Titolo della storia: The Mystery House - Gravity Falls: Titans, Calamity and Twins
Plot: When the summer holidays arrive, Eda Clawthorne decides to take her extended family to Gravity Falls to enjoy a peaceful vacation.
Everyone soon discovers that Gravity Falls is far from being just a city, in fact it is the place with the highest rate of paranormal incidents in The West Coast of the United States.
If that's not enough, Eda's "husband" lives in this city, Stan Pines has never legally divorced here and is hosting his twin nephews.
Dipper and Mabel Pines are about to meet their great-aunt Eda's extended family.
A family consisting of a Skyfather / Detective Occult, a Titan Cub, a Human Witch, Three Magic Girls, a Basilisk, an Artificial Demon and a Grimwalker.
If that's not enough to upset the magical balance of Gravity Falls.
The friends of this magical family will also come, namely the Quartet of Calamity, made up of Adeline, Anne, Marcy and Sasha. Followed by the Trinity Seven and the friends of the Boiling Isles of Luz.
Gravity Falls is about to have some of the busiest summer since its founding, that's little, but sure.
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Story Arc: Welcome to Gravity Falls
Episode 1: Tourist Trap and New Relatives (I)
Chapter 1: An Embarrassed Family Reunion
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POV Narrator
There once was a man who lived a life so strange, it had to be true.
Only he could see what no one else can... the darkness inside, the real monster within.
And he's the one who must stop them.
This is his calling.
This is his duty.
This is the life of a Belmont.
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In the state of Oregon, in a small town surrounded by dense forest, something normal and something supernatural is happening.
In a picnic area, a number of people are taking advantage of the beautiful day to have fun.
This is the common event that can happen anywhere and anywhere.
"Ah, break time for leisure and relaxation. A welcome break from the normal daily routine of stuffy work or boring school studies." He tells a bored voice that seems to belong to a teenager in late puberty.
The tone of voice makes everyone understand that not
he particularly likes these typical elements of common life.
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Not far from the picnic field, more or less five hundred meters away, the most unique and supernatural event is happening.
In plain sight is a billboard with the words "Welcome to Gravity Falls" written on it.
"Thank goodness my life is so messed up that I never get bored." He tells the voice, with a more excited tone, very much appreciating that he is not part of ordinary people.
Suddenly a small vehicle crashes into the sign, managing to pass through it without problems.
The small vehicle is a golf cart, painted white, a large red question mark painted between the headlights, red and gold flags hanging from the roof, a small red flag on the back, two brown seats and a salmon roof with speaker on the front.
Sitting on the seats are five passengers, preteens aged 11 to 15.
A pair of 11-year-old twins, brother and sister, Caucasian, brown hair and eyes. This pair of twins are currently screaming in terror.
The twin with the dental braces is hugging her twin brother who is trying to leaf through an old diary with the number three drawing on the cover.
A preteen of Japanese origin, 11 years old, with raven black hair, golden eyes and slightly pointed ears. She strangely she is dressed like an authentic Magic Girl, even having a Sapphire colored magic wand.
The magic girl is keeping a stoic face, holding the magic wand pointed in the direction of the pursuers.
A Taiwanese-American 14 year old girl, olive skin, short shiny black hair and dark brown oval eyes.
If it weren't for the fabulous green cloak, high-tech crossbow and quiver full of crystalline-tipped arrows, she'd look like a simple nerd.
The last two passengers are a pair of 15-year-old Dominican-American twin sisters with tanned skin, hazel eyes and purplish brown hair.
The twin wearing glasses, dressed more formally and seriously, is driving the small vehicle.
The other sister is dressed like a classic witch, having a white pointy hat with a feather design and a glued white cloak, she is holding a kind of blue-purple magic staff, with a totem on top that looks like some kind of bird.
The reason 3/5 of the gang are armed here is pretty simple.
They are chased by a large angry family of supernatural creatures, capable of attaining enormous size and are trying to kill them.
Behind them seven huge figures, the smallest seems to reach seven meters in height, the largest reaches almost thirty meters in height.
The three biggest giants are located much further away from the action scene, the only reason they are still in sight here is their massive size, something or someone is holding them back.
The remaining four giants from seven to thirteen meters are chasing the golf cart without interruption.
One by one, the four smaller giants stepped on the advertising sign, creating a crater in its place.
The four monstrosities have grabbed bulky objects that are within easy reach, such as large rocks, whole trees and ... a trash can?
Seconds later rocks, tree trunks and a trash can were thrown towards the golf cart.
"Caution!" Shouts the brown-haired twin with a dental brace.
"Girls, maneuver Number 9-C!" Shouts the driver, suggesting to her friends to hurry to act.
The raven-haired magic girl raises her wand, Sapphire, pointing it in the direction of the enemy attack.
The 14-year-old Taiwanese-American with the green cloak loads the crossbow with a red crystalline-tipped arrow.
The 15-year-old dressed as a classic witch, holds her magic staff, preparing a defensive spell.
"Blaster Blue!" Shouts the Japanese magic girl, shooting from her magic wand, a large globe of blue light.
The dustbin and tree trunks were largely incinerated.
"Arrow of the Return of Fire!" The crossbow-wielding girl shouts, before shooting her eyes and hair have turned a bright neon green, as if she were some kind of Super Saiyan from an alternate universe.
Once fired, the arrow launches a trail of neon green light behind it.
Once the arrow hits one of the rocks, the crystalline tip explodes, creating an avalanche of fire and wind that cuts everything into small pieces in mid-air.
"Shield of light!" Shouts the 15-year-old witch, creating a dome of purple light around the golf cart, preventing debris from damaging the small vehicle and its passengers.
"You girls are fantastic!" The 11-year-old twins exclaim at the same time, amazed by what they have just seen.
Suddenly the largest of the giants, which is quite far away, manages to catch something and throws it in the direction of the golf cart.
A few seconds later a white-haired androgynous 17-year-old landed on the hood of the car, dressed as if he were a Detective from a film Noir.
The most unique treatise of this character is the black patch that covers the left eye, leaving only the golden colored right eye on display.
"Uncle Bruce, Onii-Sama, Bruce-Sensei, Bruce!" The golf cart passengers shout in chorus, recognizing the teenager being thrown by the giant.
"Dipper, Mabel, Miyu, Marcy, Luz and Vee, how is your fight against this cluster of gnomes going?" The teenager named Bruce asks, in a calm, quiet tone, not seeming in the least concerned about what's going on.
The white-haired Detective Occult, doing a little stunt, ends up standing on the top of the golf cart, the place that gives a better view of the ever-moving battlefield.
The first thing Bruce noticed was that one of the giants threw another person in his direction.
Spreading his hands, Bruce takes a few steps back, calculating the right trattoria to take in his arms, a 17-year-old girl who could pass as the elder sister of the Dominican-American twins.
"Zul don't be so reckless or reckless, you can be an infantry soldier, but you have your worth." Bruce declares, holding his older sister in his arms who seems embarrassed by this sermon.
"Long live the gang is full, we can win or die together!" She declares the twin with glasses that she is driving the golf cart, beginning to not bear the stress of this teaching.
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POV Bruce Bahamut Belmont
Right, so you are probably all wondering how we all ended up in this situation in the first place.
But first introductions of the whole gang of misfits.
I am only the eldest of the group and the leader, my name is Bruce Bahamut Belmont, I am an Occult Detective dealing with problem solving of the Paranormal.
Sometimes I play superhero and over and over again I end up meddling in matters that could lead to the end of the world.
An example of my unfortunate participation in pivotal events would be the different variants of the War of the Holy Grail, the return of Castlevania and the Resurrection of Dracula, the Day of Unity of Belos, the demonic plain Qliphoth of Gemini or Andrias and its invasion via the Four Gems of Calamity.
But let's not focus so much on me.
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The brown-haired eleven-year-old twins are Dipper and Mabel Pines, my nieces legally, biologically I have no connection with them.
About twenty years ago, my adoptive mother, Eda Clawthorne, went to have fun in Las Vegas.
The Entertainment Capital of the World There have been several questionable events that Eda does not want to tell.
But in the last few days I learned a very interesting thing, while staying in Las Vegas, Eda got married to Stan Pines, Dipper and Mabel's great-uncle.
As expected by everyone, Eda and Stan's wedding did not last even 48 hours of stay, after the night of the wedding, Eda stole Stan's car keys and ran away, leaving Stan penniless.
Unfortunately, the marriage was legalized and none of them wasted time and effort in canceling it.
Therefore according to the law of several states of America, Eda and Stan are still perfectly married.
This makes me Stan's adoptive son, someone's adoptive brother and sort of like Mabel and Dipper's uncle.
I knew I was going to be a young uncle, with a perverted twin sister who uses futanari potions and two / three girlfriends ... the nephews will come sooner or later.
But thanks to Eda's youthful follies I became an uncle at 17, with two not-so-bad nephews.
Mabel is a hyperactive girl with a great imagination, gifted with a raw artistic talent in many fields, even if at the moment she tries too much to obtain a summer love.
Dipper is a very smart guy, with a passion for conspiracies, the occult and science. We're getting along pretty well as mystery buffs and men of science.
For my first grandchildren, they are quite a successful couple.
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The incredibly adorable little girl dressed up as a Magic Girl is Miyu Clawthorne.
Almost a year ago I found Miyu in bad circumstances, helped him and taken to the Owl House.
A lot of things happened, a few months later she, me and King were officially and legally adopted by Eda, making us brother and sister under the law of the Boiling Isles.
Then other rather complicated things happened including the Ainsworth kidnapping of Miyu.
Of course we chased the kidnappers through a strange portal, ending up in an Earth-like parallel world only approaching destruction.
There has been a lot of fighting and revelations about Miyu's past.
Eventually Miyu made a wish, to become my biological sister, granting her my golden eyes, half-elf ears, and a far-from-normal puberty.
I love her with all my heart and the man or woman who hurts her little heart will be part of a slow and agonizing end.
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The fourteen-year-old girl with bright green hair, armed with a crossbow is Marcy Wu.
Marcy alias Mar-Mar is one of the few people who can say that she is a friend of mine and above all my first apprentice in magic, science, war and love as strange as it may seem.
Marcy became my first apprentice shortly after we got stuck in the strange realm of Amphibia.
There are good pomace that one day becomes my sister-in-law, although at the moment there have been some small problems in her love life.
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The girl wearing goggles and driving the golf cart is Vee Noceda.
Vee might look like Luz's twin sister, but they're not actually twins, they're not even related.
Actually Vee is a basilisk beast demon, created in a secret magical laboratory.
Vee possesses two distinct abilities, eating magic and shapeshifting, the reason why Vee is a nearly identical pair of Luz here.
About a year ago, when Luz and I decided to spend our summer with Eda and Kig on the Boiling Isles.
During that time Vee escaped from the laboratory, taking the form of a harmless pet, through the portal that was in Eda's possession at the time, Vee reached the human city, Gravesfield.
Seeing that Luz was out of the loop, she assumed her likeness and pretended to be Luz Noceda, living her life for nearly four months.
When Luz and I finished our business on the Boiling Isles and returned to Gravesfield ...
Long story short, Vee has officially become Luz's long-lost twin sister, found by chance by Camila.
Personally I had to pull strings, threaten someone, bribe a doctor, create false evidence and make up a heartbreaking story about a kidnapping in the maternity ward etc.
I honestly had to do something like this twice, once for Vee and once for Zul.
For a long time Camila Noceda, the mother of Luz, Vee and Zul, received complicated looks from neighbors and co-workers.
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The girl dressed as a fantasy witch is Luz, my first and best friend, my Watson, that is Partner and assistant in my work as Detective Occult.
Luz is officially my foster mother's pupil, Eda. She unofficially she is the daughter of everything but Eda's blood and the non-biological sister of me, Miyu and King.
If Eda manages to sort things out with Stan and they finish completing the lengthy divorce paperwork, legally becoming a single woman.
The Single Owl should just have the courage to propose marriage to Camila. Then Luz and I would legally be brother and sister ...
If Eda can't, well in the worst case, Aunt Corbeau will make her move with Camila, making Luz my favorite cousin.
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The latest arrival in my arms is Zul, a girl who is too dedicated to her duty as a brawler.
Zul might look like Luz and Vee's rebellious older sister or just a street hooligan, armed with a baseball bat.
Believe it or not, Zul is only 10 months old.
How is it possible that a girl who appears to be 17 is the youngest of the group, having just over 300 days to live?
Well, Zul was the result of a laboratory experiment of my own creation.
An artificial demon grown in a capsule, artificially aged in 17 days, with an entire encyclopedia of knowledge implanted in its head.
Luz being the only human around I used her genome as the basic structure for Zul, the DNA of a pure blood human is easier to process.
I was able to produce a single artificial demon soldier, there were problems when I was working on mass production.
However, once Zul stepped out of the pod and introduced him to the Owl House, his presence was greeted with a mix of amazement.
Luz was very happy to have a partially cloned older sister.
Eda gave me a long lecture on not playing with life and death.
Amity practically passed out at the sight of Zul, seeing the equivalent of a mature, busty, shameless Luz was a knockout for the youngest of the Blights.
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I guess I got too carried away with introducing my extended family / gang.
Surely all of you are wondering why such a large gang of witches, magic girls, laboratory experiments, a Detective Occult, plus two normal teenagers are on board a golf cart.
Or what have we done to attract the murderous wrath of seven giants?
It all began three days ago, on June 6, 2016.
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POV Narrator
Starting in the year 2008 with the appearance of Tony Stark as Iron-man, three great battles have happened that will be written in the history books discussed for hundreds of years by historians.
May 4, 2012, the Battle of New York, invasion of the Chitauri under the leadership of Loki who were defeated by the Avengers.
August 10, 2015, the Battle of Sokovia, rogue artificial intelligence, Ultron chose to exterminate the human race. The Avengers along with a group of "magical heroes" have saved a day.
March 41, 2016, the Battle of Los Angeles, Andrias and Core's robot army turned Hollywood into a magical war field. Oddly, the Avengers played a marginal role in that conflict, leaving the main stage to the mysterious group of "magical heroes" and four additions that look like Super Saiyan Girls in blue, green, red and yellow.
Two months have passed since the battle of Los Angeles.
Today is June 6, 2016, the mysterious group of "magical heroes" are currently having a "tactical meeting".
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In a large Penthouse of one of Boston's largest skyscrapers 13 people and some pets are participating in an extended family discussion.
Three families are taking part in this reunion, each consisting of a mother and three brats, plus a family friend who finds herself attending as an honorary member.
The three mothers are made up of Camila Noceda, Eda Clawthorne and Lilith Clawthorne.
They are seated in a black leather armchair, Eda on the left, Lilith on the right and Camila as always in the center between the two Clawthorne sisters.
Eda is a tall, slender woman in her forties. Her skin is ivory skin, pointed ears, eyes are amber.
Her thick white hair is held in a ponytail.
Eda's smile shows a screwed gold tooth sticking out.
He wears a blood red biker jacket, a black T-shirt, black leather pants and burgundy boots with high heels.
Lilith is a tall, slim middle-aged woman. She has ivory skin, pointed ears, she wears black lipstick, has long, straight, dark blue hair and mint green eyes. She also has dark claw-like nails.
Wearing glasses, a pale green shirt with puffy sleeves and a gold button on the chest, a brown waistcoat, a brown ankle-length skirt, purple-gray leggings, and brown high-heeled boots.
Camila is a Dominican woman who is about to reach 40 years of age. Her tanned skin, dark brown eyes and brown hair.
Camila wore her hair pulled back in a bun with two thin strands outwards and is wearing a blue vet dress.
In front of the three mothers there is a large C-shaped sofa, enough to accommodate 12 people.
On the left side of the sofa are the children Eda adopted last summer, King, Miyu and Bruce.
King is a small creature that resembles a species of dog-fox hybrid, coal black fur with the torso and the tip of the tail covered with light gray fur.
Its head is covered with a dog skull with white horns on its head.
His eyes have pink irises with yellow sclera.
Around his neck he wears a red collar with a large star-shaped ruby as a medallion or tag.
Basically it looks like a pet trying to cosplay a Cubone Pokémon.
This creature is called, King. The little guy is Eda's youngest child.
Miyu Clawthorne, an eleven-year-old girl with pale skin, half-elf ears, black hair tied in low braids and golden eyes, 134 cm tall. She is the middle child who most resembles her adoptive aunt.
She wears a cute black-white school uniform.
Bruce Bahamut Belmont, Eda's third adopted son, the oldest, the most independent and the one who didn't want to change his name when he was adopted.
The Bruce is 167 centimeters tall, rather thin, with an androgynous face. Incredibly pale skin as if he were a ghost.
Short white colored hair, paired with a pair of big golden eyes and half-elf ears.
He is wearing a black detective suit, with an old black leather coat over it. In his right hand she holds a jet-black walking stick and a silver handle.
On Bruce's left shoulder sits a blue-eyed female raven, she is Carmen, Bruce's Favorite Familiar and his Personal Divine Beast.
In the center of the sofa are Luz, Vee and Zul, Camila's daughters.
For the Dominican woman it is a minor fact that two of them were created in the laboratory for war purposes.
Luz is a fifteen-year-old Dominican-American with tanned skin and hazel eyes, 159 cm tall, her three sizes are: B77, W56, H77.
Her purplish brown hair, pulled back into a short ponytail.
A hallmark of Luz is a slight scar above the left eyebrow.
At the moment Luz is wearing casual village clothes, consisting of sneakers, jeans, a purple T-shirt and an old brown jacket that belonged to a certain Lady Owl.
Physically Vee is virtually identical to Luz, except for the lack of a scar and a different hairstyle.
Vee's hair is gathered and smoothed much neater than Luz's, with a noticeably thicker shine. The top does not stick on one side, as it is cut by hair clips.
She wears an aviation blue hoodie with darker cuffs, a mustard yellow shirt underneath with a white collar and a pair of black buttons at the neck, Prussian blue leggings and white trainers with laces and silver gray soles. She has a single yellow hair clip on each temple.
Zul is practically a Luz and / or Vee who grew up to the age of 17.
She has an athletic and toned body, 177 cm tall, her three dimensions are B95, W55, H85.
He is wearing a green jacket, underneath is a purple and white striped T-shirt, navy blue pants, black and white sneakers and a mauve cap.
Finally in the right corner of the sofa are Lilith's children: Hunter, Illya and Chloe.
Ms. Raven may be the luckiest mother, having only taken under her nest 1/3 of them have a troubled past.
Hunter is a humanoid boy who shares the physical traits of a witch like pointy ears.
He has a fair complexion, a slightly hooked nose, dark magenta eyes, thick black eyebrows, a gap between the front teeth, bags under the eyes and ash blonde hair that is shaved below the top, with a long, jagged forelock.
He has a notch on his left ear and scars on his right cheek, left upper arm, two on his right patella, forming an X mark, and one on his left calf.
To Hunter's left are two 11-year-old girls, Illya and Chloe.
Illya, an albino girl of the same height and age as Miyu. Illya has red eyes and long silver hair.
Chloe is Illya's "evil twin sister".
Unlike her albino sister, Chloe has tanned skin, her hair is colored a white-pink.
Unlike Hunter, the twins have not been adopted, for personal reasons they have decided to be under the tutelage of Lilith, so to avoid a particular problem in the future for how much the wedding bells will ring.
Hunter, Chloe and Illya, just like Miyu, wear black and white school uniforms.
The last person to sit on the sofa, next to Bruce and Miyu, is Marcy Wu.
A 14-year-old Taiwanese-American girl, 148cm tall. The three dimensions of her are: B75, W54, H78.
Marcy has olive skin, short shiny black hair and dark brown oval eyes. Just like Hunter and the smaller girls she wears a classic black-white school uniform.
Perhaps some may question why Marcy is a part of this family session, even though she was not adopted by one of the Clawthorne sisters or received a fake life story to pass her off as lost daughters or distant relatives of the Nocedas.
After the battle of Los Angeles, when the waters have calmed down.
Marcy's parents decided to continue their lives as nothing had happened, moving to Boston in record time.
Coincidence of coincidences, Camila Noceda received a promotion shortly after, eventually moving to Boston taking Luz, Vee and Zul with her.
Of course, wherever Luz or Camila may go, the Clawthorne Family has no trouble chasing them.
Therefore Boston became the new home of an Occult Detective and his extended family.
Marcy has received the surprise of her life when she finds herself in front of the house Bruce and Luz inviting her to hunt down a werewolf.
Marcy's parents weren't too happy, but they didn't do anything to break Marcy's friendship with the family full of witches, sorcerer and magic girl.
Somehow in the past two months, Marcy ended up spending more time in the Clawthorne-Noceda family's guest room than in her parents' new home.
For virtually all members of this supernatural family, Marcy is part of the family.
"Can we know why we are all gathered here today?" Question King, quite curious about this rallies at the start of the summer holidays.
"Probably to deliver important news, family reunions are a sign of bad or good news, such as the birth of a new baby." Bruce said, rather bored of this family session, having preferred to stay in his office than him to work on something more productive.
For example, find the thief who robbed the museum or find out if the old library is really haunted by a ghost.
When the likelihood of a new addition to the family was mentioned, Luz couldn't help but ask, "Am I going to have a half-witch sister?"
Camila and Eda's faces have turned slightly red with embarrassment as Lilith pales for a moment.
"None of you are pregnant, right?" Eda asked, glancing at Camila and Lilith, as if she were asking for confirmation.
"I'm not pregnant, I think three children will be enough for each of us and will advance for the next few years." Camila said, making everyone present understand that there will not be a small baby with the surname Noceda-Clawthorne.
'We heard Camila's answer, but we didn't hear anything from Aunt Corbeau.' Bruce thinks, holding back a chuckle to himself, not wanting to spoil the surprise.
"All three of you are deluding yourselves. At this point, the witch-human hybrid is a matter of time. The real question is will there be the wedding or the baby first?" Bruce said, completely sure that in a few years or a few years this extended family will have new members for sure.
" What are you talking about ?" She asks Lilith, shaking her hands, wanting to know what Bruce is thinking.
"I have a more developed sense of hearing than normal. I can hear your group activities at night." Bruce declares, making some suggestive gestures like his hands, preferring to pretend to know only half the truth.
The vaults of Camila and Eda turned red with embarrassment, disappearing that they weren't quite as discreet as they wanted.
While Lilith seems slightly relieved, although she is rather ashamed to let her adoptive grandson hear.
"Camila, for being such a demure woman you have no problem being a stud and making Lilith scream with pleasure.
Surely you will have cute children, although most likely short-sighted. "Bruce said, trying to compliment Camila, forgetting that unlike himself, others are a modicum of modesty or shame.
Camila getting even more red in the face takes her face in her hands.
"Again, we are not going to announce any additions to this family." Lilith said, not wanting to talk to her family about the details of her most intimate moments of her with Camila.
"Bruce we haven't already talked about this, there are things like modesty and modesty.
There are subjects you shouldn't discuss with anyone without that person's permission.
How would you feel if you ask yourself to tell us all about your sex life? "Eda said, trying to teach a point to her older son who doesn't understand certain subtleties of life.
Bruce raises an eyebrow not understanding what the Owl Lady means.
"It would not be polite to talk to a stranger about these subjects. But you are my mother, we are at home and surrounded by family, so I think we can talk about this." Bruce said, not seeing a problem of talking about her intimate moments with her adoptive mother ... clearly more problems than expected.
"My sex life is quite active to the point of being annoying.
This week from Thursday to Sunday, I've been busy all night entertaining the girls.
I called them to promote our wizarding studies or assist me with my Boston supernatural life cases.
But at the end of each job, they want a night of passion before they leave town and continue their respective duties.
Even Nero, Tamamo and Altera insisted on finishing each date in a five star tree room. "Bruce said, looking slightly baffled by this trend in his ..." friends. "
"Is it normal for women to try to be so intimate with a man?
For me the whole process of pulling, pushing and releasing body fluids is okay.
But is physical intimacy so pleasurable to them or am I not understanding what's so special about sex? "Bruce asks, with a rare confused face.
"I give up. Bruce is a lost cause. Lily I leave it to you to talk to Bruce, maybe you'll have better luck than me." Eda said, with a tired face, running a hand through her lock of silver hair.
" Why me ?" Lilith asks, not wanting to go through the enormous task of dealing with the most annoying oddities of Bruce's personality.
"Because I owe myself a lot of favors for cursing me. Above all, you were an asexual woman who remained a virgin and had no lovers of any kind for nearly 43 years.
Sure you can explain a few things to Bruce who seems to have the same orientation as you. "Eda said, sure she was making a good move in passing this task over to Lilith.
"If you put it that way, I'll be a good aunt and talk to Bruce later. But first we need to make an announcement." Lilith said, accepting the task given by Eda, but she first wants to complete the real reason for this meeting.
"If we're not talking about children or marriage. So are we going to discuss who gets Marcy?" Zul asks, shifting the children's attention to her nerdy family friend.
Once again the direction of this family discussion has gone in the wrong direction.
"I have no problem letting Marcy enter the Clawthorne nest." Luz said, with a smile, making a small reference to the preference for birds of this extended family.
"For me, Marcy, she is already part of the family. But if she lived permanently under my roof it means I could carry on her study of magic further." Bruce said, willingly accepting the idea of "adopting" Marcy.
The blue-eyed crow takes a quick glance at the Taiwanese-American girl before nodding, having no problem with Marcy.
"I support Onii-Sama's decision to bring Marcy into our family. Provided he's with Lilith or Camila." Miyu said, grabbing Bruce's hand.
Apparently the Magic Girl Sapphire is quite possessive of her older brother.
"If Miyu agrees, so do I." Illya states, they're on Miyu's side. Plus the little albino girl finds Marcy's presence amusing.
"Why not, the more the better!" She declares Chloe, with a mischievous smile, having some rather captivating ideas on how to use Marcy's presence to her advantage.
"More people means more strokes and more snacks for me." King comments, adding his two cents to this discussion.
Hunter having no issues with Marcy or anything to add, just nods.
"The only bad thing about this would be having the new adoptive sister romantically dating my biological sister who was adopted by a different woman." Bruce comments, quite confident that Illya and Chloe have avoided adoption to avoid such a scenario.
"It seems to me the plot of a Manga focused on forbidden relationships." Commented Luz, finding this idea intriguing.
For a moment Marcy was silent, not appreciating being brought to the fore.
"Thanks for the offer. Marcy Clawthorne's name sounds good. But I already have two parents who are alive and well." She declares Marcy, feeling embarrassed to refuse the proposed adoption.
But she is not needed at the moment, her home life is acceptable, even if there are problems.
"Not for long if you ask for my help." Zul declares, pulling a metal baseball bat out of her jacket, promising to use it to solve his friends' problems.
"Again, I'm fine with my parents and I wish they could die for an old woman, not a violent death." She declares Marcy explicitly, knowing that Bruce and Luz have a tendency to solve their problems with a mix of violence, intimidation or worse.
"Marcy when you're not at school, we find you in this attic or in my office. You've basically moved into guest room number two." Says Bruce, quite sure that in the Wu family home there is not only milk and honey.
"I admit, my parents and I have some pretty different points of view." Marcy confesses, scratching her neck, feeling uncomfortable talking about her family situation.
"Knowing that their daughter is purposely escaping to a fantasy world, then returning with superpowers and wanting to become like Iron-man or Mister Fantastic, is hard to swallow." Marcy said, giving a brief overview of how her parents view her situation.
Bruce, Luz, Miyu, Illya and Chloe exchanged silently, noting that Marcy didn't mention her romance.
The rest of the extended family who haven't spent months stuck in Amphibia with Marcy also realize this.
"Let me guess, you talked about your whole adventure to your parents. But you forgot to talk about your love affair with Adeline, Anne and Sasha." Bruce said, putting into words what many are thinking.
"I haven't forgotten. I just postponed this part of the story until I'm 18. So if things go wrong, they can't do anything against me." Marcy confesses, her best idea for handling her homosexual and polyamorous romance is to keep it a secret from parents up to plus, then move semi-permanently to the Boiling Isles or Amphibia.
"I foresee that in the future we will have another case like Amity. Just less emotional abuse and the complete absence of abominations, curses and socio-political interests." Lilith comments, managing to glimpse a slight similarity between the situation between Marcy and Amity.
"We have no plans to talk about this. But if Marcy needs help, each of us is willing to help you." Declares Camila, too good not to help a person in need.
"My parents just need time to accept ... all of this." Marcy said, pointing to herself as her hair and eyes begin to glow neon green.
"If you need something bad to happen you have your parents, you just have to tell me." Zul suggests a particularly violent approach, highlighting his baseball bat.
Bruce rolls his eyes, finding it crude that Zul always tries to solve problems so crudely.
The other members of the Clawthorne-Noceda family, plus Marcy exchange slightly worried glances.
"I might suggest that you stage your murder or suicide. Then with a necklace enchanted with powerful illusory magic you can start a new life." Bruce said, proposing a more refined method that doesn't require getting rid of a couple of corpses.
"Bruce, Zul, I understand that you want to help in your own way. But you can think of more legal methods." Camila said, feeling very uncomfortable hearing how two teenagers talk about premeditated murder or faking a suicide.
"Mi vida ha llegado a niveles absurdos de excentricidad. No lo cambiarás por nada del mundo, pero me gustaría que los niños fueran menos vivaces o inclinados a la aventura (My life has reached absurd levels of eccentricity. world, but I would like the children to be less lively or inclined to adventure). ' Thinks Camila, pretty sure she will end up having white hair due to the hectic lives of her children.
"I am a Young Skyfather, a predestined God-King, I am above the laws created by mortals." Bruce declares, folding his arms, mocking the idea of obeying laws that were created without his participation.
"Remind me you are the God of what exactly?" Camila asks, realizing that she hasn't asked for the details of this stuff: When I was in Amphibia I learned that when I grow up I will become a Skyfather, a God-King.
"In short, I'm a God with four major domains: Underworld, Calamity, War, Magic." He declares Bruce aloud, exposing the concepts that will guide his work as a future Skyfather.
"Someday we should really talk about the status of Bruce and King." Eda comments, not wanting to have such an argument, but she understands that she will have to one day.
Lilith begins to massage her temples, feeling that this family reunion is only talking about sensitive topics such as: future children, love / sex life of some members, Marcy's family situation and now theology about the divinity of her grandchildren.
"Eda, don't even try to pass me this good talk." Lilith said, refusing to touch this subject too with a two-meter long stick.
"What is there to talk about, King is a Titan, while I am a Skyfather of anomalous origin." He declares Bruce, as if they are the most obvious things in the world.
"King is a Titan, in thousands of years he will become a creature the size of the island of Madagascar.
One day she will die of old age or a violent death, then her body will give birth to a new civilization of witches and demons. That's her purpose, to create life when hers ends. "Bruce said, poetically, stroking the skeletal head of his foster brother.
"I am an ancient soul stuck in a chain of reincarnations, trapped in a blasphemous body with the blood of every kind of creature imaginable." Bruce said, lifting the left sleeve of his dress, showing his left forearm that looks like it came out of Hell.
Starting from the elbow down to the fingertips, the forearm is almost completely covered with a black scaly skin, except for the bright crimson streaks that run through it in its entirety. The scales run on the back of the hand and on the outside of the fingers. The inside of the hand is now dark red-black.
Bruce put his evil hand over his heart, tightening his grip on his shirt.
"I don't know how, but I managed to ignite the divinity, through my cosmic tree, Yggdrasill Mímameiðr.
In a thousand years I will become the Absolute Ruler of a Phanteon, ruling my house of gods and my subjects to prosperity. "Bruce said, playing drama, giving an overview of what his life will be like in the distant future.
'Maybe I should ask Sasha for her psychiatrist's number, a therapy session wouldn't hurt Bruce.' Marcy thinks, suspecting that Bruce is simply pretending to willingly accept his status.
"Maternity books haven't told me what to do when your adopted children turn out to be future deities or god-like entities." Eda comments, wanting to be able to return for days in here she could drink from morning to night in the fantasy that his problems would be solved by themselves.
"If you find it difficult just to be around me, try to be in my shoes.
Eighteen months ago I thought I was just a messed-up family tree with the simple task of protecting a city from supernatural creatures.
Not even a hundred days in the past, I had to accept not only to become King and lead a rather colorful and diverse people.
But also become a guardian deity with a number of indescribable responsibilities. Unless I decide to set an example from Zeus and go my own way most of the time. "Bruce said, pretending to consider imitating Zeus and the rest of the Greek Phanteon who are famous for their spontaneous whims towards of mortals.
"Maybe we should ask Tony Stark to give us Thor's number. Maybe the Prince of Asgard could help us with this situation." Camila said, not finding another viable option to help out in this case.
Unlike Vee, Hunter, Miyu who need a loving family to feel safe and happy after the bad events that have marked their lives.
Bruce is facing a problem that no loving mother, vet or witch can help much.
But a well-known Thunder God might know a thing or two about divinity and what to do with it.
"It won't hurt to try. But let's try to finish the things we started." Eda said, promising that later they would fly in the direction of the Stark Tower.
"Children, the reason for this family reunion, I want to tell you that we have decided to have a nice vacation for the duration of the summer." Lilith said, finally managing to present the real reason for this family reunion, talk about the upcoming family vacation.
" Vacation !?" Ten teenagers exclaim in chorus, half of them happy and enthusiastic, the rest seem rather troubled by the idea of a vacation.
"A rather mixed reaction, today's young people don't enjoy family vacations. Are they such a boring company?" Lilith asks, acting strangely, not seeming prepared to face a divided audience.
"We don't hate spending time with you. I like spending time learning spells with my favorite witches." Luz said, wanting to make her teacher and aunt understand that she loves them.
"You just remember what happened on our last attempt at a little vacation in Los Angeles." Bruce said, reminding everyone present how the vacation in Los Angeles ended, a burst of light that sent half of them to another world.
"Onii-Sama's evil twin sister who wanted Onii-Sama only for her." She murmurs Miyu, still harboring some kind of childish antipathy / rivalry towards Adeline.
"Four months of my life spent on Amphibia. Two of them separated and with no news of any kind from Amity, my Corazon (heart)." Luz said, putting a hand over her heart, all to emphasize how bad it was the experience of being away from her love of her life.
"Working in a crooks' bazaar and dealing with dodgy customers with Chloe constantly assaulting me for magical energy." Illya said, casting an angry look in Chloe's directions that she smiles mischievously as she happily remembers those moments.
"Personally, I quite enjoyed myself in Amphibia, although I could have done without the experience of
to help Marcy turn her dysfunctional friendships into a semi-functional harem. "Bruce said, finding Marcy's matters of heart more strenuous than finding a way back to Earth or leading a rebellion against Adrians.
"I understand that previous attempts to get a break have been ... unsuccessful." Camila said, trying to find the right words to describe the heartbreaking time when half of her family disappeared without a trace, except for a huge smoking crater.
"This is a nice way to say about having an isekai experience." Marcy comments, wanting her parents too to be able to use small words to describe the events she experienced.
"For the second time we ended up in a strange alien world and had to lead a rebellion against an insane tirano and eventually kill an evil deity. At least this time the Harem fell on the back of another person." Bruce said, glancing at Marcy.
"I don't have a harem!" Marcy declares, not wanting to label her relationship with her "friends of hers".
"If you have two girls who love you and fight over your affection it's a love triangle." Bruce said, giving a quick not-so-subtle look at Camila and the Clawthorne sisters.
"But when there are three or more girls who want to take off your clothes, bite your private parts and have no problem sharing you it's a harem whether you like it or not. Believe me I'm talking about their own experience." Bruce said, with a bittersweet expression, having a fair number of cases where his lucky with women can be considered a blessing or a curse.
But surely women remain the source of most of his headaches.
"You're Anne and Adeline's favorite. Sasha sure prefers Anne by far. But you have the majority on your side, so the harem is yours." Says Bruce, listing the facts as if they were a mathematical formula impossible to discredit.
"Putting aside this discussion of how Marcy's romance works.
What are the odds of a similar experience happening again for the third? "Eda said, trying to convince the reluctant that a similar experience like Amphibia cannot happen again.
"Hard to say, what were the odds that it would happen even just a second time." Bruce said, in a serious tone, not deluding himself that it could happen a third time or even a fourth time.
" There's no two without three." Miyu comments, trying to support her Onii-Sama, having already had enough experience in traveling through parallel or alternate worlds.
"If anything like this is ever going to happen again, it will have to happen next year." Luz said, gaining the attention of everyone present.
" What do you mean ?" He asks Vee who is at Luz's side, wanting to hear her sister's explanation.
"So far there has only been one major isekai adventure per year. Boiling Isles for 2015, Amphibia for 2016, we still have six months left to see where 2017 will take us." Luz presents the theory of him rather questionable, but without a third great adventure in another world, no one can contradict Luz.
"We've talked too much. All of us spent the summer in Gravity Falls, Oregon and we're going to have a blast!" Eda said, letting everyone understand that the decision has already been made and no one can do anything to cancel it.
Don't Eda, Lilith and Camila know that Gravity Falls is the city with the highest rate of paranormal incidents in The West Coast of the United States?
Many Magus and Sorcerers went to that land to study their unique ones, but those who stayed for more than a week went crazy, having nightmares about a one-eyed golden triangle. ' Bruce thinks, raising an eyebrow, sure that his three mother figures are completely oblivious to the true nature of Gravity Falls.
"If you insist on spending the summer in Gravity Falls, who am I to oppose your will. As much as I am the God of Calamities, misfortune and trouble will follow me wherever I go." Bruce said theatrically as he jumps to his feet.
"Marcy, Luz, come with me, we have to
prepare our arsenal of weapons and backup backups, we would be prepared to face any kind of monster or phenomenon we encounter on the road. "Bruce said, grabbing the hand of his nerdy friends, before disappearing in a cloud of smoke, leaving behind itself the smell of sulfur and flower petals.
"The second most annoying teleportation method in the world." Vee said, unable to bear the smell of sulfur left behind by this type of transporter.
"Maybe we should also talk about Bruce's paranoia and his need to carry a mountain of weapons wherever he goes or stays." Camila suggests, frowning upon this habit of Bruce.
Luz's mother would have changed her mind when she was part of an up-close visit with the flora and fauna of Gravity Falls.
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