"Come on girls!" Captain Toad boasted while he was blasting his big farts out of his smelly mushroom rump upon climbing up the mountain. "I'm beating you in not just breaking wind but doing these types of climb exercises!"
"We're not that small like you are!" Mona panted since she was getting sweaty combined with her sloppy sharts leaving her smeared clothing more stained than it already was.
Amber was too busy fanning herself from her pretty bad farts that had a notorious stink. "Peeyew! I really gotta watch what I eat! It certainly stinks more than I thought it would...!"