Author Notes:
Good Ebening Ladies and Gentleman. And yes. That EBENING IS SPELT LIKE I WANTED TO SPELL IT!
Finally! We reached towards the first KP film chapter... Second chapter I mean. It will be different and a bit weird too be honest compared to the original. Much shorter than anticipated... I think. You be the judge. Anyways, hope you enjoy!
Yes I'm late, but be happy that it's here.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or any other relevant stuff. KP is the property of the Walt Disney Company. My OC Characters are owned by me.
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FLASHBACK
Middleton - January 2019
A few months had passed since Kim and Ron saved Mr Paisley from his laser grid to protect his collection of... Cuddle Buddies. Yeah... Strangely enough, that would be the moment that Team Possible would be born! They skyrocketed in popularity after that day. But it was probably a little too much for the pre-teens. Playing catch up at times and having to monitor their own website.
Kim has been heavily requested from many people across her town, her state and even across America!
They often kept on refreshing their page every few minutes to see if a request for help came through.
"Refresh... Refresh... Refresh... Refresh... Re...Fresha!" Ron says clicking the refresh button on top of the page with the mouse pad.
"Ron, this is getting a bit ridiculous, we've been monitoring the site everyday for 5 months straight. It's impossible for us to keep up. We gotta find someone who can monitor the site. We cant just refresh the page and email every 5 seconds, we'll eventually fall behind in our work and classes." Kim says to her best friend.
"I can handle it. Maybe we should buy those bird dipping things to press the button for us." Ron suggests gesturing the toy's action.
"A Drinking bird toy? No. What if someone needs our help fast? How would it alert us then?"
"We can always take our phones to class?"
"With my data plan? And what if they confiscate our phones? No chance Ron."
"Fine! What do you propose KP?" Ron lounges in the chair.
"I reckon we should get someone to volunteer to assist us with our site."
"Volunteer?"
"Well we can't pay them Ron. We're 12, we only get our allowances every month." Kim says.
"Yeah that's true. Hmm... Then who's going to help us?" Ron asks.
"Hmm. Maybe my parents can help? But they could be too busy at times. What about your parents?" Kim asks.
"Same boat as you. Maybe... Your Cousin Larry! He's a techno guy."
"Absolutely Not. I will have to see him everyday!" Kim says.
"What about Jim or Tim? Or both of them?" Ron suggests.
"You really want them to sabotage my site?"
"Come on KP. Why would theeeeeeyyy..." Kim gave Ron a look, before changing his answer. "No. We wouldn't want that."
"Then no Tweebs!" Kim exclaims, clearing not wanting them to have the power to edit her homepage.
"Fine. So what else do you suggest? We interview random strangers to come outside our houses that want to apply for a position to be our website admin?"
"That's... Actually not a bad idea Ron." Kim says.
"What is?"
"Interview people for the admin job. It's a good idea."
"You think so?"
"Sure. We would have to set up some interviews and run some background checks. It might take some time, but I'd give it a few days and we will have our admin person in no time!"
Over the next month, Kim went to work on finding a perfect candidate to run her website. But it was hit and miss. Some had flaws, while others were difficult to work with. Not many people wanted to work for free.
Another person leaves their small stand as Kim deduces another failed candidate. A month flew past and would expect to face another month of this, "This is harder than I thought Ron." Kim says, leaning her elbow on the stand.
"Having second thoughts of using the Tweebs?"
"(Sighs) I haven't got any other choice... Do we have anyone on the list left?
"... It appears we have one left...Wade.. Load?" Ron reads the name on the list
"Interesting. How did we miss that?" Kim looks at the name on the list.
"Beats me."
Kim looks around for anyone walking or driving by. But couldn't see anyone arriving for the interview.
"I can't see anyone coming. You sure we didn't interview him already?" Kim asks.
"Can't recall seeing a Wade. We had a Dwyane before."
"...And that's relevant to this because?" Kim says.
"It sounded familiar. Like the ex NBA basketball player."
Kim groans at Ron's irrelevance to the situation at hand.
"Well there's a phone number, let me call it." Kim says using her phone to call the number.
She rings the phone number and hears it ring before going straight to voicemail.
'Email sent.'
"Huh? What did you say?" Kim says over the phone.
The phone hangs up, "That's weird. The voicemail said 'Email sent'. What email?"
"Beats me." Ron says with his arms up shrugging.
'DING'
Just then, Kim gets an email notification. The email had a few instructions and an attached link. Kim was suspicious about this mysterious link and the phone number she just called up. She followed the instructions, finding her laptop and accessing her email.
Her and Ron managed to set up inside her room and were about
"If this link causes viruses on my computer, this Wade person is going to buy me a new one." Kim says. Little did she know, this person was going to help her heaps!
The link send Kim's laptop to a program which has a loading bar and suddenly there faces appear on the computer. Their eyes light up as they were now pretty nervous what would happen next.
It was then a young African-American boy wearing a blue shirt greets them. He had a piece of paper in his hands as he read from it.
"I-I see you guys followed my instructions. I-It's lovely to meet you two." The boys says.
Both pre-teens were quite confused by this. Kim starts talking.
"Uhh.. Is this Wade?"
"T-that's me! (Nervous Laugh) How are you guys?"
"I'm good Wade. So you're the final applicant on our list." Kim says.
"But the position is still available?"
"Yes it is."
"Well, you must have saved the best for last."
"It looks to be that one. By the way. My name is Kim Possible and this is Ron Stoppable." Ron waves at the camera.
"Hi Kim and Ron. S-sorry I can't meet up in person, I hope it doesn't ruin my chances of getting the position. So I heard you guys were looking for someone to monitor you site, work on your administration and keeping it up to date. That includes notifications and updates of tasks."
"Yes Wade, that's sort of the thing we require... Uh, can I ask you a personal question Wade... How old are you if I may ask?" Kim says. She thought Wade might have been a midget or have a form of dwarfism. He looked young, slightly nervous, but sounded like he knew his stuff in regards to websites.
"Well I'm 8."
"...8... Years old you mean?" Ron says.
"You got it."
Both Kim and Ron looked at each other.
"Can you please give us a second Wade." Kim says to the newly found 8 year old boy.
"Of course. Take all the time." The boy says as the screen turned blank.
"Wait! He must have ended the video call. So what do you reckon Ron?" Kim asks her best friend.
"Well... He's the same age as Jim and Tim. But we don't even know him. How do we know if he'll do a good job? He's just a kid."
"Which is potentially doing this good job as a volunteer. He's just trying to help us lighten our load. Maybe we can give him something each week. Like $5." Kim suggests.
"Oh" Both pre teens got a spook on their laptop as the young boy appear "And, if you're curious if I have any qualifications. I've completed high school, completed college in about 9 months and did it all without leaving my house." Wade boasts about his education.
Both teens were starstruck at the young boy. Internally inside their heads, they thought he was lying. How can a 8 year old graduate from Middle School, High School and has graduated College within 9 months! Ron actually believed him.
"You... Graduated from school already? How! And can you think you can get me that kind of deal?" Ron says.
"Ron!" Kim says.
"What? Maybe then I can keep an eye on our website and have my school diploma." Ron says.
"Well I'm what they call, a child prodigy. I actually just graduated high school last year and almost graduating from college in a few months time. So I might have jumped the gun with that." Wade says.
Kim relieased that Wade was just as smart as herself, Ron and her twin brothers. Sure they can handle the website despite being almost 8, but they would instead prank their sister and humiliate her with some blackmail and embarrassing photos. It ain't easy living in a house with twin brothers... Younger twin brothers.
"So you are more than qualified with computer technology, programming and amongst other things relating to electronics." Kim says.
"100%"
"And I'm assuming you never left the video call just before, did you?" Kim realised the blank screen thing was a trick by the boy, to understand what he needs to improve to get the position.
Super sneaky move.
"Nope. I never left. I Just wanted to eavesdrop and see your reactions."
"Well, we don't know you well enough. So I hope you have no hard feelings if we discussed about anything that may have bothered you." Kim says with honesty.
"None taken at all. But would it be better if I tell you that, I actually live in Middleton, just like you guys." Wade says.
Both teens eyes widen, he had the power to know which town the teens live in. "Well that's impressive, but there must be millions of towns like that around the-" Ron says, before being interrupted.
"Middleton, Colorado, United States of America.. To be exact."
Now both teens were scared. He knew which country, state and town they lived in... He was actually living in the same town as them as well!
"You know where we live?" Kim says amazed, but trying to act not nervous. This kid might be trying to lure them into something very dangerous. Kim was having some regret not picking someone else earlier now!
"Let's just say that's classified. But don't worry, I'm not a serial killer or anything like that. Plus to sweeten the deal, you guys don't have to pay me a cent. My services are for free."
"Really? It doesn't seem fair. Not even a few dollars a week?" Kim says.
"On the contrary. I would be more than happy to do everything for free. Think of it as an honour to be assisting you Kim. I'd love to help make the world a better place, save lives, clean up from all who is evil and so much more. But in order for me to continue all of this. I must communicate remotely. I hope you understand my conditions."
Both friends stared at each other with a smile, they wanted him to straight away.
"When can you start?" Kim asks.
"I already am. I just upgrade your website to the premium benefits."
"Already! H-how?" Kim says amazed. In the past few minutes, she and Ron have experienced a roller-coaster full of emotions from Wade.
"Let's just say I may have been guaranteed the position before this video call occurred. Observe on the small screen on the bottom left. I've fixed your website to make a box full of helping requests. So I can keep an eye on the important missions for you guys. Made it more secured for you, prioritised the importance of the requests you received, and finally I added your famous slogan to it's homepage. Maybe down the track we can add a short music video to the site and maybe across the web to advertise your services." Wade says explaining.
"Spankin!"
"Dude, I think we're going to get along just fine." Ron says.
"So if there is any sitchs nearby, you'll let us know right away." Kim says.
"Sitchs?"
"Oh sorry. I call sitch, short for situation. You'll slowly pick up my teen slang quite quickly." Kim explains. Wade understood what she meant by that.
"Oohhh... Gotcha! Well I would keep in contact with you guys and give you daily updates. Over time we can work things out and maybe, if you're lucky enough the boys from MIST. That's Middelton Institute of Science and Technologies can help me resource a device personally for you to use."
"Wow! You would make one just for little old me?" Kim says feeling honoured. Her own personal device!
"Certainly."
"Can you make me one too!" Ron adds.
"Ron, one thing at a time. We don't wanna scare Wade off." Kim says to Ron. She didn't want to push Wade to do too much, as they just hired him only moments ago. They didn't want to scare a vital asset away.
"I'd be more than happy to build you one Ron, but I'll see if the boys from the college have enough resources for me to build one."
"Boo-yah!"
"So I'm guessing I got the position?" Wade asks.
"100% Wade. Welcome to Team Possible!" Kim welcomes him, as Wade has a smile on his face.
This is awesome! You know. I think Team Possible is just going to do juuuuust fine. What's the worse that can happen?" Ron says.
...
..
.
Sadly, just a year and a bit later, the team would change significantly as Ron would leave Team Possible, as he had to relocate to the United Kingdom.
Present Time - 1:37AM
At The Possible Residence
It was the middle of the night within the town of Middleton.
Kim was sound asleep in her bedroom. She had an early night, being a school day tomorrow.
Kim suddenly hears a loud beeping noise from her device.
'Beep-Beep, De-Deep'
Kim moves around in her sleep.
'Beep-Beep, De-Deep'
Kim's eyes open up and groans tiredly. She turns over to reach for her device on the nightstand. Kim knew it was Ron, due to the time difference.
No way Wade would ever be up at this hour.
She answers her Kimmunicator.
"Ron, it's the middle of the night, I'll call you when it's morning time." Kim says.
"Close but no cigar Kim."
"Wade?" Kim says.
"That be I."
"I didn't except you to be up at this time... Can it wait until morning? I've got to a big plan for Justine tomorrow. She's trying to do the whole project herself and just giving her a taste of her own medicine." Kim says.
"Oh alright then, I'll call you in the morning."
"Great." Kim was about to hang up, until Wade said his next sentence.
"And I'm guessing you don't wanna stop the robbery that's in progress as we speak."
"Thanks Wade. Goodni- Wh-What! A robbery in progress! Where?"
"Ah! That woke you up. Down at the Tri-City Museum."
"That's like a 8 minute run from here. Who's the culprit."
"It appears to be Monty Fiske."
"Fiske escaped? I swear these prisons have no security procedures. They just hire anyone these days." Kim says.
"Hey, the worlds in an unemployed crisis right now. And they would hire anyone so they don't risk being under staffed. Including prisons. Not many would want to have that kind of job."
"Well that's where we come in. But never fear. I'm on it!" Kim says jumping out of her bed.
"Great. I've called Paul twice already but he's still asleep."
"Okay, keep trying to call him. I'll get changed." Kim signed off from Wade. She goes towards her closet and quickly gets changed into her mission attire. She would soon be out of her room, jumping out from her window and on her way downtown.
1:42AM
At The Kanellopoulos Residence... In Middleton, you donut!
A few hundred meters away. The second person part of Team Possible was still asleep in his room. And was in a pretty deep slumber as he had a late night.
Wade has tried to contact him 13 times in the past couple of minutes, but still no response. He tries again.
Curse silent mode. The loud vibrations can be heard.
Paul tosses and turns at the vibration sound. He groans tiredly before checking over the bright light on his device. Paul squints his eyes and checks who's calling at this godly hour. Probably someone from Australia.
Paul checks the Caller ID.
Wade
Damn. Really Wade!
Paul slips his glasses on, checks the caller ID again. He thought why would Wade call him at this ungodly hour. He answers his device.
"Do you have any idea what time it is Wade? Check your clock man. That room of yours has isolated the sunrise and sunset times man. You might want to build an opening for a window." Paul says with gravely voice.
"And a hello to you too Paul, and apologies, but there is a robbery happening as we speak!"
"A-a robbery?! Well, why didn't you say so my boy!" Paul says removing the sheets from his bed, revealing he worn his black suit to sleep.
Wade was surprised that he was already changed.
"Dude, did you seriously wear that suit to sleep?"
"Yes."
"...Did you wash that sui-"
"It's a clean one Wade! I can't make everyone happy! Plus I've always got a few spares in the closet."
"Just asking."
"No problem man. Now... Is this a local mission or does it require a ride?"
"It's in Middleton actually. Down in the Tri-City Museum to be precise."
"I'll be out the door in 2 minutes. Where's Kim?"
"She's on her way there now."
"Great." Paul says signing off and gets a few things prepared.
Wade on the other side looking at the hang up message on his screen. "Oh no, you're welcome Paul and Kim. Thank you both for hanging up on me." Wade says to himself after both hanged up on him.
He gives off a sigh, he couldn't blame them for rushing the video call, after he had alerted them during the middle of the night.
He monitors the situation from a far. He picks up his glass and takes a sip of water, cringing at the taste.
'Damn, it's hard to resist the temptation of having sodas.' Wade thought. But it's for his health and a better future for him.
1:49AM
At The Tri-City Museum
Two security guards stand near the front entrance of the museum, one of the guards was a bit chatty tonight.
"You ever watched that movie, Night in the Museum with Ben Stiller? Where all the wax figures and dinosaurs come to life? You ever think that will ever happen here?" One guards says to the other.
"I think that's completely stupid. I've been night guarding for 10 years and I haven't seen a single thing come alive, besides my gas." The other one says.
The lights suddenly go out in the museum as the security guards were surprised by the apparent blackout.
"Huh? Must be a blackout of some sort. Probably from your farts!" The main guard says.
"Not cool man. Well we better go check the fuse box." The other guards says.
"Slow down there speedy. One of us has to stay at our post." The main guard says.
"Fine, you go and I'll stay here." The other guards says.
"Okay. Keep an eye out."
"No problem." The other guard says with enthusiasm, when the main guard was far away he grouched to himself, "PFT! Keep an eye out in the dark, what a bunch of bullshit." The guard murmurs to himself.
"You know, I'm still right here." The main guard says flashing his light to his face.
"I know you dipshit." The other guard says. The main guard sighs, as he walks away for real this time, "Dick." The main guards says to himself.
The other guard keeps watch in the darkness, which his flashlight being the only thing in place. About a minute later the emergency lights come on and the guard switches off his flashlight.
He hears a can of some sort coming towards him. It hits the back of his foot as it releases a foul odour of some sort.
"Hey, that... Ain't... My...Faaaaaaart... (THUD)" The guard was knockout by the stinky gas, as Drakken appears behind him.
"(Sniffles) AH! That foul stench!" Drakken says as he pinches his nose. He pulls out his ear piece and speaks into it. "Shego, the guard is down, take down the other one once he reaches the fuse box."
"Got it." Shego says. She was hiding in the bushes, waiting for the guard to show up. He eventually shows up and opens the fuse box. He notices the problem straight away.
"Well there's the problem. The switch is in the off position. (Chuckles and Sighs Gladly) Silly old kids playing with the power."
"Silly? Maybe Drakken. Old? Some of us. And kids? Not even close."
The guard turns around and gets punched by Shego, he falls to the ground unconsciously.
"Nighty night." Shego says, "Drakken, the guard outside is out. Killigan? How is it going on your end?"
"The night guards on my end are tied up and duct tapped." Duff says as the guards are tied together.
"Great. Drakken, it's go time." Shego says to Drakken.
"Coast is clear Fiske." Drakken says to Fiske from his ear piece.
"Excellent." Fiske says.
Lord Monty Fiske begins to open the glass which was sitting above the room which the statue was located. He ties a piece of the rope onto the end of the air vent. He went through the skylight and lowered himself down to the glass cabinet to retrieve statue. He had another device ready to use until...
"Back off, Fiske!"
"Huh! (Sighs) Oh Super duper. Just what I was hoping for... The cheerleader." Fiske says.
"Hey! I'm more than just a cheerleader. I'm a human being too. Which has human limbs on my body, not like your limbs."
"Right, it's always about the monkey arms. I'd rather fancy a real challenge. Where's the boy?" Fiske says.
"He isn't around for now. I'm the real challenge though." Kim prepares her battle stance.
"Very well." Fiske jumps down and lands on the museum floor. "Bring it, Kimberly!" Fiske says.
Both were battling each other, grunting trying to get the upper hand.
Kim had the advantage and it shocked Fiske how she easily overpowered him.
"Huh?" Fiske was now pinned down to the floor, with his arm in a weird position behind his back. Kim locked his arm and started to hurt him.
"(Cackling) Argh! " Fiske groans in pain.
"Say 'Uncle' monkey... or 'Monkey's uncle.' Actually I'll accept either one. Your choice but make it quick!" Kim says.
"(Groans) I pick neither!" Fiske says.
"Neither? That's new."
All of a sudden, an odd sound hits the floor, make a few sounds before hitting Kim's foot. Kim looks towards that direction.
"A golf ball?"
"BEEP BEEP BEEP"
Kim gasps, "Oh shit!" She let's go of Fiske and jumps out of it's small explosive vicinity.
'BOOM!'
Kim groans as she narrowly misses the explosion of the golf ball, she gets back on her feet quickly and realised what was happening.
"Arr! You inconsiderate fool! How did you miss from that close?"
"Ah daft man, the little lassie moves like the loch ness monster arh. Jumpin, spinnin. Just like the golf balls itself!" A Scottish voice says.
Duff Killigan was here as well!
"Duff Killigan and Lord Monty Fiske? Working together? Okay that's a bit... strange?" Kim says to herself.
Both villains approach the teen. Kim positions herself to fight these two villains.
While still processing, how two villains are working together to steal this statue.
Kim looks above them and spots a unusually large fish bowl above them. She thought it would be the perfect way to trap them and call for the police to arrest them. She pulls out her blow-dryer hook and aims for the rope, supporting the bowl, which is hanging from the ceiling. The blades from the hook breaks through the rope which drops the fish bowl onto the museum floor as both villains got trapped inside the bowl. Both villains try to break out, but it was made with super strong glass.
Kim puts her weapon away and walks up to the bowl. Kim tapped the glass 3 times.
"Two against one... That's not a fair advantage for you two to handle." Kim says behind the glass. She had her arms folded with a grin, thinking her work was completed for the night, but boy was she wrong.
"Aye beg to differ Lassie, Thir's mair than twa o' us"
"Uh. Translation please?" Kim says.
"He said, were not alone. There's more than two of us." Fiske says.
"Can you speak up. The glass is too thick." Kim says.
Fiske whispers to Duff asking for something. Kim was puzzled what he wanted from the Scottish male.
Duff grabs a glass from his golf bag and hands it to Fiske, he puts the glass between the bowl and his mouth.
"There's more than two of us."
"That's better. And is that so? Now I'm supposed to be believe that Drakken is here helping you two?"
"God damn it! How does she know that!"
"(Gasps) Drakken?"
"The one and only! Also, you think you can write me down some lotto numbers for later tonight, before we erase you?" Drakken says, taking advantage of Kim's predictableness.
And when Drakken is around... That can only mean-
"Hello princess." A sultry voices says from a far.
Kim gasps, "She-"
Before you know it, Shego swings from above knocking Kim off her feet. She went flying through the air, as she landed straight inside a sarcophagus.
Kim was inside a Mummy's coffin before Drakken slams the lid shut and locking the coffin up.
"Hey! Let me out of here! The air in here hasn't been recycled for centuries!" A muffled voice coming from Kim is heard, smashing and kicking the top of the lid. But no avail it wouldn't open.
"Woohoo! Yes! Ha ha! High five!" Drakken puts his hand out smiling, but Shego ignores his attempt to hive five the blue man.
"Shego, high five? Uhh! Why you got to leave me hanging like that y-ARGKKK!" Drakken receives a kick in the back of the head and falls flatly on the museum floor.
Dangerous indeed, but effective against the villain.
He fell to the ground instantly like a ton of bricks, not moving an inch as he twitches slightly on the ground as a black shoe is shown near his head.
Shego was distracted and couldn't careless, as she tries and frees Killigan and Fiske from the glass bowl.
"Move aside boys."
"What did she say?" Duff says to Fiske. Who shrugged in response.
Shego just sighs angrily, as she prepares a plasma beam to fire at the bowl. Both villains realised this, as they moved aside. Breaking the glass, freeing them.
"Come on Drakken! Let's get what we came here for... Drakken?... Drakken, you really aren't gonna get caught up with a hive-five. I swear you're so pe..." Shego looks behind and realises Drakken was on the floor, crunched from the kick to the head.
All three villains see the blue man on the ground, before seeing a brown haired teen eating a protein bar of some sort. Chewing on it. Walking behind Drakken's unconscious body.
"I'm sorry, the person you're trying to get a hold of, is currently out. Please try again in a few hours time." Paul says sounding like a voice recorded message.
All three villains prepare to fight the teen.
"You!" Shego says.
"No you here. Just me...I'll admit. I'm impressed by all of you. (Chewing sounds) The guards at the front tied up. Laser grid deactivated. The booby traps the museum have. The way you're stealing that statue all precautions taken into cause, but one flaw... The silent alarm." Paul says, taking another bite out of his bar.
'silent alarm. silent alarm, silent alarm.'
The quiet alarm went off as the PA announcer whispered 'silent alarm'.
Weirdly enough, it worked!
The villains were eventually surrounded by 5 Security guards with night sticks.
"Of course, the sidekick had to get reinforcements." Shego says preparing herself as her fists begin to glow.
"Nothing bad about a little extra help Shego. If it was only Kim and I, it would be 4 against 2. One's already taken out." Paul slightly kicks Drakken who was next to him lying on the floor.
"Mummy? Is that you?" Drakken says clearly dizzy before face planting his face back onto the floor.
"You're such a hack! If it wasn't for you! Princess would have been out of our hair by now! And we would have slipped into the night, unnoticed." Shego yells out as her fists continue to glow.
"You're a convening fool for taking away my powers. You must pay from what you've done! In blood!" Fiske says menacingly.
"You're a daft bastard." Duff says shaking his golf club with a weak retort against the teen.
"Fiske didn't we already teach you not to steal any more idols?" Paul says to Mr Fiske. He just growled in response.
"Duff. Don't be a sore loser. It was only a game, there's plenty more to play for." Paul then address the short lady- I-I mean man!
"Shego, we merely trying to stop you guys from world conquest. How hard can it be?" Paul finally reaches Shego, as she was quite pissed at the teen already.
"Pretty easy if you're not around." Shego says.
"But sadly.. I am around." Paul says taking another bite of his bar.
"Ahh! Let's get his over with. Get hi-" Duff yells before being interrupted.
"Who made you leader all of a sudden?" Fiske says.
"Ag- (Stammers) I thought we're all in this together!" Duff says.
"This isn't High School Musical!" Shego says to the two, "Just ge-"
"WAIT! Wait! Let me finish by muesli bar first please. Got to have that extra energy to kick your asses." Paul says.
"Are you freaking kidding me!" Shego yells out in frustration, itching to get a least one punch towards the teen.
"Did I s-s-stutter?" Paul says.
"You just did now Lassie." Duff points out the obvious.
"Oh a comedian we have here, I didn't know you did stand up comedy? Let's get them boys!" Paul says chucking his muesli bar towards Duff Killigan hitting him square in the face.
The security guards get their cheaply made batons ready for battle. Swinging them about, one of the guards hits his fellow colleague in the head, before getting beaten up by Fiske. He moves onto the next guard.
They were more useless than sports security guards
Shego only had one. And only one target in mind...
Which was Paul.
She swings her fists at the teen, as he dodges every attack the villainess throws at him. He's been gathering some of Kim's MMA experience and vice versa with how to throw a harder punch and what to aim for from the fighter's point of view. It's really helped both teens during their missions with hand to hand combat.
Shego keeps on swinging, but the teen looks like he's entered the matrix. Ducking and weaving.
The women gets frustrated and starts throwing plasma beams towards him.
He continues to avoid getting hit by her rays. He hides behind certain artefacts around the museum. Shego's plasma beams destroys several priceless statues, vases and other relics, potentially costing the museum millions of dollars.
"Hold still you hack!" Shego yells.
"Why? So you can blast my head off?" Paul says hiding behind a white vase stand, he feels an exploding golf ball over his head., taking him by surprise.
'BANG!'
"Woah!" Paul ducks, before another golf ball is heading towards him.
Surprising Duff, he manages to catch it.
"Hey Duffman. Catch this!" Paul throws the golf ball at Duff Killigan, "Oh no!" Paul says imitating a character from the Simpsons.
'BANG!' The golf ball explodes near Duff as he shields himself from the blast.
Shego was fighting off some security guards as some cops entered the museum section they were in.
"Great! More cavalry." Shego says with sarcasm.
"Should we use our guns?" The officer says, to his main officer.
"Are you kidding me? That would be too easy! Just use your nightsticks. A few blows to the knee cap should slow them down." The main officer says to his partner.
"Sounds good to me!" The officer says as they attempt to take down the villainess.
Meanwhile, Fiske was surrounded by 3 guards. He looks around him trying to plan his way to bring them all down.
One guard charges at Fiske, he throws him away, while another guard tries to hit him with his nightstick. The monkey man breaks it in half and hits the guard, dropping to the floor. Fiske rams his leg to another guards chest as he goes flying and hits the deck. While the finally guard uses his fists as Fiske just kicks him in the head, beating all of them without much difficulty. The man scoffs at the level of fight these security guards had in them.
"Too eas-OOF." The man gets rugby tackled by the teen. He was taken by surprise.
"Easy huh? Not!" Paul punches the monkey man repeatedly in the head, but eventually after a few punches. Fiske manages to block his hits, pushing the teen off of him. Paul was on the floor and tries to jump up on his feet using his back, but failed. He tries again and succeeds, almost falling back on his ass again.
Both face against each other. Like a gun showdown in the wild west.
Paul stares at Fiske's eyes, same follows with Fiske. Both of them narrow their eyes.
Both ready themselves to fight each other.
Fiske begins to charge at the teen on all four limbs making monkey sounds.
"OOO OOO- AHH-OOF-PO!" Fiske was slammed and eventually dog pilled by a bunch of cops. 4 officers dog pilled him as he couldn't escape now.
He groans in defeat. Out numbered by the Po-Po.
With Fiske out and Duff being occupied with a few cops trying to capture the wee man. Shego was... One her own. She and Paul somehow ended being opposite each other.
Looks like Round 2 was on the cards.
"Well well... It looks like it's you and me again." Shego says.
Paul was silent as just prepared his fighting stance and the two fought again.
While this happened. Drakken slowly gets up from the floor, holding his head in agony.
"Ah!... My head... Er.. What's the word again? Huh?" Drakken realises what's happening around him. He decides to act as he goes towards a certain coffin.
Shego and Paul continue to fight. Shego was getting pretty tired about now, having to fight all those cops and security guards from earlier.
It made her matters worse when Paul punched her square in the face.
'POW!'
"Ow! (Small cry) My nose!" Shego says feeling the pain from the hit.
"Oh my god. I'm sorry." Paul apologies thinking he had gone too far with her.
" I-Is it bleeding?" Shego says removing her hands from her face,
I don't see any bl- ACK!" Paul got hit by Shego who psyched him out. He fell to the floor after that sucker punch.
"Ha! Got you! All the boys fall for that." Shego says.
Paul slowly gets up after that hit. He cracks his neck from side to side. Preparing for another battle.
"Ready for more?" Shego says.
Paul just grins as he approaches her with a punch. She dodges it, but receives another punch immediately, this time connecting as she gets pushed back by the attack. This time Paul meant business and Shego wasn't going to get another cheap shot in.
Paul grabs her catsuit from the sleeve and tears off her left arm sleeve of the suit, exposing her greenish skin.
"Aw come on! These aren't cheap you know!" Shego says angrily.
She was about to hit the teen, but he grabs her arm, inches away from his face. While that was happening, she started to charge up her hand, Paul uses his strength to steer her hand towards her face as Shego releases a blast upon herself. Flying across the room from her plasma blast as she hits a wall at some speed.
"H-how?! That's impossible!" Shego says surprised how she got blasted by her own powers.
"Haven't you read our team name lately?" Paul says as he walks up to her.
Shego struggles to get up, but eventually does so, but was a bit unbalanced.
She throws a punch and misses. When she misses, Paul connects with a fist. This happened a few times before Shego got a hit on his stomach region.
"Ah! Yes." Shego says, but the teen vanished from in front of her.
"Hello!" Paul says from behind as he headbutts Shego and keeps on fighting her. Shego was now running on fumes. Every hit she threw a punch, it was a tiring swing.
This was the teens chance to end it.
Paul decides to inswing to the side of Shego before connecting a strong hit to her ribcage as she falls onto the floor. She made a large thud sound and starts coughing. She received a helping serve from Paul. He done the job on Shego as she seemed pretty sore after that. He then spots Duff Killigan trying to sneak away with the headless statue in his hands.
"And where do you think you're going?" Paul asks. Duff freaks out and turns to answer the teen.
"Oh, I was just going to... Avoidgettingbeatenup!" Duff tries to dash off. But was quickly caught on by the lining of his quilt by the teen.
He realises this.
"Eep... You bastard." Duff whispers the last bit, knowing what's going to happen next.
Paul gets into a scuffle with Duff Killigan as he drops the statue. Luckily it didn't crack on the floor.
Everyone was occupied with a fight. Except for Shego. She just rested on the floor as she looks at the ripped regions of her catsuit outfit. She was in a heap of pain, she doesn't even attempt to get up.
"Everybody! Stop right there!" A voice calls out.
Everybody paused. Paul's attention was on the voice that just called out, as he had Duff Killigan in a headlock, he punches him in the head before throwing him away, well after the voice spoke.
It was Dr Drakken who was pointing a ray gun of some sort at Kim Possible, who's got her in a tight grip. She tries everything to break free from the crazed blue man.
"Give me the idol and she won't get hurt." Drakken says.
"Kim!" Paul says concerned for her partner's safety as he steps forward.
"AH! Take one more step or she gets it. Come on hero!" Drakken threatens as he points it closer to her head.
Paul stops moving and tries to reach for Shego who's lying next to him on the floor.
He drags her off the floor.
"H-hey!" Shego yelps.
"What are you doing?!" Drakken says as he lowers the weapon.
Paul lifts Shego up and places his arms around her neck.
"You touch Kim, or you're partner get's it." Paul threatens back.
"Ha! Go ahead. You won't do anything to her." Drakken says thinking Paul was bluffing.
"Watch me! Let Kim go now!" Paul says holding Shego tightly.
"Ooooo, and what on Earth will you do if I don't?" Drakken says playing fun with this. He had the ray gun back to Kim's head.
"I'll... I'll snap her neck." Paul threatens.
"W-what?" Shego says shocked. She didn't have the energy to get out of the headlock. She had taken on quite a lot of guards and was tired out by the teen's battle before. She attempted to break free, but was too weak.
"Ooh... Didn't except to hear that from you." Drakken says.
"Paul don't! You don't have to do this." Kim pleads.
"AH! I wanna see how this plays out." Drakken says.
Paul stands his guard. He was being serious. While Drakken wasn't backing off either.
"You don't have the balls to do it Johnny." Drakken says as he brings Kim closer towards him.
"Johnny?" Paul says confused.
"You know... Johnny Wick."
"It's John Wick. And I look nothing like him! It's Paul!"
"Oh sorry, you kinda... Sorta look like him from the franchise series I've been watching recently- A-anyway, don't move!" Drakken says sounding not so serious until that final part he said.
"Drop. Kim. Right now!" Paul says getting closers to Shego's head. Basically his face touching Shego.
"P-please don't!" Shego pleads in a low voice, she was really bruised by this. She was showing actual fear right now.
"Let her go now!" Drakken says.
"D-do it Drakken! He's not kidding! I pissed him off before! He's gunning to get back at me!" Shego pleads to her boss.
"You let go of her first." Paul says ignoring Shego's plead.
Both were at a stalemate.
Someone was going to crack first.
But who would crack first?
...
..
.
"Wait! Wait" Paul says.
"What is it this time!" Drakken says sounding annoyed.
"I've got a better idea." Paul drops Shego to the floor with no questions asked.
"Well shit.. That was easy." Drakken says.
"And check out my new toy! Phew!" Paul flashes a laser pen right at Drakken's eyes.
"ARGHHHH! MY EYE!" Drakken drops his laser gun and Kim in the process.
Kim was free now and she immediately stares back at the teen, he nods in approval. She smiles back at him knowing what must be done.
"You little-!" Drakken says as he opens his eyes, with a so-so vision he sees a fist going towards his face.
"Mummy?" Drakken says, before he gets a square punch to the face from Kim.
The blue man goes to the floor and Kim throws a few more punches to the face as the man tries to protect his face.
"I 'PUNCH'-surre-PUNCH-nder! PUNCH I surrender! I surrender! (Sobs) Have mercy!" Drakken says shielding his face from the fistful of punches from the teenage girl. He pulls out a white hanky from his pocket. "See! Here's my surrender flag."
Kim smiles at the victory. Paul tosses a set of handcuffs who he gets from a officer at Kim who catches them.
"You know Drakken. You're plans are getting better, but we're becoming a better team by the day too." Kim places the handcuffs on the villain.
"You got that right Kim. Are you okay? Where did you come from?" Paul says.
"Shego locked me inside the sarcophagus."
"In the mummy's coffin? Spooky."
"You read my mind." Kim says.
"Now we have to send you to a place where they reverse mummy curses." Paul says. "(Laughs) Nah. I'm just playing."
"I'll need an eye patch now." Drakken says sobbing.
"Oh quiet you. That was nothing what we went through." Fiske says being handcuffed by a few officers.
"We did most of the fighting man." Duff says to Drakken
"But I got kicked in the cranium." Drakken attempts to point to his head, while in cuffs.
"Big whoop! I got whacked by a 7kg tree branch in the wind, with an alligator trying to bite me leg, while Angus MacRory tried to run me down in a golf cart in 99 Scottish PGA Championship!" Duff says.
"Is everything about golf with you!" Drakken spits back.
Paul stares at the unattended idol on the floor that had been the main objective by the villains tonight.
He picks it up and examines it "What is it with villains and monkey like statues?" He looks at it and realises it's head was missing. "I take that back. Headless Monkey statues!" Kim observes too.
"Who knows. But whatever it is, these villains knew something that we don't-"
'CLINK'
Both teens were startled by this noise. It came from Paul's hands. He almost dropped it in the process as well. The statue just made a 'clink' sound.
"Di-did that statue just clap it's cymbals?" Paul says a bit frightened.
"I think it just did." Kim looks at the statue closely.
"Weird." Paul says as he approaches the area where the villains stole it from.
"Th-that did happen right?" Paul says turning back towards Kim.
"I was right next to you when it happened.. So yeah it kinda did happen." Kim says.
"... I gotta get more sleep." Paul says.
Both Paul and Kim assesses the damage of the museum where the villains ransacked to get that statue. Quite a few pieces had been damaged, about 7 figures worth of damage in artefact, possibly up to 8 figures. A few security guards and cops are getting some treatment and the 3 villains placed under cuffs.
They hear groaning sounds coming from a certain green skinned women. Shego was trying to get up very slowly. She was a mess, she was struggling to stand up, but she composes herself, by lifting her head up, before collapsing back onto the floor again after that hit from the ribcage from Paul
He walks towards her and crouches down. Shego lifted her head to the side.
"Next time you do that shit on me... I'll make sure to break more ribs in your body." Paul says.
Shego heard him, but just lied back down and accepted that Drakken and Co lost... Quite badly.
"Take her away boys." Paul says to the two officers.
Outside the museum, police and ambulances surrounded the place. It was swarming with people.
Cops. Police tape. Investigators. K9 Units. Hot Dog vendors. You name it. They were out there.
Kim was wrapped with a Space blanket, it was a cold morning in Middleton.
"Hey, how you holding up?" Paul says walking up to Kim.
"Yeah I'm fine, don't know why they gave me this though." Kim says talking about the space blanket she got.
"That's how they comfort victims in movies." Paul says.
"But I wasn't a victim in this case."
"More like a hostage for a minute." Paul says.
"Speaking of hostages... Did you really mean it about snapping Shego's neck?" Kim asks.
"To protect you, of course."
Kim grins for a few seconds before giving off a frown. She starts to think what he did tonight was a bit out of hand. She didn't want the teen to actually kill someone to save herself. It didn't sit right with her. He did just attempted to murder Massimo Van Kerr less than a week ago. But it was more of a self defence move than anything else.
"Thanks, but we shouldn't resort to extreme violence or threaten to kill someone's life. Remember... We're the good guys."
"Even though you'd get hurt? Or even worse, something bad to happen to you?" Paul says.
"I've never seen Drakken take it to the extreme before, threaten to shoot a laser at me, that's a first from him. I mean... The laser might be nothing bad to begin with. Usually it's something less threatening and more of trapping us. Tying us up over a water filled with alligators, cage with electrified bars or an electric bar cage over a moat of alligators and piranhas! But we manage to always escape from those. This was a new tactic."
"...You think... That this laser gun he had to your head... Was more dangerous then hanging above a tank filled with alligators?"
Kim thinks for a second. "Now you mention it... The tank of alligators seemed wayyy more dangerous than the laser gun to the cranium." Kim says.
"The Idol! You two saved the Tempus Simia idol!" A French voice calls out.
"Frenchie!" Paul blurts.
A curator walks up to the two teens, and shakes both of their hands.
"Oh, I can't thank you two enough." The guy shakes both of the teens hands.
"Just doing our job sir." Paul says tipping his head.
"How did you get here so quick?" Kim asks.
"Why the silent alarm of course. It's programmed onto my phone." The curator says showing his smartphone notification.
"I see... Can you explain to us why this statue is so valuable? Why would someone want to steal this?" Kim asks.
It's obvious the villains would have a valid reason to steal this statue. It didn't seem like a valuable piece considering the head was missing. Maybe Da Vinci previously owned/created it!
"Well I'm glad you asked! They pay me to memorise the origins of the statue. You see, The Tempus Simia Idol has reportedly to have dark and mystical powers. The prophecy says centuries ago the head was removed and taken to a far corner of the globe and hidden away forever... on Snake Island."
"Snake Island?" Both teens said.
"An Island off Brazil, it's off-limits to visitors. It's infested with snakes."
Both teens stare at each other hearing this. It wouldn't take a genius to guess that.
"Anyway, many explorers believed that the Tempus Simia possessed such powerful energy that if it fell into the wrong hands, they could use it for unspeakable-"
"Evil?" Both teens says, realising what the villains wanted the idol for.
"Precisely."
"That still doesn't explain why it acts like a toy. Why did the cymbals chime?" Paul says.
"That... (Sharp Intake of Breathe) I can't explain, but it occurs a few times a year out of the blue. We've been trying to figure out that for years, but we just gave it up and blame the Earth's magnetic field for the statue's cymbals."
"You blame science for the chimes of an idol? What are they paying you?" Paul says.
"Well, they pay me in paint brushes, baguettes and-"
"I don't wanna know the rest of your contract!" Paul says interrupting.
"So they attempted to steal this statue for it's powers." Kim says to Paul.
"We dodged a massive bullet here. Just imagine if I didn't make it in time."
"No big Paul. But Fiske, Killigan and Drakken all teamed up to get this idol. This is a bigger sitch that I thought." Kim says thinking this wasn't a walk in the park mission.
"We need to figure out what kind of power this statue gives off and what were they going to do with it. To Wade's room to investigate further?" Paul suggests.
"(Sighs) Screw it. Justine can wait a few more days... To Wade's Room!" Kim runs but Paul doesn't run as well.
"Hey Frenchie, you should put that statue in a unbreakable safe, destroy it placing it around the world or burry it in the Mariana Trench!" Paul says to the curator before running off with Kim.
"But it's a relic!" The curator yells.
"Don't care! That thing is more dangerous than R. Kelly." Paul yells in the distance.
Both teens arrive at Wade's house, Paul gives the secret knock on his garage door. They wait for a few moments before Wade rolls up the garage door.
"Yo." The young boy says.
"Hey Wade, sorry for leaving you hanging before" Kim says.
"Yeah, we were kinda in a rush. No hard feelings?" Paul says.
"Ah don't sweat it you guys, plus it was almost 3AM. Now why are you two here anyway?"
"Adrenaline rush." Kim says.
"Can't go to sleep after that mission. Wanna solve this statue thing fast." Paul says.
"(Sighs) Alright I'm game. Come inside. But quietly, both my parents are watching television."
"Watching... TV? At 3AM?" Paul says.
"They are night owls." Wade answers back.
They eventually reach Wade's room as both teens take a seat on the newly installed couch.
"Nice upgrade." Paul says.
"Thanks. So what happened with the robbery?" Wade asks taking a seat in his favourite swirly chair.
"So there I was, eating a muesli bar." Paul starts off.
"What flavour?" Wade asks.
"Raspberry."
"Nice! Chocolate's better, but I can't have any until Saturday 12:01AM." Wade says. Kim was a bit confused by this, but she lets it slide.
"Anyway, I was walking through the museum. They're having some kind of technology expo in the next few weeks.
"Damn. That reminds me, there's the 2021 Expo for TECHSPO next week there at the Middleton Musuem, we have to go man."
"Yeah for sure. We can go once we clean this mess up, so anyway-"
"Why don't I finish off the rest of the story. Long story short, Drakken, Shego, Killigan and Fiske were trying to steal this headless monkey statue, I-"
"Woah woah woah, Time out. Did I just hear that right?" Wade says pausing Kim.
"Yep, 4 villains on the same night." Kim says.
"4 villain at the same robbery... Wow! Tad unusually but effective."
"Wade!" Both Kim and Paul says, to stop encouraging the villains. Tonight, something could have went wrong.
"Sorry. Right so they all teamed up attempting to steal a headless statue. What was it called?"
"The guys said it's called the Tempus Simia idol. Could you dig up any information about it?" Kim says.
"On it." Wade rolls his chair towards his desk and begins typing on his computer.
"Man. I can't believe they would actually team up together, that must be hard working as a team since they are all bad guys. Turning behind their backs and all is quite common with them." Wade points out while typing. Kim got up from the couch.
"It's weird to me too! And Thank God, Paul came soon after, or I would have been sleeping with the King of Egypt tonight."
Paul was in deep thought lounging on Wade's couch. He was thinking about the name of the idol. He closed his eyes thinking about if it translates to something. He suddenly opens his eyes after hitting a realisation.
"Guys does anyone know Latin?"
Kim responds, "Oh they don't teach us Latin until Junior year, but you can apply early though. Why?"
"Neat heads up, one year too short for me though... Wade, do you think you can find a Latin translator?" Paul says.
"Yep."
"And search up, What does 'Tempus Simia' translate to?" Paul says.
Wade types that name into the transaltor and it pops up on the screen as...
"Time of the Monkey?" Kim says.
Paul repeats the word Time of the Monkey in his head multiple times.
"Time of the Monkey... Time of the Monkey... Time of the Monkey... Is it a clock? A code? It has powers...Something that relates to time..."
"Paul?" Kim says breaking his thoughts.
"Guys... I think this idol had something to do with those Monkey powers." Paul says from the couch.
"You mean Mythical Monkey Powers?" Wade corredts.
"Maybe, But Fiske said the 4 piece statue I destroyed last year, was the only source of those monkey powers. How can there be another artefact that gets him these powers? And why is Drakken, Shego and Golfer Duff involved?" Paul says.
"Easy! I can find anything on the web about that statue... Uh.. It make take me some time to find, but it will pop up in no time." Wade has faith in getting that information.
"Not this time Wade." Paul says getting up. "You're not going to find anything about the Time of the Monkey on the net. All we know is that the second piece of the Tempus Simia, the head. Is located on an Island Called, Snake Island... But we first must know what powers this statue possesses."
"Why don't we just interrogate Fiske, Killigan and Drakken?" Kim says.
"They won't budge Kim. They'll take it to their grave before they squeal... Maybe Drakken will crack. But we have to get to the bottom of this first. We need to find something that's more historical. Ancient History. We need something a bit more ancient than the internet." Paul says.
"Windows XP?" Wade says as he moves away from his computer.
"Even older." Paul says.
"New Coke?"
"Not what I was thinking of."
"...Blockbuster?"
"...I'll apply for your Veterans card next week Wade." Paul says to the young boy, clearly joking.
"The Library?" Wade and Kim say simultaneously.
It was the same day as the robbery, but it was now the afternoon.
"Yes! The good old library. Where we can find anything reliable and trustworthy from 2015 to the First Testament. Of course... Some things might be out of date, but it has lots of archives that are impossible to find on the internet." Paul says.
"You know. Before today I would have totally afraid to come out with you guys I don't know why you dragged me out here for. I could have continued to research about the Time of the- (Stammers) It doesn't even make sense! The wording is wrong! You sure it's not the Old English language that's making it phrase like that?" Wade says.
"That's for us to find out. Besides you're considered the IT guy of the group. You can copy and paste texts when required. Hence why I asked you to bring a laptop and text scanner device."
"Point taken." Wade says scrumming his backpack on his shoulders.
"That seems fair and all. But quick question, why did we have to bring Monique with us? Not that it bothers me." Kim asks.
"Well... The more heads, the quicker we find the information. This place isn't a simple bookshelf." Paul says.
"And why is Josh here?" Kim gestures.
"Monique and Josh are a couple so they want to spend time together... Plus more heads to assist us." Paul says.
"Works for me.
"Wait. What are we looking for exactly?" Monique asks.
"They said they're looking for a statue called the Time of the Monkey." Josh says.
"That's a stupid name for a statue." Monique says.
"Stupid, but extremely dangerous Mon. Alright, now that everybody is on the same page let's go crack the case of this statue." Kim says.
"Can we get lunch after this?" Wade asks.
"Who said anything about Lunch?" Paul said.
"We're not getting food?" Wade says worried.
"We are getting food, but it won't be lunch. It will be dinner." Paul clears up.
"Oh man! I should have eaten those damn vegetables that my mum made!"
"Well you know what they say, be grateful the food you have on your plate. Especially your mother's cooking, it ain't going to be around forever." Paul says as they walk towards the library front entrance.
Wade understood what Paul meant by that before.
They entered inside the library and saw how big it was with it's quiet presence. It looked pretty empty too.
"Damn! There sure is a lot of books. How many do you think there are?" Josh asks.
"97,874." Paul guesses.
"Dare I ask how you got that number?" Kim asks.
"You should really pay attention more." Paul points at the Book Counter meter.
'97,874.'
"You know. I should learn to look before leaping." Kim says.
"Make sure it ain't the Grand Canyon. Okay team! (SHH!)... Okay team. Let's find some Time of the Monkey's!" Paul whispered as the team looked at him funny "What? You come up with something better for now!"
(SHHHHH!)
Montage Time
'Checking books down in the Middleton Library
Looking at these crusty old pages
Tryna find the Time of the Monkey!
Stupid name... We know it isssss
If they don't find it, they put it in the designated pile
For books they already checked
This is gonna take a while
Better get yourself some snacks
Wade's getting tired and hungry...
Monique's checking out her Instagram
Paul is just making a good old mess!
The montage is almost over
That's why the music and the vocals are fading out right now...'
Montage Ends
Kim and Monique were teamed up together as they kept reading books about Ancient Japanese history and couldn't find anything relating to 'Time' and 'Monkey'.
"Geez Kim, we've been at it for almost 3 hours! Can't you just visit Dr Drakken and beat it out of him." Monique suggest.
"You think I would have want to do that? Paul said they won't even talk about it and there's a possibility Fiske is running this whole operation, so the other 3 probably don't even know what this statue does."
"Seriously? But why help him in the first place?" Monique asks.
"That is what we are trying to figure out." Kim says.
Across over to Wade... Who was sleeping on a book.
...
..
.
Meanwhile Paul and Josh were reading their books to find anything relating to the statue.
"I never thought I'd get eye strain on a book." Josh says to Paul, while keeping his eyes locked onto the massive book.
"Have some more eye drops, they'll keep your peepers working for the next hour." Paul hands him the small bottle, without looking at him either.
"I'm sorry kids. But it's almost 7o'clock. I'm afraid the library will be closing shortly." A middle aged lady says.
"But Ma'am, we really need to find this piece of information regarding the Tempus Simia idol."
"I would love to help you. But we're closing soon. You'll just have to come back tomorrow."
"Would a 20 dollar bill change your mind?" Paul offers to the women.
"I can't accept that sir... You four have some interest for this statue. Have you got a picture of this idol by any chance?"
"It looks like this." Paul shows the librarian a photo of the idol.
The libarain puts on her reading glasses and after a few seconds she recognises it.
"Oh! I've seen a photo like that before. But it was an older looking photo and this one had a head on it."
'DING DING DING' Paul thought.
"You did? W-where is it?" Paul said.
"It's actually in a special cabinet. Follow me."
Paul follows the librarian, as does Josh. The girls reach the sleeping Wade as Kim wakes him up.
"Wade?" Kim pokes him.
"AH! I'm up! I'm up!" Wade says.
Kim just playfully rolls her eyes.
"Come on sleepyhead, we might have found something.
The librarian gestures to teen, she leads him towards a cabinet which she opens up with a special key. She tries to find a book. After about 30 seconds she pulls out a large book from the cabinet.
"It was in this book. I'm sure of it." The librarian says.
Kim approaches them, "And we can borrow this book?"
"Normally I wouldn't allow it, but you young teens are so eager to find this idol. I don't see why not. As long as you take good care of it."
"We will take extra care of it Ma'am. Thank you."
"No problem. Now. Which one of you kids has a library card?"
All the teens looks at each other.
"Uhh."
"..."
"Uhh."
"Errr."
"See I told you. The Internet doesn't need a library card." Wade says.
"Internet needs Wi-Fi though..." Paul points out.
Paul fills out a form with his details. To apply for a library card.
"You guys have never been to the library before?" Paul says to the group as he completes the form.
"I've only been to the school library." Kim admits.
"I do all my research online." Wade says.
"Me too." Josh says.
"New in town. Can't I get a break?" Monique has her hand up.
"I'm new in town too! Back at home I had three library cards."
"For where and what?" Wade asks.
"My local suburb, Melbourne and Sydney cities. I'm interesting in achieves of my cities."
"Pftt Nerd." Kim says playfully.
The librarian processes his card and prints it out from her machine.
She gives the book to Paul and the card.
"Here's your book and here's your library card. Please take good care of it. It's been here for decades."
"We will Ma'am. Thank you very much." Paul says.
With finally finding the book containing information about the Tempus Simia statue that Kim and Paul were desperately searching for, they decided to spend their Friday night looking through it to find that section in the book about the statue.
Both teens were also pretty tired as well, only getting a few hours sleep prior and after the late night mission they had earlier today.
Kim had to postpone her plans for Justine just for a few days until they solved this sitch out. She puts her head onto the desk in disappointment, getting the other teen's attention.
"What's wrong Kim?" Paul asks.
"Justine still isn't letting me contribute for this English assignment."
"You gotta let her go Kim, she wants to do it herself, she can do it herself. More time to focus on this Time of the Monkey bullshit." Paul says.
"As much as I'd love to solve this sitch, it just bothers me that I can't contribute to this team project."
"She's one of those smart students that wants to do everything in a team effort project? A dream for so many students. I see her in the library after school a few times."
"Yeah, I see her there too. I don't think she has many friends outside her school clubs. She's part of the Chess, Maths and Science club. Speaking of Science. Did you know in 8th Grade she made a huge breakthrough in particle physics?"
"...A 13 year old girl did that?"
"Yeah."
"... Like- No one in the entire world! For the last century. She made that type of break through in that field?" Paul says.
"No. She was the first one."
"Insane!.. Is this town like a breeding ground for intelligent people?"
"What do you mean?" Kim asks.
"Well I was having a conversation a few days ago with Bonnie an-"
"Bonnie?" Kim interrupts, shocked to hear that name come out of his mouth. "You had a conversation with Bonnie!"
"Well, we're partners right?"
"What happened to the 'I'll do this by myself?'"
"At first I was contemplating to do it myself, then... I swallowed the bitter pill and decided to work with her."
"But don't you wanna avoid her?" Kim asks.
Paul promised to keep Bonnie's secret... A secret, so he had to avoid telling Kim that.
"Yeah... But I don't wanna seem unfair and get Bonnie a failing grade." Paul says.
"But didn't you say, you didn't care about failing this project?" Kim says.
"Yeah I did. But I thought about what Bonnie would do if I don't participate in this project with her. She'll probably go to Mrs Lish or Barkin. And only god knows what he'll do to me." Paul says.
"Fair point."
'MMHM MMHM'
Paul's phone was ringing. "Excuse me for a minute Kim. Hello this is Paul." Paul picks up the phone call.
"Hey Paul, it's Bonnie... From school."
"Oh hey Bonnie."
"Bonnie!" Kim whispered surprised, "Why would she be calling him?" She thought to herself.
"I-I was wondering, if you're free to do some more of our project."
"Oo, I can't right now, sorry Bonnie."
"Oh, well that's okay. Do you think you'll have time to go over it on the weekend?"
"Maybe not this weekend, but after that, I reckon I'll be free. But we're quite ahead of our schedule."
"I know. Maybe I can work on some of our project on my own."
"Perfect. Don't go too far ahead."
"I won't. Well, talk soon, later Paul."
"Bye." Paul ends the call.
"Bit strange for Bonnie to be calling you on a Friday night and asking you if you're free to work on the project. I thought she'd be out at the mall, watching a movie or hanging out with her boyfriend." Kim says.
"She doesn't have a boyfriend." Paul says.
"And you know this how?" Kim asks with her arms crossed.
"Because Brick said so. I am still tutoring him one to two times a week... When I'm free." Paul says.
"It might not be Brick, what about someone else?" Kim asks.
"For a person that dislikes her so much, you sure are interested in talking about her love interests."
"I am soo not interested in her bland love life! Look enough about Bonnie, I'm pretty tired. I've only had a few hours sleep since last night. Is it okay if you keep on looking for the Time of the Monkey's information while I get some zzzs?" Kim asks.
"Yeah sure. I'll continue to read this oversized book." Paul says.
"Thank you." Kim says.
Soon after Kim was fast asleep. More than an hour passes as Paul continued to read about the Time of the Monkey.
He understood more about the Tempus Simia statue. The only thing he hasn't found yet was the location of the second half of the statue. Snake Island according to the museum curator.
"The special warriors set out to sea to hide the two pieces of the Tempus Simia. One was a decoy and hidden in the city of Edo... Edo? Hmm.While the other piece went to an island riddled with slithering snakes and... Tigers?" Paul reads out loud to himself.
The curator didn't mention anything about Tigers.
Paul flips the page as a map is shown. He reads the small description below the map.
"Drawn map of 'Snake Island' - Incomplete - Unknown Date"
Paul studied the map above. It had a bit of a similar resemblance to some place he knows of.
Staring at the drawn map, he decides to pull his iPhone out and take a picture of the map. He Google reverses the image.
Pending the picture to show the results.
The map shown in the book comes back with the results.
The results had a few resources based on Australia History. This greatly confused Paul as Snake Island was off the coast of Brazil.
It didn't come up with Snake Island. No. Instead it came up with.
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Tasmania...
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Which is in Australia... Or off the mainland of Australia.
Paul realised that the legend was a hoax and the curator was a fraud!
He also understood what it meant by tigers. The extinct Tasmanian Tiger, which was once heavily populated all over the state of Tasmania. It has been extinct for almost 90 years now.
"This map isn't of snake island. It's a map of Tasmania..." Paul says, 'That curator is getting paid the big bucks and he didn't even get the island right!' Paul thought.
It didn't real resemble the Tasmania that exits today, but instead it was a map potentially thousands and thousands years old, possibly drawn by Japanese artists.
This new discovered information he found had to be shared...
"Kim! Wake up. I found something that's crucial to our search for the second half of the statue." Paul goes up to Kim, who was sleeping on the coach.
"Hmh, huh? What did you find?" Kim says tiredly from the coach.
"The curator said the second piece is located on Snake Island off Brazil. Remember?"
"That's infested with snakes. Yeah I do remember. If we're going to retrieve that second piece. We'll need to organise-"
"The prophecy is wrong!" Paul says.
"What?! It's wrong?" Kim says.
"This map in the book is supposedly 'Snake Island. See." Paul shows Kim the book. Kim looks at the map and description of the map.
"Drawn map of 'Snake Island' - Incomplete - Unknown Date... Yeah so? The book says Snake Island. What makes you think it's wrong?"
"I reversed the image on Google and it pops up on other history books as part of Australia History. And look at the comparison with Snake Island and Tasmania... See how it looks nothing like Snake Island and it kind of resembles the state of Tasmania?" Paul shows a visual representation of the two maps of the island and state, comparing it to the drawing in the book.
Kim closely inspects both of them. She realises that the drawing looked nothing like Snake Island.
"Woah. It's not even close to Snake Island! I better tell the museum to fire that French Curator." Kim says.
"Yeah good luck getting rid of him. They'll keep him just to make the museum look good, hiring a European guy with an accent. And I learnt that there is two other Snake Islands in the world! Ukraine and... Ironically Australia."
"How original. And this Australian Snake Island. Does it resemble the drawing in the book?" Kim asks.
Paul searches the island's map and stares at it and compares it to the drawing. "No it doesn't. It's more wider and shorter in length. Plus it actually across on the mainland. Near towards where I live!" Paul says.
"Okay. So where is the exact location of this drawing in the book?" Kim asks
"North of Tassie." Paul says.
"..."
"North of Tasmania." Paul iterates .
"How do you know the location of this map?" Kim asks shocked how he picked this up so quickly.
"My father has a business friend that lives North of Tasmania. So I've been up there before. Where the drawing is, it's up north and furthest west of the state. That and I'm pretty good with geography." Paul says. Kim got up from the coach.
"Wow... Are you sure you're not fluking any of this?" Kim asks with a smirk.
"None! I swear!" Paul says.
"Haha. I'm just kidding Paul. Great work!" Kim picks up the book and looks at the map. "So the second piece of the statue is in Australia. It Looks like we have to go out there and investigate the next piece of this statue... I think it's time for a trip down under Paul." Kim declares.
"We... We're going home?" Paul says innocently. He hadn't thought about home for months now.
"Yep. This should be a breeze. The 4 people looking for it are behind bars... I mean, who else is looking for this statue?" Kim says.
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"No one. Just us." Paul says.
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"That's what I just said. I think you should get some rest." Kim says concerned about Paul repeating her answer. Needing him to bring his 'A' game in searching for the head of the statue.
Author Notes:
Famous last words indeed. So some interesting changes here, the bad guys didn't get the statue and I'm almost out of ideas for the next part of this...
- Bit confusing with this Snake Island deal here.
- Snake Island in fact does exist. It's located in the Atlantic Ocean, off the cost of Sao Paulo State, Brazil. It's access is restricted, with no one lives there, is infested with tons of deadly and poisonous snakes. Humans are forbidden to enter the island. Not mistaken for the Snake Island off the coast of Ukraine and Australia...
- One important aspect that never was revealed in the show... How did Kim and Ron meet Wade? Surely for a well written show, they would have mentioned something about Wade in Sitch in Time, as it revealed a lot about Kim and Ron's origins. So I made that part up. Plus the series was set predictably around 2002-2005. So Middle School would have been around 2000-2001, things were much different back then. No Facebook, Twitter or YouTube. MySpace would have definitely been different. So I made up an origin story. Hey, I'm tryna be creative here.
- I only implied across America for the beginning of Team Possible's missions, as they were only a few months since they were founded, later on they would become a world wide sensation.
- To make this more realistic, I made Wade a bit nervous when he first met Kim and Ron, once he got to know them and felt comfortable speaking to them, he began a 'long distance' type of friendship.
- That montage song was a inspiration from the Family Guy Season 10 Episode 1 'Lottery Fever' Where the Griffin Family won the lottery and were searching for the winning numbers for 3 days.
Well that's the end of that chapter. It's lateeeee I knowwwww. I hope you guys enjoyed it anyway and I hope to see you soon... Until next time. Take care!