Congratulations! You Made The Ultimate Mistake! Chapter 5: A Facetime and Secrets Found, a Kane Chronicles + Avengers Crossover fanfic

DeLaynie Kanes POV

So, after that disaster, I got a text from Spider Gymnast. Dad had left the schoolroom where I was doing my physics assignment. I decided to see what he wanted.

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What do you want?

Spider Gymnast

I was wondering if you'd text me a picture of your cat.

Ok, but do me a favor and help me with this physics equation.

Spider Gymnast

Deal.

*Sends picture.

And here is the equation

*Sends picture

Spider Gymnast

Easy, 8.

AND OMG YOUR CAT IS SO CUTE!

yeah, Pudgie is ultra-adorable.

Spider Gymnast

THATS YOUR CATS NAME!?

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LOL

That is the longest 'Aww too cute' I've ever witnessed.

Spider Gymnast

Ha.

Hey, where do you live anyway?

A place where buildings are made partially out of plants.

Those with physical and mental disabilities can be safe.

And I can be myself to the fullest.

You could say I live in Wonderland.

Spider Gymnast

Buildings are partially plants?

Yes, makes city oxygen less of a worry.

And my neighborhood is awesome.

Spider Gymnast

How is it awesome?

It's safe and protected.

And you can find a billionaire or at the least millionaire, in every house.

Spider Gymnast

Are you RICH?

Yeah, my family gained a lot of wealth after we filed lawsuits against an abusive boarding school, and a good chunk of its students.

Spider Gymnast

Why file lawsuits?

They abused me so badly that it took me MONTHS to recover.

And even now I struggle with my legs giving out from time to time.

And they actually justified it with the fact I'm autistic.

We shut down the school, and got all teachers, and bullies sent straight to the slammer.

Spider Gymnast

Sounds like something Mr. Stark would do.

So, you doing anything right now?

Or are you dealing with an assassin?

How do you know about that?

No wait let me guess, Mr. Stark?

Spider Gymnast

How did you guess?

I'm literally descended of the previous Dragon Avatar.

I have an advantage here.

And I'm doing my homeschool stuff.

Spider Gymnast

YOUR DESCENDED OF THE MOST PREVEOUS DRAGON AVATAR?!

Yeah, I literally just said that.

Spider Gymnast

WHAT POWERS DO YOU HAVE?

None at the moment, as my power was deactivated.

But I am working to reverse it.

Just need to find The Healing Rivers of Frey.

Spider Gymnast

Healing Rivers of Frey?

Yeah, they are magical glaciers that can heal ANYTHING.

Maybe even bring the dead back to life.

Spider Gymnast

BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE?

DUDE! I need to go see that place.

Wait, why are they called rivers if it's a glacier?

Glaciers are rivers of ice.

The place is apparently frozen.

I know I would need to go north, but I'm not sure which direction I need to go.

Spider Gymnast

Might can help if you tell me your location.

Nah, I am not taking any risks of any of the parents of my bullies finding us.

So, go away now, Dads coming back.

Spider Gymnast

Ok, bye.

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I put my phone away as Dad came in, with something in his hand. It was the Mythology book I had been asking for all week. I smiled. Whenever I did a good job on my school stuff for a solid school week, Dad got me something he knew I liked. Sometimes he let me download a new game on my phone or tablet, or I got to the bookstore with him and pick a new book to read.

Pudgie jumped on the Dad's Desk as I called it. Dad set his phone on the whiteboard.

Little did he know, he somehow accidentally facetimed Mr. Stark.

Tony Starks POV

I was at my desk, fidgeting with a toy called a pop it when my phone went off. I took a peek and saw it was Jazz Suit, formerly known as Collateral Damage.

I decided to see what he wanted. He was requesting a facetime.

Why not? I thought.

I accepted the call. And saw he was with who I realized was his daughter. If he was aware he was facetiming me, he showed no sign.

I decided to watch, see if it gave me any clues as to his and his family's location. May can call it spying, but I call it recon from a safe distance. I looked at windows and determined it was around 10pm where they were.

"Dad, are we done yet?" Water Cat asked.

"In a sec, then we can work on piano, like you want. I want to teach you only what interests you." Jazz Suit said.

"Ok. But only a sec, I swear I'm gonna die of boredom."

"Ok, very funny." The smile then faded quickly "Are you okay? Your breathing sounds off again."

"I feel woozy."

"I think it's time for your breathing treatment, baby. I'll get the vest."

Water Cat did seem off. She looked dizzy, and looked almost like she might pass out.

I watched for a moment, and during that time, T'challa snuck up behind me. T'challa had come to visit as we had formed an alliance after the Thanos issue, and he was helping Stark Industires with the clean energy we worked on.

"Looks like she's having a hard time inhaling and exhaling." T'challa said.

I jumped.

"What are you doing here?" I asked.

"I came to see if you had any ideas as to what dimension we got ourselves fused with, as according to Doctor Strange, nobody in Kamar taj knows what traits the one we fused with had before. Aside from the fact most non magical people can't seem to see our magic anymore, there isn't much to go off of. And what are you watching anyway?"

"Suit boy texted me by mistake, and Peter started talking to him. Along the way, I also talked to his daughter, we made a group chat, and it looks like Suit boy accidentally facetimed me."

"Oh. What do you think is wrong with her?"

"Might be asthma, but it could be something else."

At that moment, her dad came back with a black vest. He placed it on her, making sure a pump was connected. and kept an eye on a pressure gauge over her heart.

"That better?" Jazz Suit said.

"Very." Water Cat replied.

"Note to self: make appointment with Dr Albert in the morning."

She squirmed at that.

"Hey, don't worry. I just want to make sure your lung is okay. After all, pain from a building collapsing on you doesn't go away that easily."

Me and T'challa looked at each other.

"A building fell on her?" T'challa whispered.

"Yeah, sounds like it." I replied.

We continued to watch, concern filling us up. As we were watching, Peter and Shuri came in, and looked over our shoulders.

"What are we watching?" Peter said.

We jumped in surprise. They explained they had come in to see what all was going on.

I explained what had happened so far, and we heard a crash. We all turned our attention to the phone, and two teens were chasing each other. One had a stick in her hand.

"CARTER! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" The white girl said.

She then made the window explode, narrowly avoiding hurting anyone.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" The African American boy said.

The teens chased each other rather quickly, and the girl tied him up.

"YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!" the girl yelled as he dragged him out of the room.

"What happened?" Water Cat asked.

"I have no idea, DeLaynie, but I'll ask after I make sure the oxygen pump was not disconnected." The only adult in the room grumbled as he went to check on the vest.

That was when a boy with jet black hair, and brown eyes came in. He was closely followed by a little African American boy.

"Were back from school." The older boy said.

"Looks like we can be done for today." Jazz Suit said. "I'll move you to the pool area."

"And in case you're wondering, the fight was triggered by Carter accidentally throwing Sadie's gum in the trash can." The boy said.

"Thanks Nico, I will deal with them in a moment."

I ended the call before he could see he was facetiming me.

"What did we just witness?" Shuri asked.

"I have no idea." I said.