That Kiffing Scruffy snaggle toothed nerf herder, he cut himself off, Mara Jade thought, as she said, I haven't done this since I was the Emperors Hand, I'll try to be gentle about it farm-boy!
Mara prepared herself, thinking about Luke Skywalker, Mara carefully snaked her way into Luke's mind and past his defenses, then in her mind she screamed, "FARM-BOY GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND WAKE UP!"
The strength of Mara Jade's projected thoughts were enough to send him rolling backwards off the meditation rock, standing up and shaking his head Luke thought, only one person talked to me like that, "But She's Dead!"
I'm very much alive Farm-boy and I can't prove it, Mara Jade thought, After I recued you from that X-Wing I gave you a Kiss for the Ages, then Locked you in you asked me why did I kiss you , I told you I was satisfying my curiosity.
M-Mara… It can't be! Luke thought!
I was hoping not to have to use this but, Mara Jade said to herself as she thought, until our Jedi joining ceremony you were a virgin!
On the other side of the Galaxy on the water Planit of Ahch-To, Luke Skywalker's face went blanch white as he realized, "I never told anyone that!"
Did you call me a That Kiffing Scruffy snaggle toothed nerf herder! Luke thought.
Yes, I did, because you cut yourself off… from the force, Mara thought, you never did lean did you!
If you mean shield, then no! Luke thought.
15 minutes later.
Luke, I don't want to explain this long distance so grab those books out of that tree and meet me at Grid coordinates L-10.
My Ship Is Underwater, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE DEEP CORE! Luke thought.
All I will tell you is you'll need those books, farm boy! With just enough venom to make her point Mara thought, or should I Come to Ahch-To and finish what I was supposed to do on Tatooine all those years ago!
Mara… you were sent their… to kill me, Luke thought at his face lost even more of its color.
I Know… Was the only response Luke got, and Luke, I know you said you throw your x-wing in the drink but we both know is safe and dry.
"Coming Master Ketu" Mara Jade said walking the well-trodden path to the temple.
Back on Ahch-To Luke Skywalker finally puts the pieces together and in a low gruff voice said, "TYTHON… what is Mara doing on Tython?"
"Mara Jade Skywalker, are you sure you want to be Master of Stav Kesh!"
"Yes!" Mara Jade said, "I'd like Luke to be here for it!"
In a whisper in the back of his mind Luke heard, Come to Tython and find out Farm-boy.
2 days later Luke approached Tython, in his X-Wing Mara Jade knew when he entered orbit. As he approached The Masters' Retreat Luke extended himself expecting Mara to be the only force signature on the planet and to his amazement found hundreds of not thousands of force signature.
What's going on? Luke thought
Over Comms came a disembodied voice saying, "Set down on pad 2 Master Skywalker has been expecting you."
That got Luke's Attention as he thought, there is only one Master Skywalker, and I am him.