General Message: Batman has returned from his undercover mission, he refuses to explain anything, and has started paying the Watchtower bills again which means all the lights are back on, the water is fully filtered, we have food again, and the heroes will likely return.
Batman : The fact that you paid for only the most basic necessities at the Watchtower and kept it barely functional while you were undercover says a lot about how you think only about yourself. We're sure the Bat cave was left perfectly fine for your family to hang out and work from; the workers and other heroes unfortunately did not have the same luck here.
Superman : You have the Fortress of Solitude, you could just go there while the Watchtower is down. Why did you try to invent an undercover role to follow Batman around? Did you think he'd invite Lark Cent along as his buddy as if that would make him look less suspicious? He caught onto you right away and had to concoct a fake kidnapping with his family to get you off his tail so you wouldn't ruin his actual mission. You both succeeded and failed in your mission. You managed to save Batman it just turned out to be a fake, congrats Lark.
Nightwing : Batman was very proud that you took charge in leading the family in the plan to harass...distract Superman. The family came together leading him on a wild goose chase and by the end of it he managed to find "Batman", which was you in a costume. As a reward you ended finally sending him to the Watchtower to check for any final clues when the plan ended. Why he decided to go we aren't even sure.
Wonder Woman: You were not pleased in the least with Batman's disappearance nor his lack of desire to take you with him. You knocked out the nearest hero, Hawkman, and left to spend time with the Amazons until Batman realized what he was missing. Apparently, he was taking too long to realize it because you came back to a dark Watchtower and were even more annoyed because you ran into Superman who was also searching. You two only managed to avoid a fight because Superman pointed out Batman was probably somehow watching.
Green Arrow: You should have known Batman well enough not to be particularly surprised that he doesn't care about anyone else so we aren't sure why you were surprised, however you were probably the only person who could have chipped some cash in to keep the lights on for a bit. Superman and Wonder woman would still have chased after him, but the rest of the league would have stayed around as long as they had a functioning base⦠probably.
Martian Manhunter: We didn't realize you were still here the entire time, if you became visible more often then maybe we wouldn't have had the issue with people believing there was a ghost on board after all the heroes left.
Hawkman : After Wonder Woman punched you in the face, we don't blame you for wanting to get away, but considering she didn't bother coming around for quite some time you could have stayed without it being a problem aside from a lack of air conditioning, but you're also shirtless so you'd probably be fine.
Aquaman : We're happy you left, frankly you seemed like a drama queen when you started screaming about how your fish tanks weren't being taken care of with filters and temperature control. In reality you can speak to fish so maybe it's a bit different for you considering they were likely on the verge of death. They're in a better place now, the ocean.
Flash : We know exactly why you left; the cafeteria stopped serving hot food so you didn't bother coming up anymore.
Cyborg : You wanted to plug into the system and found it slowly turning off making a noise that said "uh oh low battery" apparently, you'd heard something similar in a nightmare and it sent you running, you barreled into a few people along the way who ended up following you as a glow stick because things were getting dark and you were the brightest guide to the exit.
Constantine : You were walking into walls because you had a few too many drinks the lights didn't shut off until you'd already banged your head and Hawkman dragged you out with him.
Green Lantern: You seemed to find some level of joy occasionally popping in to check on the D list league members who wanted to stay in the watchtower to maintain some level of credibility. You can create your own source of light, fly, and easily survive in space so its no issue for you even if there happened to be a complete power failure. Which we managed to barely avoid.
General Message: We've found out that working from home is possible for the justice league, but it's not the best plan for us because most of you have pretty bad wifi. You're pretty much all cheap. So Batman or his "investors" are an extraordinarily important part of the league we're once again forced to recognize that we have to do what he wants when he comes around.
A/N
Hey everyone, I went away largely for health reasons, but I was busy with work and never returned. I regret that so I'm hoping to start writing a bit again. Was my return chapter alright, let me know?
