Episodio 16- Little bull on the Prairie
Don: Last time on The Ridonculous Race.
Don: New Zealand took the remaining teams on a roller coaster of emotions.
Don: Dwayne tried to impress his son with a cool tattoo, but that one is for girls only. Noah and Emma crashed into a barricade when she stepped on the brake of their relationship. Ouch.
Don: Devin went from super sad to super furious, Sky and Josee collided in a strong female athlete duel, where the Ice dancer taught her a "lesson" by using her partner Dave as a method to push them to second place.
Don: And the best friends forever realized that maybe they felt like more than best friends. Unfortunately, they realized it in time to be kicked out.
Don: Today we have half the teams we started with, and one will have to go home at the end of this bracket. who will it be? Find out in this episode of… The Ridonculous Race.
-INTRO-
Don: Yesterday's chill zone will be today's starting line. And the first to take the track, the king and queen of ice, the Ice dancers.
-confessional-
Jacques: We finally regained first place. Now we just have to stay there. We're on fire.
Josee: On golden fire. And the competition is about to be burned.
-end of confessional-
Josee pressed the button and took the hint.
Josee: Go to the Buffalo's head cliff.
Jacques: Buffalo? That's either a place or a threat.
Don: Actually, a little bit of both.
The Canadian flag is shown and a couple of areas of Alberta, Canada.
Don: It is located here, along the side of the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. The precipice of the buffalo cliff was to be called contusion valley. Unfortunately, the name was taken already.
Don is shown outside a western saloon style establishment, and leaning against the Don box with an exaggeratedly large cowboy hat.
Don: Teams should fly to Ledbrich Alberta, and then, drive to this site to receive the next clue.
The skaters started running, Sky took the lead.
Sky: Go, go, go.
-confessional-
Sky: This time it's not just about winning, it's about teaching Josee a little lesson in fair play. So Dave. I need you to give 100%.
Dave: Count on that. But don't forget that we also have to...
Sky: She's going to fall off her throne.
Dave swallowed.
-End of confessional-
Devin: Yeah, let's go.
-confessional-
Devin: I had some... "problems" in New Zealand.
Carrie: You weren't that bad.
Devin: But, I'm better now. The anger has completely left Devin. I'm no longer upset that Shelley broke up with me, in fact. I WANT YOU BACK WITH ME BABY, and I'll do anything to prove it, I'll climb to the top of a tree.
Devin ran up a tree to try to do the above. While Carrie just looked at the camera a bit annoyed.
Carrie: Hello to stage 3 of heartbreak. DESPERATION.
A branch is heard breaking, and Devin falls out of the tree.
Carrie: Yeah... This is going to be fun.
-end of confessional-
Geoff: Dude, we're going to a tourist ranch.
Brody: And we're tourists.
Geoff: We can't lose. It's our ranch.
The Surfers high-fived. While the separated had heard them.
Stephanie: Those two on a tourist ranch? How unfair.
Ryan: Maybe the next challenge will be something you're good at. Like complain.
-confessional-
Stephanie: I'm not a complainer. How dare you call me that. And your shirt is so ugly, my eyes hurt.
Ryan: Yep. You don't complain at all.
Stephanie growled.
-end of confessional-
Don: While the first 11 teams are on a serious path. The last one is not being taken as such.
And said team was father and son. For cabs were passing them by.
Dwayne: Taxi.Taxi. Cab.
One stopped, but when he saw the tattoo he just laughed.
Dwayne: Beat it.
-confessional-
Junior: Dad, your chin is costing us the game.
Dwyane: Okay. Maybe this is a woman's tattoo, but I'll wear it with manly pride... until we make the million and I can afford laser surgery.
Junior: Or, grow a beard.
Dwayne: Oh don't count on it. We're chin hairless.
-end of confessional-
Junior used the clue to cover up the tattoo, and that allowed them to get a cab. The sisters were also trying to get one.
Emma: Taxi.
Fortunately they did it right away, but Kitty stopped her for a moment.
Kitty: Shouldn't we wait for Noah and Owen? I mean, we have an alliance.
Emma: What? No. If Noah and I gave each other some time, so did the alliance.
And speaking of them, Owen was running around looking for a cab while carrying the still catatonic Noah in his arms like a purse.
Owen: Okay buddy, we just need to find a cab.
-confessional-
Noah was slowly falling off the chair.
Owen: See, the thing is, Noah's never had a girlfriend before, so he's never been dumped before. But, I'd say he's handling it pretty well.
The sarcastic guy fell to the floor, and Owen immediately picked him up.
Owen: I got you buddy. It's all good.
-end of confessional-
Don: The teams arrive at the airport, and it's a mad dash for tickets. Turns out there aren't enough seats on the first flight, so the last 6 teams will have to wait.
And those teams were the sisters, professionals, haters, father and son, masked men and positivists.
Don: Flight Number 1 has already left for Alberta. But flight number 2, will arrive half an hour later.
Inside the plane, the sisters looked at Noah's condition.
Emma: I think Noah looks a little better.
-confessional-
Emma: I didn't want to smother my thing with Noah, but I had no choice. I told you, love makes me a nightmare, nightmares don't win races.
Kitty: Unless, they start being chased, in which case they start running really fast.
Emma gave her a stern look for the incoherence she had just said, Kitty coughed uncomfortably.
Emma: Just in case it wasn't obvious. She has an overactive imagination.
-end of confessional-
The Masked Mens and the Positivists were watching the old Total Drama shows, more specifically, they were watching the "Love you, Love you knots" episode and how Clucky electrocuted one of the teams. Shane and the girls weren't reacting, but Lucas was laughing out loud.
Lucas: Oh damn. That chicken is crazy.
Shane: How can you laugh at something like that?
Lucas: I laugh so I won't be bitter all the time. I even laugh at my own pain.
Shane (whispering): Sammy was there receiving shocks too, idiot.
Lucas coughed uncomfortably.
Lucas: But, I'm glad you guys are okay after that. It couldn't have been easy… pretending to be your sister.
-confessional-
Lucas: And because of these things, none of my relationships lasted more than a month... I suck.
-end of confessional-
Sammy: It wasn't. But at least she can't control me anymore. And, she's not here, it means I can be a little freer and spend time with others without fear of her showing up to ruin it.
The cheerleader put her hand on the masked man's, but pulled it away instantly, both looked to the side blushing. While their companions smiled.
-confessional-
Ella: Why don't you just tell him?
Sammy: Ugh. I want to. But every time we get close, my nerves go off like a rocket. Also. I'm afraid Amy will try to hurt her. I don't want someone else to have to live in the same hell I lived in for so many years.
Ella: Samantha. I'm sure Prince Lucas would live in that hell just to be with his princess.
Sammy: You think? You know Amy it's not exactly… ortodox whit her métods.
Ella: Prince Lucas always face pain, i'm sure it Will be no different along his princess.
-end of confessional-
Father and son, meanwhile, were watching an episode of All Stars, and laughing as they watched the campers cross the obstacle course after eating the pancakes.
Dwayne: I think Junior and I have been strengthening our bond. He even said it was great.
Junior came out of the bathroom.
Junior: That was before I knew your tattoo was for girls.
Dwayne: But you said it, and that's great. Even if we get knocked out of the race, I'll go home a happy man.
Junior: Dad. Don't jinx it.
Dwayne: There's no such thing as bad luck.
Pilot: Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking, a storm over Montana will delay our landing.
Dwayne: It's bound to affect the other flight as well.
Pilot: It is an extremely rare storm that only affects our flight.
Dwayne: Coincidence.
Don: Flight number 1, carrying the first 6 teams already landed in Alberta. They will now drive a pickup truck through the far west.
The cadets were in the lead, until they felt a collision, and saw the Ice dancers in the rear view mirror, and then, the Ice dancers passed them.
Josee: Eat our dust wannabe cops.
The cadets drove over a rock, and it punched a hole in one of the wheels.
MacArthur: We're hit. Wounded tire, wounded tire. You'll have to repair it.
MacArthur gave Sanders a tape.
Sanders: Aren't you going to stop first?
MacArthur: New plan.
The cadet stomped her foot, and crashed into the Ice Dancers, knocking the two teams out of the way.
MacArthur: Boyaah.
And over a cliff, fortunately they fell into a lake, as a huge SPLASH was heard.
-confessional-
MacArthur: What can I say, you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
-end of confessional-
The Surfers and the opposites were next, and they were going side by side, with Geoff and Sky at the wheel.
Geoff: oh it's weird man, no sign of the Cadets or the Ice Dancers.
Brody: Two alternatives. Either the aliens kidnapped them or... nah, I'll take the aliens.
Sky: What happened?
Dave: 5 bucks, they started a fight with the vans and fell out that way.
Sky: I just hope they're okay... Josee needs to see how we beat her with fair play.
-confessional-
Dave: Sky is worrying me a little bit. I understand why she's mad at Josee... but it's like she's losing his morale... Is it wrong that i somehow still see her as attractive like this?
Don: I think you have a type. Kind and strong, but with character.
-end of confessional-
The best friends were also in the van, with Devin at the wheel.
Devin: It's simple Carrie, if I go home with half a million dollars in my pocket, Shelly is sure to come back with me. Ahhh, why doesn't this truck go any faster?
Carrie: You have to, you have to start it up.
The camera pans to the airport, where the second plane was touching down on the runway.
Don: Flight number two has landed, 45 minutes after flight number one.
The teams got off the plane and started running.
Don: And those teams know that they will be racing each other to avoid elimination. This is priceless.
The 6 teams that were strapped in got into the vans, with Owen driving the slowest.
Owen: I only have a learner's permit. So, I must have a chaperone with me all the time... Noah cheer up, I'm still counting on you all the time.
Out of nowhere, Owen started to crash, and a duck, a rabbit, and a pig piled up on the windshield. Fortunately, all the animals seemed to be okay.
Owen: They didn't teach me this in driving lessons.
The Positivists were also in the van, with Sammy driving.
Sammy: Amy forced me to take the driving course in order for me to be her personal driver. So I guess some good came out of that.
Out of nowhere, the van started to smoke, and the hood popped open, revealing that the engine was misfiring.
Sammy: But, I don't have a mechanical course.
The Masked mens (with Shane at the wheel) pulled over.
Shane: Do you girls need a ride?
Ella: Oh, that's nice, but wouldn't that be against the rules?
Luke: The rules say you have to get to the place, not with the van. Now, get in or kiss that million goodbye.
The girls smiled, And jumped into the back of the vehícle.
Lucas: And… radio.
The luchador pressed the button, And they got a very appropriate song for a road trip. 192000 by Gorillaz.
Back at the ranch, the Surfers and opposites pulled up.
Geoff: Oh great man, we're one of the first ones there.
Brody: Oh yeah, let's secure first place.
Brody pushed the button and took the lead.
Geoff: It's an "All un". "Break your chismo out of that hat, and go eat like a real cowboy."
Dave: And that means?
The camera cuts to the kitchen, where Don is mixing a pot with a chef's hat.
Don: It means, in this challenge the fellows will have to work together to eat a whole pot of pork and beans. And at the bottom of it, they will find their next clue.
The opposites received their pot.
Sky: Um, you're not a religious Hindu, are you?
Dave: No.
Sky: Good. Because we need to do what we can to get this done soon. So I need you to swallow like never before.
Dave took the spoon and looked at the camera nervously. If there was one thing he wasn't good at, it was food challenges.
Geoff: wow.
Brody: my favorite dish to gobble is pork and beans. Boom.
Geoff was talking to the camera, while sbrody devoured the contents of the oolla as if it were a drink.
Geoff: We've got this challenge in the bag. Brody has a stomach of steel, and almost no taste buds. We are unstoppable.
The separates were the next team to arrive.
Stephanie: See? They have the advantage, but we're only going third, so all is not lost.
Ryan: only the love between us.
The jocks high-fived each other. Before going to their pot and surprising each other.
Stephanie: Beans. Beans. BEANS?
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Stephanie: I'm not a picky eater, but beans are the most disgusting food in the world and should never be eaten by humans.
Ryan: Cof Cof chicken cof cof cof cof.
Stephanie: What did you say?
-end of confessional-
Ryan ate as fast as he could, while Stephanie just looked at her spoon in disgust.
Stephanie: Yuck. Disgust.
The goths walked past them, with Loki sticking out of Ennui's shirt.
Stephanie: More teams are coming, what's taking so long? EAT.
A worker set down the goth pot, Crimson sighed.
-confessional-
Ennui: Are you okay?
Crimson: Yeah. It's just that this whole place reminds me of my grandmother's farm. I spent many summers there.
-end of confessional-
The best friends arrived at the ranch.
Devin: Fifth place? Good, or easy, we can still win this... RUN.
Carrie: At least he's not crying anymore, right?
Stephanie: Quick Ryan, faster.
Ryan: Ugh, it's an "All in" challange partner. So we both have to eat, or we'll get penalized.
Stephanie: I know that.
Stephanie reached for her spoon, but was unable to, and ended up throwing it away.
Ryan: Come on, woman. You ate worms and scorpions, eTo is zeros and beans.
Stephanie: I. Am. Trying.
Stephanie picked up the spoon again, but there was a repeat of seconds ago. Father and son arrived at the ranch.
Dwayne: Look at that, we came up from near the bottom to the middle.
The girl left them the pot.
Waitress: Hey, isn't that a woman's tattoo?
Dwayne: Oh, enough. I need a marker and a mirror.
Junior: Later dad, we need to finish this.
Dwayne: Relax champ. It's a huge pot, nobody's going to finish...
Geoff and Brody's belching interrupted them.
Father and son: Those boys sure eat.
Dwayne: bad luck.
Junior: Dad, enough with the bad luck.
Dwayne: Off, there's no such thing as bad luck.
Dwayne slapped his hand and threw some of the stew in his face.
Junior: That, you eat it.
Geoff: It's a random challenge. Whoever hasn't taken the clue, let's get on the mechanical bull.
Brody: There's a mechanical bull?
Don approached said device, which also had a counter nearby.
Don: Thunder Bull 3000. The most dangerous mechanical bull in the world.
The machine released smoke as if it were a real angry bull.
Don: Participants must remain in the mechanical bull for 8 seconds. Once done, they exit through that door. They go up that way. Up to the rest area.
The carpet was near a cliff.
Don: Last team to arrive. Could be eliminated from the competition.
Brody: Great, this is going to be great.
The bull made a simple move and launched the surfers.
Brody: Was it 8 seconds?
Geoff: It was almost... 0 seconds.
The positivists were next taking the pot… or rather. Sammy was the one taking the pot. As Ella was incapable of eating pork.
Sammy: Ugh. There's no way I can do it by myself. Thi's an inhuman amount, especially for just one...
The Positivists saw Shane holding the pot over Lucas, who was holding a drink neck (like when they bottom many bottles at the same time) and pouring the contents into it, while the wrestler downed it as if it were liquid.
Sammy: Person.
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Lucas: I have a good stomach for meat, so a stew. Pff, it's like breakfast toast to me.
Shane: And. It saves me from eating… I'm not good with beans… I don't want to be gassy in front of Ella.
The wrestler burps.
-end of confessional-
Lucas finished with his team's, while Shane took the floor.
Lucas: Wooo, it was good. Are you going to finish it?
Sammy: But... we'll be penalized.
Lucas: And for that very reason, it's better to finish them now, that way you can complete the next challenge, and. You'll have a longer window of time before the penalty.
Sammy was going to respond, but Lucas just grabbed the pot and started to consume it...
Shane: ... maybe I should let him take the lead... Oh whatever. Bottom, bottom.
The Positivists looked at each other, smiling and decided to support their friend.
Positivists: bottom, bottom.
The wrestler finished the second pot and dropped it, which also left the second clue, which was caught by Ella.
Sammy: Yes. You did it.
The blonde gave him a hug. Unaware that the pressure against his stomach (and nerves) would cause the wrestler to release a burp capable of rivaling those of surfers.
Lucas: Ohhh... sorry.
Shane, Ella and Sammy were disheveled and wide-eyed from the release of air. Fortunately, they hadn't gotten any spit food on them. But that didn't make the situation any less disgusting.
The cadets and the Ice Dancers arrived at the ranch on foot.
Josee: The Don box.
MacArthur: Move.
Sanders took the lead first.
MacArthur: In your face.
The sisters arrived at the ranch as well.
Emma: We made it. Safe and sound.
Owen: WATCH OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Emma turned and saw Owen approaching at full speed, and his vehicle had dared (but not hurt) several other animals, including a squirrel, a horse, a cow, a sheep, an eagle, a red bird and a fish in a fish tank... don't ask.
Emma jumped back into the van, as the door was ripped off by Owen's.
Owen: I'm sorry.
The blond ended up running over the Don box.
-confessional-
Owen was holding Noah, and he was with all the animals he had run over.
Owen: Maybe I should practice my driving skills some more.
The pig squealed, as if to response affirmative to what the reality TV veteran said.
-end of confessional
The cadets entered the room.
Brody: MacArthur. This way.
The bull threw it after four seconds, all the way to the bar.
MacArthur: Good strike zone.
Brody (dizzy): Hehe, I like her.
The boy dropped his forehead on the counter. The cadets sat down and received their pot.
MacArthur: This much pork and beans... FREE?
MacAthur took the pot and began to eat the stew. Sanders reached for her spoon, but MacArthur stopped her.
MacArthur: Get your own.
-confessional-
Sanders: We were supposed to share it.
MacArthur: You're right. But nothing comes between me and a good meal.
-end of confessional-
The sisters and the professionals entered the room, Stephanie again refused to eat, while Brody made an attempt at the mechanical bull and failed.
MacArthur gulped the contents of his pan at full speed, Devin ate straight from the pot, the sisters ate, while Owen had to feed Noah.
The opposites finished and Sky took the hint, but as she read it, both eyes widened as they realized that Dave would be the one to face the bull, the Ice Dancers began to eat, clearly not very happy.
-confessional-
Jacques: There are worse things to eat.
Josee: Like a silver medal.
Brody flew out from under them.
-end of confessional-
Noah had a mouthful of beans, but he wasn't swallowing them, although it didn't seem to be choking him either.
Owen: Here comes the choo-choo train.
Owen began to eat what was left. As the sisters watched.
Emma: Maybe it's just coincidence that he entered a depression state when I left him.
Kitty gave her a "you don't believe it" look.
Emma: Can you at least give me the reason?
Don: while the rest of the teams eat pork and beans. The 4 that made it through will try to survive the mechanical bull.
Brody, again, failed against the bull.
Sammy had some trouble, but managed to complete it.
Sammy: YES. YES, YES.
Lucas: Good job preciosa, now let me do it.
The wrestler got on the bull and the bull started to whip him from side to side (like the Hulk to Loki in Avengers 1) but still, he held on for the 8 seconds.
Lucas (dizzy): Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Sammy grabbed him by the shoulders to keep him from falling and gave him to Shane, who started carrying him outside. Dave and Sky watched the bull with different reactions, Sky with determination and seriousness, and Dave with panic and regret.
Dave: I should have taken the tip.
He realizes Sky was standing next to him.
Dave: Nothing personal.
Sky: I know that. Now go and tame that bull. That will be enough of a sign for Josee not to underestimate us again.
Dave: I don't think she'll mind.
They both saw the Ice Dancers suffering with the food.
Sky: Whatever. Get up there and show that machine who's boss.
The Hindu boy climbed on the mechanical bull almost forced. And he embraced it with all his strength, the bull was shaking at full speed, he even crashed it against the roof, the surfers were looking at him with faces of pain, Sky tried to keep her serious countenance, but she also let escape a grimace of concern. Until the clock struck 8 seconds, then she smiled happily and went to check on his partner.
Sky: Dave, you did it.
The boy dropped down.
Sky: Are you ok?
Dave (dizzy): But mommy, i dont want to go school today.
Sky couldnt help but laugh a bit, then shouldered him and started running.
Sky: Come on, there's no time to rest.
Dave (dizzy): I want to help You with the kitchen.
Ryan: Come on baby. You can do it, you're more intimidating and scary than anyone I know. Just take a deep breath and...
Stephanie dropped the spoon again. Ryan sighed.
Ryan: You know what. Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner. You're a... loser.
Stephanie let out a choked sigh, before grabbing the spoon and starting to eat as fast as she could.
Stephanie: I'm not a... loser.
Ryan just smiled.
-confessional-
Ryan: As a certified trainer, I know how to train people with a lack of confidence.
Stephanie held her stomach, which was growling.
-end of confessional-
And speaking of stomachs that growled, Owen's was roaring too.
Owen: Oh oh. The beans are displaced.
The grandumon ended up releasing his biggest flatulence of all, most reacted with disgust, even the goths were slightly disgusted, Loki fainted, MacAthur and Brody were rather surprised and Geoff just smiled. The gas was so strong, it broke the windows. And the alarms of the vans were heard, a sign that it also broke those of the vehicles outside.
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Sanders had a gas mask.
MacArthur: Ha, that guy can paint his underpants.
Geoff: If there's one thing to know when Owen eats beans, it's that no one will be indifferent. Haha, I love that guy.
-end of confessional-
Devin finished eating and burped. While Carrie stuck her hand down the runway.
Devim: That was a lot of beans. What's the challenge?
They both watched Brody fail yet again.
Devin: oh...man.
Brody: Oh no bro, the other teams are catching up.
Geoff: Don't worry buddy. Tenth time's the charm.
Brody: Yeah man, I can do-
Before he could finish, the bull threw him, sending him through the roof. Members later, Brody was wailing on a pile of hay.
Brody: I'm trying old man, I'm trying and trying, but I can't. I can't do it.
Meanwhile, the positives and the Masked mens reached the finish line.
Don: Well, if it isn't the masked positives.
Lucas: hey, that's a good name. I think I have some extra masks for the girls.
Don: Don't interrupt me. You come in first and second. Or would, if Lucas hadn't done all the work with the food. 45 minutes of penalties each.
Lucas: Whatever, we're months ahead of everyone else, the worst that can happen is...
At that moment, Dave and Sky arrive.
Don: Opposites, first place.
Dave celebrated. But Sky didn't look so happy.
Sky: We only won because the others got a penalty. It's not a real win.
Dave tried to put his hand on his partner's shoulder, but she immediately took it off and started walking towards the hotel. Leaving Dave confused.
Dave: What's wrong with her?
The other 2 teams raised their shoulders, indicating that they didn't have the answer.
Back at the venue, MacArthur was still eating, preventing Sanders from taking part.
MacArthur: Get your own.
Sanders: MacArthur it's a "all in" we both have to eat and… hey, that guy is stealing the cash register.
MacArthur: What? Where?
Sanders took advantage and started eating. MacArthur smiled.
MacArthur: Well played, partner.
Geoff: Don't feel bad, man. That bull is like. Invincible.
Just as he said that, Crimson overcame the mechanical bull with no problem. In fact, he wasn't even holding.
Crimson: Let's go.
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Crimson: Riding a mechanical bull is much easier than riding a real one.
Ennui and Loki looked at her somewhat surprised.
Crimson: I don't want to talk about it… today.
-end of confessional-
Stephanie: Well... I'm done.
Ryan: Great... now take the tip.
Stephanie: And why should I take it?
Brody: I wish I had taken the clue. Then I wouldn't have to be the one to get on the bull.
The haters saw the machine, and then saw each other. To then start fighting to take the lead first and avoid the challenge.
Ryan: Ha, i ha-
Stephanie punched him in the stomach making him drop the lead. It was of little use though, as Ryan had taken it first.
Brody: I'd hold on to my hat. But I don't have one.
Geoff: Wait bro, I have a hat. Here.
The blond surfer took off his trademark hat.
Geoff: Wear it proudly and get ready to rock for real. Trust me, there's no way you can miss now.
Brody: Dude.
Brody climbed back on the bull again, and far from worrying again, enjoyed his time on top. Until the bell rang.
Brody: Yeah man, I did it.
The Latin-rooted sufferer handed his hat back to the party boy.
Geoff: Great. Now let's shine at the finish line brother.
MacArthur: Way to hold that pile of bolts with your meaty thighs.
Sanders finished her portion of the meal and took the track. The skaters saw that and tried to pick up their pace.
Don: As the Ice dancers are seen behind the cadets again.
The camera shows the Surfers and the Goths running.
Don: The Goths and Surfers are in a race for first place.
Don and the two penalized teams were waiting at the finish line. And the first to arrive were the...
Don: Surfers. I'm pleased to announce that. You are in second place.
The Surfers hugged and celebrated.
Geoff: Group hug.
The other two teams looked at each other, and raised their shoulders while smiling, to join the two Surfers in a hug, Geoff extended his hand to the presenter.
Don: I don't get emotional.
Geoff ignored him and pulled him in for a hug, the presenter just looked at the camera in annoyance.
Don: While the race for the first two places was over.
The camera returned to the ranch, where Devin was doing his best to stay on the bull.
Don: The race to not take out the beans and come in last continues.
Fortunately, the Black haired boy held on for 8 seconds. Indicating that his team could advance.
Devin: Wohoooo, yes i did...
The boy held his stomach and ran to the bathroom.
Dwayne: Champ, take the hint.
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Dwayne: I still don't believe in that bad luck nonsense. But just in case, I won't let Junior get on that crazy mechanical toot.
-end of confessional-
Stephanie went up next.
Stephanie: Come on, that's all you got bull? I hate you as much as I hate those beans.
The bell rang, indicating the 8 seconds had elapsed. The former daters celebrated.
Ryan: wow, I could almost see that venomous hatred coursing through your veins. And your eyes were.
Sthepanie gave him a slap, while her cheeks were red.
Stephanie: g-get over it.
Ryan: Right.
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Stephanie: It's not every day you slap someone and they thank you.
-end of confessional-
Don: Ryan, Stephanie. Third place.
Stephanie: Boom, take that fourth place... oh, no offense.
And it's just that fourth were the best of friends.
Devin: We're fourth? Oh man, I'm never gonna get Shelly back.
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Carrie: Cheer up homie. Next time, we'll get there first.
Devin: Thanks Carrie, I couldn't ask for a better partner and friend.
The boy gave her a hug, while Carrie had a mixture of happiness and sadness at the word "friend."
-end of confessional-
Don: Penalty terminated, Positivists, you are in fifth. Masked, sixth.
The goths finally stepped on the mat.
Don: What happened to you three? You finished the bull challenge ahead of everyone but the opposites, And yet arrive Now.
Crimson: We did, but on our way over, we found a cow skull rotting in the sun and...
Don: No, don't go on. I don't want to know. You're team number 7. Get out.
-confessional-
Ennui: We actually just stood around watching him for a bit, then we found a little cave, and decided to make out in the dark. Like a couple from the Victorian era.
Crimson: Something about just being able to see your dark soulmate's eyes makes it feel better.
-End of confessional.
Don: Back at the restaurant, the Ice Dancers finally finished eating. And they line up to tame the bull.
Josee took the lead, and they both went to the bull, while McArthur made her attempt.
MacArthur: Not so fast, meatball.
The bell rang.
Cadets: Yes.
The fair-skinned cadet sneered at the skaters as she retreated. The French grunted, then watched in amazement as Kitty managed to complete the bull without a hitch.
Emma: Well done.
-confessional-
Emma: I must say, I'm really impressed Kit.
Kitty: Finally.
The pigtailed sister took a selfie.
-end of confessional-
The sisters started to back away, until.
Owen: Alright Noah, you can do it, just try to stay still.
Owen sat his partner on the bull, but he fell face first into the mechanical animal.
Owen: Yeah like that.
Emma: Noah's faking it, right? He has to be faking it. Otherwise he'd hurt the greatest piece of perfection to ever walk the earth. And there's no way I could have done that, is there? That would make me feel terrible.
The sisters watched as Noah was bounced by the mechanical bull. Until I went flying, but he still showed no reaction. The older sister shook the one with pigtails.
Emma: This is the part where you pretend it's possible.
Don: We still have three teams left competing for the flop of the day.
Dwyane tried to get on the bull by making a small run, but only managed to fall face first to the ground. Junior hit his forehead.
Jacques was the next to try, and although he was screaming throughout. He managed to stay for all 8 seconds.
Josee: Are you done?
The blond smiled sheepishly and got off.
Noah was again bounced by the mechanized bull, but somehow, as if by a miracle. He completed it, as he never touched the ground.
Owen: Well done buddy.
Don: Cadets, eighth place.
Don: Sisters, ninth.
Kitty: Very good.
Junior was holding a steak in his dad's eye.
Junior: It's your turn again dad, because you know. There's nobody else left.
Dwayne: Aww, you were right son. I brought the bad luck, and now there's no hope.
Junior: You can still do it. If you stay on the bull this time, and we run super fast. We can beat the experts to the mat.
Dwayne: You think so?
Junior: Maybe? I think so.
Dwayne: Junior. The blood pooling in my spine requires emergency attention. But your feeling of unwavering faith in me is the only medicine I need.
Dwayne climbed onto the bull.
Dwayne: This one goes to Junior. Ahhh, please don't kill me, don't kill me.
The adult managed to hold on for all 8 seconds.
Dwayne: I made it. I'm alive.
El Toro hit a jolt, and sent him all the way to the kitchen door.
Dwayne: owwwww.
Don: Jacques, Josee. Tenth place.
Jacques sighed, happy to at least stay in the competition, while Josee smiled, but had a twitch in her eye. The camera showed the remaining two teams running (or well, Owen dragging Noah as he ran).
Don: with our last teams having outpaced the bull, it's a foot race to not be last.
Both teams were moving forward as fast as they could.
Don: Somehow. I congratulate you. reality TV experts. you're in eleventh place.
Owen: Yeah.
The blond dropped back exhausted, as Emma approached Noah.
Emma: Noah. I'm sorry for breaking up with you, I didn't mean for it to be that way, I still like you and. I really want us to be together.
Fortunately, those words reached the boy, who sighed, as if he had regained all his senses.
Noah: Do you?
Emma: Yes. But I can't get romantic until I finish the race. But after I win, you and I will be together.
Noah: Great, so, when one of the two teams wins...
Emma dropped it with a thud.
Emma: Aren't you listening? Noah: When my team wins.
Emma walked away, while Owen and Dave (who had been there the whole time) helped Noah rejoin.
-confessional-
Dave: So... if she and Kitty don't win, she won't go out with you?
Noah: I don't think so.
Owen: Wow, that's cold.
Noah: I know. Isn't she the best?
Dave and Owen exchanged confused looks.
-end of confessional-
Don: Dwayne, Junior. You're the last team to arrive, you're eliminated.
Junior sighed.
Don: But I'm pleased to note...
Dwayne: Is it a non-elimination round?
Father and son celebrated.
Don: No, no, you're still eliminated.
Dwayne: What? Then what are you pleased to announce?
Don: I forgot already. That's what happens when you interrupt people, sometimes they forget what they were going to say.
Dwayne sighed in disappointment, but Junior hugged him.
Junior: thanks for this dad, it was a lot of fun.
Dwyane returned the hug.
-A compilation of the father and son's stay is shown-
Dwayne: oh, I couldn't be upset, the race has changed Junior and me. My son returns home a man.
Junior: And thanks to his tattoo, dad returns home a woman.
Dwayne: hahah, yeah, I think I'll grow a beard, I'll have to look for those hair growth products.
Junior: Maybe it's for the best.
Dwayne: Hey, do you want to finish watching Total Drama All Stars when we get home?
Junior: Only if we laugh until soda comes out of our ears.
Dwayne: Of course we can son, of course we can.
-END OF THE EPISODE-
Dave, Owen and Noah were walking on their way to the hotel, which was appropriately decorated ranch style.
Noah: Who left the cows outside?
Dave: It's good to have you back.
Noah: Thanks. I can't believe I let myself fall so hard for Emma again. But at least now I know she wants to go out with me... the only problem is she has to win to do it.
Dave: Yeah. That can be a problem... You won't let her win, will you?
Noah: What? No, no, no, no no, of course not. I won't let it get away from me by a million.
Dave: If you say so.
The cousins parted ways, Dave went in search of his partner, and found her practicing gymnastics, but using a strap that kept her arms bound, so she was practicing her balance, endurance and arm strength at the same time.
Dave: Wow.
????: pff, that's beginner stuff.
Dave recognized the accent and turned to see Josee, leaning against the wall and smiling.
Dave: What do you want Josee?
Josee: I was just coming to apologize for my actions in New Zealand.
Dave: Yeah right. And I'm the new pirate king.
Josee: save the sarcasm. You should be training, otherwise, you'll be a rascal.
Dave: You're wrong, Sky and I beat you, and the other teams.
Josee: Only because the masked and the positivists got penalized. And because the cadets got us out of the way.
Dave: That sounds like justice to me.
Josee: Call it whatever you want. You're clearly the weak link on your team. And your partner bears the brunt of it all. You can try to protect her and admire her all you want. In the end. You will fail her. You're not a winner like me.
Dave wanted to answer her. But he couldn't. Josee had hit on a very good point. Despite his best efforts, he was always the one who slowed the team down the most, or required the most luck, and that in turn made him think outside the race. He was the one who had to kick a lot of times in sports, the one who had to continually clean up after himself every time he bought something.
He was an Achilles heel with feet. And that heel directly affected Sky. He knew a relationship with Sky was out of the question... but that didn't mean he didn't appreciate her as a person he trusted, and as a friend.
Dave (thinking): I'm not a winner? All right. Josee. I'll give you a winner. And you're going to eat our dust.
-END OF THE BONUS SCENE-
Elimination Table
24- The Larpers, Leonard and Tammy.
23- The Tennis Rivals, Gerry and Pete.
22- The Geniuses, Ellody and Mary.
21- The Vegans, Laurie and Miles.
20- The Fashion Bloggers, Tom and Jen.
19- Mother and Daughter, Kelly and Taylor.
18- The Adversity Twins, Mickey and Jay.
17- The Cosplayers, Lara and Pierce.
16- Brains and Brawn, Cameron and Brick.
15- The Step-Brothers, Lorenzo and Chet
14- The Rockers, Rock and Spud
13- The B.F.F.S., Katie and Sadie.
12- Father and son, Dwayne and Junior.
Still competing.
The Best friends, Carrie and Devin.
The Cadets, Sanders and McArthur.
The Ice Dancers, Jacques and Josee.
The Opposites, Dave and Sky.
The Goths, Crimson and Ennui.
The Haters, Ryan and Sthepanie.
The Surfers, Geoff and Brody.
The Professionals, Owen and Noah.
The Masked mens, Lucas and Shane.
The Positivists, Ella and Sammy.
The Sisters, Emma and Kitty.
SHUT UP, I'M NOT CRYING, I just got some trash in my eye.
Sorry, it's just that this elimination touches my heart a little bit. It's like when I saw the movie "Real Steel' with my dad. I went for the robot fights, and came out appreciating my dad and the time we shared. Whether it was a little or a lot.
Father and son leave us in this episode. I know many would have preferred this team to last longer, and why lie, I would too. But this elimination still seems perfect to me. Besides, I require certain teams for certain things.
Before I move on to the rest (and how I forgot to include it in the previous) We finally have more information on both Camp Misadventure (the Odd Nation Cartoons fanmade series) and the new seasons.
From Odd Nation, it looks like the animated format will continue. Since they registered the characters in their name. I hope that will be enough.
And from the new seasons, we have not only the full models of the 16 characters, but their names.
Definitely, Emma ( the new one) Scary girl, Nichelle and Alex (who I think will be the one with the prosthetic) are being my 4 favorite girls. Although MK is up there, the others I don't dislike, but they don't generate as much for me.
While of the guys, we have Chase and Zeez who are already my Shawn and Dave, my Lucas and Shane, my Mike and Cameron of the season. I mean, best friends ( or so I hope).
Caleb seems to be our hottie, and we have Bowie as the first confirmed Gay character. I can tell he's going to be a bit of a stereotypical "effeminate" man but I hope he surprises me.
And then to mention. More, we have Ripper, the brothers? Friends? Partners? From field hockey, Raj and Wayne. The others, I would need to see more, I want to see their labels.
The animation of Damien running around like he's the roadrunner I love, I love those visual gags.
Moving on to the episode, it's mostly the same, as we only have the addition of the Positivists and Masked getting closer (although this time, it didn't work out the way they hoped it would) and Sky's competitive tension, which is making her step on her rougher side again. And unfortunately, Josee is making her moves on her teammate.
The next episode will take us to a cold destination for a hoop toss and a gelid home.
I hope you liked it, and don't be afraid to leave your reviews.