Hi, this is DaniMason. Since it is approaching summer I will hopefully be writing more so please follow me and you will stay updated on all the stories I will post. I know Area 51 happened a year ago and this very late but I had time and I wanted to write this. Please review and tell me what I can fix. I don't own the Magic School Bus.
6/17/21 Edited it for clarity
-DaniMason
On one fateful day Miss. Frizzle's class came into her classroom. It was hot outside so everyone was wearing shorts and t-shirts. Once everyone sat down,
Arnold said, "I hope that there won't be a field trip today."
Dorothy Ann as usual consulted her books, though this time it was a math book and she also had a calculator. Finally, after furious scribbling and typing, she said,
"The chances of not having a field trip is 0.0001% with the data from all her other classes too." with an academic tone.
Arnold said, "I have a really bad feeling about this field trip."
Wanda said, "Oh calm down you wuss."
Wanda and the rest of the class should have listened, ran, and taken a day of being absent because they were doomed. Luckily they had Magic on their side. Janet the most hated person in the classroom, only Arnold tolerated her and that didn't mean much since he yelled at her too, she walked into the classroom with her Tik Tok live stream on.
She shrieked "We are going to save the aliens two weeks early and I will be internet famous!"
All of the class looked at each other, stomachs dropping, all of them thinking "This is bad I hope we don't die." They had all gotten talked to by the principal because he didn't have any faith in his students and teachers. It was insulting but fair since they had the most incidents on file out of every school in the district. And saying they weren't a middle school, that was saying something.
Anyway, the principal said "For all things holy, please don't go to Area 51, even the guy who made it said it was a joke, please don't do it. Please if you have to, go to Alienstock. Hopefully, it won't turn into Woodstock '99." He muttered the last part but the microphone caught it anyway.
The grim reaper or the grim tickler (Veggietales, VeggieTales…) Miss Frizzle walked in. Her dress confirmed her plans, it was brown and green camo with white alien heads embroidered on her dress.
Carlos said, "You are looking very War of the Worlds today."
Everyone said "Carlos!" Even though it was a really clever dad joke, at this point they just said it whenever he made any kind of joke.
Wanda sprayed him with a squirt bottle and said "Bad Carlos!"
Miss Frizzle said, "Wanda I have told you, do not spray your classmates, it is considered assault according to the district and principal."
Janet was asking questions to Miss Frizzle.
"Miss Frizzle, where is our field trip today?"
"We are going to save the aliens, two weeks early. Load up, kids!"
The kids loaded up, with only Janet looking excited. Carlos got validation from the comments once they were loaded and Janet said
"Carlos, my live stream loved your joke!"
Carlos looked smug and the rest of the class looked scared at the onslaught of impending jokes in their future. Well if they survive this.
Arnold said, "Can we not go, we could die!"
For once Wanda was on the same page as Arnold, a rare event since her mother had alligators or crocodiles in their bathtub at one time. "I can't believe I am saying this but Arnold is right, we could die!"
At this everyone's stomach dropped and they got their phones out and started writing their wills. Janet already had hers written due to her death-defying stunts on her Tik Tok.
Phoebe said, "At my old school, we were never sent to our death to save the aliens at Area 51."
That was a very accurate assessment of their situation. Lucky everyone had their phones so they sent their goodbyes and wills.
Miss Frizzle said, "Liz, they have no appreciation for all the hard work that went into this."
As they were flying to Nevada, calls from frantic parents came rolling in after they read their children's wills and goodbyes they sent. The loudest of all being Arnold's Mom and Dad along with Janet's Mom and Dad since both of them saw Janet's live stream. And the news helicopters were following them.
Twenty minutes later the United States Army caught up to them and said
"Valerie Frizzle, stand down. Otherwise, you will get shot."
Janet started crying, the situation finally hitting her while Arnold was trying to comfort her.
The plane aimed at Miss Frizzle's head and another plane were above them ready to drop someone that would stop the bus and land the kids. Apparently, Area 51 had secrets, just like The Three Mile Island Accident or the Trinity Testing Site (for legal reasons that was a joke). Anyway, they shot a machine gun and it turns out a magic bus is bulletproof.
Parents who saw the whole thing unfold live (on tv and Tik Tok) were not pleased with the Army as indicated by the angry comments. Neither were the kids, for one they knew it wouldn't work, and second, a gun, really?
Anyway, Janet was internet famous and now it is time to check in with the principal
The principal was crying on his desk at the moment. He had been doing this for about twenty minutes because this was beyond crazy. His secretary stomped in and said
"Get yourself together! Drink some of that whiskey I know you got in your desk and make a decision, and the news people are already here so you have to make a statement. They are currently grilling the rest of the staff. Apparently, Miss Frizzle has massive mood swings and delusions according to our other fourth-grade teacher."
Anyway, after a five-minute thinking period and a drink, the principal came to a decision. He had to fire Miss Frizzle. Just in time too, since the rabid reporters just broke down the doors.
"Principal, what is your decision regarding Miss. Frizzle?"
"I will be making the district fire her."
Back to the class that is in danger. They just got to Area 51 and everyone was praying hard.
There were blockades ready for them. Unlucky for the guards, the bus could shrink. Anyway, they shrunk and went through the window without breaking it because they phased through like the Flash. The bus drove through the hallways and the halls were white and sterle.
Finally, they got to the door that had weird writing on it.
Dorothy Ann after consulting her books said "That is Esperanto and it says "Aliens Experiments and Stuff."
Then she paled and realized she helped. The rest of the class glared at her and she said
"I am sorry, I forgot I am not supposed to help on this field trip!"
Carlos said, "Wow that was an eloquent title."
The whole class said "Carlos!" and Wanda sprayed him.
Miss Frizzle said "Wanda, I told you to stop doing that! Once we get back you are getting detention!"
Wanda sulked as the bus broke down the door like police officers. The room was white with blood splattered like (to not have to have a higher rating, look up the case I am referring to if you are 15 and older) the murder in Room 1046.
The various alien's chests were opened and ribs and organs were everywhere. The kids were traumatized and crying. Miss Frizzle opened the bus doors and yelled
"Kids pick up the aliens and put them on the bus."
The kids dressed in hazmat suits as the bus turned into a hospital. They rushed all aliens and body parts that were in the bags and coolers into the bus and Miss Frizzle put a doctor coat on. The kids were turned into nurses as Liz and Miss Frizzle directed all the kids. It was starting to look like Grey's Anatomy, just without all the sex.
The bus was on autopilot to leave Area 51 so when they looked up after many hours of surgery they were almost home. Then Miss Frizzle brought the aliens to her home after making the bus invisible, but she didn't do it on the trip to Area 51 because she liked the thrill. She made Janet and the rest of the kids turn off their phones.
After they got back the police and their parents were waiting for them. Hugs were exchanged and Miss Frizzle walked away in cuffs.
After three years Miss Frizzle was put on trial and she was put in jail for life on charges of destroying government property, traumatizing children, and many other charges. She was in jail for life barely escaping the death penalty.
After many years of therapy, the kids were okay and famous for the autobiography they did together and they had a support group.
Well, as okay as you can be after all that.