Hello everyone and welcome to the first of a brand new branch into the DJU series, Fluff and Puff. Another part of the series that is canon, though this one is sort of random and that's kind of the point. I'll get into more detail at the end, since this is a very short chapter, as will most of the series be because it's more like One Shot chapters than it is like a story.
There's no title or at least no play on word chapter titles like I do. It's more just scenes I wanted to write. No Erotic scenes but pretty close...or maybe just really quick ones haven't decided. Again I'll explain at the end.
Disclaimer: I don't own characters besides my OC. They belong to Capcom/DC/Marvel/etc.
Enjoy!
Breakfast in Bed (Random Points in Series)
(A Devil's Justice)
Ragna's eyes fluttered open as his alarm clock went off, shutting off the alarm, Ragna began to stretch with a yawn escaping his throat. It was luckily on a Saturday morning so he could sleep in as best he could before going to work. He immediately picked up the scent of eggs and bacon, hearing the door to his bedroom open up to reveal his first girlfriend Ghia'ta walking in with a tray.
"Mornin' Ragna."
"Morning, Ghia'ta…..what's that?" Ragna asked, gesturing to the tray in her hands, a silver lid covering the plate on top.
"This is a little something special I made just for you!" Ghia'ta giggled as she settled beside Ragna, laying on his shoulder and lifted the lid off the tray. Ragna's nose was instantly filled with melted mozzarella, eggs, and bacon. Looking down at his lap, he was met with the sight of a four slice pizza with bacon, chopped chives and scallions, sprinkled with salt and peppers, and at the center was fried egg.
"Breakfast pizza with an egg in the center." Ghia'ta said, setting the lid aside and kneeling beside her boyfriend.
"Wow. Thanks Ghia'ta! But you really didn't have to do this." Ragna said, beaming down at his Sapphire Princess with a large smile on his lips.
"Well, with all you've been doing for the city, for us, and everything you've been through, I think it's the least I can do." Ghia'ta said, kissing Ragna's cheek. To her joy, Ragna grabbed her chin and pulled her back for another kiss, this time on the lips.
"Thanks, Ghia'ta." Ghia'ta beamed from the appraisal, taking a slice and lifting towards Ragna's mouth.
"Say ahh~~." Ragna opened his mouth and took a bite, enjoying the yolk and cheese, as his girlfriend fed him.
(A Devil's Justice)
"Good morning Diana, Don-Woah, that's a big plate." Ragna mused, staring down at the large plate of bacon and a pyramid of sausage links. Diana sat beside him on his right while Donna sat on his left as the morning slowly passed by, a knife in hand for him.
"Where uh….where did you two get all this meat?" Ragna asked
"From an Erymanthian Boar in the forest of Paradise Island, dazzled with a bit of salt." Diana explained, a small smile on her lips as the meat intinced Ragna, his mouth watery at the sight.
"I hunted it down all night, and I carved and cooked the meat just for you, manthing." Donna beamed, salivating at the links.
"And….you two went all the way hunting for me?" Ragna asked, looking at his Amazonian lover in surprise.
"I felt that you deserved such a grand reward for all your hard labor these past few weeks, with the First Born, Ares, Yara, and Hades. I love you, Ragna." Diana stated, kissing his forehead, Ragna chuckling in response. Both turned to Donna, the younger Amazon heated up in embarrassment, before kissing Ragna on the lips.
"Yes, I love you too, manthing."
"Thanks girls, now let's eat." Ragna said, handing a sausage to the Amazon sisters, who happily took it. Diana sat beside Ragna, resting her head over his while Donna laid in his lap, the three eating in blissful silence.
(A Devil's Justice)
"Morning Beloved!" Tala's voice rang out, as Ragna stretched, watching as his Sorceress walked into the room with a heavy sway in her step. She practically crawled onto the bed and left a large purple kiss on his cheek. "I made breakfast for my handsome Devil."
"Heh, thanks Tala…..but uh….where is it?" Ragna noticed that Tala walked in empty handed.
"Right here." Tala snapped her fingers, and like an old Disney cartoon, the door swung open and the food flew in enveloped in purple magic.
"Vanilla Bean French Toast with a cup of Fruit Compote. On the sides are Lemon Curd, Sauteed Apples, Whip cream, candied nuts, and bacon. Two plates of Blueberries, Raspberries, Blackberries, and Strawberries. And for the French Toast I got Butter, Nutella, powdered sugar, and maple syrup. All for my Big Devil and saving the world last night from Doctor Destiny." Tala moaned, sucking on Ragna's cheek.
"Hehe, where's Zatanna and Lily?" Ragna asked, noticing the others weren't in bed with him.
"Don't mind them, they'll be with us soon, but right now you need to fill your stomach up. Say ahh~~." Ragna smirked at his sorceress, reaching to take a bite from the nutella covered toast. However, Tala surprised him by ripping it in half, taking a piece in her mouth and holding it out for him with her teeth. Ragna shook his head, smirking as he took the toast in his mouth before the chewing soon turned into a make out section with Tala, tasting chocolate in her mouth.
(A Devil's Justice)
"Mmmm, what is this?" Ragna asked as Kara sat beside him, her cheeks burning red as she held the large bowl in hand. The Last Girl of Krypton leaned against Ragna as she set a bowl on his lap.
"It's a Chocolate Chip Croissant Bread Pudding. Ma showed me the recipe." Kara muttered, twirling a lock of her hair.
"Wow, well give me her regards for cooking something, but she didn't have to." Ragna said, preparing to cut in, only for Kara to awkwardly clear her throat.
"That's the thing…..she didn't." It didn't take Ragna long to realize who made this.
"Kara….."
"Just take a bite and tell me what you think." Kara stated, averting her eyes from her lover. Ragna took a slice and bit into it, moaning in delight at the delicacy melting in his mouth.
"...Well, what do you th-MMPH!" Kara moaned into Ragna's mouth as he kissed her, pulling her closer into his lap.
"I love it, my Flamebird. Want some?" Kara smiled, opening her mouth to taste the casserole she made for him.
Surprise surprise, it wasn't that bad.
(A Devil's Justice)
"Now what is this?" Ragna asked, staring down at the bowl of yogurt mixed with dried fruit, nuts, oats, and chocolate. Jennifer tapped her fingers nervously, embarrassed by her lack of creativity.
"It's just coconut yogurt with granola. I will admit Ragna it has been sometime since I've cooked for myself, I apologize if it's not up to standard. I used the ingredients from my mother-!"
"Well your mom is a great cook, I love this." Ragna muttered, scooping up some yogurt and digging in with the meal. Jennifer smiled in contempt, before her mouth was forced open by a spoon filled with yogurt and nuts.
"This is amazing, thank you Jennifer, love you." Ragna said, Jennifer smiled as she leaned on Ragna as he began to feed them both.
(A Devil's Justice)
"And uh…..what exactly is this?" Ragna asked, poking the burnt object on his plate. Did it just move? Kori and Koma sat on opposite sides of him.
"It's what you humans call a Pound Cake, drizzled in graceful Mustard and Cinnamon!" Kori cheered, taking a bottle of mustard and spraying.
"It is quite an honor to eat with Royalty on Tamaran, Lover Ragna." Koma cooed, spraying cinnamon and taking a bite out of the cake. Ragna watched as the girls ate the burnt food, barely leaving him any in their gorging. He had to admit, it wasn't the worse thing he made…..his stomach might disagree later.
(A Devil's Justice)
Crush yawned as she hopped off her side of the hide-a-bed, but made notice that she was the only one still on the bed. She looked around the apartment and noticed several of the girls surrounding Ragna's door, peeking inside, while Aya was in the kitchen making something with the blender.
"Still asleep, Aya, better be quick tho." Tala said offhandedly, looking over her shoulder.
"This smoothie must be properly prepared and attended at all moments, otherwise it loses it's flavor." Aya stated.
"His alarm went off." Diana stated.
"..." Aya stopped the machine and began pouring the smoothie in the glass cup, grabbing a straw and walking past the confused Crush.
"What the hell are y'all doing?!" Crush asked, only to be shushed by the others.
"We're making breakfast, and ranking who has the best." Jennifer explained.
"Why?"
"Ragna does so much for us, the least we can do is make him breakfast from time to time." Ghia'ta answered.
"That and I wanted to prove I can make the best meal. So now it's also a game to prove who has the best." Tala answered, holding up a board with her magic, everyones name on it in order.
"Ha, please. You can't hope to surpass me." Donna mentioned from the side only to be elbowed by her sister.
"We rank on Ragna's reaction to the meal, what we cooked, and how we present it. Ghia'ta is in first place, complete bias if you ask me, I'm in second place. Diana and Donna in third, Kara after her, Jennifer, and finally the twins. Aya is going up with a Strawberry Banana Coconut Smoothie." Tala explained.
"I still think Ragna liked ours the most." Kori argued, crossing her arms, Koma nodding in agreement.
"We couldn't even tell because you two ate most of it and began kissing his cheeks with the mustard and cinnamon." Kara said. As the girls argued, Crush studied the board and realized someone was missing.
"Why the hell ain't I on this?" The Czarnian Hybrid asked, silencing the girls.
"Well…..with all due respect, Crush." Diana began.
"Y'all think I don't love Ragna?"
"More like you don't…. cook." Jennifer stated, tapping her fingers nervously.
"More like you don't know how to cook." Tala corrected, crossing her arms. Crush narrowed her eyes in anger, glaring at the group. So they thought she wasn't girly enough for this dumb shit. Big fuckin mistake.
"So fucking what if you guys can cook. Anyone can cook breakfast and serve it in bed, fuckin watch me!"
(A Devil's Justice)
"Ahhhh…..what a beautiful mornin-Oof." Ragna grunted, something big landed in his lap. Looking down, laying in his lap was a large bag from Jack in the Box, and a whole box of Red Bull. Looking up, he watched Crush stepped forward and began peeling off her clothes.
"There, five Extreme Sausage Sandwiches and an entire box of Red Bull. Now strip and fuck me Weeb!"
"Wait, wh-GAH!" Ragna cried as Crush tackled him back onto the bed. Outside, the girls watched as Crush mounted the hybrid.
"Well, she's straightforward. I'll give her that." Tala muttered, Diana shaking her head in annoyance as she prepared to pry Crush off her lover.
"...We'll put her ahead of Kori and Koma." Aya stated.
"WHAT?!/AW!"
(A Devil's Justice)
"Hmm, what is this?" Ghia'ta muttered as she rubbed her eyes, the morning sun peeking through the curtains.
"Bacon?!" Crush's head shot up from the bed in the living room, her sudden voice and movement forced the others to wake up while Tala and Diana walked out of Ragna's room. The girls found Ragna in the kitchen in an apron, and on the island was an entire buffet of the girl's favorite breakfast meals, too many to list. The hybrid hero hummed as he set down the last plate, smiling at the gathering women.
"Mornin' girls, dig in."
"Ragna…you made all of this?" Jennifer asked, while some of the girls salivated at the delicious food in front of them.
"Of course, after all we've been through, we deserve this….and.." Ragna pulled off the apron, a large grin on his face.
"I always make sure you girls are happy, because seeing you happy makes me happy." Ragna said, putting the apron away.
"Now let's dig…in?" Ragna turned around, only to stop seeing that the girls weren't focused on the food, but on him.
"Beloved…..I am indeed hungry…but I think we'll settle with something else." Tala muttered, licking her lips. Ragna's eyes widened, paling a bit and letting out a nervous chuckle.
"U-Uh, girls, let's not be hasty. I'm still a little sore from last ni-WOAH!" Ragna cried as he was pulled by his collar courtesy of Diana, before he knew it the hybrid found himself back on his bed, the girls all joining and stripping. Tala was the first to be naked, straddling Ragna and smiling down at him, kissing his head.
"I think for breakfast we'll have a drink of Vitamin D."
Shopping Part One (Halfway of Volume 2)
"Come on Beloved!" Tala cooed as she and Ghia'ta dragged Ragna into the mall, the others right behind her. The group arrived at the Metropolis, deciding it was easier since many won't know them here, aside from Kara who joined the group and met them here. Ragna let out a small chuckle as he simply let the girls drag him around, after the recent incident with the Norse Gods, he could use this small break. Granted he had his gear at the ready with Morningstar leaning on the rails to his apartment if he ever needed it. Though with how the afternoon had been so far he doubted he was going to face trouble of any kind. Out of all the girls, Donna had not joined them for the incident with her sister, Ragna felt a little bad but there was nothing he could do about it.
"So girls, what do humans do at the mall that is so fun?" Kori asked, wrapping herself around Ragna's left arm.
"We should try not to draw too much attention." Diana said, placing a hand on Ragna's right shoulder.
"I think it's a little too late for that, Diana." Jennifer said, noticing several other individuals and couples watching them drag and cling onto Ragna.
"I don't know about you bitches, but I could go for some food." Crush said, licking her lips at the sight of the food court.
"Ditto." Kara muttered.
"There will be time for eating later, since we are at the mall, there is one important item you must always buy at the mall." Tala started, standing in front of the group.
"Food?" Koye asked.
"No."
"Games?" Ghia'ta asked.
"NO."
"Comics." Aya stated.
"NO!"
"Manga?" Ragna asked. Tala took a deep breath, calming herself, before pointing at the various clothing stores.
"Clothes. And lots of them." Crush and Kara groaned while Ghia'ta and Kori cheered, the others remained impassive. This time, it was Ragna's turn to pale, eyes wide as they could be. He always hoped he would never have to do this, if it was even true and not just in cartoons.
"Ragna."
But now….now he was gonna find out.
"Beloved."
"...No."
"Could you be a dear and help us." Tala asked, pouting up at the hybrid. Ragna soon realized that the girls were all looking at him, almost having a silent agreement as Ragna suddenly felt very…very small.
"Uh…girls, let's be reason-GAH!"
(A Devil's Justice)
Ragna wondered what a living Hell would be…this wasn't that bad, but it wasn't fun. Luckily Tala was kind enough to use her own cash, how she has it he has no idea and worried how she got it, to buy clothes for the girls. Unfortunately that was NINE girls…and a lot of shopping. So he was still forced to carry A LOT of bags, courtesy of the girls, though out of guilt Diana and Ghia'ta bought the least amount. Still, Kara and Crush found it amusing, leaning on his shoulders just to add that extra weight, and considering both girls could bench press buildings….it did not make it easier.
"Come on Ragna, you faced the God of Thunder, surely a few clothes is nothing for you." Kara teased, leaning on the hybrid's shoulder.
"Yeah, come on weeb, put your back into it." Crush mocked, casually leaning on his other shoulder.
"Girls, leave him be." Tala warned from the front of the group, two bags in hand.
"As fun as this is, how much clothes can we get?" Koye asked, holding a bag in one hand.
"We have one last place…and I think out of all of us, Ragna will enjoy this the most." Tala said cryptically, confusing the hybrid hero. Of course the girls arrived at another clothing store, of which Ragna could not see the brand because of the bags in his view. Before he knew it, Tala had taken the hybrid and sat him down. Ragna looked around and realized he was in an adult clothing store, lingeries and bras all around him.
"See something you like?" Tala asked, leaning on Ragna's shoulder. Ragna looked around and realized he was sitting in front of three curtains that seemed to be for the changing rooms, and behind him were racks of clothes blocking others from seeing the other side.
"Uh, girls? What's going on?"
"I did not agree to this!" Ragna cocked an eyebrow in confusion hearing Kara from within the curtains. Ragna slowly looked over at Tala, who gave the hybrid a lecherous gaze, kissing his cheek.
"I just think it's fair for all you did these last couple weeks, with Hades, Phantom, and even Thor that you deserve a reward….from all of us." With that Tala walked away, giving Ragna one last wink before disappearing behind the curtains. Ragna felt his entire body heat up as he waited in anticipation for the curtain reveal. Of course, when the curtains were pulled aside, Ragna's eyes widened at the sight of the girls, his face heating up and he could only think of one thing to say at the moment.
"Is this what Heaven's like?"
(A Devil's Justice)
And done. Yes very short chapter, do expect that. That is the first chapter of Fluff and Puff, what did you guys think? You're probably wondering what the point of this story is. Essentially my main reason for this chapter is for more smaller moments between the characters, I feel with the way I write for ADJ that some good character growth can be missed, not major stuff but kind of minor if that make sense. Essentially this story takes place after or before the chapters in ADJ, what the group does outside of heroism or love making or getting closer. The 'sitcom/skit' of the story. Everything is canon but not in order, I will tell you when each skit takes place in. Yes I still have development and growth for the characters in the main story (Ragna and the girls), these are just moments I feel wouldn't be in the story, like for example I plan to do a DnD with Ragna and the girls and I feel like that wouldn't fit in the main series.
Realistically you don't have to read this for the development of the girls and Ragna, but I do recommend it if you want more light hearted/comedic/fluff stuff so it's not constant fight/fight chapters. Each chapter will have about two skits, maybe three later on, about Ragna and the girls or even other characters like people in the Apartment Complex or even Ragna's friends and all that. Why did I name this story Fluff and Puff? Basically Fluff is for fluffy, loving, etc. Puff is actually named after the Dragon attack you can do in DMC1 against the final boss. Kamiya actually said the dragon name was Puff so I just did that. My main chapter was the breakfast skit, since those are actual recipes, or at least the meals. Real good shit, I suggest trying one of them. Not Kori and Koye's, that one...that one ain't food. Part One of Shopping was not my best, I'll probably go back and rewrite, but it's got two more parts and they aren't next chapter but spread out. Here's a bit of spoilers for next chapter: Washing Machine, and Crush said a curse word.
I hope everyone enjoys the chapter and the story in general. Zer0the0mega108 out!