Harry groaned as he woke to shouting again.
"YOU SLEPT WITH AN IMP?! IN OUR FUCKING BED?!"
"It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!"
"A motel?! Like a FUCKING PLEBIAN?!"
Lucifer shut shut up just shut the fuck up. Harry thought as he made his way to his private bath. Lucky he and his older sister where the children of wealthy parents who could afford such luxuries.
"Good morning young Prince." His imp servant said politely as he removed Harry's robe so he could step into the hot bath and soak. "Today you have tutors for Ancient History, Biblical History, Your Violin Practice And your Runic Magic lesson."
Harry groaned loudly as he rubbed his favorite berry scented wash into his navy blue arm feathers. "How long has she been screaming this time?" The young Macaw Parrot demon asked.
He had been discovered in Pentagram City when he was a one year old babe. Paimon has been attending a meeting at a fancy restaurant with other members of the family when he had felt a powerful magical presence in the alley next door. To his surprise a parrot boy resembling the blue macaw species in rags wailing in a filthy cardboard box with an imp male.
"I can't take care of him anymore." The imp had said, an elderly imp with a dark grey beard. "Please sir?" He held out baby Harry who started wailing and the magic inside him went wild. Levitating everything not nailed down in the area. Paimon immediatley bit his finger and brushed a seal on Harry's forehead to calm the magical burst and the Child went to sleep. He noticed a cut on the infants forehead Ilyn fed his feathers it was so prominent his feathers grew around it. It was shaped like s bolt of lightning.
"He will be well taken care of I assure you sir." Paimon said taking the babe in his arms.
"Thank you." The old imp said before laying back in his box, releasing a final breath and breathing no more.
Harry had cried as Paimon covered the old Imps body and left the alley.
"Two hours so far." Pringles said as he washed the young parrots hair. "The other servants think it will be a new record."
"Why is she screaming today?" Harry asked as he blew on a hot tea cup. Relaxing as Pringle's rubbed the bodywash into his shoulders.
"An imp from outside the palace fell onto her tea party cake then said and I quote, "Sorry, I fucked your husband. Then after she said "what the fuck was that? Your father replied "that was the sound of a fucking divorce!" And ripped her precious banner." Pringles said as he washed Harry's back with a wash cloth.
"Good for Dad!" Harry said happily. "It's about time he threw out that raging Harpie! I honestly don't know why he's tolerated her diarrhea of the mouth for so long."
"He does it for you and your sister young Master he believes you both need a mother."
"I would rather have two fathers that cared than that woman." Harry said honestly as he got out of his dragon themed tub. An exquisite Obsidian structure with twin Dragon head faucets whom had emerald eyes to match his own. Bony wings wrapped around the outside and a long tail wrapped around the rim of the tub. It reached 110 degrees when he wanted a hot enough bath.
Stolas for his 6th birthday had given him the opportunity to decorate what was to be his own private bathroom to his liking. He chose a dragon theme being obsessed with an earthlings novel series called A Song of Ice and Fire at the time. Harry still lives the series but was getting rather irritated waiting for the next book.
His sinks design was reminiscent of the dragon known in the series as Balerion the Black Dread. His great back wings stretching out and becoming the mirror above the sink. Harry could wave a hand over the Dragons head and the dragons mouth would open to reveal the faucet hidden inside, its eyes red rubies.
After brushing his beak and tongue Harry gargled his mouth rinse and spat in the sink. The countertop and basin where solid silver. Pringles prided himself on how spotless and shiny he was able to keep it for Prince Harry. Waving his hand Balerions mouth closed and the faucet left with him. Pringle's pushes forward a step ladder and proceeded to style Harry's hair however it could be. His hair had always been wild and unruly no matter what Stella tried to do to it. Once when he was 4 she had given him such an awful home hatchet job haircut Octavia had laughed all afternoon. He went to bed in tears. But the next morning it had all grown back as if she had never cut it.
Stella never bothered with his hair after that.
Harry hadn't known what had happened. He and Stella had at once been close. She would read to him. Spellbooks, his fathers herbological texts. Anything to expand his mind and get him in an eager to learn phase. He was the only child member of the Goetia family who could levitate objects on his own by 5. By 7 he was playing the violin. At age 9, he had been legitimized and named as the precautionary heir to Grandfather Paimons' throne despite Octavia being the biological child. It wasn't the first time a magically gifted child had been adopted by the family and it most certainly wouldn't be the last.
Not that Octavia would be ignored now that she wasn't the heir presumptive. She would be matched with an appropriate suitor if she could not find a dating partner herself at her bequest and would receive a VERY generous stipend monthly for bills and personal expenses. The Ars Goetia took care of their own.
Harry yawned as Pringle's dressed him.
"Straight, don't slouch." Pringle's ordered as he stood on his step ladder. "Your mother would throw me to the Venusian Man Eaters."
"She does that to you I throw her next." Harry countered. His attitude towards staff and Imps in particular was rare among their family. He saw the value the Hellborn species had to society. They could be schoolteachers, police officers and more just like the mortal humans on earth. They where sturdy and could regenerate when having been killed except being killed with holy weaponry.
"Good morning Via!" Harry hugged his older sister as they met in the Hallway.
"Kill me." Octavia groaned as she put her ear buds in and Harry could hear the lyrics.
My world is burning down around me...
Harry frowned as he heard the lyrics.
I better tell Dad Vias listening to her depression playlist again. Harry thought as they heard screaming in the kitchen.
"DO YOU WANT TO FUCK THIS ONE TOO?!" Stella literally grabbed a maid as she was rushing through and flung her at Stolas.
"HEY!" Harry shouted as he grabbed the young servant in his magical grasp and set her down gently.
"Thank you Master Harry." The maid said as she rushed out of the room.
"What the ever loving fuck was that?" Harry swore at the shrew that had been his loving mother at one time.
"You swear at me like that again young man I'll have your tongue pulled out by hot pincers."
"Care to test me?" Harry demanded. A magical glow about his hands ready to cast a spell. "I just learned a new spell yesterday that pulls out your entrails through your mouth and I'm eager to try it out." He twitched all five fingers ready.
"I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic imp sucking face! Fuck face!" Stella left the kitchen swearing at Stolas and continuing her rampage.
Trying to pretend everything was okay and his children didn't just catch Stella throwing the servants at him Stolas tried to save face "Good morning my darling children! Did you sleep well my younglings?"
"Is that a serious question?" Octavia asked as she poured herself coffee.
"Not that good honestly after last nights party." Harry said as Pringles poured him some orange juice.
"Via what's that your listening to?" Stolas asked as he got out slab of zebra steak for the Venusian Man Eater.
"This song is called "My World Is Burning Down Around Me. It's by FuckYouDad."
"It's a band she listens to." Harry added as Pringles poured milk in his cereal.
"How charming." Stolas said uncomfortably as he tossed the plant it's meal and patted him.
"You know what I haven't done in a long long time? Why don't I take you two to your favorite place in all of Hell? Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?"
"I'm not 5 anymore."
"I have tutors coming today."
"You two where always so happy when I took you there. Why don't we go and just make it a day. Just the 3 of us?" He motioned to a portrait that had a 3 year old Harry wearing a Loo Loo land hat and 9 year Octavia wearing a Loo Loo Land t shirt
"I'd rather kill myself."
"I'd rather be decapitated with an angelic sword."
"Excellent! Anything other than staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security."
"Security for a theme park?" Octavia asked.
"Well we are wealthy." Harry said to Octavia.
"The boy is right. We're rich and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies."
"Your money maybe."
"Speak for yourself princess."
Okay so he's known this imp for a while then. Go dad! Harry cheered in his head as he ate his cereal.
"Now I'm calling the only man who can FUCK ME."
Harry choked on some Cereal and Pringles patted his back.
"What?" Octavia visibly cringed.
"Who can protect me! Us! Being part of the Goetia family is very valuable you know."
"Plus you know, heir to Grandfather Paimons throne if something happens to Dad. Plus if their relationship is serious this guy might stick around. Don't you wanna get to know him?" Harry asked.
"Octavia groaned and sipped her coffee preparing for the nightmare to come.
"Your the best Boss ever Blitz!"
"Yeah I really want you sir!"
"Let's three way." Blitzo the imp said as he put the crudely made dolls of his employees down by his crotch and started fondling himself. Suddenly his cellphone rang.
"WHAT?!"
"Why hello my BIG DICKED BLITZY~" Stolas purred seductively.
Blitzo and Octavia both spat out their coffee.
"WHAT THE FUCK STOLAS/DAD?!" Was shouted by both children and Blitzo at the same time.
"Language everyone!" Stolas said. "I have a special request."
"Look I just had a chemical peel so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass."
"It's for my daughter."
"Well make sure she washes it."
Stolas coughed. "No no no no. I'm taking the children to Loo Loo Land for the day and I was hoping you and you brave little associates would accompany us!"
"We're assassins not body guards. Don't invite us to shit unless something's gonna die."
"I'll pay you."
"Pay me with what?" Blitzo asked trying to fix his doll of Moxxie.
"Money."
"DONE!" He slammed his phone down onto the desk. It broke into four pieces.
"M GET IN HERE WE'RE Going TO LOO LOO LAND!!!"
Moxxie opened the door. "Loo Loo Land?" He asked in confusion.
Millie bust the window glass with her head LOO LOO LAND?!" She asked excitedly.
"LOO LOO LAND!"
They all looked toward reception as Loona shouted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
To Be Continued...
So this idea came to me a couple days ago and I've been writing it out since. Harry is a Goetia bird demon from the start.