Re: zero Love, passion and tenderness

by Luigi1500

I had too many weird ideas in my head and decided to write this down. So now, Emilia and Rem loves each others, Ram loves her sister too much, Roswall have a strip club and Subaru have a ton of love interests, including Felix. If you want to read a very strange and funny fanfiction, this is the one.

1. A 'normal'day in the mansion

RE: ZERO

Love, passion and tenderness at the manor.

Disclaimer: Re:zero is the exclusive property of Tappei Nagatsuki. I don't own Re:zero. Also I just make that fanfiction for fun and to make people laugh, take nothing seriously. I know very well that I may have change the personality of the characters just a little bit to make things a little more interesting. The story makes no sense and that's the goal. I just wanted to make a story so random that people will just say "What the fu*k". If you're here to read a serious story, please go read something else. If you have any idea to make this funnier, write it down in the comments and I will try my best to incorporate it in the story. This story is also on Wattpad.

This story takes place in a parallel world. In this world, Betelgeuse did not attack, he was too lazy and went on vacation instead. He is not the bishop of sloth for nothing. Instead, Subaru returned to the mansion with Rem and continued his life as a butler. Emilia also forgave him for his behavior in the capital after a week. This story begins a month after his return.

Chapter 1: A 'normal' day in the mansion.

Subaru was sleeping peacefully in his bed when suddenly… * knock * knock * knock *

"Ah, not already."

Subaru was woken up by the sound of the door.

"Hey, Barusu, wake up" Ram said from the other side of the door.

"But, it's just four in the morning."

"You should be on your feet already, weakling. Stop hurting your bed with your disgusting body."

"That's not very nice, my dear Ram."

"Sorry, I do not understand the weakling."

"Give me 15 minutes."

"10 seconds, no more ..."

"What!?!"

Subaru got up and hurried to get dressed.

"3,2,1 ..."

"No, Ram, wait."

Ram snapped open the door.

"Ah, hello Ram" Subaru said with a nice smile.

Subaru was only in briefs, not having enough time to change.

"Well, I've had enough."

"What's wrong my dear Ram? You find me so beautiful that you lose your breath."

"* Sigh * You infuriate me so much that I think I'm going to kill you here and now."

"You say that, Ram, but you like me, don't you?"

Subaru gave a nice wink.

"El Fura!"

A blade of air cut Subaru's neck. His head rolled to the ground.

"Ah! Weakling ..."

.

.

.

"Ahhhhh !", exclaimed Subaru.

He looked around, he was in his bed, the clock read 3:45. He got up and went to get dressed right away.

"This time, I'll be ready."

Around 4 o'clock ...

knock knock knock*

Subaru opened the door.

"Hello, my beautiful Ram, I am ready to work."

Subaru nevertheless felt a certain fear when he saw Ram.

"I seriously underestimated you Barusu, I thought you would have died in your sleep, because the oxygen would have abandoned you."

"Just how low your expectations are from me?"

"You're so bad that I have no expectations. The very fact that you breathe is impressive."

"Ram, you should start respecting me over time."

"No, go die."

"* Sigh * Can I start working?"

"Take the broom and clean the hallways."

Subaru took the broom and started to work.

/

A little later… Around 9 am.

Emilia watched Rem work outside through one of the hallway windows.

"She is so beautiful when she plants the flowers. She has such beautiful blue hair and beautiful blue eyes. Her body is perfect, I would love so much that her little fingers caress me. She is so kind and optimistic. She cares about her friends and pushes them to be better people."

Emilia continued to look at Rem and lost track of time.

"Hello, my beautiful Emilia."

"Ah !!!, Subaru, what are you doing here?"

"I was going to make the breakfast with Ram when I decided to say hello to the most beautiful woman in the world."

"Ah… thank you, Subaru."

"So, my beautiful Emilia, what are you doing on this beautiful day?"

"Ehhhh… nothing in particular…"

"You are sure, your beautiful amethyst eyes avoid my gaze."

Subaru then looked at the window and saw Rem.

"Ah, you were looking at Rem."

"!!! N-no, you're wrong!"

"Ah Emilia, you can't lie to me, I know you too well."

"Ok, ok, I was looking at Rem."

"I understand, she is rather beautiful, is it not?"

"Yes, very beautiful, she is very hot", said Emilia while blushing.

"Emilia, why are you blushing?"

"I-I don't blush, you don't have work to do, go do it."

"But Emilia, I must recharge my batteries well with your radiant face."

"Come on, Subaru, I don't want to hold you any longer."

"Okay, my dear, we'll see you later."

"Yes, yes Subaru, see you later."

With that, Subaru curtsied and left for the kitchen.

"Hey, Puck!"

Puck materialized in front of Emilia.

"What's the matter, Lia?"

"Why didn't you warn me that Subaru was coming?"

"Because he's a good guy and he has a good influence on you."

"Yes, but now he must have doubts that I love Rem."

"Lia, you're sure it's a healthy love?"

"What do you mean?"

"For example, you stalk her permanently and you spend the night sniffing her old pillow that you stole. You even have a box with hair from her."

"Yes and so?"

"Lia, I'm worried about your sanity."

"Instead of worrying, take this paper and pencil and approach Rem to do her portrait."

"Uh… Lia, why did you have this on you?"

"None of your business, now do it."

"* Sigh * Ok, Lia ..."

/

A little later, in the kitchen ...

"Hey, Barusu, go get Lord Roswall for his breakfast."

"Isn't that supposed to be your job?"

"I want to take a break from your face."

"It wouldn't be the same if you went looking for Roswall?"

"Yes, maybe, but I don't feel like walking there."

"So you're forcing me to do the work you don't want to do on me."

"Yes exactly."

"This is totally unfair."

"What is unfair is to put up with you, Barusu."

"Why so much hatred, Ram?

"There's no real reason, you're just ugly."

"…"

"Come on, go get Roswall."

"No."

"What, Barusu?"

"I want to hear an apology for your attitude towards me."

"Barusu, are you going or not?"

"Not before hearing an apology."

"Barusu, you go there or you will regret it."

Ram looked Subaru in the eye and had a kitchen knife in her right hand. She had a threatening look. Subaru was taken by a great sense of fear, the memories of his last death convinced him that Ram was not bluffing.

"Ok, ok, Ram, I'm going."

"You made the right choice, Barusu."

Subaru opened the kitchen door and rushed off to Roswall's office.

/

At Roswall's office ...

Subaru quietly opened the door.

"Lord Roswall, I'm going in."

Sniff *

"What !??", ask Subaru.

Subaru was confused about what was going on. Roswall was snorting a line of white powder off his desk. The same white powder that his father sniffed on his birthday for fun.

"Mr. Roswall?"

"Huh, oh, Subarrrrru-kun, how long have you been here?"

"About 30 seconds."

"So, have you seen it all?"

"Yes sir."

"Ehh…, hum…, ZA WARUDO !!!"

"Mr. Roswall? Are you okay?"

"Ha ha ha, bad series."

"Series? ..."

"My beautiful Subarrru-kun, let's forget what just happened and tell me what you wanted to tell me."

"Uh…, ok, your breakfast awaits you in the kitchen, sir."

"Ok, perfect, my beautiful child."

"With that, I'm going, my lord."

"Wait, my handsome Subarrru."

"Y-yes, my lord."

Subaru was starting to feel uncomfortable.

"How old are you my beautiful Subaru?"

"17 years old, sir."

"Ah too bad… When are you celebrating your birthday, my beautiful Subaru?"

"In a month."

"So I'm going to look forward to this day."

"Ok… now I really have to go, Mr. Roswall."

"For you, it's just Roswall, okay, my beautiful child."

"Ok, bye, Roswall."

"See you later, my darling."

Subaru left Roswall's office and felt an immense sense of relief when he was far enough away.

/

Subaru resumed work afterwards. He notably went to the gardens to help Rem.

"My dearest Rem."

"Yes, Subaru-kun."

"Do you find that your sister behaves normally?"

"Why this question, Subaru-kun?"

"Sometimes I think she seriously wants to kill me."

"Ha ha ha, Subaru-kun, let's see, my sister wouldn't hurt a fly."

"Oh yeah? ..."

Subaru had serious doubts.

"In any case, she's super sweet to me."

"How ?", said Subaru planting a flower.

"For example, when we take our bath together, she caresses me tenderly and she washes me absolutely everywhere in such a delicate way" Rem said while cutting the bushes as if nothing had happened.

"Do you have any other examples?"

Subaru had stopped working, he was too curious.

"Sometimes she takes me from behind and pecks me in the neck."

"Great, continue ..."

"Some nights, we sleep together and she caresses me all night."

"Ok, ok ..."

"On our last birthday, we both slept completely naked in the same bed. She spent the night cuddling me and giving me little pecks. She was whispering such sweet things in my ear like: "You are so beautiful Rem", "I love to stroke you and feel tout close to me" or even "I love you so much Rem". I don't know if she had a fever, but she was really hot that night."

Rem unpacked it all while continuing to work as if nothing had happened.

"Ehh…, Rem?"

"Yes, Subaru-kun."

"Are you sure you have a normal relationship with your sister?"

"Oh, Subaru-kun, don't worry, it's sisterly love."

"Hmm… not sure."

"Anyway, there is only one person or maybe two in my heart and Ram loves Roswall, at least I think ..."

"Hey, Rem, can I ask who this special person is?"

"No, it's a secret, but I'll give you some clues."

"Okay."

"She has silver hair and beautiful amethyst eyes."

"It's Emilia, isn't it?"

"W-what, how did you guess !?!"

"There are not millions of people who fit this definition."

"Subaru-kun, can you keep this a secret, I'm not ready to confess my feelings to her."

"I don't think you have to worry."

"What do you mean?"

"Better you don't know."

"Oh well, in that case, Subaru-kun, do you have someone in your heart?"

"Ah, now that you ask my dear Rem, I always believed that I loved a certain person, but since I met another person in the capital, I am really not sure. I hesitate a lot. I almost love them equally."

"And can I get to know this new person, Subaru-kun?"

"Oh, it's F-"

"Ahhh !!!"

A loud cry from the cedar that Rem was cutting surprised Rem and Subaru.

"Rem !, you almost cut off my head."

Puck came out of the bush.

"Hey Puck, what were you doing here?", said Subaru.

"Uh ..."

"My little Puck, what are you hiding behind your back?", said Rem.

"Uh…, um… how to put it…"

Puck looked distraught at the situation.

"Come on Puck, you don't need to hide anything from me, I'm not going to hurt you" Rem said with a lovely smile.

"Hmm…, hey, it's not Emilia over there !", cried Puck.

"WHERE THAT !!!" an elated Rem shouted.

"Rem, calm down", said Subaru.

"No, I have to find Emilia, she's around!"

"But work ...'"

"Who cares about work! Emilia's face is worth more than all the gold in the world."

"Rem, wait!"

Subaru blocked the path to try to bring her to her senses.

"Subaru, move out of my way!"

"Not until you calm down, Puck just said that to slip away."

"Stop opposing my love!"

Rem hit Subaru in the stomach, he collapsed to the ground.

"Ouch ..."

Rem then ran off to find her beloved.

"… Puck, a little help…"

No answer.

"That confirms my theory well ..."

/

15 minutes later ...

"Hey, Barusu, stop shaming the earth, I know you're trying to serve as compost, but it's just shaming the planet."

"Ram… help me, please."

"Hmmph."

Ram helped Subaru to stand with great disdain.

"Thanks, Ram."

"I only did because Rem, my beautiful and attractive sister, asked me to."

"Speaking of Rem, how do you love her?"

"As a sister should love her sister."

"And if you had to place the strength of this love on a scale of 1 to 10, what strength you would give it."

"Infinite!"

"That is what I thought."

"In any case, it's infinite times more than you."

"At least I don't have zero."

"Shut up and go clean the toilet instead."

"* Sigh * , okay."

/

In front of the bathroom door.

"* Sigh * Still doing the jobs nobody wants to do."

Subaru opened the door.

"Oh, what a nice surprise."

By luck, Subaru found himself in Beatrice's magical room.

"Ah, it's you again", said Beatrice with great disdain.

"But wouldn't it be my beautiful Beatrice."

"Go away, you're bothering me and can you stop with your gentlemanly act, I told you before, it doesn't make you sexier around Emilia, you just look more stupid, already than you used to be."

"But Beatrice, I must redeem myself for my behavior in the capital and improve myself to deserve Emilia. And also, what's wrong with you today Beactrice, normally it's Ram who behaves like this."

Subaru felt a sense of fear when he mentioned Ram's name.

"I was reading something important, you interrupted me."

"What were you reading?"

"It's none of your business."

"Please tell me."

"No."

"If it's like that."

Subaru positioned himself behind Beatrice to see what Beatrice was reading, but she closed the book immediately.

"Hey Beatrice! I just wanted to watch a bit."

"You are so annoying , I just want to read in peace."

"But, my beautiful Beatrice, it is much more fun to read when we share our reading with someone else."

"You are the last person with whom I would like to share my reading."

"But Beatrice, you say that when you've never tried."

"Precisely, I do not want to try, especially not with you."

"But let's see Beatrice, why don't you want me to see this book?"

"It's my book, not yours, leave me alone."

"Come on, let me see it."

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"I beg of you…"

Subaru was on his knees and begged Beatrice.

"No is no."

"Ah…, ok then. I am going then."

"Perfect, thank you."

Subaru turned and walked for the door. Beatrice began to read again. However, when he put his hand on the doorknob, he suddenly turned, ran up to Beatrice and snatched her book from her when she had her guard down.

"Ah, you dirty monster!"

Subaru opened the book and quickly began to read it.

"No, Subaru, stop!"

Subaru was stunned by the contents of the book. He had just unraveled Beatrice's greatest secret. He would never have believed that Beatrice had a book like this in her possession. He wanted to read the book aloud to annoy her a bit, but he held back, because the book was actually yaoi (gay hentai).

"Beatrice ..."

"Yes, Subaru."

Beatrice was very embarrassed, she no longer knew where to look.

"This book…"

"Yes…"

"You can take it back."

Subaru gave the book back to Beatrice.

"Now you know."

"I didn't know you liked that kind of thing… What Jean was doing to Armin in the book was hardcore."

"What do you want me to tell you, I have needs, I need these books from time to time. I'm not for staying here all eternity without having any form of excitement from time to time."

"Yes, I understand, but you did say "these" books, so that means that you have several"

"Oh, *." Beatrice sweared when she realized that she had just made the situation worse.

Subaru hurried to check the contents of the books in the shelves, it was all yaoi.

"Wow, you really have a huge collection of yaoi, I didn't think that of you, how come today all books are yaoi, so when I came before, they were general books?"

"But it always has been, it's just happen that you were too stupid to notice it. It just so happened that today I put the most explicit ones on the shelves that you just checked in order to reorganize them and then put them back in the darker sections of the library, why you had to come today, you big idiot."

Now that Subaru knew it, he noticed that every book he had read so far in the library was about men in "bromance" situations where there was a lot of weird "sword fighting" and a lot of mention of "milk".

"Beatrice, are all these books yours?"

"Ehhh…, not officially, I'm only the guardian of this place. The real owner liked "knowledge" very much. She was a great expert in this domain."

"'She'? Roswall was not the owner?"

"Subaru, you know too much. Get out!"

"But, Beatrice, I love you too much to go away now."

"Get out!"

"But Beatrice, come on, it's not the end of the world."

"You go out or you die."

Beatrice was very angry and she had a magical aura around her. Subaru was suddenly very scared.

"Ok, ok… I'm leaving. Don't hurt me."

Subaru went to the door and turned the handle.

"Hey, Subaru."

"Yes, Beatrice."

"If you tell someone else what you saw and heard here, you're dead."

"Yes Madam."

Subaru opened the door and left.

When Subaru had gone out, he reopened the door, but this time it gave on the toilet.

"Oh! Subbbbaru-kun, it is a pleasure to see you."

"…"

Subaru closed the door as quickly as possible. This image of Roswall sitting on the toilet bowl deeply traumatized him. Subaru therefore continued his working day as best he could until 17h00.

/

Meanwhile in Emilia's room ...

"Here Lia, I finished the drawing of Rem."

Puck showed Rem's drawing to Emilia.

"Yes! Give that!"

Emilia snatched Rem's drawing from Puck's hands.

"Thanks, Puck. Finally, I will be able to observe Rem's face 24 hours a day. I will be able to go to bed with his face on and wake up in the morning. Oh yeah…"

Emilia had worrying eyes as she looked at drawing of Rem.

"Lia, try to restrain yourself a little, what would Subaru say if he saw you now."

"Puck, you don't understand, how could I resist her beautiful face? Ha ha ha ..."

Emilia had a mischievous look. Her amethyst eyes emitted a glow.

"Lia, why don't you go and confess your feelings to her like a normal person, believe me the feelings are mutual."

"Puck, Puck, Puck, you don't understand anything, you have to desire the other, not just love her. You have to stalk and love from the shadows. We must restrain ourselves as much as possible in order to then unleash a love bomb on the other."

"…"

"In the meantime, I'm going to stalk her, dream about her, steal her hair on her brush and sniff her scent on her cushions. Ha ha ha ..."

"Lia, it's sick logic. You have to stop this."

Emilia put her finger on Puck's mouth.

"Shuuuuuush… Puck, it's 5:00 pm, you're going back to my crystal now."

"* Sigh *"

Puck returned to the crystal.

"Now let's take a look at this drawing."

Emilia sat down and stared intently at Rem's drawing.

"One day, my beautiful Rem, one day ..."

/

Later, in the bath ...

"Ram, did you have a nice day?"

"Yes, my beautiful sister and it just got better."

"What do you mean?"

"Seeing you is a gift for the eyes. Your body is so gorgeous with its perfect curves. You have beautiful legs, beautiful buttocks, beautiful breasts with the perfect size and wonderful blue eyes that I get lost in so often. You are not a rare pearl, you are more than that, for you are more beautiful than the most magnificent of pearls. I don't know a more beautiful woman than you. If I weren't your sister, I would marry you right away."

"Oh, Ram, you're so sweet."

"Yeah, yeah, I know."

Ram was clearly taking the opportunity to get an eyeful.

"Now, Rem turn around, I'll clean your back."

"Okay, sister."

"Mmmm…, such beautiful hair."

Ram delighted in touching Rem's hair.

"Not as beautiful as yours, my sister."

Ram soaped her hands and began to wash Rem's back.

"Ehhh .., Ram."

"Yes, my beautiful Rem."

"Normally, not everyone uses a cloth to wash other people's backs."

"Maybe, but I prefer the hand, especially when it's with you."

"Ok then…"

"Perfect."

Ram took the opportunity to touch Rem almost everywhere.

"Hmmm… such a nice back and a nice butt" Ram said in a very sensual tone. Hmm, oh yeah.

Ram was clearly ecstatic, she let her finger slide along Rem's curves.

"Wow, Ram, getting washed by you is inexplicably exciting."

"Yes, yes, I know… my heart pound every time I touch you. Now let's do the front."

"Oh, Ram ..."

Ram leaned against Rem's back and hugged her tenderly. Her hands were now on Rem's stomach.

"Rem, you have such a beautiful body, I'm happy to be your sister, so I can have you all alone from time to time."

"Me too, Ram, I love you, you are probably the best sister in the world."

"Thanks Rem, now let's wash a little higher."

"Oh, Ram!"

Ram put her hands on Rem's breasts to "wash" them.

"Oh yes, such a beautiful body."

"Ram, you're so nice to me, that fills me with joy."

"I can't hold back, I love you too much."

"Oh, my sister!"

Ram started pecking Rem's neck and touching her all over the place. For 15 long and erotic minutes, Ram continued to express her "sisterly" love for her sister.

"Now, Rem, let's swap places."

"Okay."

Rem and Ram swapped places and Rem proceeded to wash Ram's back with her hands.

"Oh yes, YES, right there" Ram exulted, not getting the same sort of satisfaction her sister had earlier.

5 minutes later…

"Hey, Rem."

"Yes my sister."

"You who have such wonderful breasts, could you use them instead of your hands?"

"Ehhh ..."

"All the sisters who love each other do it."

"Ok then…"

Rem complied to her sister's request.

"Mhhhh…, OH YES !!! YES !!! KEEP ON GOING !!! I LOVE YOU, REM!"

/

Meanwhile, on the other side of the door.

"It's seriously the best thing I've seen in my whole life", said a very pleased Subaru.

He was looking at Rem and Ram through the keyhole.

"I would have preferred it to be Rem and Emilia, but it's still an excellent show. This erotic tension and the taboo aspect is what I like the most. Sisterly love, yeah, I doubt it."

"Hey, Subbbbaru-kun."

"Ouahhh !!!"

Subaru jumped.

"Honey, are you okay?"

"Y-yes, my…, eh .. Roswall."

"You are sure, your nose is bleeding."

Subaru was bleeding heavily from his nose, a long streak of blood was running from his nose to his chin. Drops of blood began to fall to the ground, so much that he bled from his nose.

"Oh, it's because, ehh .., I banged against the door earlier."

"Ah, okay then."

"Roswall, do you want something from me?"

"Yes, I want you!"

"What?!?"

Subaru suddenly realized that Roswall was only in a speedo.

"Ha ha ha, Subbbbaru-kun, you should have seen your face."

"Yeah…, ha ha…"

Subaru almost had a heart attack.

"Seriously, my darling, do you want to take a bath with me between men?"

"Ehhh ..."

"Come on, darling, we're the only men in the mansion at this hour."

"Roswall, I'd like to, but I've already had my bath."

Subaru lied to avoid a bath with him.

"Oh, it's a shame, I would have liked a relaxing bath with you, we would have had a lot of fun. This is my last moment of peace before tomorrow, I have two busy days tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."

"Sorry."

"Oh, it's okay. Good night, my sweetie."

"Good night Roswall."

With that, Roswall opened the door to the bath.

"Roswall, no !!!", cried Subaru.

"Oh !, hello Ram."

"Oh, my lord, I'm very happy to see you."

"Ram, did you hit your nose on the door too? You are bleeding from your nose."

"Yes, ha ha… that's it."

Subaru was stunned, Roswall had just seen Ram and Rem naked and it was as if nothing had happened. And why was the door open from the start?

"Perhaps it is time for me to go to bed, but first I must go and take my letter to Emilia."

/

In Emilia's room ...

"* Sigh * Stupid paperwork, I'd rather look at my drawing of Rem instead", said Emilia.

Emilia was in her room filling out paperwork relating to the royal selection. She had to fill out a lot of paperwork every now and then, which made her work late at night sometimes.

knock knock knock*

"* Sigh * I'm coming ..."

Emilia left her work and opened the door.

"Hello, my dear Emilia, are you having a nice evening?", said Subaru with a beautiful smile.

"Subaru, it's late and I have work to do, what you have to tell me cannot wait until tomorrow."

"But Emilia, what I have to make you read is of the greatest importance."

"Well, ok, Subaru, come into my room and let me read your thing."

Subaru entered Emilia's room and noticed the impressive number of documents on Emilia's desk.

"Here, Emilia, I put all my love in this letter."

"A letter? You couldn't tell me that in person."

"Oh, Emilia-tan, it would be too embarrassing to tell you this in person and I find it romantic to write a love letter to the person you love."

"Oh good, if you say so."

Emilia sat down in front of her desk and looked at the letter. It was written "To: Emilia-tan From: Subaru ". She gently opened the envelope and read the message. She guessed it was a love letter, but it was so badly written that she couldn't quite make sense of it. It was riddled with spelling, grammar and syntax errors. Also, the text was supposed to be a poem, but the rhymes didn't work and the number of syllables didn't match. She knew Subaru had only recently learned to read and write in the local language, but even then you had to really be bad at writing to give birth to such an atrocity. From what she understood from the poem, Subaru said that he loved her very much and that she was the most woman in the world.

"So, Emilia, do you like my letter, have my feelings reached you?"

"Subaru, um, your letter is rather special, but next time, tell me in person, it will be better."

"What? My letter is bad, you don't love me. Oh, my heart hurts."

"No, no, Subaru, your letter is very, ehhh…, special and unique in its development, but I think you would have done better to express yourself in person."

"Is it because I write badly? "

"Ha ha, no, Subaru, your writing style is ………… .. one of a kind."

"Well, if you say so, next time, I will express my love by myself, without a letter."

"Perfect, it's good Subaru, now can you leave me? I still have a lot of work to do."

"All right Emilia-tan, good night."

"Good night, Subaru."

Subaru left Emilia's room, curtsying.

"* Sigh * It's time to resume my work. I might as well get rid of this letter as quickly as possible."

Emilia took the letter and held it up to one of her candles to burn it. Suddenly, at the same moment, the door opened again and Subaru reappeared.

"Sorry to bother you again, but I had to tell you before going to bed, because I haven't said it yet today, I lo… Huh?"

Subaru saw Emilia burn her letter in front of her eyes, only ashes remained.

"Subaru, no, that's not what you think."

Emilia was looking at Subaru in a panicked manner, she didn't think he would come back to tell her anything else.

"Emilia! It's my love that you just burned. What have I done to deserve this? Why why! Oh, what a cruel world."

The world of Subaru had just fallen apart, tears began to slide down his face. Emilia felt so bad.

"S-Subaru, I can explain everything to you."

"Ah, yes ... * sniff *"

"Ah, you see, ehhhh ……"

Emilia was forcing herself really hard to invent an explanation to save her face. If she could, she would ask Puck to help her, but it was after 5:00 p.m., so she had to fend for herself.

"Emilia ..."

Subaru had a look of distress and desolation. Emilia had to hurry up before Subaru die of sadness.

"Ehh, Subaru, in my culture, you see, we burn love letters so that ehhhhh, the goddess of love receives it and thus ehhhhhhh approves love and gives her blessing. Yes, that's it, I wasn't destroying your letter because I found it bad, no, it's for the goddess to give us her blessing."

"Ah yes, what is the name of this goddess?"

Emilia forced herself to invent a name on the spot.

"Ehhh, Albedo…?"

"Emilia, why this hesitation and why does this name seem familiar to me?"

"For nothing."

"Ok, so you really liked my letter."

"Yes, yes Subaru, Albedo will surely give us her blessing."

"Ah, that was a close call, I was starting to believe that you hated my letter."

"Ha ha, of course not, Subaru."

"Ah, it's so like that, I feel relieved. Well, in that case goodbye Emilia and I love you."

"Yes, that's it, Subaru, bye."

Subaru closed the door and left for good.

"This Subaru, there is no stranger than him, just come back to tell me that he loved me, ha ha ha. He's pretty nice at heart."

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Subaru finally went to his room.

"Ah finally…"

Subaru collapsed on his bed after his bed after a trying day. He thought about the two days off he would have starting tomorrow. Roswall had announced last week that all employees would have two days tomorrow and the day after to thank them. However, now that he was in his quiet bed, he remembered that Albedo was the name of the succubus he had met when he was teleported to the strange world with his friends. If he was right, she loved a lich and Rem had developed a certain friendship with her. Had Emilia invented her whole story with the goddess of love and had taken the name Albedo, because it was the first name she had in mind. Subaru thought that was impossible, because it would mean that Emilia would have lied to him and that in reality she had not liked his letter. He didn't thought too much about it, it all had to be a big coincidence. After a while, Subaru fell asleep and dreamed of his new love he had met in the capital.