AN: Hey yall. So uh with a lot of convincing from the Chalant discord, I've decided to post a few...NSFW content. To start things off, this is actually an extended version of Chapter 20 (Be Gentle) from my main fic "How to Be Chalant". Hope it's alright

Zatanna loves her boyfriend. She really really does. She absolutely adores him. However, he can be…very frustrating.

They had been dating for over three years now. In a few months, they'd both graduate high school. Dick had been floating around the idea of going to college and maybe earning a law degree. He'd already memorized a fair amount of US felony laws due to the…..family business. So, he sent out some applications and was just waiting on interview requests. Zatanna, on the other hand, still hadn't really figured out what to do post-graduation. After her sophomore year, she had transferred to Gotham Academy to be closer to Dick. Although officially she still lived at Mount Justice, she spent pretty much all her time living at the mansion and sleeping next to Dick. Speaking of sleeping, over the years, Zatanna began noticing certain…..physical changes to her body. She was getting a little taller, but also curvier. She started working out with Dick and all those squats actually made her butt a little bigger. Some of her old shirts didn't fit anymore because of her…..new chest. That wasn't all. She noticed the physical changes to Dick's body as well….

Somehow in three years, Dick shot up like a redwood. He now stood a good two inches above her. He also bulked up a lot to fill out his new frame. His shoulders broadened and his muscles were carefully sculpted and toned. All those squats made his butt bigger too, which she really appreciated. He also started to trim his hair a bit. Gone was the messy boy band mop of hair. Now, he sported a more refined crew cut.

When they were younger, Zatanna often just playfully pinched and poked Dick for fun and giggles. Now, she couldn't keep her hands off him. She would find every and any excuse to squeeze his bicep, or rest her hand on his chest, or even just run her fingers through his steel abs. Everyday Zatanna just could not believe how she landed this beautiful specimen of a man.

Unfortunately, with these new changes came new…..feelings. Zatanna was human….well homo magi but same idea. As such, there were moments where she felt…really intense attraction to Dick. Like when they worked out, she loved staring at him as the light bounced off him and his sweat rolled down his face and neck. Or when he was intensely concentrating, he pus his thumb and index finger on his chin and furrowed his brow. Or even something as simple as saying good morning to her while wearing a tight shirt and sweatpants and scratching his messy bedhead. Zatanna knew she had a habit of biting her bottom lip when she was turned on, but lately she had been biting so hard and often, she accidentally drew blood at one point.

"Hiya Zee!"

And there went the lip again.

"Hi, honey! Did you have a good shower?"

Dick ran his hand through his still wet hair and stretched a little. Zatanna swooned and could have died right there.

"Yea. Pretty good. I took a little longer than usual though. Bruce really gave me a run for my money on the court. Well….my money is technically his money…..but still!"

"Haha who ended up winning?"

"Bah He blocked my shot and a put up a three to end it. You wouldn't believe it. When he shot the ball, he turned around and didn't even see it go in. It was like he just knew he made the shot…. Honestly, it's bizarre seeing him so….happy."

"Must be Diana's influence then."

"Probably. So, what are you up to?"

(Hoping you'll take me right here on this kitchen counter) "Oh not much. I was watching 'Penn and Teller's Fool Me' to kinda sneer at these so-called magic tricks. And actually….some were pretty neat."

"Oh? That's cool. But honestly, they'd never be able to compete with you and your dad."

"Yea, I mean my dad and I have a very distinct advantage haha. But sometimes we kept it simple. Just a subtle slight of hand or misdirection. Honestly, I could actually learn from a few of these trick magicians in that department. I can't always be reliant on magic."

"That's true. As you said, sometimes it's more fun doing things the normal way. Alright, I gotta go, Wally booked the Top Golf reservation for three o'clock."

"You just finished basketball to go play golf? Jumping from one sport to the next?"

"Haha but Zee, Top Golf is essentially a driving range. It'll just be me, Conner, Wally, and Kal teeing up and hanging out."

"Alright alright. Have fun."

"Of course. I'll text you when I'm coming back."

He gave her a quick kiss and was off. In the meantime, Zatanna changed tabs on her phone. While she really was watching some Penn and Teller videos, she was also looking up prices for a few secrets…. from Victoria.


Again, Zatanna absolutely, unequivocally loves her boyfriend. He is her reason for getting up in the morning even though he usually pins her down begging for more cuddles and sleep. She loves his eyes, his lips, his hair, his heart and so much about him. However, the man can be as dense as a rock.

For at least a month now, Zatanna had been trying to take her and Dick's relationship to the next level of intimacy. They'd been comfortable changing in front of each other for a while. And sometimes, to Dick's slight annoyance, she casually took clothes from his closet including T-shirts, hoodies, and even jackets. To hopefully take it up a notch, she'd stopped wearing shorts or pants altogether when they were alone in his room. She just paraded around in one of his t-shirts and a pair of panties hoping that he found her sexy. Instead…..nothing. When they spooned, she tried to move his hand to cup her breast, but eventually he just moved it back down to her stomach. Sometimes, when she was feeling really bold, she'd try to wiggle her ass against his groin hoping to wake him up. But then he just shifted slightly and continued sleeping. She thought she had him when she decided to change her uniform slightly. Instead of normal stockings, she switched to fish nets. Gone were the dress shirt and vest. In was a white corset that showed off her impressive cleavage. She still kept the bowtie though. Bowties are cool. When she showed him her new look for the first time, he was stunned. She could see his eyes widen and that filled her with glee. But just before she bit her lip, all he said was, "You look nice, Zee. I love it," and went right back to work on the Batcave computer. All this misdirection was driving her insane. Luckily, she finally found the resolve to play her final card.


Dick came home late. He and the others had a real good guys' night out and capped things off at a downtown steakhouse. They probably could have stayed out a little later, but Dick wanted at least a little shuteye before going on patrol tonight and Wally was late on his college paper, again. The light to his room was off. He texted Zee earlier that he'd be home a little late and that she shouldn't wait up. Quietly he opened the door and tried to tip toe towards the bathroom.

*CLICK*

Someone had turned on the end table lamp. Dick turned around thinking he should apologize for waking her up.

"Hey, babe. Sorry to wake you….HOLY SHIT!"

Zatanna sat in his (their) bed with her back leaning on the headboard, one leg straight and the other bent and crossed over with the other. She was smirking and licking her lips.

"Hey there…big boy," she purred in the most sultry tone she could muster up.

Dick could not believe what she was wearing….or rather how much she was not wearing. All Zatanna had on were a matching set of black-and-white lacey bra and panties, fishnet stockings, and a white bowtie to cap it all off.

"Whatcha…hehe Whatcha doin there Zee?"

"I'm just waiting for my boyfriend to get home. You haven't seen him…. have you?"

She got up from the bed and slowly walked towards Dick like a panther slowly stalking its prey.

"He's tall. Just over six feet. He's got black hair. Blue eyes. Broad shoulders…."

When she reached him, she cupped his face and nuzzled his neck.

"A sharp jaw. A big chest," she whispered as her hands began traveling downward, "Abs that I can wash my clothes on. A tight ass."

When Zatanna grabbed and squeezed his ass, Dick actually jumped and grabbed her arms.

"Ok ok…Zee what's going on?"

"C'MON DICK! Really!? You cannot be this dumb. Do I have to spell it out for you?"

"Zee…"

"DICK! I. AM. HORNY!"

"Uhhhh"

"Unless…..unless this is making you uncomfortable…then….I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry."

She tried to move away, but Dick just hugged her and held her close.

"Hey hey. No. It's not that….Honestly….I think you're incredibly sexy. Lately, I've been feeling kinda weird around you if I'm being honest."

"Wait…you mean?...you too?"

"Umm yea. I uh….tried to be courteous about it. I wasn't quite sure how to approach the subject to be honest. I worried that you might think I'm a pervert and then kick me out of my own room…"

"Oh Dick you dolt! I've been sending signals like all month."

"I know…..but still, it's a big step. And…well. I just wanted to make sure that we were both on the same page before we…..do it. I wanted to be sure all that stuff you were doing weren't just our usual flirting and teasing."

"Dick, I love you. Truly I do."

"I love you, Zee. So so much."

"Then please Dick, come here...make love to me."

Zee pulled him into a heated kiss. Their tongues immediately began clashing trying to assert dominance over the other. Dick pulled on her thighs and lifted her up. Instinctively she wrapped her legs around him. She then helped him shrug his jacket onto the floor all while maintaining the kiss. They separated slightly gasping for air.

"Bed…..take me to bed," she commanded.

"Anything you want."

Dick carried her to the bed and gently laid her down on her back. She began pulling his shirt off and then rubbing her hands all over his defined torso. Dick lifted her chin and pressed his lips onto hers. They broke apart and Zatanna began biting every inch of Dick's chest. Dick climbed further on top of Zee to give her more access. He began fumbling with the clasp at the back of her bra as she climbed up to his neck and bit more intensely.

"Ahh"

"Hehe. Sorry. Let me kiss it better."

As Zatanna licked and kissed the fresh wound, Dick finally undid her bra. She lifted her arms so he could slide it off. Zatanna arched her back so that her breasts would stick out more. Without hesitation, Dick, took the left breast in one hand and began sucking her right nipple.

"Ugh oh…..oh Dick…that….mmmph feels so good."

"You have no idea, how much I've wanted to touch these tits of yours."

"Ahhh they're yours, baby. Mmmmm all yours. Oh oh oh yes. Like that. I like the little circles."

Dick did as he was told and kept licking her nipple clockwise. Eventually, he switched sides and began sucking her left nipple.

"Mmmm Dick, baby…..touch me…..please."

"Where Zee? You're gonna have to help me."

She knew he was teasing her and trying to get her to talk dirty. But her pleasure high was too great, so she just took his free hand and guided it downward.

"Touch me….here. Please. I'm aching down here."

She began to rub his hand up and down her the front of her panties teaching him how to touch her. Her underwear was completely soaked and ruined. He tapped her butt signaling her to lift up as he removed the lacey bottoms. He then began rubbing her now exposed pussy.

"Jesus you're wet."

"Well of course! I'm always wet when I'm around you."

"…..God, that's so hot."

Dick continued rubbing her slick pussy up and down. At one point, he brushed against a small nub at the top causing Zatanna to gasp hard. Smirking, he rubbed hard firm circles around her clit.

"Ah Ah Diiiiick. That's…really intense…ah ah ah Dick…..Dick!"

Realizing he had her melting literally in his hands, he stuck his ring and middle fingers inside.

"AHHHHH DICK! WHAT…AH AH ARE MMMMMMPH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

He leaned forward and kissed her hoping to calm her down. Slowly, he started pumping his fingers in and out of her wet slit. Zatanna couldn't think anymore. Her vision started blurring as all she could feel was the immense pleasure Dick was giving her. He began curling his fingers inside of her and tightly squeezing her boob with his free hand. All of a sudden, Zatanna felt immense pressure building within her. The more Dick curled and fingered her, the greater her need for release became. Finally, she couldn't take it anymore and her entire body shook. He could feel the inside walls of her pussy tighten around his fingers and a gush of juices burst out as Zatanna came hard on his hand.

"Ahhhh oh my God…"

"Wow...I didn't know you could do that, Zee!"

She didn't answer as her eyes were glassy and lidded. She slumped into the pillow under her trying to catch her breath.

"Zee? Um….are you ok?"

"I….uh….wow…..you're uh…..you're really something else, Boy Wonder," panted Zee.

"Was…..was that your first orgasm?"

Blushing, Zee turned her head unable to look at Dick in his eyes. Sensing her embarrassment, Dick climbed closer to her face and began just hugging and holding her.

"Hey hey it's ok. I've…I've never done this before either. This is all new to me."

"Ok…..ok. Thank you for…..being patient with me."

"Of course," Dick said as he kissed her check, "We're in this together."

"Ok. Well um…..lay on your back. I want to be on top."

"Got it."

They rolled putting Dick on the bottom while Zatanna straddled him. She unbuckled his belt and pulled his jeans and boxers off. His cock immediately stood up at attention. Slowly, she traced her finger along its length. It was hot and very hard. She grabbed it and began lightly stroking up and down.

"Ugh…." he groaned.

"Oh I'm sorry….am I doing it right?"

"You're doing great Zee. I'm just uhhh…really pent up."

"Oh uh ok…"

She shyly stared at his cock as she stroked it. Nerves started to take hold of her as she wondered how much sex would really hurt. Once again feeling her uneasiness, Dick reached up and stroked her pussy again feeling how wet and slick she was.

"Hey y'know we can stop here if you want. There's no pressure to keep going."

"But….you're so hard right now. I don't want to blue ball you on our first time!"

"It's ok Zee. Same page, remember? I only go as far as you want to."

Biting her lip, Zee could not believe how sweet and considerate her boyfriend was being. All it did was turn her on even more. She gripped his cock harder and stroked it a bit more firmly.

"Oooo ok ok. That's…..really really good."

"Yea? You like that, baby?"

"I…..yea Zee….this feels so….so good."

She paused to think for a second. She really wanted to sit on his massive cock, but the size worried her a little. Deciding to push past her fears, she spit on his dick and rubbed the natural lubricant up and down. Giving the head a little kiss, she sat up and lined up his cock with her pussy.

"Dick…be gentle, ok?"

"I'm with you all the way."

Slowly, she lowered herself and gently, inch by inch, inserted his hard cock into her.

"Ahhhh Oh my God…Ok Ok Um….wow."

"Easy Zee. Easy. I got you," reassured Dick as he grabbed her hips.

She placed her hands on his chest and scrunched up her face.

"Ahhh phooo ok ok. God you're big."

She lowered herself more and got just over halfway in before Dick also grunted.

"My God…you're so tight….and warm. Fuck Zee."

Finally, she was able to take him all the way in. She leaned forward to hug his neck and lay her head beside him. Dick began placing feather kisses all over her face and whispered sweet nothings to her.

"Hey, you're doing great. You are so beautiful. You got this. You're so amazing. I love you so so much."

"I love you too, baby. Just uh….gimme a second to adjust."

Zatanna felt such searing pain between her legs like she was being stretched out. She felt so full. But gradually, the pain began subsiding. Suddenly, this fullness…felt so good.

"Hey….I …I think I'm ok now. I'm going to start bouncing, ok?"

"Take your time."

Slowly, Zatanna raised herself up then dropped down onto Dick's cock. The rhythm was slow….but she gradually picked up the pace.

"Ah Ah mmm wow. This….this is…..really good, Dick"

She rotated her hips a little to grind on his cock. Wanting to contribute, Dick thrusted up causing Zatanna to hitch her breath.

"Mmm yea. Yea I liked that, baby. Keep doing that."

Finally, they synced up as Dick thrusted up while Zatanna slammed down on his cock. He picked up the pace as they found a rhythm they were both comfortable with. Moving became much easier as Zatanna just kept getting wetter and wetter. Suddenly, Zatanna began trembling and the pressure similar to before started building up again.

"Dick….ugh ugh baby…..I'm…I'm gonna cum…..Are …Are you close?"

Dick couldn't answer as he just closed his eyes engrossed in all the pleasure.

"Dick….baby…it's ahhhhh it's ok. Cum inside. Cum with me please. Ok? Cum with me."

Zatanna's bouncing became more erratic. She was losing control of her hips and finally just stopped bouncing altogether.

"I can't….I …..I can't hold in any longer. Dick, I'm cumming. I'm cumming!"

Her pussy tightened up again and she arched her back screaming from her intense orgasm. When it finally finished, she collapsed onto Dick's chest holding on for dear life. Unfortunately, she couldn't rest for long, as he immediately flipped her on her back and started thrusting hard into again.

"Ah ah ah Dick! Wait Wait! I'm still…..sensitive..ahhhhhh!"

He fucked her without abandon pushing deeper and deeper into her. Zatanna could barely form a thought in her mind. All she could think about was the intense pleasure she was feeling. Forget slow and gentle, she liked it hard and rough. This was her boyfriend showing her how much he really loved her. All his touches and this feeling of fullness conveyed his feelings and she couldn't be any happier.

"Fuck me. Fuck me hard Dick! Faster! You can do it!"

"God…you're…..you're so tight Zee. You feel so good, baby."

"You feel fucking amazing, baby. Now come on. Harder. Harder Dick. Fuck me until you cum."

Spurred on by her dirty talk, Dick slammed his hips hard into Zatanna's. He leaned down and sucked on one of her nipples and played with her clit using his free hand. He was hell bent on luring out at least one more orgasm from her.

"Ohhh Oh God Dick! Jesus fucking mhmmmm Oh you're so perfect!"

Finally, Dick's thrusting became erratic and uneven. Zatanna could feel his cock twitching inside her.

"Hmm are you close? Yea? That's it, baby. Keep going. Cum inside me."

Not thinking properly, Dick just kept pounding into Zee harder and harder. She wrapped her legs around his waist and hooked her ankles together pushing him deeper and deeper into her.

"Oh God, Zee. God I…..I don't think I can….hold out much longer."

"That's it, baby. That's it. Cum for me. Cum for me, Dick."

Finally, Dick exploded inside her causing her own walls to tighten again as she experienced her third orgasm of the night. He collapsed on top of her but still tried to prevent laying his entire weight on her.

"Good boy….my Boy Wonder," panted Zatanna.

Realization suddenly hit Dick as he immediately got up.

"Holy shit, Zee! We gotta go to the pharmacy. I shouldn't have…I mean….I'm so so sorry!"

Instead of moving with haste like he expected, Zatanna kept her legs wrapped tightly around his waist and pulled him down for a passionate kiss. Just before she slipped her tongue into his mouth, he pulled away with a confused look on his face.

"You uh…..you don't seem all too worried about this."

"Haha Dick, I've been trying to get you to fuck me for over a month. You don't think I prepared a birth control spell beforehand?"

"Ohhhhhh. That…..That makes a lot of sense."

"Haha you dork. Come here."


After their raucous activities, Dick and Zee happily and mindlessly made out on their bed. Finally exhausted, Dick rolled to his side of the bed but still faced Zee. Both were soaring high in the clouds. Lightheaded, dizzy, but in complete bliss. Dick cradled her close to his chest and their legs intertwined. She shivered slightly thanks to his efforts but also because the room was a little cold. He pulled the covers over them and wrapped them tightly together in a little burrito.

"You were so good, Dick. I can't feel my legs. For our first time, God, you were such an animal."

"You were so...I can't even describe it, Zee. You were perfect."

"I love you so much, Dick! I mean it. All I want to do is just lay in bed with you and kiss you and….do all those things with you again."

"Haha I feel the same way, Zee. But uh let me catch my breath first, ok?"

The pair relaxed into the bed, gradually got their breathing back to normal, and just cuddled in silence enjoying the afterglow.

"Hey, Dick?"

"Hmm?"

"You know how I said I could learn from Penn and Teller?"

"You want to learn about sex from Penn and Teller?"

"What? No, you dork!...I meant about magic tricks."

"…What do you mean?"

"I….Please don't take this the wrong way, but…..I don't think college is for me. I….I want to become a stage performer…..like my dad. But but don't halt your college plans just because of me. I…I don't want to tie you down."

"I think…I think it's a great idea!"

"You….you really think so?"

"Yes! Of course! You're beautiful, and charming, and you already have so much experience, and beautiful, and you'll just have the whole audience mesmerized…..did I mention you're beautiful?"

"Hehe not enough times for me. But…what about us?

"What about us?"

"I mean…..I feel like we won't have a lot of time for each other. You'll be off to college. I'll be doing my shows. We'll suddenly be so busy."

"Then we'll make time. We made a promise to each other years ago that we'd always come back to each other. You are my world, Zee. Because you live, there are always twice as many stars in the sky. Besides, now that we've finally had sex, I don't think I could go a day without being in bed with you."

"Hahah down boy. I'm pretty sure you had me seeing stars earlier. But ok. I'll give it a shot. Thank you, Dick for being so…..so…perfect."

"You are my everything, Zee. I love you."

They shared a sweet kiss before resting their foreheads against each other basking in the comfort of their love. Gently, Zatanna felt something poking her thigh.

"Dick? Is that…."

"Yup. You ready for round two?"

AN: So yea lol that happened. I'm not great with figurative language so this may feel really literal and vulgar. Hope yall enjoyed it though.