Wierd Things at Hogwarts: The Sequel
Chapter 6
MeowthHB
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"Draco, you're a werebunnyfly."
His mouth dropped. "What?! What the heck is a bunnyfly anyway?"
"It's a rabbit with butterfly wings, bean brain." She snapped. He blinked. "Why haven't full moons affected me before?" He asked.
"Uh...just...because...stop asking stupid questions!"
Suddenly Draco turned into a white rabbit with blue butterfly wings. His eyes widened. "Ack! This is wierd! I wanna be human again!" He whined. Narcissia smacked him upside the head.
"Shut up, brat!" She screeched, "You have to wait until sun-up!" He pouted but didn't complain any further. Suddenly Minerva jumped up. "Remus!!! He hasn't taken his potion because Snape was busy dancing in the halls!" She gasped. Everyone looked panicked, except for Narcissia, who bolted out of the room and down the dark hallway...
Remus was sitting in his office, trying to forget about the "incident" with Harry, when suddenly remembered something. "Tonight's a full moon!" He looked around frantically for a sign that Snape hadn't forgotten to make his potion again, but with no luck. "Oh no!!!" He cried just before he morphed into a wolf, bashed his door down, and padded down the halls looking for prey. But then he smelled the most wonderful, intoxicating, alluring scent possible.
A female dog in heat.
His wolfy instincts taking over completely, he jogged over to investigate. There she was, the most beautiful specimen he'd ever seen - silky, shiny, golden coat, and deep, amber eyes. She had the most perfect canine build he'd ever seen.
But how could he win the heart of such a lovely lady such as she, him being only a lowly werewolf? Courtship dance? Butt-sniffing? A box of chocolates? No, he thought, I'll attract her with a mating call.
He marched up in front of her, cleared his throat, and began a love song.
"When the moon hits your eyes, like a big pizza pie, it's amorray!"
Everyone in the Slytherin common room heard a loud howling. "It's Lupin! Oh no! He must've found prey!" Hermione said.
"I'll go stop him!" McGonagall cried, pulling out her wand and racing towards the sound. She expected to see a furry beast, tearing the innards out of some poor, defenseless student, but instead she found...
"Oh sh**!" Lupin and Narcissia said at once and hopped away from each other, flushing beneath their fur.
"If you're going to go do that, get a room. Yeesh, animals and their constant mating..." Minerva said, stomping off and 'sheathing' her wand in her robes.
"Did you stop him?" Ron asked anxiously once she got back.
"He wasn't eating anyone. He was making love to Mrs. Malfoy." She replied curtly, sitting down again on the floor.
"My mommy is a whore!!!" Draco screamed, sobbing.
"Did you just say 'mommy'?" Hermione asked.
"Uh, no."
"Yes you did."
"Oh shut up."
"Kids, kids, stop fighting! This is supposed to be a happy slumber party. Let's play a game to take our minds off things, shall we?" McGonagall said. "...but no more truth or dare."
"How about BS?" Hermione suggested, whipping out a deck of playing cards. Everyone nodded. Then Harry piped up "Strip BS!"
...an hour later...
"BS!" Herm said as Ron played a so-called pair of Kings. He winced and added the whole discard pile to his hand.
"Come on, Weasley, you gotta lose an article of clothing too." She said.
"But all I have on are my panties!" He protested.
"...how the heck did he end up wearing my underwear..." Minerva mumbled under her breath, just now realizing she was in his boxers.
Groaning, he reluctantly removed his last article of clothing and threw it behind him. Hermione was the only one still wearing all but her socks and shirt...Harry had on his underwear, Minerva was in her pants, underwear, and socks, and Draco was in a red top hat. (Somehow he'd turned back to human form even though the sun hadn't risen yet.)
Harry went next. "Four aces."
...eight hours later...
Remus blinked his eyes open. He was in a bed. The last thing he remembered was sitting in his office. Everything in-between was a blank.
"Nnn...good morning, Schnugglefoofypies." He heard a woman say. His eyes slowly lowered to the blonde lady lying snuggled against him, still mostly asleep.
"Uhm...Miss...would you mind telling me what happened last night?" He asked. She opened her gray eyes and looked up at him.
"I don't see how someone could forget something like that." Was her only reply before she drifted back into slumber. He went red in the face. "Oh...no...oh no...oh no oh no oh no...oh no..." He said. He slid away from her and searched in the dim morning light peeking in from the window for some clothes. "Ugh...stupid Snape...stupid lycanthropy...ergh..." He finally found something and put it on, then stumbled out of the room and into a hallway. Good, he was still in Hogwarts, at least.
Colin Creevey walked up and took his picture, then ran off. Justin Finch-Fletchley strolled up. "You're hot." He said.
"I'm a man, you little freak-child!" Remus replied.
"Then why are you in that?" The boy said, pointing to Lupins' wardrobe. The werewolf looked down at what he was wearing.
A dress!!!
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Oh me, oh my, that was a very wrong chapter. Please review and give me suggestions for future chapters, my imagination is wearing thin.
Special thanks to:
Abby, for the butterfly and bunny ideas.
Mina, for the hilarious roleplay we had.
Evie, for her great stories that inspired me to write the first Wierd Things at Hogwarts.
Alla my review-happy fans, for telling me to write more. ^.^
J.K. Rowling...I don't need to explain this one...
~*~*~Jo Jo Bynx~*~*~
Chapter 6
MeowthHB
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"Draco, you're a werebunnyfly."
His mouth dropped. "What?! What the heck is a bunnyfly anyway?"
"It's a rabbit with butterfly wings, bean brain." She snapped. He blinked. "Why haven't full moons affected me before?" He asked.
"Uh...just...because...stop asking stupid questions!"
Suddenly Draco turned into a white rabbit with blue butterfly wings. His eyes widened. "Ack! This is wierd! I wanna be human again!" He whined. Narcissia smacked him upside the head.
"Shut up, brat!" She screeched, "You have to wait until sun-up!" He pouted but didn't complain any further. Suddenly Minerva jumped up. "Remus!!! He hasn't taken his potion because Snape was busy dancing in the halls!" She gasped. Everyone looked panicked, except for Narcissia, who bolted out of the room and down the dark hallway...
Remus was sitting in his office, trying to forget about the "incident" with Harry, when suddenly remembered something. "Tonight's a full moon!" He looked around frantically for a sign that Snape hadn't forgotten to make his potion again, but with no luck. "Oh no!!!" He cried just before he morphed into a wolf, bashed his door down, and padded down the halls looking for prey. But then he smelled the most wonderful, intoxicating, alluring scent possible.
A female dog in heat.
His wolfy instincts taking over completely, he jogged over to investigate. There she was, the most beautiful specimen he'd ever seen - silky, shiny, golden coat, and deep, amber eyes. She had the most perfect canine build he'd ever seen.
But how could he win the heart of such a lovely lady such as she, him being only a lowly werewolf? Courtship dance? Butt-sniffing? A box of chocolates? No, he thought, I'll attract her with a mating call.
He marched up in front of her, cleared his throat, and began a love song.
"When the moon hits your eyes, like a big pizza pie, it's amorray!"
Everyone in the Slytherin common room heard a loud howling. "It's Lupin! Oh no! He must've found prey!" Hermione said.
"I'll go stop him!" McGonagall cried, pulling out her wand and racing towards the sound. She expected to see a furry beast, tearing the innards out of some poor, defenseless student, but instead she found...
"Oh sh**!" Lupin and Narcissia said at once and hopped away from each other, flushing beneath their fur.
"If you're going to go do that, get a room. Yeesh, animals and their constant mating..." Minerva said, stomping off and 'sheathing' her wand in her robes.
"Did you stop him?" Ron asked anxiously once she got back.
"He wasn't eating anyone. He was making love to Mrs. Malfoy." She replied curtly, sitting down again on the floor.
"My mommy is a whore!!!" Draco screamed, sobbing.
"Did you just say 'mommy'?" Hermione asked.
"Uh, no."
"Yes you did."
"Oh shut up."
"Kids, kids, stop fighting! This is supposed to be a happy slumber party. Let's play a game to take our minds off things, shall we?" McGonagall said. "...but no more truth or dare."
"How about BS?" Hermione suggested, whipping out a deck of playing cards. Everyone nodded. Then Harry piped up "Strip BS!"
...an hour later...
"BS!" Herm said as Ron played a so-called pair of Kings. He winced and added the whole discard pile to his hand.
"Come on, Weasley, you gotta lose an article of clothing too." She said.
"But all I have on are my panties!" He protested.
"...how the heck did he end up wearing my underwear..." Minerva mumbled under her breath, just now realizing she was in his boxers.
Groaning, he reluctantly removed his last article of clothing and threw it behind him. Hermione was the only one still wearing all but her socks and shirt...Harry had on his underwear, Minerva was in her pants, underwear, and socks, and Draco was in a red top hat. (Somehow he'd turned back to human form even though the sun hadn't risen yet.)
Harry went next. "Four aces."
...eight hours later...
Remus blinked his eyes open. He was in a bed. The last thing he remembered was sitting in his office. Everything in-between was a blank.
"Nnn...good morning, Schnugglefoofypies." He heard a woman say. His eyes slowly lowered to the blonde lady lying snuggled against him, still mostly asleep.
"Uhm...Miss...would you mind telling me what happened last night?" He asked. She opened her gray eyes and looked up at him.
"I don't see how someone could forget something like that." Was her only reply before she drifted back into slumber. He went red in the face. "Oh...no...oh no...oh no oh no oh no...oh no..." He said. He slid away from her and searched in the dim morning light peeking in from the window for some clothes. "Ugh...stupid Snape...stupid lycanthropy...ergh..." He finally found something and put it on, then stumbled out of the room and into a hallway. Good, he was still in Hogwarts, at least.
Colin Creevey walked up and took his picture, then ran off. Justin Finch-Fletchley strolled up. "You're hot." He said.
"I'm a man, you little freak-child!" Remus replied.
"Then why are you in that?" The boy said, pointing to Lupins' wardrobe. The werewolf looked down at what he was wearing.
A dress!!!
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Oh me, oh my, that was a very wrong chapter. Please review and give me suggestions for future chapters, my imagination is wearing thin.
Special thanks to:
Abby, for the butterfly and bunny ideas.
Mina, for the hilarious roleplay we had.
Evie, for her great stories that inspired me to write the first Wierd Things at Hogwarts.
Alla my review-happy fans, for telling me to write more. ^.^
J.K. Rowling...I don't need to explain this one...
~*~*~Jo Jo Bynx~*~*~