Wierd Things at Hogwarts: The Sequel
Chapter 5
By MeowthHB
Disclaimer: I own Ms. Rekin. And I severely apologize for how screwed up this story is...oh my freaking heck it's wrong...
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Later that night, at the Slytherin dorm...
Harry and Ron stood at the house entrance, unable to get inside. Just then Hermione ran up in Pokemon pajamas. "Sorry I'm late, Colin Creevey wanted a signed photograph of me in the nude." She apologized. Then, turning the entrance, spoke, "Severus is a lady's man!" and the door swung open. The three children entered.
Snape was in kawaii black jammies, Draco in purple ones, McGonnagall in green, and Dumbledore in periwinkle. "Hello!" Albus said, "First for a game of truth or dare! I'll go first...Ron!"
Ron sat on the floor with the rest of them, wearing orange PJ's. "Yeah?"
"Truth or dare?"
"Uhm...dare."
"I dare you to make out with Severus in the closet."
Weasley glanced at Snape, who blushed wildly. "Headmaster...uhm...I don't...I mean...*Bleep*!"
"WATCH YOUR MOUTH OR I'LL HAVE YOU NEUTERED TOO!" Albus roared. Minerva and Hermione tittered like school girls (oh wait Hermione IS a school girl...o.o'')
Without another word, Snape grabbed Ron and dragged him into a closet. They returned after ten minutes and sat down. Ron turned to Herm. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Okay...uhm...what guys have you fantasized about?"
She thought a moment, then said, "You, Harry, Colin, Snape, Draco, Lucius, Albus, Justin, Seamus, Neville, Crabbe, Goyle, Cedric, Nearly-Headless Nick, the Fat Friar..." The list went on. pretty much every male she'd met she said. Suddenyl the window was shattered as a large body burst through it.
Hermione gasped, eyes wide. "BUCKBEAK!!!"
The hippogriff landed on the floor, Sirius on his back. "Yes, I've returned, you wench! You said you loved me! Didn't all those times mean anything to you?!" (I told you the father of Herm's might've been Buckbeak!)
She looked around at the others for help, but they said nothing. "Uhm...they did! But...I loved Draco more...and Snape...and I only really wanted to be with you so I could be with Black!"
Sirius looked at her. "Me?! But...but...I love...Narcissia!"
Granger wailed. "BUT I LOVE YOU!!!" But then suddenly Buckbeak grabbed her and flew out the window, leaving Black behind. Everyone sat in confusion, then Dumbledore piped up "Well then, since she's gone, I suppose it'll be Sirius' turn since he's a newcomer!"
But then before the ex-con could say anything, Lucius and Narcissia appeared. "Padfoot, you CAN'T love Narccy, she's my wife!" But Mrs. Malfoy flung herself onto Sirius and started kissing him. "I love you so much! I always have! I want to have your baby!" And then they ran into the girl's dorm. Lucius attempted to follow to get his wife back, but McGonnagall stopped him. "I told you to stay out of the girl's form!" She screeched.
"But my wife-!"
"No buts, boy!"
"But-"
With that, she sat down, pulled him with her, and spanked him soundly.
Totally oblivious to the chaos around him, Albus looked at his watch and said "Look! It's midnight! Now that it's the next day, I can take Severus to be neutered!"
Snape jumped up and started to run, but Albus used the Totalus Petrificus charm and froze him solid. Heaving the stiff body over his head, the headmaster jogged out and towards the veterinary.
"DADDY!!!" Draco cried and pried his father off of Minerva's knees. She eyed him speculatively. "Did you just say 'daddy'?"
"Uhm...no."
"Yes you did."
"Nuh uh."
"Fifty points from Slytherin for saying I'm wrong!"
Draco started crying because he's a big fat pansy. "I WANT MY SLUTTY MOMMY!"
"Draco, your mother's a whore and a bitch."
"SHE IS NOT!"
"YES I AM!" Narcissia had appeared again, and she was, indeed, a female dog. "I'm a weredog! And I'm in heat! Ron, please mate with me! You too, Harry.
Draco gasps. "Does that mean I'm a weredog too?!" She shook her head, fuzzy ears flopping. "No. You're a were-..."
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What kind of were is Draco?! Honestly, I don't know! I need suggestions! REVIEW!!!
~*~*Jo Jo Bynx~*~*~
Chapter 5
By MeowthHB
Disclaimer: I own Ms. Rekin. And I severely apologize for how screwed up this story is...oh my freaking heck it's wrong...
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Later that night, at the Slytherin dorm...
Harry and Ron stood at the house entrance, unable to get inside. Just then Hermione ran up in Pokemon pajamas. "Sorry I'm late, Colin Creevey wanted a signed photograph of me in the nude." She apologized. Then, turning the entrance, spoke, "Severus is a lady's man!" and the door swung open. The three children entered.
Snape was in kawaii black jammies, Draco in purple ones, McGonnagall in green, and Dumbledore in periwinkle. "Hello!" Albus said, "First for a game of truth or dare! I'll go first...Ron!"
Ron sat on the floor with the rest of them, wearing orange PJ's. "Yeah?"
"Truth or dare?"
"Uhm...dare."
"I dare you to make out with Severus in the closet."
Weasley glanced at Snape, who blushed wildly. "Headmaster...uhm...I don't...I mean...*Bleep*!"
"WATCH YOUR MOUTH OR I'LL HAVE YOU NEUTERED TOO!" Albus roared. Minerva and Hermione tittered like school girls (oh wait Hermione IS a school girl...o.o'')
Without another word, Snape grabbed Ron and dragged him into a closet. They returned after ten minutes and sat down. Ron turned to Herm. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Okay...uhm...what guys have you fantasized about?"
She thought a moment, then said, "You, Harry, Colin, Snape, Draco, Lucius, Albus, Justin, Seamus, Neville, Crabbe, Goyle, Cedric, Nearly-Headless Nick, the Fat Friar..." The list went on. pretty much every male she'd met she said. Suddenyl the window was shattered as a large body burst through it.
Hermione gasped, eyes wide. "BUCKBEAK!!!"
The hippogriff landed on the floor, Sirius on his back. "Yes, I've returned, you wench! You said you loved me! Didn't all those times mean anything to you?!" (I told you the father of Herm's might've been Buckbeak!)
She looked around at the others for help, but they said nothing. "Uhm...they did! But...I loved Draco more...and Snape...and I only really wanted to be with you so I could be with Black!"
Sirius looked at her. "Me?! But...but...I love...Narcissia!"
Granger wailed. "BUT I LOVE YOU!!!" But then suddenly Buckbeak grabbed her and flew out the window, leaving Black behind. Everyone sat in confusion, then Dumbledore piped up "Well then, since she's gone, I suppose it'll be Sirius' turn since he's a newcomer!"
But then before the ex-con could say anything, Lucius and Narcissia appeared. "Padfoot, you CAN'T love Narccy, she's my wife!" But Mrs. Malfoy flung herself onto Sirius and started kissing him. "I love you so much! I always have! I want to have your baby!" And then they ran into the girl's dorm. Lucius attempted to follow to get his wife back, but McGonnagall stopped him. "I told you to stay out of the girl's form!" She screeched.
"But my wife-!"
"No buts, boy!"
"But-"
With that, she sat down, pulled him with her, and spanked him soundly.
Totally oblivious to the chaos around him, Albus looked at his watch and said "Look! It's midnight! Now that it's the next day, I can take Severus to be neutered!"
Snape jumped up and started to run, but Albus used the Totalus Petrificus charm and froze him solid. Heaving the stiff body over his head, the headmaster jogged out and towards the veterinary.
"DADDY!!!" Draco cried and pried his father off of Minerva's knees. She eyed him speculatively. "Did you just say 'daddy'?"
"Uhm...no."
"Yes you did."
"Nuh uh."
"Fifty points from Slytherin for saying I'm wrong!"
Draco started crying because he's a big fat pansy. "I WANT MY SLUTTY MOMMY!"
"Draco, your mother's a whore and a bitch."
"SHE IS NOT!"
"YES I AM!" Narcissia had appeared again, and she was, indeed, a female dog. "I'm a weredog! And I'm in heat! Ron, please mate with me! You too, Harry.
Draco gasps. "Does that mean I'm a weredog too?!" She shook her head, fuzzy ears flopping. "No. You're a were-..."
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What kind of were is Draco?! Honestly, I don't know! I need suggestions! REVIEW!!!
~*~*Jo Jo Bynx~*~*~