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Thinking (+ flashbacks, "Naruto speaking to Kurama in her mindscape," etc.)

Emphasis

Bijuu, etc. speaking

Bijuu, etc. thinking

Having learned what she had from her father and Jiraiya (and the Hokage's private library - AND at the Barrier Division) after Obito-bastard nabbed her, Naruto had come up with a seal that she hoped would deal with Obito. Her father said it was good. The problem was getting it on the douchebag and applying chakra to the paper before he disappeared.

Like her father, Naruto could pulse out her chakra in the form of a seal - but not with a seal as complicated as the one she was contemplating - yet.

She hadn't thought of it earlier but as she went leaping through the barrier surrounding her home, Naruto knew that if that seal could potentially work on Obito, it would certainly work on Kisame and as a test subject…

His sword!

Nauto was going to get that damnable sword! She was going to seal it, but as much as she'd like to TRY to pulse her chakra out to see if she had a lesser (but still powerful) version of the better seal down yet, in battle-ready form, she didn't know if she'd get a second chance should the thing not work.

Taking that sword was the best way to take Kisame down. Wincing with that cramping pain and digging through the papers sealed in her clothing as her clones took on the sharklike man, she finally found the one she needed as she dodged a strike from the shark-asshole who'd decided to stay after she THOUGHT she'd gotten him and destroyed that fucking statue.

Naru hoped that her almost always elusive chains had really done that. Kokuo was out of the god-forsaken thing, at least. The statue really breaking would be a huge, incredibly surprising bonus.

It would mean that she and her jinchuuriki brethren were safe.
Maybe?

She tried to push her chakra through her gut and chest - and was horribly unimpressed when she realized that if anything came out, it might have been chakra strings, and they didn't even make it through her clothes.

Damn, she was tired. Kisame took a swing at her and Naru bent all the way backward - all the way to her knees - feeling her chakra fall even more even though that sword from hell hadn't really hit her. Her sage mode felt in effect, though, and although it didn't feel balanced with her remaining chakra at all, it also felt STRONG.

Don't turn into a stone frog now, you idiot!

"Ooooo," Kisame whooped excitedly. "Samehada loves your chakra, Ninetails!"

"Didn't I kill you, asshole?" She threw a Rasenshuriken at Kisame and that damn sword ATE IT! "And don't call me that!"

Kisame jumped and gritted his teeth, glancing at his sword before becoming furious. Whatever that awful jutsu the Ninetails had thrown was, it had hurt his weapon. –No: his partner! He sneered when a golden comet came flying at him.

"Jazu!" Naru screamed.

Her baby had sent the Akatsuki flying off the tree branch he was on. Both of Naru's bloodied palms were flying through seals that she pressed into the ground. "Kuchiyose no…" Jazu made the most horrible, pained noise when Kisame kicked the golden retriever through the air and back into the barrier. "NO! No!" For a moment all she could see was red and then felt Zetsu coming closer. She turned toward him, snarling, and launched a Kyuubi-enhanced red Rasenshuriken at his chakra signature.

Her clones followed up, using eight similar strikes - all from the different bijuu chakra she'd "collected."

Zetsu screamed in a high-pitched wail and Mokuton erupted from the earth, everywhere. Naruto ducked to avoid Samehada, sensing that it wasn't "alive" anymore, and pushed herself away from an especially sharp root. Spamming clones like mad, she bounced up and off of them, sacrificing the clones to the Mokuton attacks from below.

Kisame swung his sword into her when the Uzumaki woman came stupidly close - only to find himself flying backward through a large tree. He didn't think that she'd hit him - or had gotten close enough to do so, but he'd been mistaken! He'd lost a few teeth with that attack of hers.

Samehada hadn't eaten her chakra, but it sure as hell tore up her flesh.

Using Frog fu to disguise and enhance her attacks or not, Kisame's teeth and that damn sword were sharp - but Naru was going to beat him to death for hurting her baby! She rocketed off to separate him from that sword, the correct seal in her hand. Just before she reached him, an enormous white wolf came barreling through the trees, doing the job for her. She grabbed the sword's handle, shrieking when the handle ripped through the flesh of her palm and pressed the seal into it with her other hand.

It disappeared into the scroll! Fucking A! "YES!"

Lightning was raging all around and through her and Kisame was not faring well with that wolf. Naru felt all of her hair stand on end as strong arms wrapped around her and dragged her back. "OWWWWWWWWW!"

She sought out Zetsu, knowing that she needed to get them away from that strange animal - a summons? - but he was gone. "He got away?" Naruto asked herself in a hushed whisper. "No! JAZU!"

"Leave her to me," Kakashi's clone said from over her shoulder.

Taking a better look at the wolf in the distance, she only saw her husband standing over Kisame's thankfully - "He did it!" - dead body.

"I could've sworn… Kakashi?" She tried to release a genjutsu but the air seemed clear. And either Kakashi or his clone was still dragging her back inside of their home's barrier. She crossed her legs tightly and yelled for her poor ninken who had tried to fight beside her. "JAZU." Naruto was shivering all over and cried out with relief when Kakashi picked up her ninken partner and got a lick from him. "Is she okay?"

Kakashi gave her a thumbs up but was glaring at her, she thought (and felt his anger - no his frustration.)

As soon as she crossed the barrier, she tried to grab Kurama's chakra as it began spilling out of her again. "Figurative bastard," she cursed him as her vision went white. She saw his big red eyes observing her up close and personal and found that she had somehow entered her mindscape - I must have passed out - and Kurama was still there.

"Am I dreaming?" She reached out to push the baka fox's nose away but sharply pulled back at seeing his eyes morph into something smaller, ringed, and purple.

"YOU! What are you doing here?" Naruto asked the floating Sage of Six Paths. "I coulda sworn I saw you just a little while ago and I knew you were up to some kind of bullshit!"

Once again, this woman made the Sage's mouth fall open. As something of a deity, he often…

"OI! Answer me! You're not a god - or at least you never came off as one 'ttebayo. Umm… Are you a god?" she asked with a bit of a whimper. "Sorry about that! –I honestly do NOT know where that came from but what the hell is going on?!"

I know where all of this is coming from, Hagoromo thought.

"I am not a god, per se, and it is oddly pleasant to be reminded of this, Naruto. As for our earlier moment of interaction, I had come to offer you my assistance and power - once again - but had not realized that evolving would hinder your metamorphosis. If that is the word at this period in time, however transformation or no…"

Blah, blah, blah, Naruto eventually thought, not understanding a word of what he was saying. Again! She'd dealt with this shit before from him, hadn't she?! And he'd started off making sense!

She felt herself blinking at him several times, wondering what he was talking about, of course, but decided to blow it off for now. Should she grow butterfly wings - and a butterfly WAS the first thing she thought of when it came to "Metamorphosis" - then awesome. Choji once had butterfly wings and his wings were beautiful.

"Do what now?" She flinched when he suddenly floated very close to her - just as close as Kurama was to her face only seconds ago.

"Your mind has been sealed."

Naruto felt sick - no, terrified - and shaky as he examined her, staring and frowning into her eyes. Remembering what Nagato's identical-looking eyes were capable of, this man/not god/half-alien person's eyes were MUCH more powerful.

"I believe it best to leave the seals in place. Naruto, you will need to work with Kakashi-san and Shisui-san in order to seal Zetsu…"

"Wait. No."

"..."

Naruto blew out her cheeks, feeling determined - and quite pissed off! "Leave it to us. Leave it at us. Or - No! Do it your damn self!"

"..."

"Pardon?" he asked.

"Me and Sasuke or Shisui: whatever Uchiha you've chosen - or Indra's imprint has chosen - however it works. ….Kurama EVENTUALLY told me about the crap that happened before and about Asura. But please: don't curse us by passing on this brotherly reincarnation nonsense to our descendants. No matter what happens, let this insanity end with me."

Hagoromo felt like he'd been punched in the gut by his brother - and it had been a very long time since they'd sparred. "Aside from Indra, my other children have asked for this, as well," he admitted.

Naruto thought that he meant the tailed beasts.

- Fuck. Was she dead again?!
- Oh, God. Kakashi's going to kill me.
- No, worse: he's going to become like he used to be!

No, Naruto could not allow that to happen to him.

Hagoromo tapped his fingers against his leg as he considered her request. "I don't think you know what you're asking of me - of us."

Naruto sighed. "Perhaps I don't, Super Sage. But it figures that Indra, whom I saw in Kurama's memories, was the one who wanted more and more power, right? Of course, it figures that he's the one who wants to reincarnate again if he fails to take over the world or whatever!

"How many times?!" Naruto continued in outrage. "How many times of him doing that: of Indra killing his brother again and those he inhabits or whatever - how much of that terror is enough for you?! I do NOT want my children cursed with Asura's presence, or rather I do not want them cursed to die by Indra's hand. Surely you must understand this!"

Hagoromo let his chin drop and took a deep breath - such as it was. "In the millennia my children have been fighting, yours is the first female body either has been reborn into. Whether by choice or chance… I'm afraid my beloved wife would have agreed with you, Naruto." He took her hand in his and then brought down the staff he was holding with a resounding crack in the nothingness they seemed to be in and Naruto gasped. She found herself looking up into big, red, slitted eyes.

"What the hell are you doing out of the seal, Kurama?"

"Tch. I thought you were dead for a minute."

Naruto closed her eyes tightly and looked back up at the Sage of Six Paths. Kurama was somewhere around but she figured that she could deal with his furry butt later. "Do you know why Kurama is trying to escape from my seal? –I want to make sure he's okay. We might not be done with the Akatsuki yet. Oh, and I don't want to die from him being an asshole. You know: yet."

Hagoromo snorted. "He isn't going anywhere, Naruto. Do not fear. Possessing Asura's chakra imprint along with so much bijuu chakra - and mine - would leave you with too much. Although your coils could conceivably handle it, you wouldn't be able to conceive with so much chakra - or carry your sons."

"Wh-what did you say?" Naruto looked around and realized that only Kakashi - an ANGRY Kakashi - was kneeling in front of her. They were in the yard. She quickly looked around, feeling totally discombobulated.

Kakashi's clone steamed. "I find myself wishing you'd truly submit; wishing you would at least LISTEN to what I say but no… Instead, I find you like this and," he stopped himself from really going off on her. She had a nasty wound that was healing so quickly he hadn't been able to keep up with it when she passed out. –Now it was almost completely healed. "You're the woman I love and my mate. No matter what you're supposed to be. And no matter what I tell you."

The original Kakashi dispelled him, mid-sentence so that he'd shut up. He made another clone which was alarmingly easy to do.

He secured what was Hoshigaki Kisame's body in a body storage scroll. Pushing a Chidori through Hoshigaki's chest had been strangely difficult; his body was somehow hardened. He turned around to his little wife and sighed unhappily. "Go home and stay there!" He nodded at another clone who picked his wife up to carry her over his shoulder.

"What?! No! Did you see a… Never mind, I guess" she whispered. Naruto could've sworn she'd seen a giant wolf but it wasn't like she was sure about it NOW after dealing with Super Sage again.

Will Kakashi be able to handle a giant wolf if he's still out there, though? She flinched and shuddered, not understanding the pain she was in. She didn't get hit by anything other than Samehada - what a stupid thing to think, Naruto! - and normally when she was worn out she didn't feel like THIS. "Is Jazu okay? And d-did you summon a wolf?"

"Some of my father's pack were wolves," the clone said. Once back inside the barrier, the real Kakashi became even more irritated when he realized that Naruto was trying to sense anyone else in the area or go back into sage mode. "We're alone. Drop it!"

"Zetsu was here!"

"Uh-huh. And how did you know that?"

"I'm uhhhhhh sensor?" Naruto asked more than said. She let out a whimper, wondering if he could possibly be serious.

"I sensed him, too," the clone sighed, not sounding happy about that at all. He dispelled himself.

Naruto leaned over the kitchen island, squeezing and rubbing her legs together and flustered beyond belief. And in pain! Kakashi had just come inside and was sniffing the air from the other side of the great room and kitchen. "Are you alright?" she asked him quietly - although she was beginning to wonder that about herself.

"No, I'm not," he said. I am angry. "I gave you an order which you disregarded."

Naruto huffed. "I saw an enemy that seeks to kill me and those like me. –And everyone else, I think. He was there and I took my shot."

"Dammit, Naruto!" Kakashi took a long look at his wife, though, and realized that she was in even more pain now than she must have been earlier. He hadn't been thinking straight. "What's wrong?" Naruto whimpered and leaned against him and Kakashi's head spun - even with his masks on. "Oh, fuck. …Baby! I thought um…"

"Shower," Naruto said to herself as she struggled to get upstairs. When she entered their bedroom, Kakashi had flashed up there and was pulling all of the bedding off the bed. "Okay?" He flashed off again and she began stripping as she made her way to the bathroom.

The cold water of her shower hit her skin and began sizzling, steaming off of the heat of her skin. "What is wrong with me?" She got down on the floor on her hands and knees and struggled to find the soap. Turning the dial back to keep the water cold, she washed off. It took her a minute or two to realize that she was on the floor - and what she was doing - and panting.

Did I get poisoned? What the hell…

"I got you," Kakashi whispered as he pulled her hips up. With the cold water or not, seeing her with her hips in the air, her fingers thrusting inside of what was his, moaning - all on top of that scent - left his sanity hanging on by a threat. She shouted when he plowed inside of her, hard as a rock. "It's alright."

"Oh, God!" This was it, wasn't it? That was exactly what she needed! "More! …Um, pl-ease?" Naru shrieked when Kakashi picked her up and twirled her around so that she was facing him. She tucked her ankles together around his waist and held on for dear life, pressing her breasts against him and gasping - trying not to draw blood from his back and shoulders as he slowly fucked her. "Just like that! More- please; oh Gods: more… Kash, please."

Kakashi knew that he must have done something amazing in another life - a third life because the last one was horrible. "You LEFT me," he snarled into her ear. He thrust into her, hard, with every step he took down the stairs and into the basement. Naruto was a shuddering, panting mess and he was so angry - and pleased beyond all reason - and beside himself. They were both shivering and - "FUCK!"

Hours later, Naruto came to her senses. She was still in pain and so, so hot but still shivering. I must be sick. A fever? "Why um, are we in the basement?" Her back hurt.

Her everything hurt!

They were in a giant bunch of comforters and pillows in a room they never used. There must be a bedroll underneath it all but damn…

Kakashi continued running his hand over his mate's breast: up and down with his palm, rolling her hard nipple before moving back to the other, thinking about how he'd soon have to let his pup share them. It was an interesting thought - and surprisingly welcome. "Hatakes are alphas. It's just the way we are." He gave her a look that dared her to deny it. Naruto only blinked up at him with her big, blue eyes. "Even though it's not something one would think about after all this time, you can't imagine how unpleasant it is, knowing that as an alpha there are no longer any omegas to breed with."

Naruto was pretty sure this was all Kinky Book Shit he was talking about - kind of like the (real) thing she'd hidden under the pillow - but did he realize how bad that made her feel? She shuddered and let out a strange keening sound when another pain hit her.

"You're in heat, my love." Kakashi wanted to laugh at the outraged, bewildered expression on her beautiful face but didn't have the heart to. They'd earlier been discussing this but she'd passed out on him - and she hadn't been too coherent for the earlier part, either. "I made you a den."

"Whyy?" Naru drawled as she glanced around before suppressing a loud moan. "I mean, um… What?! And I'm not a fox or some weird animal!" The whole idea of it made her pout and want to hide her face.

Especially HIM saying that.

Kakashi ran his tongue over the pebbled flesh before sucking it into his mouth and nipping her with his teeth. His mate wrapped her legs around one of his and began grinding against it. Again.

"There's my girl. They say there hasn't been an omega born in two centuries. But I wonder about that," Kakashi said, rock hard again. "Maybe they're just kept hidden." Naruto's increasingly milky scent was driving him insane.

"Kash," Naru moaned. She dug her fingers into his ass, getting a little angry that he was denying her and being stupid. "Please. I don't know what you're talking about and I don't care!"

"Tell me what you want." He stared into the endless blue of her eyes while working his way down to her cunt with his mouth and tongue.

"Fill me up."

"In a minute." He used his fingers, on one hand, to spread her lovely wet folds, pushing his cum back inside of her with the other before cleaning her up.

"No! I'm… dirty!"

"No, you're not! And I'll take care of it." He sucked her clit into his mouth and rutted against her when she came - sucking it all up and eating her out until she came again.

Naruto couldn't stop crying! Or other intense, incredible… stuff. "I wanna go upstairs!" She couldn't look away as Kakashi stuck out his tongue and ran it, broadly, in a circle around that little bunch of nerves. Shivering and shaking, she begged him to take her back to their special place.

"You won't leave me again."

"Never!"

"Swear it, Naruto."

"I swear, Kakashi. I'll never, ever leave you. You're my mate, my husband, my life! Please… I don't know what's happening or what that damn sage did –NNNGH!"

Kakashi plowed his cock into her heat when she mentioned that damned sage. He fucked her hard, trying to forget the image of her dying in front of him a lifetime ago, bleeding out.

She kept begging to go back upstairs.

- So he screwed her all the way up those stairs - with her facing them and using her arms to climb up each one ahead of them - and knew that they'd be doing a lot of that in the future. He couldn't stop smiling between moans as he watched her bounce against him. Back inside their room, Naruto crawled over the bed and sucked him in again as soon as he rocketed back inside of her. "Good gods!"

The bed was like a charm. Kakashi snarled as he came again shortly after, realizing that they'd been exchanging and pounding chakra again. He flipped her toward him and stuffed his cock back into her.

He laughed: they were a mess and Naruto was so needy and hot and… He thrust into her madly - the smell overwhelming and the squelching and slapping… He didn't last much longer. He exploded, making her scream.

It felt like his cock had popped! When he finally came down from that, horror took over his handsome features. "Naru-chan?"

Naruto was panting, trying to handle whatever he'd just done. "Too big!"

"Naru, you have to… Oh my god." It felt so good but Kakashi was mortified. "Clamp down, baby."

Naruto tried to get away was what she did! "Can't! STOP it!"

Sucking her stiff peaks into his mouth and rutting into her as much more as he could, he let out a long grunt when she came again. That made him cum again and it just Would. Not. Stop!

"Kakashi?"

"I've um…" got a KNOT: a fucking knot! Goddam Inuzuka blood and dog summons! Kakashi loved his ninken but this was not something he really ever imagined happening to him. Jiraiya-sama had written about this in his second book - plus the early, banned one - but "I'm the luckiest man on the planet but I've gotta protect you," he said darkly. Naruto seemed to have given up getting away from him and was shuddering beneath him with tears all over her face. "I don't mean to hurt you, honey: my sweet little bitch, but I'm putting a baby into you, alright?"

When the sage said what he did, Kakashi thought that he had meant that Naruto was pregnant. But she wasn't… yet. –Or she hadn't been at the time. "You want to breed as bad as I do, don't you, koi?"

Naruto shivered all over, determined and horny as all fuck again. "Breed me! Kakashi, please! My Alpha!"

Kakashi pushed into her harder, all the way up on his toes. "Look at you. You take it like a champ, you know that?" Unable to hold himself back a second longer, he harshly bit into the junction of her neck and sucked up all the blood and chakra that he could.

Shuddering and dying, probably, Naruto bit him back tentatively - lovingly - before she blacked out. Later she remembered Kakashi pulling her closer, forcing her teeth more into his shoulder.

Naru opened her eyes and felt sick. And Kami, the pain! "Whaddya do to me, you vampire?" she slurred. Kakashi chortled and she flicked him in the side for moving. Kakashi had dried blood around his lips and chin and from the way it felt, she probably did, too. "Are we seriously… stuck together?" she whispered. "And I mean," she looked down at her normally VERY flat tummy in disbelief, "you came a lot!"

Kakashi raised an eyebrow at her. "You're welcome." Naruto gave him a look of disbelief before wincing when she tried to move. Kakashi ducked his head when she blinked up at him, looking so miserable.

"Is this different than before?" she asked meekly.

"It is now." He didn't really have an answer for that. He only knew that their relationship and bond just kept growing - and becoming more interesting, that was for sure.

Naru took a minute, relishing in a warm swell of love and chakra from her baka but wonderful vampire/husband. As soon as she reconsidered how she felt now, she was soothed all over. She pressed her head against him. "You're blushing, my love."

"Are you okay? –I'm sorry. I mean, I never expected this to happen."

Naruto smiled and raised his chin up so she could gaze into his mismatched eyes. "I've told you that I love everything about you, which means this, too."

Kakashi only nodded and peppered her with kisses.

"I don't mean to sound like an idiot, my love, but is this like Ero-sennin's BS story?"

Kakashi slowly rolled them to their sides, hanging on for dear life when his lovely wife came again with the movement. That almost vicious tightening of her walls caused him to do the same and EVENTUALLY finally be able to slowly pull out of her. Naru cried and Kakashi felt terrible. He was already "well above average" in the size department and she was just a petite little thing with wide hips, and a big ass and tits: respectfully speaking, of course. He rubbed her back and held her as she quietly called him all kinds of mean names.

"Not such a BS story from Jiraiya-sama, ne? Maa, I don't know how you can be so mean to me: calling me a 'fuckfaced fucker.'"

Naru pulled back so that she could better see his ridiculously handsome, teasing face and wiped her teary face on her arm. "I love you so much. –You handsome-faced… fuckmaster."

Kakashi grinned. "I love you, too." He tried not to move. "…Naru-chan, you mentioned the sage before." His mate looked away and nodded. "So this is why you say you're 35, hm? Two lives: an entire life that you've neglected to mention to your alpha?"

"I'm sorry; I never intended to burden you with it. ...Please forgive me."

"I'll think about it but I'm pretty pissed." Naruto looked appropriately guilty but incredibly exhausted and thrashed; he was, too but she had to be far worse off. "If you weren't carrying my child right now, I might have… No. But if you weren't an omega in heat…"

"Stop calling me that. It's ridiculous and I will punch you." Later. She pulled the thing from under her pillow which she'd seen sitting on his nightstand when they first came upstairs. Kakashi's eyes went wide and he looked anxious when she twirled it in her hand. Good. "Were you planning to discipline me, love?"

Was this what he wanted to try - the thing he'd mentioned before all of that Akatsuki shit went down? She wasn't sure what she thought of using a paddle - or those two clips that were still on the nightstand. She wasn't positive about what they were for but Naruto was willing to give anything he wanted a go. Later. She whacked him on the ass with it - with all the strength of a toddler - and grinned when he moaned. "Ha!" The silly but for-real thing was rubber with grooves on one side and had a red, silky padding tied with matching ribbons to the other side.

The rubber part looked like it could slide off. She wondered if that was for washing, and/or if it had an interchangeable surface. That could be interesting.

"That is for ME to use on you, young lady… Maa, I'm not sure 35 is young, though." He got whacked again.

"Oh, yeah," he moaned before grabbing it out of her hand. He wiggled his eyebrows at her. "No. I am in charge here."

"Apex Predator," Naruto reminded him about herself in a soft sing-song voice.

"Whatever you say, Naru-chan. –You're lucky you're carrying my child right now!"

Naruto sighed and looked away. "You don't know that. We don't know…"

"I know," Kakashi said.

Naruto bit back tears, admiring his unbelievably handsome, proud face. He looks so happy. Please don't let me fuck this up. She let out a gasp and tried to close her agape mouth. It took several seconds to speak!

"Kakashi, are you okay?! What happened to your eye?!"

.

"Your clones popped, Kakashi-kun," Minato scolded his son-in-law. He wasn't even sure when the last time was that the real Kakashi had appeared in front of him since the Akatsuki's attack in the forest. "What happened? Is Naruto still sick? And did you finally remember to bring in Hoshigaki's body scroll?" Kakashi sighed and placed it on his desk. Minato groaned - but then his eyes widened and he excused his ANBUs - their chakras had spiked but he insisted that they go.

Kakashi, you see, had just lifted his headband.

He tucked his tightly-fisted hands back in his pockets. "I think it best that I keep this under wraps, sensei. –Like so many other things, ne?"

"I agree," Minato said quietly. "Can you see? –What happened to your Sharingan?" Kakashi was looking at him with the same two gray eyes he'd known his apprentice to have as a child, other than the scar. Slowly, the Sharingan manifested itself, swirling and changing shape into the Mangekyo before returning to three tomoes - and then back to gray.

"Maa, believe it or not, the Sage of Six Paths gave me a few gifts, it seems. Naru-chan admitted that you two have neglected to share some intelligence with me." Kakashi wasn't angry about it. He was furious.

Minato took a deep breath. "Tell me everything - and I'll do the same."