Season 5 is back and new eps are going to be flowing in for the next month.
I can already tell that I'm going to want to punch Gabriel in the face even harder... Lila too.
"I'm bored!" Plagg whined loudly, floating in the air above his chosen. Used to his kwami's impatience, Adrien fondly rolled his eyes and looked up from the paper he was typing "I've only been working for fifteen minutes, surely you can keep yourself entertained for another forty-five while I finish up the final draft."
The black cat pouted. "What's your dumb essay about, anyway?" He floated closer to the screen. "The domino effect?"
"The domino effect is when one thing happening sets off a chain reaction of other events." Adrien explained, holding up a domino for Plagg to see, "Like when you have a bunch of dominoes set up and you knock one over, it makes the next fall over and it keeps going."
The little floating cat took the domino in his paws, scrutinizing it from every angle. "Can something so puny really cause so much change?" "You do." Adrien smirked.
Pretending to be offended by his holder, Plagg gasped, "Puny? Moi? I will have you know that I am merely portable sized! And just for that comment, I'm confiscating the domino!" The kwami zoomed over to the massive window, taking up a whole wall of the room, going over to the section that was open and tossed the domino outside. "Hey!" "Look at it this way, now we can test if this domino effect is even real!" Plagg returned to Adrien and gave him a tiny pat on the head.
Falling down onto the side of the Agreste mansion, the domino bounced off a leaf and was flung high over the wall towards the street. It collided with a pigeon in mid-flight, knocking it over and sending it crashing down.
Chloe walked with her phone to her ear, going over her demands for the upcoming gala at her father's hotel "-and my dress should have EXACTLY three hundred diamonds sewn into it! Not two hundred, not four hundred, three hundred!" Three hundred was just enough to flaunt her wealth but still appear 'humble' to the hundreds of people watching over [NonBrandNameSocialMedia] that could only dream of attending!
The falling pigeon smacked directly onto Chloe's head, causing her to scream and flail around as its foot became tangled in her ponytail. "GET OFF OF ME! I WILL SUE YOU FOR THIS!" in her mad frenzy to remove the pigeon, her cell phone slipped from her grasp and landed on a passing truck.
Unaware of the addition to his cargo, the truck driver continued downhill and took a sharp right turn. The cellphone was knocked overboard, accidentally undoing the latch that held the cargo in place as everything came tumbling down onto the street. The driver was still unaware. He was too engrossed in his 90s boy band music.
The dumped cargo consisted of somewhere around fifty watermelons, which rolled into the street and stopped traffic. Many drivers and passersby stopped and went over to see (and take) the melons. One of the drivers forgot to close their car door when they went to swipe a melon, leading to someone else swiping their car.
"My car!" the man screamed, trying to run after but tripped on the watermelon juice coating the floor. The watermelon he had been holding broke in the fall "MY MELON!"
The stolen car sped through Paris, running several red lights. This act did not go unnoticed by the policeman on duty, Lieutenant Roger. "Hey you! Stop in the name of the law!" He gave chase to the stolen car. But without a vehicle of his own, he would never catch up on foot.
The sound of a bell caught Roger's attention. He looked over to see Andre and his ice cream cart "... That'll do!" The policeman ran over and sat himself on top of the cart, passing the ice cream vendor twenty euros "Follow that car!" Andre shrugged and accepted the money, pushing the cart and the cop towards the stolen vehicle at a speed that should not have been possible from any human being.
"And here is the ice cream carrrrrr….." Nino trailed off, one arm outstretching to where the ice cream cart should be and the other wrapped around Alya's shoulders. "Wh-IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" The couple's date was in trouble. "It's not the end of the world Nino, let's go get a crepe instead?" his girlfriend suggested. Before they left, Nino took out a piece of paper from his pockets, a map of Andre's location, and tossed it over his shoulder into a trash can.
Except a gust of wind blew the paper off course and sent it over the railing and falling down towards a boat on the seine. "I feel so alive!" One man shouted on his tiny boat, keeping his mouth open long enough for the crumbled paper to fall in and make him choke.
There was another man beside him that noticed the choking, he performed the Heimlich maneuver on the choking man and the crumpled up paper was dislodged from his throat "Thank you Heimlich." the formerly choking man thanked the one next to him… "Wait a second. If you're here, and I'm here… who's steering the boat?"
Without a driver, the small boat drifted towards the larger pirate-ship-like ship parked only a little distance away. On board was Kitty Section, rehearsing their next big hit. "I gotta admit, Rose, this is the most epic song about fuzzy bunnies I've ever heard." Ivan looked up from the lyric sheet he had been reading. The blonde frontwoman beamed. "I'm so happy you like it! And with the puppy shaped fireworks Jules and Luka got from their dad, it'll be extra adorably awesome!"
The band readied up to start practice when the other boat rammed into the back of the Liberty. The impact knocked over a few things, including the timer for the fireworks and the fireworks themselves. The band stared at the bundle of fireworks scattered on the boat, a panic set in as the timer counted backwards from twenty. "MOVE THE PUPPY FIREWORKS!" Rose screamed. The quartet hurriedly gathered the fireworks off of the ground before they could go off on the ship, with little time to dispose of them. The only thing they could do was toss them overboard.
Being dumped into the Seine didn't keep the fireworks from going off. The puppy shaped explosions burst from the water and rained down with sparks and liquid of questionable quality. Most shot upwards or exploded underwater into bubbles, but one shot forward and zoomed across the river like a rocket. The stray firework did not explode as intended and kept going, sliding up another canal and finding its way into a sewer opening.
When the explosion finally came, it sent a string of manhole covers flying into the air with bursts of water. One went off across from the Dupain-Cheng's Boulangerie Patisserie and startled the main baker as he was walking outside with a tray of overcooked croissants. "GA-" Tom yelped as he lost his footing and fell to the ground with the overdone pastries.
The hardened and extra crispy croissants scattered on the ground, attracting the attention of a small dog walking by. Barking happily, the dog pulled forward and his owner lost her grip on the leash. The little dog took a mouthful of croissants and scampered off, with the baker and his mama hot on his tail. The amount of croissants stuffed in the dog's mouth became too much and he had to stop and lay out his score.
Looking over the three and a half-baked treats he snatched, the dog laid down on top of an air vent. The slots were too small for him to fall through, but a burst of wind blew his fur into the air and towards an open window.
Mr. Damocles is sitting on a chair beside his open window, re-reading an old book that he had gotten from the library. "Fascinating. It seems this inscription tells how to open a portal to… well, I don't know where, but it's fascinating nonetheless!" The stray dog hair floated inside and past the principal's nose. "Ah-Ah-ACHOO!" Damocles sneezed so hard that his arms swung out towards the window, where the page he was reading came out of the aged book and flew far away.
The page fluttered through the breeze and majestically landed right in Jalil Kubdel's face as he was about to eat a sandwich. "What in the-" he pulled the paper away from his face. Noticing the ancient writing, he read it aloud as he translated the script. "Whomever shall say this text aloud will open the gates to hell."
… "Oops."
A massive red circle appeared before the Eiffel Tower. it seemed to come alive as it swirled with energy. The skies were darkened by clouds and the wind picked up. A hulking red beast rose from the portal, matching the tower in size. "THE SEAL IS UNDONE, I LIVE ONCE MORE."
Chaos erupted across Paris, mass panic ensued as fire and screams filled the air. Watching all of this from the wall-length window were Adrien and Plagg. The holder and kwami duo gaped in disbelief at what had unfolded. The blonde's eyes slowly moved from the scene to the tiny destruction god beside him.
"... so is there any possible way to hide all of this before Sugarcube notices?"