Diego woke up in an unfamiliar place. His eyes were crusty and his vision was blurry. The last thing he remembered was getting his head imploded by his other universal half.
'Damn that Lucy Steel! I swear I will kill her the next time I see her' thought Diego.
"So you finally woke up?" Said, someone. Diego quickly Looked around and saw 6 figures standing beside him.
The first one was a man with blond hair, was wearing a hat, with a very colourful shirt. (this is the dead man's questions yoshikage Kira).
The second one was a man with afro looking hair and a black-purple-ish shirt and pants. (this is tooru).
The third and the fourth one was muscly strippers with different loincloths and war paint. (this is Esidesi and Wammu).
The fifth one was a man with pink hair and purple pants and with no shirt (this is Diavolo).
And the last one was wearing a golden shirt with heart-shaped headbands and other stuff. (this is DIO. His fashion sense is remarkable)
"Wh-Who are all, You People?! Is this your doing?!"Diego demanded to know.
"Oh, you just woke up and you're ordering US!? Who do you think you are?" Said wammu.
"Hey he's like him. Always ordering people. Thinking they're so high and mighty" Tooru said pointing at DIO.
'not again' Thought DIO.
"Now that you put it like that Yeah he is like him" said Esidesi.
"No this isn't our doing" Kira said.
"What do you mean? Then whos doing is this?" Diego demanded to know.
"Hell if I know, I was just living peacefully." Said kira thinking about his peaceful life in Morioh.
"That would be my doing gentlemen" Announced a built figure. Grabbing the attention of everybody there.
"And who would you be?" questioned DIO.
"I am a saint. Similar to the one whose corpse you tried to steal!" he said pointing at diego.
"Oh" said Diego realizing his situation. Thinking about how much punishment he is going to get for manhandling a corpse of a saint.
"So what does this have to do with us?" asked DIO
"Right. I'll get to that. So listen up all of you" said the saint." All of you are sinners and are therefore deserving of eternal punishmet!"Declared the saint.
"NO PLEASE NO" Diavolo cried out.
Everyone else was also scared except for DIO and the pillarmen.
'What is his problem? He hasn't spoken even we tried to talk with him. Does he have experience with eternal punishment?' thought Esidesi
"But I know a way for you all to avoid this and go to heaven or be reincarnated!" said the saint.
"Really?! PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING" begged Diavolo (Also this diavolo remembers upto his 30th death)
"Listen up all of you are formidable individuals and we could use your help. And if you do so you'll be spared. What say you?" Asked the saint.
"OF COURSE I'LL DO AS YOU SAY" Declared diavolo.
"Hmph, fine guess I'll help" Said DIO.
Diego and Tooru nodded slowly.
"Hmph if it means I can get my quiet life back with a life this time then I am in" said kira.
"Another shot at getting that stone? I am in" said Esidesi.
"If master Esidesi is in then so am I" said Wammu.
"Excellent but before we begin does anyone have any questions?" Asked the saint.
"Why specially us when there's eviler people? Asked kira.
"Because all you share a similar fate" said the saint.
"And what would that be?" asked Wammu.
"It would be that all of you tried to kill joestars and one of you almost succeded. And all of you are sinners and I can use that to my advantage" said the saind.
"what happened to Jotaro?" DIO asked.
"Pucci killed him in front of his daughter and her friends" said the saint.
"Jotaro..is...dead..? ha..ha..hahaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FINALLY" DIO laughed and was feeling very good. He wasn't the only one, Kira also felt happiness.
"What happened to master Kars?" questioned Wammu.
"He became the ultimate life form and still is alive" answered the saint.
"Who is that?" Asked diego pointing at DIO.
"About that, you see two of you aren't from the same universe as the five others. Both Diego and DIO here are from different universes. And Diego you don't have to worry about exploding." answered the saint. Diego felt relief.
"Anyone else?" the saint asked. "All right before we begin introduce your selves please" requested the saint.
"I am DIO" said DIO. "I am Esidesi and this is Wammu" Said Esidesi. " I am Diavolo" said diavolo. "I am Tooru" said tooru. "And I am Kira Yoshikage." Said kira. Tooru was surprised the hear this.
'he must be a kira from another universe' thought Tooru.
"I am Diego Brando" finished Diego.
"Alright since that's out of the way I am going to divide you all into teams of two. One of you will be alone" said the saint.
"DIO and Diego will be team "Dio". Kira and Diavolo will be team "Secret". Wammu and Esidesi Will be team "Pillarmen". And Tooru will be Alone, Since he is the best out of all of you." Said the saint
Everyone was surprised to know that Tooru is better than them. They were curious to how he was better.
"All right listen up, each team and tooru will be given an objective. You all will be sent to different universes to finish said objective. You must finish the objective within 2 years or 31,536,000 seconds in that universe. And You mustn't die or let your partner die." Said the saint. "If you look behind, You will see 4 rooms and those that have your team name written on it are your room. You will have more than 5 hours to prepare for the objective." Said the saint.
"What is our objective" Kira asked.
"Yes I am getting to that." Said the saint. Then four Document folders appeared in his hand. "Ahem, Team "Pillermen" will be sent to the Demon Slayer universe for their Objective. Here this file contains information about your objective." He hands it to Wammu. "Read it and prepare for it in your room and when you hear a buzzing sound it means it's time for you to begin it. All you will do the same too." The pillermen went to their room
"Team Secret Will be sent to the uh "Akame Ga Kill" universe. I didn't name these universes by the way." He said as he handed the files to Kira. Kira and Diavolo went to their room.
"Team DIO will be sent to the "My Hero Academia" Universe." He said as he handed the files to DIO. The Dios went to their room.
"And Finally Tooru, You will be sent to remnant(RWBY)." He hands it to tooru and he goes to his room
Diego Walks into his room with DIO. "So you're like me?" Asked DIO.
"I guess according to the saint." Answered Diego.
"What was that about Corpses?" Asked DIO.
"I was trying to steal a saint corpse-like his. The President said it will make invincible before he died." Answered Diego.
"Do you have the same type of stand as I do?" asked DIO.
"My stand is THE WORLD do you have something similar?" said Diego.
"As a matter of fact yes I, DIO have The World as well. I assume we also have the same abilities as well." Answered DIO.
"How did you die?" Asked Diego.
"I got killed by a Joestar with the same type of stand!" DIO said with malice. Diego noticed this and decided not to dig further.
"what about you how did you die?" Asked DIO.
"Long story short I got killed by my own head." Answered Diego.
"How ironic! I was able to live 100 years because of my head" Dio said as Diego found that funny.
"Anyway, we should see what the objective is," DIO said as Diego nodded. They opened the file.
"let's see it says "Eliminate "All For One". Hmph I guess we have to kill this All for one." DIO said while Diego listened.
"Then it says "Optional objectives" I guess there are optional things to do as well" DIO continued.
"Eliminate most/all the members of League Of Villains, Eliminate Endeavor and Chisaki/Overhaul" DIO said.
"hmph more to kill" Diego remarked.
"Ah below this are the information about our universe" DIO read.' Everyone on earth used to live a normal life until an illuminating baby was born in China. It was called a quirk. Quirk is a unique superpower.' It read.
"Hmm, so It's kind of like stands in a way." Diego said as DIO continued.
'Then these quirks popping up more and more. Right now 80% of the world has these quirks. A quirk can be anything from having the power to bring out a glacier to having a cactus for a head.' It read.
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA" the Dios burst out laughing after hearing that. "Can you imagine a stand that makes your head a cactus?" Diego said chuckling.
"I feel bad for their mother" The Dios laughed some more before stopping.
"Anyway let's continue," DIO said.
'Using quirk in public is illegal. There are people under the law who uses their quirks to make sure everything is according to the law, these people are heroes. And those who break the law are mostly called villains rather than criminals. The heroes are popular because of their flashy quirk and how they bring down the villains. Someone becomes a hero through training through a hero academy' It read.
"Huh, that's something" DIO said.
"Oh look below that is information on our primary target," DIO said as he continued.
'All For One is a villain. Only a few know his real name. His last name is Tomura and his successor's name is Shigaraki Tomura who runs the league of villains. All For One's quirk lets him take other people's quirk' it read.
"It does sound really powerful," DIO said.
"Yes if there was a stand who could take other stand abilities it would be the most powerful stand," said Diego as DIO continued.
'His enemy is the current One For All quirk user Izuku Midoriya and the former One For All quirk user All Might or Toshinori Yagi.' It read.
"Hmph, we could use that to our advantage," DIO said.
"huh, what's this?" DIO said as he looked at the bottom.
It read 'Tips: No one can see your stands. Getting away with a crime is much harder. You will be deployed in 2019 so since you lack knowledge about smartphones and other technology, I suggest reading that encyclopedia under the bed of your room'.
"I found it," Diego said.
"Let us do this" DIO said as they opened it and started reading. Time passed while they were doing it.
5 hours later
The buzzer above their room buzzed. They got ready for their mission. They exited the room and saw the saint standing there.
"Are you ready?" the saint asked. The Dios nodded.
"Remember Murder is allowed but be prepared to face the consequences. Finish the objective within 2 years." Said the saint.
"Close your eyes" they closed their eyes as he said.
"I wish you a successful mission. Arrideverci" and with that, there were deployed in Japan.
As to why I didn't add Pucci, funny Valentine and the original Diego. I didn't add Pucci because he reached heaven and successfully eliminated the joestars. I didn't add Funny Valentine because of his complicated stand. and I didn't add the original Diego because he died trying to kill the president. I made stories based on the other teams and tooru's perspective.