New Donk City... how many people has mistook it for many other cities... like New York City...
"So, is this where Mario grew up?" Toadette stated as she looked around the city of New Donk within the Metro Kingdom, with her and several others on K. Rool street, placing her hands on her hips. "I could have sworn he came from Brooklyn..."
"Does this look like Brooklyn to you?" Dry Bowser dryly pointed out as he brushed his red hair back. "If anything, this is Manhattan, but then again, with all the Donkey Kong references..."
"Hey guys, am I cool yet!?" Donkey Kong exclaimed from the top of the Empire State Building, swatting planes that had Kritters in them.
"Get that blasted DK!" King K. Rool shouted as he was piloting his own plane, wearing his plane outfit as he began shooting DK with orange grenades.
Donkey Kong pulled out his Coconut Gun, shooting it in spurts, because if it shoots ya, it's gonna hurt. Dry Bowser and Toadette simply stood there and watched, until Dry Bowser decided to go get some coffee in the nearby shop while Toadette farted away in the park, figuratively and literally.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Robbie Rotten exclaimed as he was watching Toadette fart, because he wanted to be villain number one somewhere else besides Lazy Town.
"Yabba dabba do!" Fred Flintstone exclaimed as he was just yabba dabba doing what felt right and having a gay old time in the city of New Donk, speeding away on his two feet as he played high quality rips in his classic prehistoric vehicle and rocking to it, knocking all the modern yellow taxi cabs to the sides from its primal strength.
Watching all this from her office was Pauline, who was the mayor of New Donk City as she shook her head while having her arms folded together, wondering what crazy things would occur in her metropolis.
"Hmm... I wonder if I should have expected this ever since Mario rescued me from Donkey Kong..." Pauline stated to herself as she stretched her arms about. "Now's a good time to get coffee..."