Scene opens on two figures that look vaguely like people sitting in the fuzzy gray void of SPANDEX SPACE.
You twiddle the focus knob.
The figures spring into living color and clarity, revealing that they are none other then Gelfling and the Blue Seeress, pondering deep thoughts and socio-political current events.
See: I'm hungry.
Gelfling: I have carrots. *holds out bag*
See: Yummy! *takes a few* Dr. G's new experimental Gundam has been stolen.
Gelfling: I thought he was dead.
See: He wound up in hell and Satan decided that he wanted a Gundam too.
Gelfling: O_O Weird. I'll bet a kangaroo stole it. Kangaroos are sneaky animals, and should not be trusted with large animatronic machines that can blow stuff up. *eyes suddenly look dreamy* I like fires ^_^.
And that random thought sent the See one a evil-thoughts-of-evil-plots kick, and responded:
See: *big evil grin* Australian Safari Road Trip!
Gelfling: Hm? *puzzles out exactly what See means* *grins with equal evilness* Yee!
And See snapped her fingers, and the unfortunately hapless Gundam pilots appeared. Somehow, they already new what was going on.
Heero: Fuck off! *scowls at authors*
Wufei: Injustice! The kangaroos must die! *whips out katana and searches for a kangaroo to kill*
Duo: *far too happily* ROAD TRIP!!! I love road trips!! *starts singing show tunes* We can eat marshmallows and get drunk!!
Quatre: *attemping to restrain Wufei* *failing* Let's all be friends! Be kind to our animal brothers, Wufei!
Trowa: ....
See: I couldn't have said it better myself, Trowa.
Gelfling: Are we going too? I wanna go to Australia!
See: *raises eyebrow* You WANT to be stuck in a car with those five?
Gelfling: O_O ok.....but I wanna go...
See: We'll pop in. *assumes Australian accent* No worries, mate!
Gelfling: Yee! Spandex space!
Heero: *still scowling* When did I accept this mission?
See: *thinks* Um....you didn't....
Gelfling: Should we give him a bazooka?
See: Uh.....don't know....he might try and shoot us.
Gelfling: Oh. O_O
See: But there's always author lightening! Heero, if we gave you a bazooka would you accept the mission?
Heero: *considers* Affirmative.
See: Then you can have one. *snaps fingers*
A large, fully loaded bazooka falls into Heero's arms.
Heero: *dangerous looking grin* Ninmu Kanryou. *starts laughing like in Episode 1*
Gelfling: O_O Maybe this was a mistake.....ah heck. *shrugs*
Wufei: It will take more than a bazooka to get me on this mission, onnas! *crosses arms firmly*
See: Um...would you do it for a Sobe? *holds out Sobe*
Wufei: *sneers* Only the weak would accept a mission for that!
Duo: *bounds past Wufei* *snatches Sobe out of See's hand* I'LL do it! *downs Sobe* WAHOO!!
Wufei: My point is proven.
See: *five more Sobes appear in the air in front of her* Would you do it for FIVE Sobes?
Wufei: *drools* Deal. *grabs Sobes*
Gelfling: Are YOU going to go for it Quatre?
Quatre: *smiles happily* Yeah! It'll be fun! We'll all get to know each other better!
Gelfling: *raises eyebrow* Kay....what about you, Trowa?
Trowa: ....
Gelfling: ....
Trowa: ....?
Gelfling: ....?
Trowa: ....
Gelfling: ....! ....
Trowa: ....?
Gelfling: ....![1]
Trowa: *smirks* *nods*
See: *gives them a funny look* Yeah, sure. Whatever. Let them have twisted yaoi scenes on the side of the road. It's all good.
Duo: *bouncing rapidly* MORE MORE MORE!!! SOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
See: After we get started.
And the now-eager pilots disapeared to the first scene. Who KNOWS what chaos shall ensue next? Well, we do, but that's beside the point. We'll give you a little hint: It starts with pubs. READ ON!! And don't forget to review. All reviewers achieve Nirvana when they die.
Gelfling: Nirvana-licious!
[1] We actually acted this out, and it sounds/looks really funny!
You twiddle the focus knob.
The figures spring into living color and clarity, revealing that they are none other then Gelfling and the Blue Seeress, pondering deep thoughts and socio-political current events.
See: I'm hungry.
Gelfling: I have carrots. *holds out bag*
See: Yummy! *takes a few* Dr. G's new experimental Gundam has been stolen.
Gelfling: I thought he was dead.
See: He wound up in hell and Satan decided that he wanted a Gundam too.
Gelfling: O_O Weird. I'll bet a kangaroo stole it. Kangaroos are sneaky animals, and should not be trusted with large animatronic machines that can blow stuff up. *eyes suddenly look dreamy* I like fires ^_^.
And that random thought sent the See one a evil-thoughts-of-evil-plots kick, and responded:
See: *big evil grin* Australian Safari Road Trip!
Gelfling: Hm? *puzzles out exactly what See means* *grins with equal evilness* Yee!
And See snapped her fingers, and the unfortunately hapless Gundam pilots appeared. Somehow, they already new what was going on.
Heero: Fuck off! *scowls at authors*
Wufei: Injustice! The kangaroos must die! *whips out katana and searches for a kangaroo to kill*
Duo: *far too happily* ROAD TRIP!!! I love road trips!! *starts singing show tunes* We can eat marshmallows and get drunk!!
Quatre: *attemping to restrain Wufei* *failing* Let's all be friends! Be kind to our animal brothers, Wufei!
Trowa: ....
See: I couldn't have said it better myself, Trowa.
Gelfling: Are we going too? I wanna go to Australia!
See: *raises eyebrow* You WANT to be stuck in a car with those five?
Gelfling: O_O ok.....but I wanna go...
See: We'll pop in. *assumes Australian accent* No worries, mate!
Gelfling: Yee! Spandex space!
Heero: *still scowling* When did I accept this mission?
See: *thinks* Um....you didn't....
Gelfling: Should we give him a bazooka?
See: Uh.....don't know....he might try and shoot us.
Gelfling: Oh. O_O
See: But there's always author lightening! Heero, if we gave you a bazooka would you accept the mission?
Heero: *considers* Affirmative.
See: Then you can have one. *snaps fingers*
A large, fully loaded bazooka falls into Heero's arms.
Heero: *dangerous looking grin* Ninmu Kanryou. *starts laughing like in Episode 1*
Gelfling: O_O Maybe this was a mistake.....ah heck. *shrugs*
Wufei: It will take more than a bazooka to get me on this mission, onnas! *crosses arms firmly*
See: Um...would you do it for a Sobe? *holds out Sobe*
Wufei: *sneers* Only the weak would accept a mission for that!
Duo: *bounds past Wufei* *snatches Sobe out of See's hand* I'LL do it! *downs Sobe* WAHOO!!
Wufei: My point is proven.
See: *five more Sobes appear in the air in front of her* Would you do it for FIVE Sobes?
Wufei: *drools* Deal. *grabs Sobes*
Gelfling: Are YOU going to go for it Quatre?
Quatre: *smiles happily* Yeah! It'll be fun! We'll all get to know each other better!
Gelfling: *raises eyebrow* Kay....what about you, Trowa?
Trowa: ....
Gelfling: ....
Trowa: ....?
Gelfling: ....?
Trowa: ....
Gelfling: ....! ....
Trowa: ....?
Gelfling: ....![1]
Trowa: *smirks* *nods*
See: *gives them a funny look* Yeah, sure. Whatever. Let them have twisted yaoi scenes on the side of the road. It's all good.
Duo: *bouncing rapidly* MORE MORE MORE!!! SOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
See: After we get started.
And the now-eager pilots disapeared to the first scene. Who KNOWS what chaos shall ensue next? Well, we do, but that's beside the point. We'll give you a little hint: It starts with pubs. READ ON!! And don't forget to review. All reviewers achieve Nirvana when they die.
Gelfling: Nirvana-licious!
[1] We actually acted this out, and it sounds/looks really funny!