Total Drama Retrospective Interviews: A decade-ish later

by VeryUnknown

The network that ran Total Drama wanted to do something to celebrate the annual-ish anniversary of the show. Josh was called in to interview the 24 contestants from the first generation, 13 from the second, and 14 from the third generation to get the tea on their relationships with one another from their time on the show, and since the show, while catching up with the cast.

58. Amy

So it took a while for me to get through the "Pahkitew Island" cast, especially since they are so weird, and there's virtually no interactions with the cast, so I had to create a lot, compared to the other two interactions. Anyways, I'm finished with all of them, so I will post them a lot quicker this time. Also, none of the chapters for this cast will nearly be as long as the other two generations, so they are all one page.

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Josh was annoyed, "Seriously, who in the FUCK approved of this "Pahkitew" cast? What was this network on when they decided to cast these weird fucks, and put them on a season of "Total Drama"? No wonder why it was cancelled after this season."

Amy walked into the lot with her sunglasses, and didn't even bother say hi to anyone as she went through the building, walked into the green screen room, before sitting down. Everyone looked around, not sure with what to do.

"Uh, a hello, or any sort of acknowledgement would be nice," he spoke venomously, attempting to break the ice. Amy jut gave him a glare, "And take off the damn sunglasses. I didn't let more successful contestants get away with it, and I DAMN SURE am not going to let you get away with it. Anyways, I have a stack of pictures of the people you competed with, and you're going to describe your interactions with them on the show, and since the show." He put down the first picture, "Beardo the first boot is first. I'm sure you spent a lot of time with him on Playa des Losers."

She took off her sunglasses, and looked at the picture with a neutral tone, "Eh... Beardo... What is there to say? I remember getting booted, and there was a split, since him and Leonard DIDN'T get along. He was less annoying, so I hung out with him a bit. I didn't care about his sob story about trying to get to know people, but he DID know how to be a great DJ, how to sequence music, and how to create a good playlist. He got so excited because I wanted to create a cheer, but I needed music to coincide it. It was fun, I can't lie, but things changed once Rodney and Samey arrived, where I decided to use Rodney for entertainment, and Beardo got close to my sister. In general, we used one another for convenience, and haven't dealt with one another since those early weeks in Playa."

Josh's face was deadpanned, "That sounds... boring as hell. Anyways, the next person is Dave. I don't know if you had any interactions with Dave or not, but there HAS to be more content than what you just gave me."

The picture of Dave made Amy chuckle, "Oh, I like Dave". Josh let out a gasp of shock, which caused her to roll her eyes, "What? I'm not impossible to get along with. During the game, I didn't pay attention to him WHATSOEVER, but everyone knew about his annoying lust with Sky. When he was eliminated, Dave was MAD AS HELL, and turned into an emo angry freak, which warmed and entertained my rather cold heart. He ranted to me about everything, and I told him that Sky was using him, but he should have used her back. Shockingly, he was one of the few people who didn't demonize me, so I genuinely respect him for that, and we spent a lot of time together, when I wasn't with Topher. Tough love was how I was taught how to go through life, but me trying to teach him that so he could be less pathetic, was VERY hard. Over the last month, he seemed to get it, but once he was told after Sugar's boot about appearing in the finale, everything he learned went out the window."

"That's actually very interesting. So we all know about what happened in what became the series finale. How did you deal with him after that, or did you even speak to him after that," the interviewer asked, with an eager look in his eyes.

All she did was shake her head at the memory, "What no one knows is that they sent the people who didn't cameo in the family were sent home earlier. Dave and Jasmine were taken to Pahkitew Island by a blip, and they made us leave by a yacht. We went back to Pahkitew Island, and we saw what happened to Dave, so we picked him up. He told us all about what happened, and there was a more confident aura about him that was kind of... a turn on. Anyways, we communicated through social media, since we became the most hated people on our seasons, by the people in our cast, as well as the general public, so that kind of linked us together. Dave is truly misunderstood, and helped me through that hard time over the next few years. We didn't hang out much, as a lot of our conversations took place online, but we became more distant once he made up with some of the people from our cast. Overall, I would like to think that we're cool, but we're not best friends or anything."

He could not get rid of the surprise on his face, "I'm sorry, but I can't get over you and Dave being on good terms." He reached for another picture, "Ella is the next person on the list. How was it like dealing with the wannabe Disney Princess?"

Amy could not stop the eye roll she gave even if she wanted to, "The bitch is delusional, and thought she was an actual Disney Princess. I didn't even deal with her on the show, since I felt like that Maskwak team were too much of a nutjob team for me to deal with. She got eliminated, and was STILL talking about how much Sugar liked her, and apparently NO ONE told the dunce that the fatass didn't like her. Guess what, I WAS THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS. I told her EVERYTHING Sugar said about her, and told her that Sugar wanted her dead. Ella lost her mind, and cried about it for weeks, but she got the point. We DID get into a HUGE fight about who was the best Disney Princess, since I told her that Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora were a bunch of weak bitches. Jasmine is so sassy, and Mulan is a badass, and she didn't like either one of them. After that, we didn't speak much from that point onwards, thank goodness, but we would hear her singing instead. I didn't deal with her until a double date happened."

"A double date? What the hell are you talking about? And with who?" he quipped, with a raised eyebrow, and trying hard not to laugh, "Like seriously... Someone agreed to date you, and another pair decided to go on a double date with you?"

"Shut the FUCK UP you washed up bitchy D-tier substitute host. Dave and Ella started dating after the show, and it was one of the few times I saw him outside of the game. I wanted to see the shit before I believed it, and Topher was... available, so he agreed to be my date, and... it was HORRENDOUS. ALL THREE OF US were annoyed by Ella, and she kept on making every conversation about her, and acted like everything was rainbows. She needs to go back to reality, and you could tell that Dave was only using her to get over Sky. And then Ella had the NERVE to mention something about me going after my sister's crush, and I had to put her in her place. I told her that Dave was NOT attracted to her, Leonard gave her NOTHING for Sugar for a reason, and that she needs to be put in an institution. That was the last I dealt with Ella."

Josh was excited about this next person, "So Jasmine is next on the list, and from what we were able to see on the episodes, she was the ONLY person who realized that you were the trashy, vindictive twin, and was probably the ONLY person at that point in your life who preferred Samantha. How have your interactions with Jasmine been like over the last 7 years?"

Amy grunted very loudly when she was presented Jasmine's picture, "I never met anyone, man or woman who was as tall as she was, so I IMMEDIATELY thought that she was creepy. She sensed that I wanted NOTHING to do with her, and I found her to be inauthentic with a few things. Because I wanted nothing to do with her, and I told her that I was not interested in having a conversation with her, she went to suck up to Samey, which tends to happen throughout our lives. When I don't want to deal with anyone, they try to kiss up my sister, but Jasmine was the only one who stuck around. Of course Jasmine trash talked me to anyone who could listen, mainly because I told her that I was not interested in having a conversation with her. Something about her also seemed mentally off as well, which would be proven once she was mad at her boyfriend, who NEVER liked her as much as Jasmine liked him for 5 episodes. Another thing that bothered me about Jasmine was that she kept on mentioning that she was Australian, which she is, but would always divert when I asked her if she was black, because she OBVIOUSLY is. You can be a Black Australian, but she got offended when that was brought up."

"YIKES... That's a... harsh accusation that you're making about her, claiming that she is erasing her race. It just seemed like the two of you didn't vibe with one another, instead of there being an outright conflict."

"That WAS the case... until she arrived to our cast's version of Playa des Losers, which was in reality, a reservation. She and Samey kept on going ON AND ON AND ON about spending Shawn's winnings, when I never even got the vibe that he was close to Samey at all, and he seems like the selfish type, which is HIS right. They should have won their damn selves if they were planning on using the million. I called her out about her entitled way of thinking he would split with her, and she accused me of trying to ruin her relationship, just like I ruined all of Samey's interactions. Jasmine called me a bitter bitch, a miserable waste of sperm, and I had no identity without my sister. If she wanted to go for the jugular, I was going to go there as well. I called her a giant, how Shawn doesn't like her nearly as much as she likes him, and she whitewashed being black. Jasmine LOST HER MIND, AND ATTACKED ME. I wasn't going to sit there, and let myself get attacked, so I swung back, and the entire cast had to pull us apart," Amy narrated, with half joy and half annoyance in her voice. "Also, the bitch had the NERVE to accuse me of stealing Topher from my sister, when he NEVER liked her."

Josh wanted to keep the messiness going, "You and Samey were minors while you were on the show, but we know that Jasmine ended up living with you two at some point? How did that turn out?"

She immediately rolled her eyes, "For some reason, my parents felt the need to not only give Jasmine and her family one of our houses to live in, but they started having Jasmine SLEEP OVER ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY. SAMEY felt like she had a battery in her back now, so the two of them gung up on me EVERY CHANCE I GOT, ESPECIALLY when we all went to school together. It was HORRIBLE. Anyways, I heard some noises coming through their bedroom, and there were sexual noises and movements happening with the two of them in that room. I told Jasmine's boyfriend, and she LOST HER MIND at me, because she knew it was true. She finally got the hell on somewhere, and I've barely had to deal with her, outside of the one time Rodney told me that her and Shawn's relationship is in the shits because he is VERY insecure about Jasmine being friends with other guys."

He started to chuckle, "Wow, and I thought the second generation had some undercover messiness. Maybe looking into this whacko cast might cause for some good tea to be discovered. So Leonard is next on the alphabet, and he's one of the only other people who was booted before you. This meant... that the two of you spent most of the season as losers."

"Yeah, I get it... and Leonard sucks. I HONESTLY think his mother took some acid drugs when she was pregnant with him, since the sicko REALLY DID think he was an actual wizard, witch, or whatever you want to call it. I never even thought of dealing with him when I was in the game. When I got rigged out of the game by my sister, Leonard and Beardo were GOING AT IT, and I found it to be very entertaining. As I spent the next few weeks there, Leonard kept on calling me Samey, and it REALLY pissed me off. He was SO insistent on it, EVEN AFTER I corrected him, and told him that I am Amy. He also wanted me to do a bunch of potions and spells with him, and after I spelled it out to him that witchery doesn't exist, HE THEN TRIED TO VERBALLY ATTACK ME! FUCK LEONARD," she ranted angrily, and had to get her breath control together. "Also, he got mad at me a year or so later because I revealed that Samey and I were the first ones who were offered the spinoff, but we rejected because we hated one another, and being forced to work together would be disastrous. LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IN OUR CAST WAS OFFERED THE SPINOFF BEFORE HE WAS, BUT WE ALL REJECTED. Leonard couldn't take that fact."

"Alright, Max is next, and he was on Team Kinosewak with you. When I saw him put on the cast, it was immediate TO ME that the show was not going to last much longer. The entire point of "Total Drama" was to put teenagers that you see in everyday life interact with one another in remote locations, but someone who is as tall as a toddler, has purple hair, and acts like a children's sitcom cartoon just didn't fit," he spoke, before giving her a picture of Max.

Amy refused to even take the picture she was give, "I... I can't look at ugliness for too long, and looking at ugliness for a second is too long. He was another one who I think was a druggie baby, not even just because of his erratic and delusional behavior like he's Doofenshmirtz. I remember him threatening me with a bunch of things he would do to me, since he knew I didn't like him. Everyone thought he and Scarlett liked one another, since they were always around each other, so I would use it to make fun of and bother him. There were times where he would light my bed with his magnifying glass because of some ants or whatever, and he KEPT ON DOING IT AFTER I TOLD HIM TO STOP. He ended up getting thrown from our cabin in a tree onto the floor. What a waste of DNA he is, and I didn't feel SHIT about the epiphany he had."

Josh's interest was peaked, "What epiphany? Was this during the season?"

"It was when our cast got together when "The Ridonculous Race" was filming, because no one took him seriously, and by that point in time, everyone watched him flop as a villain, so he had to realize the identity he built for himself. Max is BALLING HIS EYES OUT because HE HAD TO MOVE ON FROM VILLAINY, and it was a joke. I didn't care about anything he said, and I told him that his parents should have swallowed. And I said that because he tried to set up my dude with my sister, just to make me miserable. No one in the cast liked him, and I remember MANY of the producers admitting that he was their biggest casting mistake."

"Alright, and the next person is also another person who was on your team in Rodney, who had a HUGE crush on you during the show, but you COULD NOT STAND him, which I found to be VERY hilarious," Josh reminded her, while giving the picture to her.

A cackle left her mouth, "Things with Rodney and I are... interesting. Listen, I REALLY DO NOT LIKE people who don't know how to speak properly, and him being from the countryside was NO excuse. He was HUGE, was SO DEFINED, and his muscles are SO AMAZING, so I THOUGHT I could use him to further myself in the game. I would try to have conversations with him, but I'm not a miracle worker, and MUMBLES, which is what I call him, but I would lose my patience because he didn't comprehend Grade 2 English. Any type of strategizing was IMPOSSIBLE, and he thought that me ATTEMPING to speak to him meant that I was ENDLESSLY IN LOVE WITH HIM. I TRIED to give him the hint that there's nothing there, but he never got it, so I had to get... aggressive with my message and approach."

He started to smirk with her, "So you started punching him around. And how did you think about him acting the same way with Jasmine and Scarlett? How was it like dealing with him after you both were booted early?"

"We were booted early, and I was still annoyed with everyone who was there. Rodney was INSISTENT on flexing and strutting his stuff in front of me, so he was CLEARLY trying to get his attention. I have... needs, and Rodney wanted to be a servant, so I had him... use his tongue and those muscles for good use. I STRICTLY told him that there was NOTHING romantic between us, and it was just sexual, until my guy... arrived to the reserve. I had Rodney EVEN MORE WHIPPED THAN BEFORE, because even after I COMPLETELY curved and blocked Rodney romantically, he kept on contacting me, and he learned some English, as well as grammar. Scarlett went to jail/juvie or whatever, and Jasmine blocked him for years, so he was INSISTENT on speaking to me. We were able to have some sort of conversation, so it wasn't an UTTER PAIN to deal with him. Rodney thinks we are friends, but it's just that I don't HATE him like I did when we were on the show," she explained in a slightly uninterested tone, and barely even looking at Josh.

He handed Amy the picture of another evil person, "We are going to skip your sister and save her for last, so we are going to move onto one of the few people more evil than you in Scarlett. I don't remember the two of you interacting from your VERY short time on the show."

Amy looked at her picture for a bit before commenting, "I knew something was VERY OFF about her from the very beginning, and that there's something not delusional, but not genuine about her. I didn't think she would be an evil mastermind, but I did think she was a few tiers below that. Scarlett was ALWAYS putting stuff in her HUGE bun, so I knew something was off, and the fact that she wore glasses that OBVIOUSLY had no prescription was just lame. For some reason, SHE NEVER BELIEVED my story about Samey and I, so she would ask a bunch of horrendous, invasive, and stupid questions, making it VERY KNOWN that she didn't believe me. I was not here for it, and we DID get into it, ESPECIALLY when I called out her fake glasses, and rehearsed ass speech."

"Well Scarlett is the only one on your horrendous cast to have any brains, so of course she knew that you were omitting A LOT of stuff regarding the relationship with your sister, and she didn't have to be told it was a bunch of BS. She outright stated such on the show."

"Scarlett knew I was getting closer and closer to having her number, and she started doing these weird twitches and heavy breathing while trying to contain her anger. Her voice started changing and a bunch of shit, her eyes and eyebrows started twitching, and it was REALLY creepy. It wasn't until A LOT later that I was told Scarlett gave my sister the idea of the apple, and to poison me to get me out. That bitch is lucky she got arrested, though I know for a fact she tried to contact Rodney once she went into house arrest, but was mad because he liked me more? That entire situation was weird, and I just didn't care," she explained with a monotonous voice, and looking at her nails.

Josh just made a "hmm" noise, before reaching out for the next picture, "Alrighty that is somewhat interesting. Scarlett being arrested for so long would definitely affect her ability to bond with the cast over the years. You mentioned something about telling Shawn about some alleged sexual antics between Jasmine and Samey. Outside of that, what was your relationship with him?"

All the blonde woman did was let out a series of dark laughs, "There's some interesting tea there. I thought Shawn was just as weird as most of the lunatics in the season, and his zombie apocalypse, conspiracy theory stuff was A LOT worse than what was shown. He literally raided production SEVERAL TIMES, and held back filming A LOT in the beginning, to the point where we would have to hold challenges back for HOURS. We were not on the same team, and I would overhear Samey and Jasmine talk about Shawn, but he made it clear TO ME (he thought I was Samey at the time) that he did not like me, when he was actually referring to her. When I came back to attack my sister after rigging me out, Shawn apparently lost his mind, and they didn't show him ATTACKING ME, and we got into an outright brawl because he thought killing a zombie would solve things. It felt good to finally ATTEMPT to punch some sense into him. Chef had to break it up, but they edited that entire scenario weirdly."

"So you mentioned that he said some stuff to you about Samey, and you would tell him about how she and Jasmine got a bit too close. Spill a lot more," Josh pushed eagerly in their question.

"Listen, I never got to see Shawn after my sister got eliminated in the season, but even by the premiere party, he felt like Samey was too much of a third wheel, and that he barely even got time to spend time with Jasmine after the show, when she was barely even in Canada at the time. During that entire week the cast was together, he was miserable, and after a few drinks, I was able to get him to spill his annoyance against them to me. After a while, he made up with Samey, and tried to accept their threesome situation, while MAKING SURE I NEVER said ANYTHING about him bashing my sister to me. He was SO COLD to me, though it was HIM to ranted about the girls friendship to me. Of course as the years went on, Shawn got MORE AND MORE ANNOYED, and he felt shut out by them for some reason. I saw an opportunity, and I took it when I heard the two making sexual noises in her room. Shawn wanted proof, and... all I had to do was to put my phone on speaker, and put it against my wall, where he heard noises. A BUNCH of drama happens, and it all got turned on me. Shawn didn't even THANK ME for confirming his suspicions, but he needed to be in a mental institution anyways."

Josh let out a soft clap, "That's definitely some good tea, and will be something that I will pin when I get to the three of them. Anyways, I don't recall you having anything to do with Sky, since you were on opposite teams, she made it to the finals, and you were booted very early. What experiences did you have with her, if you had any?"

She had no reaction when looking at the picture, and it took her quite a bit before she said anything, "She was the uber athlete of the season I guess, but I never personally cared for her type of "I want to prove that I'm not a girly girl, so I am going to show that I can keep up with the guys" attitude. I found her and Dave to be NAUSEATING, and I was glad to not be subjected to that GAGINESS for long. So we genuinely didn't interact much of one another due to the reasons you stated, but the bitch had A LOT to say about me after I was gone. With me trying to steal Samey's crush, when NO ONE had a crush on her, to me judging Sky's relationship with Dave, and Jasmine telling her A BUNCH of trashy shit. It also did not help that I took up for Dave, and put her on blast when the season was airing."

"Ooh, I had no idea about this, which is probably because most people tuned out of the show, and the "TD" social-media verse by that time," Josh commented, before asking, "What was the reason of this? Did it involve Dave?"

Amy moved her head side to side, as she squinted her eyes, "Kind of...I was already annoyed with her trashing me after I left, despite not even knowing me. So I called the fake native out while the season was airing, as we watched the episodes, and that she faked her feelings for Dave AND her boyfriend, just like she faked her heritage. Sky didn't like that AT ALL, and decided to get dirt from Samey to bash me on social media, and essentially doxed me online, where I got harassed for MONTHS. The social media stuff went BACK AND FORTH for about a year, especially since I was defending David for Sky gaslighting him during the entire season. When we met up while the spinoff was filming, she called me a race baiter and a racist for claiming that she lied about her race, and I called her a piece of trash for putting my address and phone number out there to be doxed and harassed. She claimed that she was such good friends with Ella, but was trying to flirt with Dave THE ENTIRE TIME WE ALL HUNG OUT, AND DAVE WAS DATING ELLA AT THE TIME. We did throw hands after a point during that stay, since the tension was just too thick, and she also tried to jump me. Fuck her to hell and back, and she even more than Jasmine tries to use my sister to piss me off. She's the fakest one out of the entire cast, and she was also caught using steroids, which is why her Olympic career ended before it started."

He went for another picture, and had an antiquated look while passing it on, "Gosh, I think Sugar might be the only woman on this cast that's more irritating than you, outside of Scarlett. I could only imagine the horrible interactions between the two of you."

"Oh gosh, things were so up and down with Sugar and I, but I knew she was a jealous fat burger trick gumdrop from the start. She glared at all of the pretty girls of the season, meaning everyone else that wasn't her, but I didn't pay attention to her for SEVERAL reasons. As the game went on, and I was on the sidelines, I was impressed that she was able to make it as far, and pull off some moves. During her lonely week at the resort that the eliminated stay in, we kind of got together, and became a little clique, but it was clear that it was mainly because everyone hated the two of us, and we needed a temporary ally. She was a MESS because she was humiliated for being untalented, but I gave her... tough love, and told her to get over it, as she was looking pathetic. I attempted to teach her a cheer, and how to apply decent makeup, and she barely passed. We did not remain in contact after the show, until I let it be known I I knew some information about Dave and Ella," she explained with a sing-song tone in her voice, as Amy was proud of what happened.

Josh was kind of scared, but invested in anticipating what she was going to say, "What did you do Amy? You and Sugar being frenemies could be the best, or the worst thing that ever happened?"

The twin tried her best to hide a laugh, "So Sugar thought that Ella was sleeping with Leonard at the time, since Sugar managed to CON Leonard into dating her, so I entertained her delusions for a bit, to stir some drama between them, and for Ella to realize that Sugar WAS NOT HERE FOR HER. Once things got out of control, I dropped the ball about Dave and Ella publicly, which caused A BUNCH of drama between the four of them. I told Dave about my plans ahead of time, and he was fine with it. It essentially caused A LOT of drama between Leonard and Sugar's situation ship, sine he cared a lot about Ella, and it pissed Sugar off. Despite me helping her lose some weight, while maintaining some of her curves, Sugar got VERY JEALOUS because I had a thriving relation-situationship, while hers COMPLETELY fell apart. She could not hold her resentment, so it caused A LOT of conflict between the two, and I had to give her a NASTY READ about her poor excuse of an existence, and that her parents REALLY should have swallowed her. It lead to her attacking me, and then that was the end of Sugar and Amy's "frienemies" situation."

He handed another picture, and instantly saw her face light up, "So Topher is the second last person on the list, and I see that he's clearly "the guy" you've been referring to. I DO remember you mentioning about how he thought Samey was fat. We never saw him interact with... ANYONE of the cast, so I am interested in hearing the dynamic that we didn't see."

"Well, you check out the cast, and he was CLEARLY the hottest one BY GALLONS of the cast, so he was someone that caught my interest. They've never had twins on the show before, but he would definitely check us out, though I could tell he looked at me more, and could you blame him? Generally I tuned him the fuck out whenever he was rambling about Chris, since I just didn't give a SINGLE FUCK about that, but I did notice that he liked me more than Samey. He was always sitting closer to me, trying to get me to laugh, and was the first person to notice the difference between the two of us. What did interest me was how ruthless and knowledgeable he was, as he went for what he wanted, and used the behind the scenes stuff about show business to his advantage. Topher started flirting with me, and I started flirting with him back, but SAMEY got mad because I guy who she thought was hot started cherishing me. Yeah, there was a WHOLE storyline about the three of us that was edited out of the show. Topher and I had an understanding; he scratches my back, and I scratch his back. He saw through Samey and her antics as well, so he took it REALLY HARD when I was robbed out of the game. There WAS a change once he arrived to the resort though, especially since him and Samey grew closer, which I don't understand WHY. She's always obsessed with my leftovers."

"But you said, which is the only line we have to reference on this that aired on the show, is that he called her fat. So he thought this, while getting closer to her after you were booted?" he questioned, not knowing what to think of this.

Amy just let out an irritated groan, "HE DID say that, since he could tell the difference between us due to me being a lot more fit, and her being a lot less... fit. There was some immediate drama that happened between the three of us, since she thought I was lying, so we both confronted him when he arrived. We didn't speak for a week or so after that, since he thought that I threw him under the bus, but he crawled into my bed because he was scared of the thunder from outside. We shared a kiss, which turned into a make out session, and he realized that I was the better person to be with. The rest of that time at the resort had us getting to know one another, and we became REALLY GOOD friends with benefits, which we did decide to continue out of the show. He got annoyed with Samey for latching onto Jasmine and Shawn, and completely ditched him once we left the show. I do appreciate that he was one of the FEW people who defended me as the season aired, and had enough sense to realize that I was the better twin, and I defended him about the shit edit he got on the season. We decided to go out with Dave and Ella, since there was talk about us going public with everything, and that was the first step. The date went really well, he met my parents, and I met his parents. It was around the time of the finale airing that we met A BUNCH of people from the second cast, as the two casts spent about a week together. He spent ALL OF HIS TIME WITH THAT JERSEY TRAMP, WHICH PISSED ME OFF. I didn't get along with that bitch, so I slept with her side piece Thunder or whatever his name is. Topher didn't like all of that."

Josh's eyes widened once he was reminded of something, "Yes, I was told about some fallout between the two generations about this. Were you still dealing with him when he allegedly slept with Dakota?"

"We stopped dealing with one another romantically since then, since there were hotter dudes I was dealing with, but I at least thought we were good enough friends. That rumor was going around, but he did lie to me about it, and we were talking about getting into a full-fledged relationship, but THAT stopped it all. CONVENIENTLY, he and Samey started getting close, and I have no idea if they were sleeping with one another or not. Either way, I was COMPLTELY disgusted with what happened, and I didn't speak to him for a VERY long time. After I made him apologize and BEG for several months, I said I forgave him. We're cool enough, I guess, since he is arguably my closest friend from the season," she explained, hoping that the blush did not show on her face.

He went to grab the final picture, which was of her twin sister, "Okay, we never got an explanation on the show as to why the two of you hated one another. The show never took the time to give the feud some dimension and depth. We just see you kick her and attempt to kill her."

Amy cut in immediately, and rolled her eyes, "I DID NOT try to kill her, but I DID try to harm her. My issue with Samey stemming from when we were young is that she's a whiny crybaby, and plays the victim all the time. Whenever our parents would lecture us, all she did was cry, whine, and play victim, while I just went on with my business, and moved the hell on. I remember a time where we were 6, and we ended up getting dye everywhere. We were both punished, and I took the punishment on the chin, while she whined about it for MONTHS. Our parents were weird, since they were VERY strict, but also absent parents as well, where it caused them to only see us as a duo, and not really get to know us as an individual, so when one did something, we BOTH got in trouble, and that behavior somewhat continued on in school. This caused a lot of the kids to get annoyed with her especially, but I would have to deal with it, since our parents signed us both on programs, like cheerleading. People at school didn't like her because they saw through her gag-worthy antics as well, while also having no personality outside of those antics. People gravitate to those who have more personality, which I have TONS OF, but she blames ME for why no one likes her. What people didn't realize until the show was that she has a very vindictive side to her, which I always saw through, but many people didn't, because she would act like a wallflower when she got in trouble. I called HER Samey because she would morph into whatever was in front of her like a mirror, in order to hide from her bullshit."

"Alright, so I want you to explain the process of the both of you being on the show, and how your dynamic translated to the show, where it became worse than it ever was up to this point?" he explained, trying to steer the conversation.

All she did was sigh from the memory, "We both were fans of the show, but we liked different people. I LOVED the villains, while she loved the boring manufactured protagonists/good people. Despite this, I was not going to try out for the show, and she did apply for the show. She is SO STUPID because SHE mentioned me in her audition, where obviously the producers are going to follow up on that lead. They contacted me about this, and then I put the pieces together that Samey auditioned without me. They told me to make an audition tape, and I did where I elaborated on being the superior twin. Samey lied and told people that I snuck on the show behind her back, and tried to steal the opportunity without her, but the truth is that the producers did not want her without me. Before we were filming on the blip, we were arguing about that, and she was saying that she was not going to let me overshadow this experience for her. From the beginning, she was weak socially, and the entire team didn't like her but Jasmine because of her wallowing, victimization, and contributing nothing to the competition. I was getting to know people, and once she saw that Topher was interested in me, she LIED AND TOLD EVERYONE THAT I STOLE HIM FROM HER. I did not want to be on her team, because I wanted to shine on my own, but the producers clearly had their own agenda. They wanted us to explode, and that's exactly what we did. I outplayed, outstrategized, and outsocialized her but then she OUTRIGHT CHEATED, AND TRIED TO POISON ME. I have NEVER done anything like that before, and the producers as well as Scarlett KNEW about this, so I was MORE than pissed off. I threw a fit at the reserve and the producers who were there, and they weren't going to help me get back to the island, so I essentially broke in the production room, stole things which included a boat, and made my way there."

He could not help but soak it all in, "That's definitely a lot more than what the show explained. So you arrive to blow her spot, and you two are immediately sent out of the game. How was it like dealing with her during that time?"

"We fought for a few days, because she was mad that I blew her spot up, and I was mad that she cheated me out of the game. It got so bad to the point that we were both sent to the hospital for injuring one another, and the producers ACTUALLY BROUGHT A THERAPIST ONTO THE RESORT. Everyone was tired of the both of us, and demanded for us to stop fighting, or else we will be kicked out of the resort, sent home early, and lose our stipend. After a while, we stayed out of one another's way, I hung out with the likes of Topher and Dave, while she hung out with the likes of Ella and Beardo, until Jasmine showed up. I did notice a lot of fakeness, where the cast didn't choose a side between the two of us, but when it AIRED, and the public liked Samey more, MOST of them started trashing me in public, and started unblocking me. SO MANY OF THEM encouraged me to get harassed, in order to support her, when they didn't even feel that way during the season. Even my parents started choosing sides, when they didn't care about either one of us beforehand. I... I actually tried to get emancipated," she explained with a lot of pain and anger in her voice.

"I'm... I don't know if I should apologize for your experience or not," he elaborated in a soft voice, especially with her trying to fight off tears. "So how were things like between the two of you in the years since the show?"

She groaned before speaking, "We don't speak now, and I'm glad that we don't. After exposing her and Jasmine's affair to Shawn, there was a huge fallout, and our family chose sides in the matter, so I left them all behind. I rarely go to the "Total Drama" events where I know she and her clique will be in attendance, but the few people that ride for me are cool. I am now just focusing on engaging in Martial Arts, which I have pursued in ever since my time on the show, and HEAVY EXTENSIVE THERAPY. They told me that I need to use my "trauma" and aggression for something more productive, so they recommended me going into Martial Arts. I have went on several tournaments around the world over the last few years, so I have been doing that in conjunction with the cheerleading career I already started, and she THANKFULLY left after the show."

Josh kind of froze for a bit, "So you skipped ahead, since that was the last question I was going to ask. Anyways, I did hear of some drama with you and some of the people from the second generation cast. Who from the other two generation casts have you interacted with?"

"Yes, that was because of the mess with Topher and I. He decided to see Anne Maria to piss me off, and I decided to see Lightning to piss him off, and because Lightning was hot as hell. I wanted a piece of him, and we had sex for a while. The whore Snooki bitch got in her feelings, got in my face about the situation, and then swung on me, so I fought her. Dakota was also hooking up with Topher, and I put that on blast, which caused her and I to go back and forth. Justin was someone who I hooked up with when the first cast met up with our cast while the spinoff was filming, he's also friends with Topher, and I did speak to the AleHeather couple for a bit during that time, just to make the time go by quicker. Nothing else really stands out regarding dealing with those two casts."

"Alright, and here is the final question. What have you learned from your experience since the show?"

She went to play with her nails, as she attempted to think about anything she learned. Amy then moved to playing with her hair, and this took a few minutes, before she saw Josh glare at her, "WHAT? I didn't learn anything form the show. I already knew how awful most people are, how flaky most people are, how manipulative and shady my sister is, etc. it only confirmed everything I knew about people. I believe I answered all of your questions, so I'm gonna go."

Josh saw her get up, and he was annoyed with her attitude, so he waved her off, "Bye bitch. Right when I was starting to feel sorry for your ass. No wonder why everyone hates you."