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Episode 7: I'm Gonna Get A Familiar! - Part 3

Everyone was in the clubroom in their school uniforms, carrying glasses of juice. "Cheers!" shouted Issei as everyone's glasses touched each other.

"The Occult Research Club has marvelously defeated the student body council!" cheered Richard. "You all made it happen."

Issei could only smile nervously though. "I feel bad that I was eliminated though."

Yumi, who was standing next to her, turned at her and carried the headband she made. "You made this and raised everyone's spirit, Issei-chan," she replied to her reassuringly. "So you played a part of it!" She smiled.

"Indeed," Akihiko agreed.

"She's right, Issei-san!" Asher added. Kabu only nodded and smiled at her.

Feeling very happy that someone like Yumi said it, the brown-haired girl grabbed her hands and smiled. "Kiba, you always say the nicest things, even for a damn pretty princess!" she said both sarcastically and happily. The blonde-haired beauty could only close her eyes and giggle a little nervously with her.

"Now, there's no time to waste," Richard spoke up. "Let's go get familiars." Everyone nodded in agreement.

...

Akihiko summoned a red magic circle with everyone outside of it. "Right now?" asked Asher.

"We can only meet her when there's a full moon," Richard explained.

"Her?" asked Issei.

"The familiar master."

Soon, they were all in a forest, the sky being pinkish red and the trees jet black. The female pervert looked around. "Where are we?" she asked.

"The forest where all familiars are created," Akihiko answered her.

"We got our familiars here as well," Yumi added. Kabu only nodded once again.

A wave of nervousness crashed Issei as well as Asher. "This place looks a little creepy, like some monster is going to lash out at me..."

"I-I agree..." Asher murmured in agreement.

"Gotta catch 'em all~!" sang a woman's voice. Both of them shot back and looked up to see a woman standing on a branch of a tree. She had brownish-red hair in a ponytail and dark eyes. She wore a white tank top, a purple jacket around her waist, purple shorts, and shoes. "I'm the familiar master, Zatana!"

"Familiar..." Issei said.

"Master?" Asher finished.

Zatana looked up at the sky. "Ah, what a lovely full moon~! It's the best time to capture some familiars!" She then glanced down at the group. "I can catch any familiar!" She posed in a goofy way.

"She's a professional when it comes to catching them," the raven-haired man continued.

"I...see..." muttered both Issei and Asher. The woman was too goofy to look like a professional, but they took his word for it.

"Now, what are you looking for in a familiar?" Zatana asked. "Strength? Speed? Poison?"

"Uh..." Issei thought about the perfect familiar, then blushed and answered, "Do you have a handsome familiar? You know, one that looks like a guy?"

The familiar master waggled her finger at her. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. You newbies can't do it right," she said, making Issei lose her blush and frown. "You'll need a familiar that's useful and strong!" She pointed at her. "That's to say, you must know their abilities and choose which one compliments your own!"

"I do want a familiar that looks friendly," Asher described. "Unless that's too much to ask?"

Zatana suddenly changed her demeanor, smiling and blushing at him. "Oh, it's nothing~! I'll be right on it!"

Asher smiled at her. "Thank you very much, m'am!"

Issei glared angrily at her. "You..." she grumbled. Why the hell did Asher get a break but she can't?!

Later, the group reached to a lake. A ray of light was shining on it. "The water spirit, Undine, lives in this lake," Zatana informed.

Issei smiled. A water spirit! she thought. Could it possibly be a... She pictured a man with very light blue skin and long blue hair. Only water covered his manhood and his abs were shown. A man, if I become Harem Queen, want to keep around? Oh man, I wanna know what his chest and bulge might feel like! Seeing her perverted face made Kabu look annoyed and unimpressed with her.

"The lake!" Yumi cried out. The water under the light began to shine.

"Oh, Undine's coming out!" Zatana said with excitement. A man came out of the water. He seemed to be wider than Issei imagined. He had his back turned to everyone. He had blue clothes on and had yellow hair, but then he turned, showing his extremely-muscular body and ugly tough man face. He let out a battle cry. The perverted girl was completely dumbfounded at the sight. "That's Undine."

"NO THAT IS NOT!" Issei exclaimed in shock and fear. "THAT IS JUST MUSCLES IN A SUIT AND TIE!"

"You're in luck, girl. It's pretty rare to come across one! A fighter-oriented water spirit isn't THAT bad!"

"OH YES IT IS! THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE A HITMAN THAN A GENTLE SPIRIT!"

"But he is a water spirit."

The brown-haired girl fell on her knees in disbelief. "That's one thing I don't want to know..."

...

Everyone walked away from the lake. "He had some friendly eyes though," Asher said to a distressed Issei. "I'm sure he's just a good-natured guy."

"Please don't call that a guy..." she murmured to him, feeling shattered and disgusted after the sight of Undine.

Zatana stopped, making everyone else do the same. "Wait," she said. "Look!" She pointed up at a branch of a tree. Everyone looked up and saw a cute little purple and white dragon with red eyes and black eyelashes. It was simply just looking around.

"A dragon?" Issei questioned.

"She looks cute and quite friendly," Asher commented, smiling.

"The Sprite Dragon," the familiar master explained. "The child of the dragon that wielded cerulean lightning."

"That's a high-class one," Yumi said, awed by the sight of it.

"It's actually my first time seeing one," Richard stated.

Zatana turned to the group. "This is the only chance to catch it! It's impossible to do so once it matures!"

"Well, Issei-chan has the power of the Red Dragon Empress, so their compatibility should be fine," Akihiko said with sureness.

Issei thought it wasn't a bad idea. Maybe a dragon familiar would fit her after all. "Alright, in that case," she said before posing Pokémon style. "Sprite Dragon, I choose y-" She stopped when she heard Asher scream. She froze and looked at him. Green slime was raining on him.

"What the-" he exclaimed.

"Asher-kun!" shouted Issei.

"Well, well..." muttered Akihiko. Issei turned her head towards him. Both him and Richard were covered in the green slime as well.

Yumi gasped and got out her sword. "Slime!" she cried out. However, a piece of slime landed on her eyes, blocking her eyesight.

"Well, well..." The dark-haired man's pants began to disintegrate, showing his dark brown, transparent underwear. The slime disintegrated his top as well, showing his pecs and upper abs. "Well! You should stop embarrassing us right now!" He tried to grab it, but his body was stinging, making him unable to move.

"Damn it!" shouted Richard, whose clothes was disappearing as well, showing his pecs, abs, and tight dark transparent underwear.

Asher, feeling really, really embarrassed, tried to get the slime off as well, but due to it stinging his body, he was unable to, letting the slime disintegrate his shirt and his pants, showing his semi-abs and white briefs. "They're dissolving it!" he cried out.

"It feels gross..." Kabu murmured, his shirt, pants, and even his spotted underwear dissolving, showing his chest and the skin underneath.

"Get off!" shouted Yumi as she tried to remove the slime from her face, but made it worse.

Issei felt...amazed, blessed, that this was happening. She nosebled, so much that she had to cover her nose. Her eyes sparkled and her perverted smile crept upon her lips. "This is...wonderful..." she commented.

"Don't stand there and look at us. Do something," the shouta demanded coldly.

"I-I will!" she lied. The slim began to dissolve the males' underwear and cuff their hands.

"Damn it! I can't use my powers like this!" Richard cried out.

"Well, well...this is going to be a problem..." muttered Akihiko.

"President!" shouted Issei before going into her perverted trance. "I need to save this on my neural disc..."

While Yumi tried to cut the slime off of her face, Zatana had her eyes covered by slime as well...and she was nosebleeding as well. "These slimes primarily feed on textile," she explained. "Though they're completely harmless, they eat away men's clothes like there's no tomorrow."

Issei blushed and gasped. Forget the dragon! "President! I'll make this slime my familiar!" she proclaimed to him.

Akihiko, now with only 20% of his clothes on, blushed when the slime touched his bulge. "Oh, you shouldn't go there~!" he cried out...in a bit of pleasure.

The female pervert squealed and shouted enthusiastically, "This is the talent I was looking for!"

Richard, now with only half his underwear on, was blushing when the slime traveled along his chest and stomach and shouted, "You know, Isa, familiars are really important to devils! You think carefully before-" Some of the slime then traveled and slithered on his bulge and under, making him moan really loud.

"I thought carefully, President!" she replied with a lot more nosebleeding. "I'm making this my familiar!" Richard couldn't believe her. She wanted THIS to be her familiar?!

Well, she wouldn't get it. He'd make sure of that.

He then broke out of the cuff the slime made and shot some of his Crimson Ruin to them, making her gasp and feel faint. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PRESIDENT?!" she shrieked.

Akihiko, with only 20% of his underwear on, broke out of the cuff as well. "Oh, I'm sorry~," he taunted the slime before electrocuting them into nothing.

"AKIHIKO-SENPAI, NO!" Kabu then removed the slime and kicked it. Yumi managed to chop off the slime on her face as well. "NO, NO, NO!" Asher, however, still had the slime on him, so she went to him and hugged him. Richard had a ball of Ruin in his hand and looked at the female pervert sternly.

"Move aside, Isa," he demanded in a serious tone. "Creatures like these deserve to die."

"No, please!" Issei begged. "I have no doubt that this slime was born to meet me! This is destiny, you can't separate us!" Asher, who had 45% of his clothes on, was blushing and had his mouth open. He then smiled.

Issei-san's hugging me... he thought. He didn't care about the slime anymore, this felt good...

"Slatome, my partner!" she yelled.

Yumi sweat-dropped. "She already named it?"

Zatana, who had the slime off of her face now, smirked and said, "I've never seen a demon want a pest in this forest so badly. It IS a big world."

Richard's eyes began to sadden. "Isa...she's usually a good kid..." he whispered in pity. "Why does she need to be honest about her carnal desires?"

She turned to him pleadingly. "H-hey, President! Stop looking at me with those eyes! With her, I'll be a true heroine!" She sounded confident while saying it too. However, sparks of blue lightning sparked, making Issei let go of Asher. It toasted the last of slime. She stumbled down after saying, "What the hell was that?"

"Is that the Sprite Dragon's doing?" asked Richard as he saw the cute little dragon flying in the air over the last piece of slime. Everyone looked up but Issei, amazed at the sight of it.

"Slatome-chan!" shouted Issei in distress. She looked up at the dragon. "Damn you!" Sprite Dragon only responded by shocking her with cerulean lightning. Now she was toasted.

"Issei-san!" shouted the blonde-haired guy. As he walked to her, Sprite Dragon landed on his shoulder, making him stop and look at her.

Zatana smiled and crossed her arms. "It only attacks what it recognizes as its enemies," she informed. "It must've thought the girl and the slime attacked the guy."

"So, that means..." Yumi said.

Asher smiled at his new friend. "She does look cute and friendly," he said as he held his hands out for it. "Come on, girl." The dragon then flew and landed on his hands. She hugged him, making him chuckle and pat her back.

"Well, it looks like you got your familiar, handsome!" the familiar master announced.

Why am I always the unlucky one? thought Issei, still mourning Slatome. At least Asher got a familiar, but her? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

...

When everyone was wearing their uniforms fully, a green magic circle encased Sprite Dragon. "In the...name of Asher Argento," the former priest chanted for the first time. "I order you to form a contract as my familiar!" The magic circle disappeared and the Sprite Dragon looked up at her new master.

"Okay, it looks like we're done here," Akihiko stated, smiling. "Well done, Asher-kun~."

The familiar flew to Asher and hugged him, making him smile and chuckle again. He patted her back once again. "Welcome, Raissei-chan!" he greeted her.

"Raissei?" asked Issei.

He nodded at her. "Yes, since she shoots lightning." He blushed a little too, becoming bashful. "I also took part of your name as well."

She smiled and blushed as well. "Well, that's all good," she said as she walked to Raissei. "It's nice to meet you, Raissei-chan. We may have been in hot water together, but I hope we can-" However, the dragon glared at her and zapped her with lightning, surprising everyone, especially Asher. She was toasted once again and fell down.

"Oh, right," Zatana said. "How could I forget? Female dragons hate females of other species!"

"Wow, Raissei, what a mischievous kid," Richard commented with a hint of amusement.

Issei was crying a little from the pain, emphasizing the loss of her "familiar". "Slatome-chan! Come back to me! Grant me that wonderful power you wield!"

Kabu sighed. "Death to all perverts," he mumbled, irritated.

In the evening at the clubroom, Richard explained, "It is said that Sprite Dragons only open up to ones with a pure heart. It wouldn't normally follow a devil. It could be because Ash was a priest." Akihiko chuckled while Raissei was cuddling into the blonde-haired guy's chest, making Issei jealous.

"Hey! What do you think you're doing, Raissei?!" she shouted to her. She turned to her and electrocuted her once again, making her toasted once more and fall down.

"Uh, Raissei-chan, please don't harm her ever again, please?" Asher asked the Sprite Dragon. Kabu just looked down at her, eating a large cookie. Raissei made a happy noise. He smiled at his familiar. "Alright, see you later, Raissei-chan!" The dragon then disappeared in green light.

Issei stood up, still feeling a bit frazzled from her electrocution, tried to straighten her hair, and frowned. "I became a devil before Asher-kun, but..." she said in sorrow. "He's more of a devil than I am..." She shook her head and looked determined. "I'll keep trying! I'll get a familiar that'll blow all your minds someday!"

Yumi giggled. "I'll be looking forward to it," she said as she turned to Richard and Akihiko. "Good work everyone!"

"Good work!" shouted everyone else as everyone but the King and Queen left.

Richard chuckled. "Isa still has a long way to go," he said to his right-hand man.

"She's just begun, after all," Akihiko added.

"Yeah." He looked down at the headband she made and grabbed it, smiling. The girl may be the most perverted girl he's ever seen, but his growing feelings towards her stayed true. "You're right." He chuckled once more.

Done! How was this episode? Any typos or mistakes I might've missed? Not much changes this time.

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