"Two?"
"Yep!" Yamcha sounded proud of his accomplishment as he put both hands behind his head and leaned back in his office chair.
"Like... at the same time?" Krillin arched his eyebrow.
"Yep!"
"You've fucked two women? At the same time?" Tien asked in amazement.
"Yes! Two hotties! You have no idea!" he made a gesture with his hands simulating the size of the women's breasts.
"Whaaaa! Come on, tell us the story!" Goku asked and crossed his arms.
"Go on, tell the truth, you paid for them, didn't you?" sneered Krillin. "Yeah, I know!"
"Ha! Not at all... I met them at a bar, that bar I asked you to join on Sunday night, Goku." he said to his friend who nodded in response, remembering the invitation he declined to go on a date with Chichi that, in the end, didn't end as he planned again. "I hit on one, but suddenly the other one came... It wasn't even me who proposed, the deal... it just happened. We went to my apartment and spent the night just having fun! Kale and Caulifla!" Yamcha smiled as he remembered the two naked women making a sandwich of him.
"Wow... Looks like the business has really picked up, huh!"
"Tell me about it! And I already have a new date with Caulifla."
"Are you going to continue dating one of them?"
"Man, the woman's wild! This one's great for keeping that backup, you know?" he gave a little wink. "And how was your weekend?"
"Well, my Saturday night was good, I can't complain." smiled Tien.
"You're going out with Launch, aren't you? The girl from the coffee shop!" Goku smiled as he looked at his tall, bald friend. "How's it going?"
Tien blushed slightly, although he was joking with his friends, when it came to his intimate and personal life, he didn't like to share much, he was somewhat reserved.
"We're getting to know each other... more... intimately... ...ya know!" he blushed a little more and his friends understood what he meant by that. "But, you guys, tell us about your weekends!" he hastened to change the focus of the subject.
"Ah, it was quiet, Lazuli and I stayed home." said Krillin.
"Boring!" retorted Yamcha, who raised a hand to his friend, who just rolled his eyes.
It wasn't as if his weekends were boring and or monotonous and he and his wife didn't do anything interesting, however on this specific one, they had chosen to stay home, but he decided to ignore it and then turned to Goku, questioning him:
"By the way, how was your date with Chichi?"
"It was... it was pretty good, actually." Goku said, impressed with himself for coming to this conclusion. He had really enjoyed the date, even if it hadn't ended the way he had hoped.
"Oh, so you did?" Tien smiled mischievously.
"Ehh..." Goku scratched the back of his head. "No..."
"Really?! What happened? Did her father get sick again?" asked the short, bald man.
"No."
"Man, you're on a bad luck streak! You should've gone to the bar with me, I guarantee you wouldn't leave empty-handed. There were only hot chicks in that place!"
"Ah, but if he didn't have sex with Chichi, he didn't stay high and dry." Tien pointed out. "The way this guy is, he must've called the first contact of women interested in him list. Or he went out with someone on Saturday and Friday... Has Goku ever spent a weekend without fucking?"
He gave a light laugh, and Krillin and Yamcha agreed. He not having had sex with Chichi didn't mean he hadn't gotten along one way or the other.
"Actually... This time... I spent my weekend alone. Just doing my own thing, you know... I mean, I went to Paozu on Saturday, but that's it..."
The other three exchanged confused glances.
Even Goku was surprised by this. He hardly ever spent the weekend alone and without any 'conquests', even when one didn't work out, he always had another one up his sleeve. There was always a woman available and interested in laying with him and he didn't have to work hard to get, even if he didn't repeat the same woman. However, after his encounter with Chichi, he surprisingly hadn't felt the urge to call any other woman out or to satiate his urges, and in the days before that, neither had he. Although he had relieved himself alone, but with his mind thought about the hot moment he had had with Chichi inside his car.
"Wow, that's new for me!" Tien exclaimed.
"Hold on, hold on, hold on!" Yamcha called everyone's attention. "So... If this weekend, I had sex with two women at the same time. Tien had sex with Lunch. Krillin..." he paused and looked at his short friend. "Had sex with his wife?"
"We're trying to have a baby! What do you think?"
"Well, I don't know. You didn't explain whether it was by natural methods or insemination..." Yamcha replied and Krillin crossed his arms, sulking. "And Goku didn't have sex with the waxer girl and nobody else... So you mean that, of all of us here, only Goku is the one who hasn't had sex over the weekend?" he sounded debauched. "GOKU?"
"Come on! It's not that big of a deal!"
"I'm telling you, this curse of yours has spread. You can't get any woman now!" Yamcha sneered.
"That's not it." Goku protested. He knew he could still have sex with any woman he wanted – except for Chichi, who was a little harder to get, – there was still a line of women available to him. "We... We made out in the car, but that was it. She still didn't want to give in to my charm! But she will! Soon!"
"I see..." Yamcha squinted his eyes.
"Let it go, pal! That woman's not into you!" Tien commented.
"If she wasn't, she wouldn't have given me those kisses." Goku smiled mischievously. "Besides, it was very, very close. Next time, I'm sure she'll give in!"
"That one is hard!"
"Nah, she's not that tough... She only plays hard to get, but deep down inside, she's just dying to get laid with me. I know!" Goku smiled smugly. "The moment I'd be between her legs, my friend... there's no turning back!"
Goku laughed. He was sure he would make her see stars the moment they have sex.
"But didn't she say it was just a date? Has she already agreed to go out with you again?"
"Not yet!" Goku replied to Krillin. "But I know she will change her mind. I have my methods. And like I said, she's tough, but not that much and I know that at some point her shell will fall off!"
"Man, why are you so insistent on her?" Tien questioned.
"Have you seen her?" Goku returned with another question, as if that alone was enough of an argument for him to keep trying, and that his friend's question was ridiculously stupid.
"Yeah, she's pretty and all, but... There are thousands like her out there and you can get any one of them in the blink of an eye! She won't even care about you after you have sex anyway, so let it go!"
"I honestly don't know how you can think this is a good thing, Goku, I know that clingy women suck, but I like to have my options, you know?" said Yamcha. "In case one doesn't work out, I always have my backups... If you had a backup, you could've gotten laid that weekend too. Just saying!"
"Well, I think it's way past time for you to get your life together and find someone you want to marry..." grumbled Krillin.
"Dude?! Hello?!" Yamcha snapped his fingers at Krillin. "He's cursed! Remember? How can he find someone to date and marry now, if after they have sex they can never have sex again because the woman won't want anything to do with him?"
"Hm, I guess you're right..." Krillin pondered. "It really doesn't make sense to want to get involved with someone now with that curse."
"But... Isn't marriage exactly like that?" Goku laughed at the irony. That was still crazy, but he was, in fact, under some kind of spell and had already accepted his condition.
Tien and Yamcha laughed too, while Krillin just snorted.
"Yeah, right?!" Yamcha agreed. "I guess, in the end, we're all doomed with this curse after we get married!"
"The difference is that Goku's already suffering from this curse before he gets married!" Tien added.
"Suffering? For me, this 'curse'" and Goku made the quotation marks with his finger "is a blessing!"
"Soooo..." Whis circled his fingers in the glass of sparkling water with lemon "Are you going to tell us how your second date with the handsome one went or not?!"
Chichi sighed. They were on their lunch break and she knew that would be the first thing Whis would ask her as soon as he had some time to spare. That's how it had been on their first date. It was like that every time she had a date.
She tried to avoid touching on the subject or any topic that might remind him of it, but she knew he was just waiting for the right opportunity for her to get into the smallest details.
"It wasn't a second date, because technically the first date wasn't even a real date!" she corrected, and both Whis and Cheelai rolled their eyes.
"Okay, whatever, spill it out!"
"It was nice." she replied. Simply.
"Nice?" Cheelai raised an eyebrow. "Just nice?"
"Oh, he's got a small dick, huh? What a pity... I feel sorry for you, sweetie. That's why I say that it's always better to ask right away: 'how many inches?'"
"Well... I don't... I can't say, ok?! We didn't have sex..."
"Awwww, no Chichi!" Whis threw his head back and his arms in the air. "What are you saying?
"Well, we... kissed and make out in his car, but that was it!"
"Uuuuh!" Whis let out a loud and tired groan. "Remember what your horoscope said? It said that you should remain open and receptive to whatever comes your way! I told you, you have to take the chances life gives you, sweetie, you're young, you're beautiful, you're powerful, but, forgive me, sometimes it seems you're not smart at all!"
Chichi shot him a look.
"I told you that I wasn't going to have sex with him. How hard is it for you to understand that?! Goku is... a conqueror, I know he's just trying to get me into bed..."
"And what's the problem, girl?" Cheelai questioned. "Are you a nun now by any chance? The guy's hot, he's into you, he's not an asshole, boring and arrogant... You said yourself that you're not in the mood for a serious relationship... I have seen only advantages so far!"
Chichi kept quiet in the face of the arguments, she didn't have anything to answer, so she just grunted.
"I know what the problem is!" Whis retorted and Chichi stared at him defiantly.
"Oh yeah! What's the problem then? Mr-I-know-everything!"
"Heh, you know that title doesn't belong to me. And the problem, Miss Chichi, is that you don't know how to have sex without getting attached!" he replied in the same defiant tone as her.
Chichi opened her mouth, incredulous at her friend's statement.
"This is not true!"
"Ohhhh, yes it's true!" Cheelai agreed, which made Chichi turn her head to her and stare disbelievingly at her friend's words as well. "I'm sorry, but you don't know how to have casual sex, my friend!"
"Whaa! Of course I do! I already... I have... I've had casual sex several times!"
"Yes, several times." Whis said. "But you always end up falling in love with the guy after you have sex."
"Of course not!"
"Yes! Do you remember Shallot?" Cheelai remembered. "With him was exactly like that! She was all in love after they had sex, and the guy didn't even say a word! Totally ghosted!"
"And Tarble?" Whis also commented, leaning his elbows on the table. "Same thing!"
"And there was that blond guy there, blue eyes, very stuck up... what was his name again?" asked Cheelai, and Whis answered, almost shouting:
"Blue!"
"Yes!"
"There was still another one with a very unkempt hairdo. I think it was Zamar... Zamur..."
"Zamasu!"
"Right!"
"And that one who was a little skinny, but he was cute too. Had spiky hair..."
"Er..." Cheelai pondered as she waved her hands trying to remember the name. "I remember him, I know who he is, but I don't remember the name..."
"It was Kyabe!" replied Chichi, annoyed that they were talking about her and her past relationships as if she weren't there in front of them.
"That's the one!"
"And the-"
"Okay, okay, okay, enough." Chichi squeaked and they both stopped. She straightened her posture and ignored the list of failed relationships (or near-relationships) in her love life that they were citing. "You're wrong, okay?! I'm a twenty-four years old grown-up woman and I know very well how to separate one thing from another."
"Yes, you ARE a twenty-four years old grown-up woman." Whis repeated. "But you don't know how to separate things!"
"Yes, I do! And I can prove it!" Cheelai and Whis exchanged doubtful glances. "Okay. You don't believe me, then I'm going to have sex with the first guy who asks me out and I'm going to rub it in both of your faces," she pointed her finger in Whis and Cheelai's direction, "that I'm very capable of separating the one from the other!"
"The first one?" Cheelai asked and pointed with her nose to a strange fellow who was smiling suggestively at them at the next table because Chichi had just spoken loud enough for him to hear.
The brunette made an ugly face at him and turned her face away as she answered loudly: "The first hot one! Who's not an asshole, of course, I won't go out with the first pervert that comes along either!"
The odd fellow made a disappointed face.
"Chichi, sweetie, you don't have to do that, all right. We believe you!" Whis decided to give in because she knew that Chichi would do everything to prove herself right and that this could hurt her in the end.
But it was too late and the brunette was already convinced that she could prove that she was capable of separating sex from feelings.
"No! You'll see! You're going to bite your tongue. I'll show you that I'm not a naive and innocent bumpkin, who cannot have sex freely without having to commit!"
"Oh, how stubborn... Very typical of your sign, by the way!"
And as if the news that she would have sex with the next man she went out with had spread to the world in a matter of minutes, her cell phone vibrated. When she pulled it out of her pocket, she found a message from none other than: Goku.
G: Hey, Chichi! What's up?
She opened her mouth in disbelief.
"No way!"
"What is it?" Whis asked.
"Nothing..." she tried to ignore it and put the cell back in her pocket, but her puzzled look had already given everything away.
"Come on, I know you!"
She mumbled some incomprehensible swear words and rolled her eyes before answering: "It was a message from Goku!"
Cheelai and Whis exchanged an amused look.
"Looks like we already have the candidate so you can prove your maturity." Whis said with a little bit of acidity in his voice. He liked to tease his friend sometimes.
"He just sent a 'what's up'! He didn't ask me out!"
"Yet!" corrected Cheelai, who rested her chin on her hands as she watched Chichi knit her brows together. She knew she shouldn't poke the beast, but she always ended up getting on Whis's bandwagon. "Aren't you going to answer?
"He's perfect for that, by the way!"
"Perfect, why?"
"Now, my beautiful friend, I've already done the birth chart of the two of you, and it turned out to be suuuuper sexually compatible! That's why I was surprised when you said that the last date was only nice..."
"You don't even know his sign!"
"Of course I do!" replied Whis. "Or have you forgotten that I have access to his file?"
Chichi blinked a few times and opened her mouth, again without reply, only to close it again. Her friend Whis was thinking he was too smart for her liking, and it annoyed her sometimes.
"Okay, whatever! This week I am completely swamped with things to do, I won't have time to go out with him, even if he invites me..."
"Why don't you take him to Whis' birthday party on Saturday?" Cheelai suggested.
"Yes! Good idea! Also talk to him to bring some hot friends too!" Whis smiled excitedly.
Now it was two against one. That wasn't fair.
But Chichi soon thought of a way to get around the situation and make this her victory, as well as being able to shut the mouths of her two friends who seemed to have joined forces to torment her love/sexual life (or lack thereof...). With a mischievous smile, then, Chichi proposed: "Okay then. It's decided. I'm going to have sex with Goku, and I'm not going to fall in love with him!" she sounded determined, which made Whis and Cheelai exchange a complicitous glance. "Wanna bet?"
"Ah, sweetheart, it'd be cowardly to bet such a thing with you..."
"Why?"
"Because it's obvious that you will fall in love with him, sweetie, that'd be a bet won without even starting!" Whis answered casually.
"This isn't true! I'd never fall in love with a guy like Goku! He's... he's...
"Hot, handsome, funny, nice...?" Cheelai waggled her eyebrows at her in a provocative tone.
Chichi made a face of boredom and crossed her arms before answering: "He's sexist, he only uses women for his own pleasure and to have fun, he sees women as sexual objects and as trophies that he conquers. He's not even remotely the kind of man I'd fall in love with! There's not the slightest possibility that I would fall for him! THE LEAST!" she grimaced as if this were the most improbable and ridiculous thing in the whole world. "You're the ones getting into a bet you can't win!"
They both looked at her with that look of doubt and she added: "He's hot, ok, I admit that. He really is handsome, he has a beautiful smile and a great body... But that's it! That's all he has! He's shallow! He hates his job, as far as I can tell, but it's a comfortable job, and he earns a good amount of money for his little luxuries and the trophy women he goes out with. He clearly has no interest in ever having a serious relationship with someone, he just wants to live his life without any responsibilities. I don't doubt that he has some lost child out there that he doesn't even know exists, or worse, that he knows about and pretends doesn't exist, doesn't pay alimony or something! This is not the kind of man I would fall in love with, ok?! I already know perfectly well that it's a sham!"
"Okay, so you're sure you can have sex with him without falling in love?"
Looking at her perfectly French mani, she replied: "Yeah!"
"So... if you have sex with Goku and don't fall in love with him afterward, you win the bet." explained Cheelai and Chichi nodded. "But, if you have any emotional involvement with him afterward, then we win?" she pointed at her, and Whis and Chichi agreed. "Okay, what are we betting?"
"Whoo! I know, I know!" said Whis, slightly excited. "I want that red cashmere scarf of yours!"
"Ah, good choice!" exclaimed Cheelai, ignoring Chichi's unfriendly grin. "I'll have those pearl earrings you have!"
"No! No way! I got the scarf as a gift, and you know how much I had to save to get those earrings!"
"If you're so afraid of losing the bet, we don't need to bet, sweetheart." Whis teased and Chichi pressed her jaw together.
"Uhh, all right!" she agreed. "But if I win, Cheelai will buy me lunch every day until the end of the year." she said, and her short friend frowned in protest. "And you, Whis, you'll have to give me that bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon of yours that you've been saving for a special occasion!"
"Argh! Ok!" Whis begrudgingly agreed.
Satisfied, Chichi then picked up her cell and began typing an answer for Goku. She had expected him to ask her out since their last date had been nothing more than hot kisses, but she had decided not to give him another chance. However, now she had a bet to win, so she would take her chance since Goku was so interested... If he would take advantage of her, she would take advantage of him too.
CC: I'm fine. What about you?
G: Great. :D
How is your day going? Have you tortured many people already?
CC: You know that my schedule is always full...
What about you? Have you stamped many documents?
G: Haha just a few!
You know, I was thinking, I don't think we can consider the last date as a real date!
CC: Oh yeah? and why not?
G: Well, you practically confessed a crime to me and now I'm an accomplice! It'd be a shame if the authorities got wind of it...
Chichi giggled as she read the message. He was so cheeky!
CC: What's that? A threat, by any chance? Are you going to turn me in to the police?
G: I'd never threaten a fugitive! Besides, I've seen you fight more than once and I have love for my life
And I know you torture people!
I was just thinking that maybe now that you have confided this little secret of yours to me, you might reconsider my proposal for another date?
CC: Hm, but do you really think it's safe to date a pig killer? Hahaha
G: I like to live dangerously
Chichi giggled again, which caused Whis and Cheelai to exchange one more complicit glance, but Chichi tried to disguise her giggle when she noticed them, maintaining her tough-girl pose.
CC: Okay...
Next Saturday will be my friend Whis' birthday party. Are you up for joining me?
Surprised, Goku raised an eyebrow. He didn't think she would accept his request so quickly, he thought it would take a little more talking to get her to go out with him again, but apparently, his charm was working well and she was closer than he thought to give in to his charms.
This certainly cheered him up.
G: Done! Just tell me the place and time.
Chichi smiled.
She would win that bet! At any cost!
Notes:
All right!
Now Chichi has made a bet, a difficult one. To have sex with Goku and not fall in love with him? I don't think she should've done that, she's crossing a fine line here...
But then, Goku is cursed, so... who knows? 😜
And he swears that he only wants to lie down with her because she's beautiful... Is that all, Goku? Are you sure?
Things start to get interesting, huh? Next chapter we'll see what this party holds for them...
I hope you enjoyed this chapter! ❤️
DBZWars: Maybe the Ox King wouldn't act so nice seeing his daughter making out in a strange's car in front of their house, lmao.
Oh, she may give in now, but as for her own benefits. As for Goku, well... I can't tell too much so as not to spoil anything, but he'll learn his lesson, don't you worry 😇
This nickname thing is interesting, maybe she'll come up with something!
Babaa will have an import role in this story, we'll see!