Hello, all you readers! I planned to write a story based on "The Bad Guys". It took me a very long time to figure it out, but I finally did. So now, without further ado, I officially declare you the first chapter of "Beautiful and Dangerous" to be up for all to read! Now, let's get started, shall we? Enjoy!

At a bank in Los Angeles, the cops are at the bank's entrance with their guns aimed at it.

"ATTENTION! WE HAVE THE BANK SURROUNDED!" Chief Misty Luggins ordered through a megaphone. "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"

"Oh dear, officers, are you really gonna be so rough?" A female voice was heard from the bank. "Why not take it easy on us, no?"

"Si Seniors." A male voice was heard from the bank. "You should know better than to do the tango with us."

"Come on out, you scum!" A cop shouted. "We have every right to be rough! Cause you're scum!"

"Oh, Mousier, must you be so, mean-spirited, no?" The female voice said.

"We are asking as politely as we can to ask you guys to show yourselves." Another cop demanded.

"Very well, Senorita." The male voice said.

"But don't say you weren't warned, oui?" The female voice said. The voices' sources come out and all the cops are traumatized.

One of the cop's jaws drops while another cop exclaims, "SO HANDSOME!"

Chief Misty Luggins does an attractive whistle as a roadrunner and a French poodle come out of the building with their moneybags. "LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF A**!

The poodle comes up to a cop and grabs him by the shirt. "What is it, Monsieur?" She asked in a French accent. "You too swept off your feet to arrest us?"

"OH, YEAH!" The cop exclaims and slaps her in the butt.

"UGH!" She punches the cop in the face. "I'm not avail—"

"SSSHHHHH! Quiet, Le Fifi!" The roadrunner shushed the poodle in a Spanish accent. "You say that, we lose our chance to get our old jobs back.

"Of course, my snooka-wookums!"

"HOLY HONK, LOOK AT THAT SEXY BODY!" A cop yelled. "I WANNA BANG HER!"

"UGH!" Le Fifi punches the cop. "So inappropriate, monsieur!"

"So long, mi amigos!" The roadrunner taunts the police and the duo escape with the money.

A policewoman is out of her senses. "Whoa, that was kunoichi!" She interjected. "That roadrunner was SO hot!"

"DAMN IT!" A policeman exclaimed. "They got away!"

"It's almost like those two are charmed or something." Misty said. "Like magic."

"Do you think they have some sort of souccer or soucceress with them?" A cop asked.

"Oh no. If there's magic or any other form of strangeness involved, that ALWAYS mean we have to ask—" A cop answered.

"The Good Guys!" A voice boomed and the Good Guys (Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Shark, Mrs. Tarantula and Diane Foxington) appear.

"We saw you had a little kunoichi problem…" Mr. Wolf said. "Whatever THAT is."

"It's a Japanese female ninja method of sensually distracting the foe before striking, Wolf." Diane said.

The wolf is too distracted by her eyes to have been paying attention. "Yeah, that's nice."

"…And I see I have my own kunoichi as well."

"Enough flirting around, please." Mr. Snake reminded them. "We have business to attend to."

"There's two thieves we're having problems with." Chief Misty said. "A Mexican Roadrunner and a French poodle. We suspect, a souccer or soucceress may be involved with them."

"That roadrunner was so hot his face looks like it was carved by angels." A policewoman spoke up.

"Hmm, sounds dreamy." Mr. Shark commented.

"Sounds a bit like a charm spell like the one a hot female robber used on a man years ago." Mr. Piranha claimed.

"So how do we stop them?" Mrs. Tarantula asked. "I'm sure we'll be affected by their charm as well."

"No idea. But some magicians have been trained in occlumency, and I'm sure you know what that is after the robbed man's story. Bur learning it at a high level takes nearly a week of training."

"Well, we don't have time for all that crap, now do we?" Diane asked.

"No." Tarantula answered. "We'll have to find a way to stop them ourselves."

"Don't worry about it." Wolf said. "It'll be as easy as getting a cat out of a tree. Well, ALMOST as easy as getting a cat out of a tree."

"Uh, I am not sure if that joke was anti-catism or not." Snake said.

"No, it can't be ALL anti-catism, right? Well…then, I guess it'll be easier than…uh…"

"Pie?" Shark guessed.

"Yeah, pie."

"Much better." Piranha said.

"Are you done being morons and are ACTUALLY gonna do something?!" A cop asked with exasperation.

"Yes, officer. We're just having our moments." Wolf answered. "We'll catch these guys like a butterfly in a net."

"Of course, we'll still need to come up with a plan to catch them WITHOUT being mesmerized by their charm." Diane reminded.

"Pfft! Their silly hotness can't affect us." Snake scoffed. "We're like rocks when it comes to who's sexy and who's not. Isn't that right, Wolf?"

"Oh, uh, yeah." Wolf replied with still being attracted by his fox girlfriend.

"Leave it to us, Chief." Tarantula said to the police chief. "We'll try and catch these guys."

"Thanks, Good Guys." Chief Misty replied. "We don't know how life in this world would've been without you."

"Really, Chief, those guys can't be THAT hot, can they?" Diane asked.

"Trust me, you'll find out when you see them."

"Alright, let's roll." Wolf said dramatically.

There you guys have it! Chapter one of "Beautiful and Dangerous"! And I hope it was to your guys' enjoying! Hope you all enjoyed because the next update is where our heroes will get charmed by our villains. Please review, thanks!