AN: Welcome everybody! Ah, canon. The place where I am bound by lines and structures so I can't write Terra being abused...good times.
First off: this story will be much lighter than TTW. If you read that and you're still willing to stick with me, YAY! Or if it's less loyalty towards me and more to make sure that I'm not hurting Terra again, AlSO YAY!
That being said: I am still going along with the stories and themes from last time. Terra has gone through some bad times, now there's time for healing.
*remembers that this is the season with: the Titanic crashing, the Doctor's daughter dying right in front of him, River Song coming and dying, Martha comes back for a bit but then leaves again, the Midnight thing, Rose comes back for a bit then leaves again, a lot of people die, and by the end of it all the Doctor dies-*
Yep. This is the perfect season for Terra to get emotional healing. Haha, haha...ha...hmm.
==MGCB==
There were a lot of things I missed during my time with the Master. I missed exploring new planets, new cultures that weren't the same as on Earth. Seeing new time periods on Earth, seeing how the world had changed or how little it had changed.
The Doctor's driving was what I missed most of all. Yes he drove like a baby on a bender, that was part of the charm. How many times could I say I was in a poorly driven time machine?
He's so bad at driving he crashed into his own car.
Alarms were blaring. The Doctor was trying to stop it from whirling all around. I was clinging to the handrails, laughing.
"Ah, stop it!" The Doctor ordered the TARDIS. I loved it- loved how everything was basically falling apart. After we just put everything back.
The TARDIS came to a stop. I sat herself down on the pilot seat. This was just like it used to be, things were becoming normal again.
"What was all that about, eh? Eh? What's your problem?" He started checking the readouts.
Ten bumped into the Fifth Doctor. "Right, just settle down now." Five told the TARDIS.
I blinked at it, chuckling.
The Doctors bumped together. "So sorry." Five apologized.
"It's alright." Ten moved, letting Five walk around him.
'Hey Doc, who's the dude?'
Ten froze, the same time Five did. Both of them watched the other- confused. "What?"
"What?" Five asked, just as confused.
"What!"
'You didn't answer my question'
"Who are you?" Five asked.
"Oh, brilliant." Ten beamed. "I mean, totally wrong. Bit emergency, universe goes bang in five minutes, but, brilliant."
'Who is he?'
"I'm the Doctor. Who are you?" Five asked of them.
"Yes, you are. You are the Doctor." Ten smiled at him, pointing to himself. "Terra, this is the Doctor."
I laughed, shaking my head. "No..."
"Yes, I am. I'm the Doctor." Five looked to the both of us, only more confused and mad.
"Oh, good for you, Doctor. Good for brilliant old you." Ten praised.
"Are you wearing a vegetable?" I asked.
Ten groaned. "Blimey, she noticed the vegetable."
"Is there something wrong with you?" Five asked us both.
"Yes." I grinned, leaning over the console.
"Oh, there it goes, the frowny face. I remember that one." Ten complained.
"Can I start making fun of him?" I offered.
"No you can't. Mind you, bit saggier than I ought to be. Hair's a bit greyer." The Doctor continued fanboying over himself. "That's because of me, though. The two of us together has shorted out the time differential. Should all snap back in place when we get you home. Be able to close that coat again."
"I again request permission to mock him!"
"Never mind her. Look at you!" Ten rambled on. The coat, the crickety cricket stuff, the stick of celery. Yeah. Brave choice, celery, but fair play to you. Not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable."
"You're stealing my jokes!"
"Shut up!" Five demanded. "There is something very wrong with my TARDIS, and I've got to do something about it very, very quickly, and it would help, it really would help if there wasn't some skinny idiot ranting in my face about every single thing that happens to be in front of him!"
"Oh. Okay. Sorry. Doctor." Ten conceded.
'Why do you get to make fun of yourself, and I can't?' I asked him.
'Because it's not polite.'
"Sorry, Sir Doctor." I gave him a polite nod of the head.
Five nodded back. "Thank you, miss." He reached for the console.
"Oh, the back of my head." Ten complained.
"Ha!" I again tried to silence myself.
"What?" Five asked, more perplexed by our behavior.
"Sorry, sorry. It's not something you see every day, is it, the back of your own head." Ten replied. "Mind you, I can see why you wear a hat. I don't want to seem vain, but could you keep that on?"
"You don't wanna seem vain?" I asked him.
"Not really, no." Ten shook his head.
"What have you done to my TARDIS?" Five exclaimed. "You've changed the desktop theme, haven't you. What's this one, coral?"
"Well-"
"It's worse than the leopard skin." Five complained.
"Hey! I like the coral." I argued.
"I'm sure it looks fine to you, dear, you're only human. I have a higher taste." Five pulled out the glasses.
"Oh, and out they come, the brainy specs." Ten cheered. "You don't even need them. You just think they make you look a bit clever."
"Those who live in glass houses." I teased.
Ten gave me a brief glare. 'Quit embarrassing me in front of-'
'In front of yourself?'
'...yes. Could you stop?'
'No.'
An alert started going off.
'See? The TARDIS agrees with me. I'm gonna mock him.'
'No, she's on my side. She's telling you to stop.'
I hopped out of my seat. Walking to the computer, I pressed the blinking button.
Five ran around the console. "That's an alert, level five, indicating a temporal collision. It's like two TARDISes have merged, but there's definitely only one TARDIS present. It's like two time zones or more at the heart of the TARDIS. That's a paradox that could blow a hole in the space time continuum the size of-"
I pushed the computer towards him.
Five paused to read it. "Well, actually, the exact size of Belgium. That's a bit undramatic, isn't it? Belgium?"
"So are you. You look like you play cricket but with a spoon." I told him.
Five blinked, surprised at the insult.
Ten held out his sonic. "Need this?"
Five mentally dismissed us both. "No, I'm fine."
"Oh no, of course, you liked to go hands free, didn't you, like 'hey, I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable.'"
"Hi I'm the Doctor. I make bad choices because I'm not paying attention to details- like when someone put the vegetable on me. Gee I wish I wore glasses so I could've noticed!"
"Who are you?"
"Take a look." Ten challenged.
Five did. And he did not like whatever he saw. "Oh. Oh, no."
"Oh yes."
"You're- Oh, no."
"Here it comes. Yeah, I am."
"Fans."
Ten beamed. "Yeah. What?" Ten frowned.
"Aww...you were just as idiotic." My hand rested over my hearts, poorly hiding a laugh.
"A fan?" Ten repeated.
"This is bad. Two minutes to Belgium." Five was actually trying to solve the problem. Ten and I were just amusing ourselves.
With the shitty three years I just had, was that not allowed?
"He thinks you're a fan!" I laughed, almost unable to breath. None of the Classic Doctors can admit they were young.
"He thinks you are too!" Ten whined. That only made me laugh again. "What do you mean, a fan? I'm not just a fan, I'm you."
"Okay, you're my biggest fan." Five corrected with a put-upon tone. "Look, its perfectly understandable. I go zooming around space and time, saving planets, fighting monsters and being well, let's be honest, pretty sort of marvellous, so naturally now and then people notice me. Start up their little groups. That LINDA lot. Are you one of them? How did you get in here? Can't have you lot knowing where I live."
"Listen to me. I'm you, I'm you." Ten insisted. "I'm you with a new face. Check out this bone structure, Doctor, because one day you're going to be shaving it."
"And complaining for half an hour because you cut it, not paying enough attention." I chimed in.
'Hey which one is he? Which you is he?'
'Oh he's my...Fifth. He's number 5.'
'And you are? Wait, did you already tell me that?'
1The cloister bell began to ring out, cutting off the answer.
"The cloister bell!" Five exclaimed.
"Right on time. That's our cue." Ten cheered. "Terra? Come here!"
"On it!" I hopped over to his side. He pointed at buttons. I pushed them.
"In a minute we're going to create a black hole strong enough to swallow the entire universe!" Five called out.
"Yeah, that's my fault, actually. I was rebuilding the TARDIS, forgot to put the shields back up." Ten admitted.
"Pretty sure I warned you but I understand it now." I replied.
"Your TARDIS and my TARDIS, well the same TARDIS at different points in its own timestream collided and whoo, there you go, end of the universe, butterfingers. But don't worry, I know exactly how this all works out. Watch." Ten moved around the console. 'Terra when I say, fry the Zeiton crystals.'
'Yessir.'
"Venting the thermobuffer, drawing the Helmic regulator, and just to finish off, Terra!" Ten instructed.
"Frying Zeiton crystals!" I reached over, pushing the button for it.
"You'll blow up the TARDIS." Five warned.
"No, we won't. We haven't." Ten countered.
"Who told you that?" Five asked, incredulous.
"You told me that." Ten countered.
The TARDIS shook again. I held the console to keep from falling over. Before long, it stopped shaking. I let out a breath of relief.
"Supernova and black hole at the exact same instant." Five realized.
"The explosion cancels out the implosion." Ten added.
"Pressure remains constant." I cheered, clapping my hands then holding them up. "Huzzah!"
"It's brilliant." Ten cheered.
"Far too brilliant." Five noted. "I've never met anyone else who could fly the TARDIS like that."
"Sorry, mate, you still haven't." Ten explained.
"Ha! Hahahaha- that wasn't a compliment." I pointed out.
Ten paused. "No it wasn't."
"You didn't have time to work all that out. Even I couldn't do it." Five was still missing out the most important fact.
"I didn't work it out. I didn't have to." Ten explained.
"Because..." I dragged on to let him catch up.
Five's expression lit up. "You remembered."
"Because you will remember." Ten confirmed.
Five "You remembered being me watching you and her do that. You already knew what to do because I saw you both do it." Five explained.
"Wibbly wobbly-" Ten began.
"Timey wimey!" We all decreed.
I laughed, walking up to Ten's side. We both were smiling at the Fifth Doctor. "
"Right, TARDISes are separating." Ten flipped switches about. Myself picking up Five's hat, propping it on my head. "Sorry, Doctor, time's up. Back to long ago. Where are you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara and Time Lords in funny hats and the Master? Oh, he just showed up again, same as ever." Ten explained.
"Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?" Five asked.
"No, no beard this time. Well, a wife." Ten corrected.
"She was nice." I complimented. Lucy deserved the compliment, or any sort of praise.
"Who were you again, Miss?"
"Terra Johnson." I explained, tipping his own hat. "Pleasure to meet you, and your vegetable."
Five smiled. "It will be an honor to meet you, I am sure." He held out his hand. I returned his hat. "Oh, I seem to be off. What can I say? Thank you, Doctor and Terra Johnson."
"No trouble." I told him, smiling politely.
"Thank you." Ten replied.
"I'm very welcome." Five replied.
"You know, I love being you. Back when I first started at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you're young. And then I was you, and it was all dashing about and playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shouted. I still do that, the voice thing. I got that from you." He raised his leg, showing off his converse shoes. "Oh, and the trainers, and-" He put on his brainy specs. "Snap. Because you know what, Doctor? You were my Doctor."
"To the days to come." Five recited.
"All my love to long ago." Ten finished.
The Fifth Doctor faded from sight. The Tenth Doctor twisted levers and pushed various buttons.
"Hey." I patted his arm. "Now that you don't have a paradox issue with your past self showing up, could we put the shields up?"
The Doctor nodded. "Right, right. Doing it now."
He pushed a button...
...then immediately crashed the TARDIS again.
"What?" The Doctor exclaimed. A ship's horn went off. That didn't help anything. "What! What?"
"Does that floaty say Titanic?!"
==MGCB==
AN: And here we go...just some light hearted fun. See? I didn't do anything to Terra this time. I'm so nice to her now.