Disclaimer: All the characters of the HP series belong to J.K. Rowling.
Drew Carrey owns himself. Anything else you might recognize is all
probably stolen, but think of it as "just a coincidence"!
Spoilers: Way too many to name....
Rating: PG-13 for language reasons
A/N: Finally another chapter! I know, I know, it took me quite a long time to get back at this spot, eh? Well, be quiet! I might just have been locked up in the loony bin! (Hey, you never know! Just read my stupid stories and you'll understand!) At this point of the story, I'm not quite sure yet what game they'll be playing, but remember! It's up to you to keep bringing this story back! Review, my loyal fan fiction, Harry Potter obsessed readers! This is the story of the century (over-exaggeration added, of course....)!!!
*Intro music is played, signifying the end of the commercial break.*
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway, the improvisational show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've said it a million times. I'm sure by now you have that imbedded into your skulls.
*In the background Harry nods fervently while Ron rubs his head. Draco and Hermione just give them strange looks.*
Drew: *pausing for a few moments* Thank you so much for establishing that, guys. I appreciate it. Now we are going to play "Superheroes". I'm sure everyone watching at home will soon understand the game once we get started. And if you don't, I am very, very sorry for your serious lack of, well, brains.
*There is some fake laughter from the audience.*
Drew: Since Hermione hasn't had much of a spotlight during these past 4 chapters, I'm going to finally give this to her. Please, Ms. Granger, start us off. But first we need to know what Superhero she'll be playing. Audience, any suggestions?
*Several names are blurted out from the unenthusiastic crowd behind him, ranging from "Toe Jam Man" to "Super Hair Curlers Girl".*
Ron: I want to see 'Mione as Toe Jam Man!
*There are some whistles from the audience.*
Drew: *a little aggravated* Fine. Toe Jam Man it is. Now what is the crisis?
Random Audience Member: Diapers on Steroids Massacre!
*Everybody laughs. Drew giggles uncontrollably and turns red.*
Drew: *having calmed down enough to talk* Okay, Hermione. Take it away!
*Hermione walks to center stage and sits down on a stool, where she proceeds to take her shoes and socks off.*
Hermione: *speaking to her toes* Hello, my precious! And how are you today? Do you have any goodies for me? *she starts poking between all her toes and the audience laughs politely.*
*Ron jumps in.*
Ron: Sorry I'm late. I was just flying over Bristol when I learned it was Duck Season.
Hermione: There you are, Magic Flying Duck Boy! We have a problem! Gigantic diapers on steroids are taking over the whole village! They're killing all men and letting women and children go free!
Ron: Oh no!
Hermione: Oh yes! Look at the monitor! *points at space in front of her*
Ron: Oh no!
Hermione: Oh yes!
*Ron bends down and starts to waddle, quacking every few steps.*
*Harry jumps in.*
Harry: *giving Ron a bit of a weird look* Hello! Would have been here sooner but I couldn't find my thong.
Ron: Finally you're here, Shroom Cloud Kid! What have you been doing this whole time?
Harry: *raising an eyebrow* Drugs of course! Did you really have to ask? *He tries to look all slumped over and cool.*
Hermione: Well, we have a crisis!
Harry: Yeah, we're out of Mary Jane.
*Draco saunders onstage.*
Draco: Sorry it's taken me this long to get here. I just didn't care.
*Ron quacks.*
Harry: Did you bring my crack, Titty Twister Man?
Draco: *a bit alarmed at first but then gets used to the idea* Of course. *He reaches into his pocket and then goes to hand Harry a pretend bag of "crack" but instead twists his nipple.*
Harry: Dude, that wasn't cool.
Draco: Titty twister!
Hermione: What are we going to do about the diapers?
Draco: Hey, what's worse than a hurricane?
*She thinks for a minute.*
Hermione: Diapers on steroids?
Draco: Nope! A titty twister! *He cops a feel and twists her nipple.*
Hermione: Ouch!
Draco: I've done everything I can do here. I'm going back to my cave! *He runs offstage.*
Harry: Just nuke 'em. *He follows Draco.*
*Ron quacks and pretends to fly away.*
Hermione: Well, I guess our work here is done! I guess I'll just aim a nuclear bomb at the Steroid Diapers and threaten them within inches of their lives! *She continues after Ron, carrying the stool with her.*
*Drew sounds the buzzer as the audience claps wildly.*
Drew: Great game! A thousand points to Draco Malfoy for the stupid humor! Don't go away! Whose Line is it Anyway will be right back after this break!
A/N: Wow! That was the easiest one I have ever written! I think I really like the Superheroes game! And yes, I know it probably was somewhat stupid! But I think it's hilarious! Please tell me what you think of it! Also, give me some suggestions of what to do next! I really need your help, guys!
Spoilers: Way too many to name....
Rating: PG-13 for language reasons
A/N: Finally another chapter! I know, I know, it took me quite a long time to get back at this spot, eh? Well, be quiet! I might just have been locked up in the loony bin! (Hey, you never know! Just read my stupid stories and you'll understand!) At this point of the story, I'm not quite sure yet what game they'll be playing, but remember! It's up to you to keep bringing this story back! Review, my loyal fan fiction, Harry Potter obsessed readers! This is the story of the century (over-exaggeration added, of course....)!!!
*Intro music is played, signifying the end of the commercial break.*
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway, the improvisational show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've said it a million times. I'm sure by now you have that imbedded into your skulls.
*In the background Harry nods fervently while Ron rubs his head. Draco and Hermione just give them strange looks.*
Drew: *pausing for a few moments* Thank you so much for establishing that, guys. I appreciate it. Now we are going to play "Superheroes". I'm sure everyone watching at home will soon understand the game once we get started. And if you don't, I am very, very sorry for your serious lack of, well, brains.
*There is some fake laughter from the audience.*
Drew: Since Hermione hasn't had much of a spotlight during these past 4 chapters, I'm going to finally give this to her. Please, Ms. Granger, start us off. But first we need to know what Superhero she'll be playing. Audience, any suggestions?
*Several names are blurted out from the unenthusiastic crowd behind him, ranging from "Toe Jam Man" to "Super Hair Curlers Girl".*
Ron: I want to see 'Mione as Toe Jam Man!
*There are some whistles from the audience.*
Drew: *a little aggravated* Fine. Toe Jam Man it is. Now what is the crisis?
Random Audience Member: Diapers on Steroids Massacre!
*Everybody laughs. Drew giggles uncontrollably and turns red.*
Drew: *having calmed down enough to talk* Okay, Hermione. Take it away!
*Hermione walks to center stage and sits down on a stool, where she proceeds to take her shoes and socks off.*
Hermione: *speaking to her toes* Hello, my precious! And how are you today? Do you have any goodies for me? *she starts poking between all her toes and the audience laughs politely.*
*Ron jumps in.*
Ron: Sorry I'm late. I was just flying over Bristol when I learned it was Duck Season.
Hermione: There you are, Magic Flying Duck Boy! We have a problem! Gigantic diapers on steroids are taking over the whole village! They're killing all men and letting women and children go free!
Ron: Oh no!
Hermione: Oh yes! Look at the monitor! *points at space in front of her*
Ron: Oh no!
Hermione: Oh yes!
*Ron bends down and starts to waddle, quacking every few steps.*
*Harry jumps in.*
Harry: *giving Ron a bit of a weird look* Hello! Would have been here sooner but I couldn't find my thong.
Ron: Finally you're here, Shroom Cloud Kid! What have you been doing this whole time?
Harry: *raising an eyebrow* Drugs of course! Did you really have to ask? *He tries to look all slumped over and cool.*
Hermione: Well, we have a crisis!
Harry: Yeah, we're out of Mary Jane.
*Draco saunders onstage.*
Draco: Sorry it's taken me this long to get here. I just didn't care.
*Ron quacks.*
Harry: Did you bring my crack, Titty Twister Man?
Draco: *a bit alarmed at first but then gets used to the idea* Of course. *He reaches into his pocket and then goes to hand Harry a pretend bag of "crack" but instead twists his nipple.*
Harry: Dude, that wasn't cool.
Draco: Titty twister!
Hermione: What are we going to do about the diapers?
Draco: Hey, what's worse than a hurricane?
*She thinks for a minute.*
Hermione: Diapers on steroids?
Draco: Nope! A titty twister! *He cops a feel and twists her nipple.*
Hermione: Ouch!
Draco: I've done everything I can do here. I'm going back to my cave! *He runs offstage.*
Harry: Just nuke 'em. *He follows Draco.*
*Ron quacks and pretends to fly away.*
Hermione: Well, I guess our work here is done! I guess I'll just aim a nuclear bomb at the Steroid Diapers and threaten them within inches of their lives! *She continues after Ron, carrying the stool with her.*
*Drew sounds the buzzer as the audience claps wildly.*
Drew: Great game! A thousand points to Draco Malfoy for the stupid humor! Don't go away! Whose Line is it Anyway will be right back after this break!
A/N: Wow! That was the easiest one I have ever written! I think I really like the Superheroes game! And yes, I know it probably was somewhat stupid! But I think it's hilarious! Please tell me what you think of it! Also, give me some suggestions of what to do next! I really need your help, guys!