Hello everyone we are back with another installment of Fluff and Puff. Let's get into the review responses!

SaiyaSage: Glad you liked it. It's more like...bloopers/Deleted scenes for DJU. Enjoy!

Hunter4196301: Thanks. It's fine, you can review as much as you like, my main question is HOW you are reviewing multiple times, isn't it just one review per chapter or something? Enjoy!

Yakuza2010: Yeah, they do. Enjoy!

Jebest4781: Oh you'll see what I have in store, enjoy!

Gwb620: Thanks! Yeah this story is a nice little relaxation from the action event of ADJ. Enjoy!

Ultra-Ranger: Thanks. Tho you should probably ask that question on the actual chapter.

Guest: Yeah that was fun.

Bromega2477: Huh, thanks. Haven't seen the show in a while and I mostly watch it with my little sister, but glad you like it. Since that is what Kara's design is based on. Enjoy!

With that out of the way, enjoy the story!

(A Devil's Justice)

Washing Machine (Takes place at random points in the series)

(Ragna)

"Alright sweetie, then we put the clothes in and start the washing machine." Leslie explained as she stood beside the seven year old Ragna, showing him how the top load washing machine works for the first time. The young hybrid peeked around the Nun, holding onto her robe for safety as the machine began shaking.

"Now all we need to do is wait for the clothes to wash up, come along Ragna." Leslie said, walking past the hybrid and into her living room. However, Ragna remained behind, his eyes staring at the shaking washing machine. His body trembled as a low growl echoed from the machine, as the shaking intensified. His world became dark as the wash machine growled and shook in rage, his metal body shifting and breaking apart, revealing two demonic eyes and jagged mouth.

"I'm gonna drown you in your own blood."

"AAAAHHHHH!"

"Ragna? Sweetie where are y-RAGNA?!" Leslie walked back into the laundry room, eyes widen in shock to find her nephew inside the normal washing machine, spinning around in a circle.

"Auntie help! It's gonna eat me!"

To this day, Leslie still had no idea how Ragna not only opened the wash machine, but jumped in.

(Diana)

"So, I put them in here?" Diana asked, staring at the strange machine before her, Ragna standing beside her. It has been a few days since she arrived and now staying at his apartment, and Ragna felt she needed to know how to wash her clothes with modern technology.

"Just press the power button, I already have everything set, and press start." With that Ragna left his bathroom. Diana looked down at the top load wash machine, curious on how such a thing could exist and do a better job than hands? Regardless, she placed the clothes and closed the lid, turning on the machine. She nearly jumped at the weird beeping from the machine, hesitantly she pressed the start button. The Amazon jumped back hearing the machine roar, looking down to see the clothes being soaked in water before spinning rapidly, Diana gasping in horror.

"The clothes! There being devoured by the beast Scyllla! Die!"

"Diana, I got some snacks, what would….you…..like….." Ragna's eyes widened in shock seeing his entire floor of his bathroom covered in water. Diana stood over the now destroyed machine soaked, her blade in hand.

"Fear not Ragna! Scylla will not take our clothes today!"

"...Wha?"

(Ghia'ta)

"Hmm, so it just goes here." Ghia'ta muttered, placing the clothes within the washing machine. It was her turn to wash the clothes, and her first time doing it. The Zamarons never had to change clothes cause their kind didn't have a stench even after they were sweating, but her clothes still get dirty from time to time. Ghia'ta turned on the machine and pressed the start button, eyes wide as the machine beeped before shaking.

"Hm?" Ghia'ta peaked over the top load washer, seeing the clothes slowly begin to spin, quite mesmerized by the spinning machine.

"Woah….hmmm."

"Ghia'ta, ya done? What's taking so lo-Ghia'ta?" Ragna felt his jaw drop as he walked into his bathroom to find his Sapphire girlfriend INSIDE the machine spinning along with it.

"WHEE! Ragna this is so much fun!" Ghia'ta cheered as she spun around in the machine. Ragna couldn't help but smile sweetly at his girlfriend's innocence, still wondering how she even got in the thing.

BEEP

"Uh oh. Ghia'ta you should probably get out before it-!" However, Ragna's warning fell on deaf ears as the machine began spinning rapidly, the Sapphire Princess a mere blur in the machine. Ghia'ta still kept laughing, but due to her uneven balance, the machine began tilting back and forth before-

BOOM

"...It breaks…." Ragna muttered staring down at the now tipped over washing machine, soaked clothes, and a very soaked Ghia'ta on the floor.

"Oopsie." Ghia'ta giggled innocently. Despite now having to buy a new wash machine, a small smile appeared on his lips at his alien girlfriend.

(Tala)

"Tala, do you need any help in there?" Ragna asked as he entered his room, carrying another load of laundry.

"Oh trust me Beloved, these little guys have it covered for me." He heard Tala say inside the bathroom.

"Little guys?" Ragna asked, walking into the bathroom to a strange sight before him. Tala leaned on the side of the washing machine, but several little gremlins made of rocks were tossing clothes into the wash machine, hissing at each other.

"Uh….what are these?"

"These are my little golems, they help with menial labor." Tala explained, both unaware of one of the golems being knocked into the wash machine. Once they were done, Tala closed the lid and sat on top of it, starting the machine up.

"Huh, that went better than I expected." Ragna muttered, while Tala chuckled.

"Now the fun part, Beloved."

"Fun part?" Ragna's question was soon answered as the wash machine began shaking, Tala moaning as she bit her bottom lip, his eyes widen in realization.

"Really, Tala?"

"You're right, this isn't as much fun. I much prefer the real deal." Tala reached out and grabbed Ragna, planting a kiss on his lips. Ragna smirked as he returned the kiss, holding Tala by her thighs as they tongues wrapped around the other. However, feeling something slimy hit his fingers, Ragna pulled away while Tala went for his throat.

"...Tala, do those gremlins dissolve easily?"

"Mm, yes, just a bit of water will do the job."

"...One of them fell in the wash machine." Tala looked down to see black ooze leak from the machine, as it began jerking violently. Ragna pulled Tala off just as the machine's lid blew off with black ooze and smoke, covering Ragna and Tala in the ooze.

"...Whoops."

(Aya)

"Interesting." Aya stated, staring down at the machine as it began washing the clothes. Ragna had just shown her how the washing machine works, it seemed so complex yet was as simple as two buttons.

"Hmm…..could do without the timer." Aya noted, seeing how long it took to wash the clothes.

"Perhaps if I give it some of my energy, the clothes will finish faster." Aya hypothesized. She held up her right index finger, placing some Willpower in it, before placing it against the wash machine. That smidgen of energy shot through the wash machine, spinning the clothes faster than it should be possible.

"Good news Aya, I got som-!"

BOOM

Ragna's eyes shot open as wet clothes smacked him in the face, sliding down as Ragna looked in his bathroom. Aya stood in front of the now broken washing machine, a wet bra on her head.

"Good news Ragna, I have just learned that this machine can only take 0.09 percent of my power." Aya stated.

"...Yeah…..did it tell you how much the next one would cost?" Ragna groaned as he rubbed his eyes.

"I did not, perhaps we should go to the store and see which one can handle this energy!"

(Kori and Koma)

"And this just washes clothes for you? Amazing." Kori muttered as Ragna showed them the washing machine.

"Yep, simple as that." Ragna said, while Koma had grabbed something nearby, opened it's cap and drank it's content.

"And what are these delicious little drink pouches?"

"Drink pouches?" Ragna looked over at the Tamaranean Princess, eyes wide at the half eaten tide pod in Kori's hand.

"OH MY GOD DONT EAT THAT!" Ragna quickly grabbed the pouch and threw into the garbage, only to see Koma drinking the Bleach jug.

"AAAAHHH!"

Luckily, Ragna learned that Tamaraneans digestive system was incredibly resilient….that didn't ease his discomfort.

(Kara)

"So flying cars is what you'd consider to be 'vintage' on Krypton?" Ragna asked as he handed Kara a pile of clothes. He had joined Kara in cleaning around the Kent Farm for the day, he liked helping the old couple and spending time with Kara.

"Oh yeah, honestly we've had so many models I've lost track." Kara said as she turned on the machine, leaning on it as Ragna hummed.

"Man, Krypton does sound great. Huh, well we should probably get back t-Hmm?" Ragna felt himself pressed against the wall, looking down to stare into Kara's hungry eyes.

"I mean….Ma and Pa won't be back for another thirty minutes…." Kara walked back and unclipped the straps to her overalls, Ragna licked his lips as Kara pulled off her shirt and tossed it on his face.

No bra.

"...I'm sure we can get everything done in five minutes." Kara giggled as Ragna picked her up and rested her on the machine. By the time Ma and Pa got home, the washing machine was destroyed, and neither wanted to know how due to the blushing duo.

(Donna)

"Hey girls I'm back." Ragna said as he walked back into the room slipping off his hood, Ghia'ta kissing his cheek. His ears perked up hearing the sound of the washing machine, but was confused seeing most of the girls in the living room.

"Oh, whose turns is it to do the laundry?"

"Donna." Koma stated.

"Wait what?!"

"DIE SPAWN OF CHARYBDIS!"

"...Aya, look online for any sales on washing machines." Ragna groaned as he walked in to assess the situation.

(Crush)

"...Crush! It's your turn to do the laundry!" Ragna said from his bathroom, seeing the pile of dirty clothes on the floor.

"FUCK YOU I'M NOT A MAID!"

(Jennifer)

Jennifer hummed a lovely tune as she walked into the bathroom, using her magic to place the clothes inside. She turned the machine on and started it, taking a magazine and opened it up, reading the headline. After sometime, she heard the ding, hopping off the sink and walking over. She used her magic to open it up and take the clothes out, before using another spell to pull all of the water out of the clothes and manipulate it into the bathtub. Using a fire spell to dry the clothes a bit more, Jennifer used her magic to fold them neatly in the basket before walking out of the room.

A second later Ragna popped into the bathroom, looked around for anything out of the ordinary, shrugged and left the room.

Crush Curse Antics (During Volume 2)

Crush was flipping through the channels on Ragna's TV, snacking down his food, before she landed on a wrestling channel.

"Pantha vs Wildebeast?! Lets FUCKING G-GAH!" Crush cried out as Aya sprayed her with a water bottle.

"What the hell?!"

"I told you to stop swearing." Aya stated.

"Fuck yo-FUCK!"

(A Devil's Justice)

Crush was brushing her teeth, grumbling the whole time, before she noticed that there was no more toothpaste, her toothpaste.

"Hey! Who the hell is using my tooth-FUCK!" Crush cursed as Aya pulled the curtains back and sprayed her in the face.

"Were you seriously hiding in the shower for me?!" Crush asked, looking in the shower only to find Aya was gone.

"...What?!"

(A Devil's Justice)

"Whoo! Season Seven Game of Thrones!" Ragna cheered, the girls cheering around him. The group has been binge watching most of the show and have finally made it to Season Seven.

"Hell yeah!" Koma cheered.

"GODDAMN I'M SO EXCITED!" Kara exclaimed.

"LETS FUCKING G-GRAH!" Aya sprayed Crush from behind the couch.

"Really?! Everyone else can swear but me?! It's because I'm an alien isn't it?!"

"I'm an alien robot, Crush, that won't work on me." Aya retorted.

"..."

"..."

"...Fuck you." Crush swore, before being sprayed in the face.

(A Devil's Justice)

"...What is this? I asked for light ice, dude?" Crush said, standing at the front of the line for Starbucks.

"That is Light ice, Ma'am." The Barista stated, Crush looking down at her pink drink. It was barely enough liquid for a shot, and had more ice than drink.

"Are…are you blind? There ain't anything in here, I even asked for less ice, I need more pink drink!" Crush growled, slowly losing her cool.

"Ma'am that is the regular amount of drink."

"WHA-MMMMM.." Crush took a deep breath, calming herself. "Lisen, can you just give me more please?"

"Sure, but we pay extra."

"...FUCKEN WHAT?!" Crush slammed the front desk, shattering the wood.

"EXTRA WHAT?! YOU DON'T HAVE SHIT IN HER-GAH FUCK!" Aya appeared from behind the cashier desk and sprayed Crush.

"...That is a lot of ice." Aya stated, ignoring Crush's cursed grumbling.

(A Devil's Justice)

"Ragna! Ragna!" Crush ran into the apartment, a wide smile on her face while Ragna just finished washing some dishes.

"What's up Crush?" The hybrid asked as he dried his hands.

"I just found a funny joke, so here: Some bit….." Crush slowly looked over, seeing Aya sitting on the couch. The green robot had originally been looking at the TV, but once Crush walked in, Aya already had the spray bottle in hand.

"...Crush?"

"...Come with me." With that, Crush dragged Ragna out of the apartment complex, walking the sidewalk.

"Uh, Crush?" Said alien punk checked around, letting out a sigh of relief.

"Okay, so as I was saying: So this bitch walked into th-" Crush stopped, hearing a strange noise behind her, quickly turning around to see something green and white disappear in the alleyway. Ragna looked back with a cocked eyebrow, confused about what was going on.

"...Come on." Crush dragged Ragna down the street, he found himself kneeling in some bushes in the Redgrave Park, Crush peeking over for a split second before.

"Crush, just tell me the joke."

"...Alright, alright." Crush leaned back down, grinning.

"So this bitc-AH!" Crush cried out, for a split second she saw something behind the tree behind Ragna, only to disappear as Ragna turned around.

"What is going on?!"

"COME ON!" Crush dragged Ragna out of the park. An hour later Ragna found himself in the forest outside of Redgrave, rolling his eyes as Crush searched every nook and rock around them.

"Crush, what is going on? Just tell me the joke!"

"...No. Not here, it's not safe!" Another hour went by, and finally Ragna found himself on the beach, Crush searching everywhere. She searched under the rocks, in the sand, in the fricken sea, but there was no sign of Aya.

"Crush, we've been everywhere and it's almost dinner time, just tell me the joke." Ragna pleaded. Once the coast was clear, Crush took a deep breath, looking up at Ragna.

"...Okay. Okay. So this bitch walked into the bar and sai-!"

FWOOSH

From the sand beside Crush, Aya exploded, spraying bottles in both hands. Crush had no time to react as she was bombarded with water.

"FUCKEN GODDAMMIT AYA!" Crush cursed as she rolled into the water, only to be assaulted by a group of crabs.

"Bad Crush." Aya stated, spraying the alien punk, while Ragna looked at the two with a deadpan expression.

"Really Aya?"

"You told me to spray her whenever she cursed." Aya said.

"So you followed her all day and waited now to spray her?" Ragna asked, Aya turned to Ragna while Crush kept screaming as crabs pinched her.

"Timing…"

"..."

"...Is everything, Ragna."

"FUCK!"

(A Devil's Justice)

I didn't actually have a story with the joke, I just knew it would work for that moment. The wash machine wasn't a demon that was just Ragna's kid nightmare. That is another chapter done, I hope everyone enjoyed it. I know I did. I have few more surprises today, or at least by tomorrow, and I should be good. You'll probably with all these stories how am I gonna get everything done. Well I have made a writing schedule for each story, and here it is:

Monday:

ADJ Volume 2

Tuesday:

Volume 2/ADJ Specials/ADJ Fluff and Puff

Wednesday:

Warner's Security Guard

Thursday:

Zer0 Ambition

Friday:

Star Wars Episode 8

Saturday:

Destiny

Sunday:

ADJ Volume 2

I also recommend reading my newest story, Zer0 Ambition, it's a Borderlands story and I'm gonna have a lot of fun with it. Since Heaven's Shadow is only like four thousand words it's not hard, and honestly Fluff and Puff is very short so I can always write it randomly. Also Security Guard is not a long story so once it is done I can focus on the other stories. I think that is all for now.

Next Chapter: Ragna introduces the girls to Hide-and-Seek. They work out a sleeping arrangement.

Until next time. Zer0the0mega108 out!