Disclaimer: I don't own anything really. I'm very sad!
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Lots of them, I suppose.
A/N: Since the success of my first chapter, I have decided that I will in fact do another! This one is longer, and I'm doing more than one game. I would try to do a whole show, but I'm not sure if I'd be able to. Maybe after this chapter I'll try to do an entire Whose Line. Until then, enjoy this chapter, which includes Props and Party Quirks, two of the best games on Whose Line! Sorry if I didn't use somebody's suggestions, but I WILL use them in another chapter! I promise! Oh yeah, sorry it took so long for me to get this out! Do you know how HARD it is to think these things up?
Drew: That was an interesting game of Alphabet! Now let's play Props (he's holding something that looks like Styrofoam in the shape of a hook and gives it to Hermione and Draco.) This is for you and—(he holds up two round objects with holes in the middle and hands them to Harry and Ron) these are for you. When it's your turn, you must come up with a new idea of how to use your prop. I'll start with Hermione and Draco. Ready? Go!
(Draco puts it up to his nose and Hermione pretends to feed him something.)
Hermione: Malfoy want a cracker?
Draco: Brawk!
(Buzzer. Camera goes to Harry and Ron, who are wearing their props over their heads like halos.)
Ron: So… what did you do to end up here?
(Buzzer. Hermione is holding the prop behind her back and is in the middle of telling Draco a story.)
Hermione: And when I woke up, I realized that they traded my hand for a hook! (She pulls the "hook" from behind her back and Draco shrieks.)
(Buzzer. Harry is looking through the holes like they're glasses, which is funny because he already has glasses.)
Harry: Hi, I'm Drew Carrey!
(Buzzer. Drew is laughing along with the audience, though not quite as hard. Draco has his prop held up to his ear.)
Draco: Sorry, Mom, but everyone else was getting an earring!
(Buzzer. The circles are stacked one on top of the other as the camera moves back to Ron and Harry.)
Ron: I said "weight", not "eight"!
(Buzzer sounds for the end of the game.)
Drew: Since the points don't matter, I'm going to award them through telepathy! (He points at his head and closes his eyes for a second. You can see Harry celebrating quietly while laughing and pointing at the other three contestants.) Our next game is Party Quirks. Three people have been invited to a party being held by the fourth, and the other three must play the roles that have been stated on their cards (Ron, Harry, and Draco are seen reading their envelopes.). The fourth person has to figure out what those people are. Hermione, whenever you're ready.
(Hermione has stepped out and is seen arranging something for her party. Ron rings the "doorbell", and Hermione goes to answer it. He enters, and the caption reads "Depressed Sports Announcer".)
Hermione: Hi! How nice of you to come to my party!
Ron: (glaring at her) He misses! How terrible! (He starts to cry)
Hermione: Um, please do come in.
Ron: Beer! He scores! (Pretends to drink two cans of beer at one time)
(The "doorbell" rings, and Draco is standing at the door. The caption says, "Fairy Princess".)
Hermione: Oh, do come in.
Draco: Screw this! (He walks off the stage and out a door to his left.)
Hermione: I don't get it. What is he supposed to be?
Drew: That wasn't supposed to happen! Um…………. (He taps a piece of paper on the desk in front of him) what are we supposed to do now?
Harry: Are you sure that wasn't part of his role? Maybe he was Snape on a bad day!
(A cameraman runs over to Drew and whispers something in his ear.)
Drew: I guess we're done with that game, but there's no need to worry! We have Professor Severus Snape here to take Draco Malfoy's part!
(A few people cower, some in delight and some in fear.)
Snape: I didn't agree to this! (He takes out his wand and turns Drew into a spider.)
Ron: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Hermione: What are we supposed to do now?
(Everyone looks about for something to do.)
A/N: That's the end of this chapter! Stay tuned for the next! And a thank you so much to all of my reviewers. I only got one bad comment! Sorry if I've left you hanging, but I have to end somewhere! Please tell me what you thought of this one. Was it better, or was it stupider? I must know!
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Lots of them, I suppose.
A/N: Since the success of my first chapter, I have decided that I will in fact do another! This one is longer, and I'm doing more than one game. I would try to do a whole show, but I'm not sure if I'd be able to. Maybe after this chapter I'll try to do an entire Whose Line. Until then, enjoy this chapter, which includes Props and Party Quirks, two of the best games on Whose Line! Sorry if I didn't use somebody's suggestions, but I WILL use them in another chapter! I promise! Oh yeah, sorry it took so long for me to get this out! Do you know how HARD it is to think these things up?
Drew: That was an interesting game of Alphabet! Now let's play Props (he's holding something that looks like Styrofoam in the shape of a hook and gives it to Hermione and Draco.) This is for you and—(he holds up two round objects with holes in the middle and hands them to Harry and Ron) these are for you. When it's your turn, you must come up with a new idea of how to use your prop. I'll start with Hermione and Draco. Ready? Go!
(Draco puts it up to his nose and Hermione pretends to feed him something.)
Hermione: Malfoy want a cracker?
Draco: Brawk!
(Buzzer. Camera goes to Harry and Ron, who are wearing their props over their heads like halos.)
Ron: So… what did you do to end up here?
(Buzzer. Hermione is holding the prop behind her back and is in the middle of telling Draco a story.)
Hermione: And when I woke up, I realized that they traded my hand for a hook! (She pulls the "hook" from behind her back and Draco shrieks.)
(Buzzer. Harry is looking through the holes like they're glasses, which is funny because he already has glasses.)
Harry: Hi, I'm Drew Carrey!
(Buzzer. Drew is laughing along with the audience, though not quite as hard. Draco has his prop held up to his ear.)
Draco: Sorry, Mom, but everyone else was getting an earring!
(Buzzer. The circles are stacked one on top of the other as the camera moves back to Ron and Harry.)
Ron: I said "weight", not "eight"!
(Buzzer sounds for the end of the game.)
Drew: Since the points don't matter, I'm going to award them through telepathy! (He points at his head and closes his eyes for a second. You can see Harry celebrating quietly while laughing and pointing at the other three contestants.) Our next game is Party Quirks. Three people have been invited to a party being held by the fourth, and the other three must play the roles that have been stated on their cards (Ron, Harry, and Draco are seen reading their envelopes.). The fourth person has to figure out what those people are. Hermione, whenever you're ready.
(Hermione has stepped out and is seen arranging something for her party. Ron rings the "doorbell", and Hermione goes to answer it. He enters, and the caption reads "Depressed Sports Announcer".)
Hermione: Hi! How nice of you to come to my party!
Ron: (glaring at her) He misses! How terrible! (He starts to cry)
Hermione: Um, please do come in.
Ron: Beer! He scores! (Pretends to drink two cans of beer at one time)
(The "doorbell" rings, and Draco is standing at the door. The caption says, "Fairy Princess".)
Hermione: Oh, do come in.
Draco: Screw this! (He walks off the stage and out a door to his left.)
Hermione: I don't get it. What is he supposed to be?
Drew: That wasn't supposed to happen! Um…………. (He taps a piece of paper on the desk in front of him) what are we supposed to do now?
Harry: Are you sure that wasn't part of his role? Maybe he was Snape on a bad day!
(A cameraman runs over to Drew and whispers something in his ear.)
Drew: I guess we're done with that game, but there's no need to worry! We have Professor Severus Snape here to take Draco Malfoy's part!
(A few people cower, some in delight and some in fear.)
Snape: I didn't agree to this! (He takes out his wand and turns Drew into a spider.)
Ron: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Hermione: What are we supposed to do now?
(Everyone looks about for something to do.)
A/N: That's the end of this chapter! Stay tuned for the next! And a thank you so much to all of my reviewers. I only got one bad comment! Sorry if I've left you hanging, but I have to end somewhere! Please tell me what you thought of this one. Was it better, or was it stupider? I must know!