Tales of the Star and Hoodie
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Marco Diaz had just finished leaving swim class and heading back to the lockers-
EMERGENCY!
FRONT AND CENTER BOYS AND GIRLS!
LINE UP!
Although startled by the coach's deceleration. Marco, the boys and the girls just shrugged and walked back to the pool to get in line-
RIP!
Their swimsuits being ripped off by guys in hazmat suites WAS a bit of a shock though.
"Hey, what gives!?" Snapped a now naked Wong. "Pool's been contaminated! We need to sterilize and inspect you all!" Shouts the Haz-mat guy as he burns their suites.
Their forcibly washed and scrubbed, then since their 'privates' are the most vulnerable their forced to line up and expose themselves to see if they have signs of infection...
...which...if Marco was being honest terrified him. For, to put it bluntly...he had a tiny dick. His schlong was the size of a raisin and his nuts were the size of sesame seeds...and having just been in the water had caused even MORE shrinkage!
Seeing as putting their hands anywhere near their privates got them yelled at, he could do nothing less he got attention called to himself!
Fortunately, Marco had three things going for him:
1. they were standing shoulder to shoulder in a single line and eye's forward, that plus he had guys on both sides made it unlikely that any girl would see him.
2. he had a bit of hair, 'down there' which hopefully would obscure him even more from prying eyes
3. Fergson was on his side and his belly was big enough to obscure even more of him.
So, really. As long as he just stayed still and silent...
"Sorry I'm late!" shouts a familiar voice.
Marco went red, "No, it can't be! Not HER!" He screamed internally.
But it was...the ditzy high school nurse Star Butterfly! Marco had known her his entire high-school life. Because of his obsession with 'being safe', he had spent hours there...'assisting' her(AKA: keeping her from blowing the school up and causing injuries to skyrocket!).
...and this, she'd become a good friend...a very attractive OLDER and FEMALE friend who was now going to be inspecting his privates!
Marco began to sweat bullets, using his peripherals...he saw her...in a red bikini that frankly was two sizes two small for her!
Marco went very red, WHY!? WHY!? Why would she wear that?!"
"Okay, Oscar! Your erection is firm and healthy! Your good to go!" Exclaimed Star outloud.
There some snickering as a humiliated looking Oscar quickly streak away in shame.
Marco groans...in hindsight, he guess he could understand the logic. If his...'equipment' were...'functional' in it's main...'duty'...that was a sign of being 'healthy'. This also explained why Star was being used for this...while wearing 'that'. NO warm blooded male could resist that sight!
Marco, whimpered as one by one he saw guys flee in shame after her 'inspection'...a rather LOUD inspection at that.
...but no girls? Weird, he was certain-
"Hey! Why are you skipping all the girls!?" Snapped the voice of an annoyed Wong.
"That requires a DIFFERENT type of inspection! I'll go back around after I've dealt with the guys!"
Marco, started to sweat bullets, the girls would still be here?! When- when she got to HIM!?
Marco tried very hard not to panic, he tired to look around to see if he could make a break for it!
"HEY! STAND STILL! EYE'S FORWARD! HANDS AT SIDES! WE ARE AUTHORIZED TO USE LETHAL FORCE TO KEEP THIS VIRUS CONTAINED!"
Marco whimpered, but complied- GUNS?! WHO BROUGHT GUNS TO CONTAIN A VIRUS AT A SCHOOL!?
With no choice, Marco is forced to sweat bullets as Star gets closer. More guys are allowed to go, but still no girls...
"Do inspection, then run. Do inspection, then run. Do inspection, then run. Do inspection, then run. Do inspection, then run. Do inspection, then run. Do inspection, then run. Do inspection, then run. Do inspection-
"HELLO MARCO!"
Marco would've jumped out of his skin if a warning shot hadn't flown across his shoulder, Marco nearly wet himself as it left a small nick there.
Star just smiled at him, "I wondered when I'd see you! How you been!?" She asked, seemingly oblivious to how her bouncing and getting down on bended knee was giving Marco an ample view of her 'jiggles'.
Marco gulped, "Uh, Star? Do you think we could just...get this over with? Please?" He pleaded.
Star smirked, "Sure thing." She bent down more to examine him...then her smirk went to a frown...
Marco sighed in relief, sure it was awkward. But no one could see him, Feguson's belly covered his left, Star was blocking his front, the girl to his right was too sacred to even THINK of looking to the side. So if he just grin and bear it a little while longer-
"Hey guys! I might need tweezers and a microscope! My friend, Marco Diaz's genitals are abnormally small!" Shouted Star concerned, could her friend be infected?
Marco's eye's nearly popped out his skull! He could hear all the girls in the entire line whisper; "Did she just say-" "Marco? Marco Diaz?" "The 'Safety Kid'?" "She need's a microscope to examine him?(giggle)"
The giggling and snickering shatter Marco's ego as he instinctively tried to cover up-
BANG!
"HEY! I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL YOUR DINGUS IS OR HOW MUCH THE LADIES LAUGH AT IT! UNTIL YOUR CLEARED OF THE VIRUS, YOU KEEP IT UNCOVERED! YOUR LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN YOUR MODESTY, IDIOT BOY!"
"That's easy for you to say..." Grumbled Marco to himself, but he obeyed. That last warning bullet nearly made his bladder lose it, and on top of everything else he didn't need that!
As it happens, Star really only needed the tweezers and microscope in case the virus started to kill Marco- sadly she did not elaborate this, so when the microscope was brought to her and everyone saw this, they only assumed the worse at poor Marco's expense, and the giggling got louder.
Marco started to sob...this was the worst day ever! "Oh, don't cry Marco! I promise I'll keep you healthy!" Exclaimed the oblivious nurse as she continued to examine him.
"Marco, I need you to think 'sexy' for me! One of the main cures for the virus is the endorphins caused by arousal! I need you to be erect! Quick!" Ignoring her own embarrassment, she pressed her breasts against his body.
But Marco...Marco just couldn't! Too many eyes on him! Too public! Too embarrassed! And thus...his 'performance' was having a rather blatant 'issue'.
"Oh, no! Marco, do you have erectile dysfunction too!? This is serious! That's one of the later stages of the virus!" Exclaims Star horrified.
Sadly, most of the girls, only really heard the first half. The second half was mostly overshadowed by their laughter.
Again, not paying attention to ANY of this, Star was mainly focused on Marco's health, "GAH! There's no light over here! Marco, get over here!"
Next thing Marco knew, he was being rapidly dragged away from his cover and forced to expose himself in front of everyone!
"There! I can see better now!"
"And so can we!" Shouts Jana, excited while all the other girls laugh, they laughed even harder when Star grabbed his schlong and commented; "Oh, Marco...your so LIMP...no, this isn't good at all."
...Marco was seriously considering letting the guards shoot him at this moment. All the girls in school; Jana, Wong, Ashley, and JACKIE were laughing at him!
"It's like a blade of grass!"
"Huh, I thought a 'micro-penis' was just an urban myth..."
"My newborn brother is bigger then that!"
"Is that your dick, Marco or just a mosquito bite?"
Marco whimpered and began to sob.
"Don't worry Marco, I think I know what's wrong!" Shouts Star triumphantly as she pulls out a razor, before Marco could stop her...she'd clean shaved him of all his hair 'down there'...Marco hadn't felt it was possible to be more emasculated...and yet here it was...
"Ah, it's like a tiny, baby, hairless caterpillar!" Teased Janna.
Marco couldn't help it, he was flat out sobbing now.
"Marco, don't be sad! I'm going to give you a one-on one treatment!" She grabbed Marco and practically dragged him out of the pool area-
WHACK!
Obliviously racking him in the groin on the door frame as she dose so. Marco moaned in pain as she took him to a private janitor closet.
Marco brushed the tears of pain and humilation from his face, "Star, what are we doing-
RIP!
Marco's eye's widen as star rips of her bikini. "Listen Marco, I know this is inappropriate...but this might be the only way to get you aroused and therfore cured! You with me?"
Marco could only nod dumbly...
...several hours later...
"I give you a clean bill of health! See you tomorrow Marco!" Shouted Star happily.
Marco smiles as he walks naked from the closet, thanks her politely and leaves.
...when he's gone...star smirks and pulls out her wand, "That was fun!" She says to herself as her spell makes the fake disease and the fake government agents she conjured up vanish...
"I can't wait for tomorrow!" She whistles a merry tune as she conjures clothes and leaves...
Marco is still walking away with a silly grin on his face...then he remembers: "Wait, I'm still naked!" He calls out in horror, he runs to go back into the school...but it's locked...
Marco sighed as he made the long streak home...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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