A\N:Hi guys! Welcome to my newest story, Trouble In Camp Kidney. I really hope you guys stick around for the ride. i will be updating every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, but bare with me it's gonna be a slow process. so, i'll be posting this every other week so that mens. Net week you won't get chapters. And the best part is that you guys are going to see a completed version of this book because i'm gonna write this book all the way to the end. follow me on this journey and don't forget to review! happy reading!
The Warners weak havoc in the studio lot again, Plotz has had enough and wants to send the Warners far away, he searches online to find out that their's a camp called to Camp Kidney witch is located in Wisconsin. Slinkman-Scoutmaster Lumpas'assistant who was picking up the Warner Brothers from the airport to go to Camp Kidney. Slinkman thought that the three campers were all boys. But Slinkman misconstrued. Their were two boys. They get on the bus with their backpacks. Dot exclaimed to them that she's with them. But Slinkman says that it's an all boy camp and her bus was coming shortly to take her to Acorn Flats, Which is located right across from Leaky Lake and Camp Kidney.
Find out what happens when the Warner's are in camp!
June 1 2010
The Warner Brothers and sister were being zany in the studio again… Plotz was in his office and he was looking down at the studio watching the Warners acting zany.
"Ohhhh, those Warners. they cause too many problems in the studio!"
Then, Plotz got an idea. he went on his computer and searched up summer camps out of California.
He searched two of them up. and he saw the first one—Camp Kidney
he clicked on the video.
"Hello new visitor."
An orange spider monkey 'Toon starts, he was wearing a brown uniform. black pants and black shoes, an Indian elephant wearing the exact same clothing and a White Rhinoceros were standing above the sign for Camp Kidney
"We like to welcome you to Camp Kidney!"
"Camp Kidney!" the white rhino repeated.
"I'm Lazlo! these are my friends, Clam and Raj!"
"I'm sure you will have fun here. we have games."
A clip showing a platypus 'Toon yelling at two dung beetle 'Toons, as they weren't playing tether ball right. one of them was wrapped up and one of them was helping the other get unstuck.
"Here we have the tether ball court with my good friend Edward, hi Edward!"
"Shut it Lazlo!"
"We have excellent food!"
A mess hall was seen in the video. a goat named Chef Heimlich McMuesli was in the mess hall preparing his healthy lunches for the campers. "Hello Jellies!" he said cheerfully to the camera.
"Hi Chef McMuesli!" Lazlo said back just as cheerful.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"Well, scoutmaster Lumpas asked us to do the video for him!"
Lazlo said optimistically.
"I'm very glad your helping out Lazlo!" he said
"And we're very happy to help out, well? are you going to say anything?" Raj asks the goat.
"Well, all of my food is healthy and organic!" he said proudly.
Healthy and organic? Plotz thought to himself as he kept watching—so far so good i suppose.
"This is Leaky Lake. the biggest lake here in Prickly Pines!" Lazlo said he was standing behind it.
"Here we do swimming lessons, fishing, canoeing. and other stuff." Lazlo said.
"Other stuff!" Clam repeated the last word Lazlo said
"Here are the cabins, this is were we sleep for the summer. here we have the bathrooms, showers. the flag pole and here is the scoutmaster's office! home to our beloved scoutmaster, scoutmaster Lumpus."
Then a tall moose exited the large cabin.
"What do you want Lazlo?"
'We are almost done with your commercial Scoutmaster Lumpus!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. now outta my way!" he said,
"Come, Slinkman."
"Bye scoutmaster Lumpus!"
"Yeah, whatever Lazlo!"
"I hoped you enjoyed the video! come by to Camp Kidney! opening for the summer on June 1st 2010!" Lazlo finished.
Plotz found another one for Acorn Flats.
He clicked play and the consolers witch consists of a White-tailed Deer and a female warthog.
"Hello Squirrel Scouts! my name is Jane Doe and this is my assistant Miss Mucus."
"Hi." she said.
"Miss Mucus, show a bit more enthusiasm this is a commercial to promote our camp." Jane said happily.
"Let's get this over with…" she said as Plotz watched their commercial.
Then he was interrupted with something breaking. it sounded like a window. Oh no please don't be them… Plotz thought as he rushed out of his office. he saw a baseball on the floor and a hole in his window.
"WARNERS!"
"You rang?" Yakko said from behind the C.E.O he jumped several feet back.
"I told you not to do that!" he said. Dot had a baseball glove on her hand. Yakko had a baseball bat in his hands. and Wakko was standing there with his hands behind his back with his tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth.
"Well. i'm glad that your here. because i have a surprise for all of you."
"What is it? is it a date with Gal Gadot for a day?" Yakko asked.
"No! and she's married!"
"You guys are going to camp!"
"Camp?" Yakko asked.
"Oh, like that show! Camp Lazlo!" Wakko said.
"Oh, WE LOVE Camp Lazlo!"
"L-A-Z-L-O
L-A-Z-L-O
L-A-Z-L-O
AND LAZLO WAS HIS NAME-O!" The Warner's sang.
"Yes….. like that…. cartoon you all watched cack in…. 200…..9?" Plotz asked.
"In 2004!" they said.
"Right, right, well i saw some videos of Camp Kidney and Acorn Flats—" Plotz got cut off.
"Uhhhhhhh, Plotzy, Acorn Flats is an all girl camp." Yakko said.
"Not for us Yakko we go to Camp Kidney!" Wakko said.
"Where would i go?" Dot asked.
"You will go to…. Acorn….. Flats." Wakko said disappointed in the fact that their little sister can't go with them into Camp Kidney because of the fact that it's an all-boy-camp and Acorn Flats is an all-girl camp. But they can still see each other like in the cartoon! they hoped so…
"Pack your bags Warners!—you guys are going to Wisconsin!" Plotz tells them. The Warner's were very excited to go to camp. and this wasn't for filming or anything, they were going to an actual summer camp, this was going to be awesome!
After their bags were all packed. Dr. Scratchnsniff. the Studio's P-Psychiatrist. was taking them to LAX.
They sang the theme song all the way there. Yakko starts.
"Attention, campers Attention campers!
it's time for Camp Lazlo!
There were two scouts who made a friend
And Lazlo was his name-o
L-A-Z-L-O
L-A-Z-L-O
L-A-Z-L-O
And Lazlo was his name-o
And then the trio went to camp and turned it upside-down-o
L-A-Z-L-O
L-A-Z-L-O
L-A-Z-L-O
And Lazlo was his name-oooooooo!
Yodelay-hee!"
They all sang then they laughed. this was going to be the best summer ever!
The Warners got to LAX they got their stuff and went to get through customs and all that stuff. they finally made it onto the plane.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot all sat by each other. it was gonna be a three hour flight.
Three hours later. The Warners Landed in Wisconsin.
They all went to grab their bags and go to the front to wait for their bus.
Just then, Wakko and Yakko's bus arrive. it said CAMP KIDNEY on the side of the vehicle.
Then the doors opened to revel a Banana Slug in the driver's seat. he turned his head and had a smile on his face. A bunch of animal 'Toons sat inside.
"Ah, you must be the new Bean Scouts. oh my, I must've miscalculated, i counted three boys. they're are only two." The Banana Slug 'Toon said. looking up from his clipboard.
"Hello Mr. Slinkman!" Wakko waved.
"You must be wakko." Slinkman said
"Yep! and I'm Yakko!" the eldest says
"And who might you be?"
"My name is Dot Warner, I'm their younger sister."
"Can our little sister come with us?" Yakko asked.
Slinkman frowned. he didn't want to tear them apart, but those were the rules. but not by him, not by Scoutmaster Lumpas—Commander Hoo-Haw he's the leader of both Camp Kidney and Acorn Flats.
"Let's go boys." Slinkman says to both the Warner's
Wakko and Yakko both hug their sister.
"Will we be able to see our sister sibling?" Yakko asks Slinkman.
"Yes, Yakko you will be able to see her. Now then you boys. on the bus please. Dot, your bus should be arriving."
"Bye, Dot! we will see you soon!" the Warner Brothers said from the window on the bus as they waved at their sister.
"Bye!" Dot said. they see their bus ride off.
then, another yellow bus arrives.
Dot sees a warthog 'Toon—Miss Mucus driving the bus and a white tailed deer 'Toon with a blue uniform and red neckerchief.
"Oh! you must be Dot Warner! I herd all about you in the Animaniacs cartoon!" she said
"You look cuter in person!" she said.
"Thank you Miss Doe. Or should i say, Mrs. Lumpas." Dot said
Miss Doe laughed. "Please, just Miss Doe is fine Dot." she says.
"Alright." she smiled.
They got on the bus and they went to Prickly Pines.
With the boys they were on the sat next to Lazlo and Raj, Wakko was in between Edward and Sampson. "Hello!" Wakko said.
"Hi." the hamster 'Toon said.
"I'm Wakko! you must be Sampson!" he said in his British accent.
"That's me!" Sampson said as he saw Wakko with his tongue hanging out
"Ewwww! that's disgusting! put your tongue back in your mouth!" the guinea pig said.
"I'm sorry, i can't help it." Wakko said putting his tongue back inside his mouth.
"Hi, i'm Lazlo, these are my friends Clam and Raj!" the orange spider monkey 'Toon said.
"I'm Yakko Warner." he said smiling.
"What are you supposed to be anyway? are you a dog, a cat, bunny?" Raj asked.
"Raj, that's rude." Lazlo told his friend.
"Sorry…" he said.
"It's alright, we get that a lot." Yakko said.
"And i'm not really sure, we were drawn like this and not really identified of who we are." Yakko said.
"So, you work in a studio?" Raj asked.
"Yes we do. we work at warner Brothers—hence our last names." Yakko explained to them.
"Cool!" Lazlo said.
"Yeah, cool!" Raj said
"Is that your brother?" Lazlo asked."Yeah, his name is Wakko." he said "Hi Wakko!" Lazlo said from behind."Hello!" he said in his British accent. Lazlo smiled. "Hey, we should sing a song on the way there!"
"Please don't" Edward said, crossing his arms.
background music starts playing on the way to camp and it was Good Life by OneRepublic
Woke up in London yesterday
Found myself in the city, near picadilly
Don't know how i got here
I got some pictures on my phone
New names that i don't know
Addresses and places like Abby Road
Day turns to night
Night turns to whatever we want
We're young enough to say
Oh, this is gotta be the good life
This has gotta be the good life
This has gotta be the good life, good life
The yellow bus arrives at Prickly Pines, Slinkman was still driving, Acorn Flats' bus was behind them.
"Hey! there's the gate to Camp Kidney!" Yakko said.
"Yay!" the Bean Scouts cheered, as they get off the bus to Camp Kidney.
Once they all were off the bus, Scoutmaster Lumpus was seen sitting on a beach chair, the moose had a grumpy expression on his face like in the show.
Scoutmaster Lumpas is a tall moose 'Toon. His neck was bent with a large Adam's apple. A long head and large orange antlers, small ears and glasses. His legs were skinny and he wore brown shoes. He had his arms crossed as he looked at the Warner's in disgust. He hates happy campers. Especially Lazlo.
Scoutmaster Lumpas was always in a bad mood—just like in the Cartoon. Yakko and Wakko could tell that he wasn't happy that they were at camp. But they were happy and that mattered to them the most.
"Hello, scouts, i'm scoutmaster Lumpus and i'm gonna be your scoutmaster and-HEY NO!" Yakko and Wakko were climbing the flag pole. Lazlo, Clam and Raj were cheering them on. "Go, Yakko and Wakko!" Lazlo said. The other Bean Scouts looked up in awe as the Warner Brothers got to the top of the flag pole.
"GET THOES TWO KIDS DOWN!" Scoutmaster Lumpus yelled. Yakko and Wakko came down. "Hello!" Lumpus shrieked. the Warner kids were right next to him. "Slinkman, what are these… things." the moose 'Toon asked. "Um, they're our new campers sir, Yakko and Wakko Warner."
"We're the Warner Brothers!" both of them said
"Yeah, yeah. I don't care." Lumpus said.
"Come on Scoutmaster Lumpus. they're nice." Lazlo said
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. but if they bother me, they're…." Lumpus lost his train of thought."Just don't bother me Warners!"
"Our new special friend." Yakko said to no one in particular.
"Alright, Yakky and Wakky."
"Um, sir their names are Yakko and Wakko." the Banana Slug told the old moose 'Toon.
"Yeah, whatever." Lumpus says. Slinkman issued their Bean Scout uniforms.
"Ohhh, fun! we can be like the campers from the show!" Yakko said
"Hey, Chip. What show is the new guy talking about?" Skip asked. "I don't know." his brother said. Slinkman gave them their uniforms. Yakko and Wakko go to the bathrooms. Wakko opens the door and he almost threw up.
"That's disgosting!" Wakko said in his accent.
Yakko gagged and made a loud throw us noise—this wasn't like the Water Tower back at Burbank. But they were 'roughing it' so they had to make do with what they had. it wasn't like in L.A. Where they had Starbucks an arcade the Walk of Fame, Hollywood Hills, this was the state of Wisconsin. The location where the cartoon was based off. and their was no cameras or a director anywhere so they weren't acting. this is what they had to go through every summer. well, it's better then back at home where all the actors and the C.E.O and Dr. Scratchnsniff disliked them.
Yakko went into one of the stalls, trying not to touch anything so his fur wouldn't get contaminated. he changed into his uniform and put on his shoes.
Wakko walked out wearing the same thing. Hs red hat off his head as Both Warner Brothers walked out and they saw a line of staff members.
"Aright, Warners. this is the staff members of the camp. Chef McMuesli, Nurse Leslie, the lifeguards and us." Slinkman told them.
"Wow, small staff." Wakko said, Yakko nods.
"Now… you'll be assigned to the…. Jelly cabin." Lumpus said, not caring anymore.
"Um, sir. the jellies already have Lazlo, Clam and Raj." Slinkman said.
"Alright. Lazlo, since you're the cabin leader. are you okay with two more cabinets?" Lumpus asked.
"Yeah, were completely fine with that." Lazlo said
"Yay!" both Warners said.
They were walking to their cabin. Yakko was walking next to Clam and Wakko was walking next to Lazlo
Raj was in between the four 'Toons, Lazlo stopped.
"Here we are!" the orange Brazilian spider monkey said as he stopped in front of a cabin. it was blue with screen mesh around it so masquitos won't get into the cabin at night. on the outside it was decorated with plastic flamingos and peace sign flags stings lights were also hanging. and a large piece sign flag was on the roof on smaller ones were strings and they were on their cabin. the sign said JELLY hung above the door.
"Here we are!"
"Faboo!"
"Cool!" both Warner's said.
They walk inside the cabin. their were now five beds instead of three, Slinkman probably put them there hours before the Warner's arrived at camp.
"Yakko and Wakko put their backpacks on their beds, Yakko's being by the door and Wakko's being by the Tiki head of Lazlo, Clam and Raj.
"Yakko, I'm hungry."
"Let's go to the mess hall." Lazlo said happily, Clam and Raj agreed.
It was settled, the Warner's snd Jelly beans all go to the mess hall. they open the doors. the other campers, not even noticing them. The Warner's walk to the lunch line. Chef McMuesli smiled.
"Hello, Warners! i have a special treat, sushi! just my way of saying, 'Welcome to Camp Kidney from Las Angles!"
"Oh, wow thanks Chef McMuesli!" Wakko said.
"No problem, hey are you from England?"
"No, i was drawn in Burbank, California." Wakko answers the Chef's queston.
"Oh, okay. well you tell me what you guys want. we have Spicy tuna, California and avocado rolls
"Spicy tuna please. and my brother eats a lot so he needs more food then me." Yakko said.
Wakko smiled, tongue sticking out and he nods. Lazlo walked up to them and grabbed some sushi too. the Warner's both walk to a table with Lazlo, Clam and Raj.
"Hey, guys, so after this what do you wanna do?" Lazlo asked
"I have an idea! let's play football!" Wakko said.
"That's a good idea! i have some gear back at our cabin!" Raj said.
"hut hut!" Clam said
"Uhhhhhhhhh, guys. he means soccer." Yakko said.
"Ohhhhhh!" the Jelly cabin scouts said.
"Yep!" Yakko said, eating his sushi.
The Squirrel Scouts then arrive at Acorn Flats.
Dot steps out of the bus with Patsy, Gretchen and Nina.
"Hi, I'm Dot Warner." she told the other campers.
"Hi, Dot, i'm Amber." the European Rabbit 'Toon said
"And I'm Almondine a Horned Owl 'Toon greeted the Warner sister.
After their meet and greet. Miss. Doe asks Dot to come to her office to get her Squirrel Scout uniform.
"Here you go, Dot. your uniform." Miss. Doe said.
Dot grabbed it out of her hands and into her gloved ones.
"Thank you, Miss. Doe." she told her den mother.
"Oh, your welcome Dot. now get ready, were going to do makeovers!"
"Ohhhh yay!" Dot said as she got in her uniform.
Dot looks in the mirror. "I look cuter!" She told the other girls in her cabin. Her cabin mates were, Nina, Gretchen and Patsy.
"You do look even more adorable." Patsy said
"Thank you Patsy." Dot bats her eyelashes
An hour passed, Patsy, Nina and Gretchen decided to go to Camp Kidney to visit the Bean Scouts.
"Are we allowed to go to Camp Kidney?" Dot asked.
"Oh right! i've seen the cartoon. but their aren't any camera or film crew around here right?"
all the Squirrel Scouts laughed. "No, Dot theirs no cameras at camp!"
"Really, so Steven spealberg isn't here?"
"You mean that guy who directed E.T? no." Nina said Dot nods and they make their way over to Camp Kidney with was on the other side of Leaky Lake.
"You must meet my brothers! they're awesome!"
"They're not gonna hit on us are they?" Gretchen asked. "Because i don't want any gross boys hitting on me!" she scowled.
"Don't worry, if they do. i have a secret weapon." Dot said taking out her mallet out of thin air. it was the one she used in the cartoon.
She fixed her Buret and continued walking to Camp Kidney, Once they got there. Dot saw the sign, and there Dot saw her brothers with three bean scouts."Yakko! Wakko!" Dot said running towards them."Dot!" They both said, Yakko ran to her and hugged the Warner sister.
"Oh, hello!" Lazlo said
"Dot!" he said.
The Warner sister laughed, she hugged her big brother "Are you okay?" Wakko asked.
"Yeah." she said Yakko went behind her. "Are you sure the campers aren't giving you a hard time?"
"No, Yakko. Gretchen, Patsy and Nina are very nice Toons."
Yakko smiled. "Hi girls!"
"Hi!" All three Squirrel Scouts said
"I'm, Yakko, and this is my brother Wakko."
"He's adorable!" Nina said petting him. he wagged his tail and barked like a dog.
"Hey! i'm supposed to be the cute one!" Dot said. Yakko smiled and picks her up.
"Well you are, Dot. and nothing will change that. you still are the cute one to us. and that uniform you have on makes you look especially adorable!" Yakko said.
"Really?"
"Really, sister sibling." they touched noses.
That night the Bean and Squirrel Scouts were sitting by the fire roasting marshmallows. The Warner siblings were telling stories about their cartoon.
"It was the first day of shooting. when we were doing the intro for it when we were jumping off the water tower. it took us thirty takes to get to right, thirty! because he was too chicken to get down!" Yakko said looking at his little brother.
"Yeah, WAKKO!" Dot said jokingly.
"Hey! don't call me out, DOT surprisingly, you didn't remember your lines for the cutie and the beast episode. remember that day, you cussed out everyone that works there."
"She did?!" Lazlo said in shock and disbelief.
"Yep!"
All the campers laughed, including Yakko and Wakko." Dot, however. wasn't laughing.
"It wasn't funny." she said
"Yes it was."
"Well it wasn't funny when i got yelled by Mr. Plotz in his office after shooting!"
"Hey, it could've been worse. you would've gotten yelled at by your brother." Edward said smirking.
"I will wipe that smirk off your face Edward!" Patsy scolded.
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah! so be quiet!" Patsy said bringing her fist up in the air.
"Fine." Edward crossed his arms.
"I don't yell at my sibs." Yakko said proud of himself. "Oh, really Yakko. good for you!" Lazlo cheered on the eldest Warner Brother. Yakko smiled as they all continued on with their stories and ate marshmallows.
Yakko and Wakko went to Jelly can and got into bed after changing into their PJ's Yakko had on a LAKERS Jersey with the shorts, and Wakko had a LooneyTunes shirt on with blue PJ pants. Wakko got under the covers.
"Night guys." Yakko said, yawning.
"Goodnight, Yakko and Wakko." Raj said.
They all went to sleep. They had a very good time on their first day of camp.
Dot was getting ready for bed. she wore her PJ's on the show and got into her comfy pink bed.
"Goodnight girls." she sad
"Goodnight, Dot." Patsy said. They turn off the lights.
As the first day of camp came to a close for the Warner Sister.