Kingsley pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed heavily. He should have known that the Boy Who Lived was never going to allow him an easy term as Minister. When the Marriage Law publicized, he knew Harry was going to grace him with a visit eventually. He was not expecting to have him show up the very next day with Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy of all people.

"You did what again?" Kingsley asked as he looked up at the boy, who was already giving him puppy dog eyes.

"I accepted two Marriage contracts." Harry replied with a huge innocent smile on his face.

"Of bloody course you did." Kingsley replied with a groan. "How, may I ask, did you accomplish that?"

Harry blinked at him a couple times then shrugged. "I held my wand to both and said accepted."

Kingsley glared at the boy. "At the same time?"

"Nope." Harry said as he popped the P. "I accepted one… and then I accepted the other a bit later."

"And both contracts were accepted?" Kingsley asked as he eyed the boy. Harry nodded with a huge smile on his face. Kingsley groaned and then turned to the other two men in the room. "Did either of you know he would accept both?"

"I was not there to witness." Lucius replied simply.

Severus seemed to sneer at the other man and crossed his arms across his chest. "I brought the boy to my office to discuss the contracts he had received. I showed him three that he quickly declined. I then brought out Lucius's and my own. In a conversation I had had with Lucius prior, I found that he and Harry had highly compatible magic. My contract was to only be a backup. I had given him two weeks to decide… he did not wait. He accepted Lucius's contract. He then realized…"

"During raids… we used each other. It kept us from having to do more unthinkable acts. A mistress bond was accidentally formed." Lucius said a bit uncountable. "Severus and I had discussed offering contracts to others as our relationship was one out of survival. If our contracts had not been accepted by the allotted time, we would have accepted each other."

"That does not explain how this happened." Kingsley said.

"That is because Severus is a self sacrificing idiot." Harry said with a huge smile on his face. He ignored the stinging hex he received to the back of his head. He rubbed it a few times and went on. "I felt the bond between the two of them. I instantly knew what kind of bond they had and felt betrayed. That was when Severus sent his true feelings through the bond. He hid his own feelings, believing Lucius would be the better choice. After I felt his feelings I asked him what would happen if I accepted two. He said nothing because the Malfoy family bond had already settled. But Severus was part of the bond. So I accepted his contract as well and a spousal bond was formed between all three of us. Later Severus accepted a contract from Lucius all that did was strengthen our bond. So now we want you to Marry us."

Kingsley gaped at Harry, who was back to giving him puppy dog eyes. "Marry… you just accepted the contracts. You have till the end of the year to marry."

Harry shrugged. "Draco is suffering. We want this done quickly so his bonds with Severus and I can settle. He says it very uncomfortable and he does nothing but rub his chest."

Kingsley pinched the bridge of his nose one more time. "You do realize that this was not supposed to be able to happen."

Harry shrugged again. "When have I ever done the normal thing? And relationships like ours aren't something new. So are you going to do us the honors?"

"You are going to cause me to go gray early." Kingsley groaned as he got to his feet. He walked around the desk and gestured to the other two to stand as well. Harry jumped to his feet and hugged Kingsley tightly around the middle. Kingsley chuckled and shook his head. "Let me be the first one to congratulate you. And also warn your two husbands, that if they make you unhappy, I'll be one of the first to make their lives miserable."

Harry smiled brightly at him. "Thank you Kings."

Draco groaned and started to bang his head on his desk. He could feel his classmates turn their attention on him. At that moment he didn't care.

"Mr. Malfoy! Would you like to explain to me why you are insisting on trying to give yourself a concussion?" Professor McGonagall asked as she walked over to him. Draco rubbed at his chest and groaned once again.

"My father just got married." Draco replied. "His partner is an annoying little twat who keeps randomly dropping his occlumency on his bonds so I can feel… things…."

There were a few others in the class who flinched. They felt sorry for the Slytherin. No one wanted to feel their parents emotions during private time.

"I am sure they are not doing it on purpose." McGonagall said with a sympathy pat to his arm.

Draco shivered and hit his head on the desk once more. A bit annoyed that the teacher had placed a cushioning charm on it. "Oh no. I can assure you this is deliberate."

Lucius ran a finger through Harry's hair as the younger man laid across his naked chest. Severus laying on his side next to him. All three panting and sweating, but not a single one of them was able to move. Well that wasn't completely true. Their hands seemed to be able to do a bit more exploring. He felt Harry's hand rubbing up and down his side. His other hand ran up and down Severus's chest. Severus's hands were exploring more sensitive areas. One at his hip and the other on Harry's ass. The other hand, not in Harry's hair, was exploring Severus's back. Their legs intertwined tightly together as if worried one of them would try to escape.

"Did you have to torture my son?" Lucius asked with a slight smirk on his face. He had been very aware of what his young husband had been doing. Harry snickered but didn't seem able to form words.

"I do believe we broke our little Minx." Severus said as he gave one of Harry's firm globes a squeeze. He let out a surprised yelp then giggled.

"Not broken." Harry replied tiredly. "Just enjoying the moment. That was way more intense than I had expected. I think we may have scarred Kingsley a bit."

After their marriage vows had said, the intense magic swirling around the three of them was extremely intoxicating. It took everything in them not to jump start things right there in Kingsley's office. It hadn't stopped the wandering hands though. After Kingsley had witnessed Severus grab a handful of Harry's ass, he dismissed them quickly. He even sent them through his own private floo so no one else had to witness Harry being groped by his two older husbands.

The moment the three had gotten through the floo, clothes began to fly and they tumbled into bed.

Lucius chuckled at the memory as he brought Severus closer to himself, receiving a sneer from the other man. "I do not believe any one has ever seen that side of Severus. Not even myself. Although I had a slight encling to what he was like."

Harry turned his head on Lucius's chest so he could look into the dark eyes of Severus. He smiled when he saw the man was sporting a slight blush. "I liked that side of you Sev."

"Brat." Severus said with a roll of his eyes. He slipped from the embrace of his two husbands and got to his feet. "Even though I would like nothing more than to stay here all day… some people have responsibilities to attend to."

"Lucius, I do believe our dear husband is picking on us." Harry said with a giggle. Lucius smirked and went back to playing with Harry's hair. "It must be so hard to have to leave us both laying in his bed… naked."

Severus narrowed his eyes at his younger husband. "Keep it up. I'll kick you out and give Lucius around two."

Lucius chuckled as Harry pushed himself up and looked at Severus in horror. "You wouldn't dare!"

"Is that a challenge, love?" Severus said as he leaned into the boy. Harry smiled and left a quick peck on his lips.

"You aren't the only one who can fuck Lucius with out the other." Harry said as his eyes darkened in a lusty haze at the thought.

"If this is the way you two are going to fight… I'm not complaining." Lucius said as he brought Harry back to his chest. He then smirked up at Severus. "And as you have your responsibilities, I'll be taking care of our little Minx."

Severus snorted. "Our little Minx has classes. And he is not getting out of it just because he is now married to the Headmaster."

Harry groaned. "Shit… going to class means explaining to Ron and Hermione where I have been… and avoiding Draco's wrath. Can't I skip just today? Call it my wedding gift."

Severus smirked and kissed Harry's forehead, then leaned over him to kiss Lucius on the lips. Harry took advantage of the fact Severus was still naked and latched his lips to the man's neck. Severus hissed and let out a groan when he felt Lucius smile into their kiss.

Severus pulled away when he felt Harry nibble on his neck. "The two of you are going to be bad for my reputation. Now, up Harry love. You can not avoid your friends or our step son forever."

Severus moved to his wardrobe as he felt his husbands watching his naked form. He chuckled when he heard Harry groan and Lucius chuckle.

"Did not expect that under all those robes did you?" Lucius said in a stage whisper to Harry. "I was pleasantly surprised as well the first time I saw him. Even more surprised when he picked me up like I was nothing."

"Not helping Luc." Harry groaned. Severus chuckled and came back to the bed completely dressed. He smacked Harry's ass causing the young man to yelp in a bit of surprise.

"Up love." Severus said with a smirk. "I promise, we can continue later tonight."

Harry huffed and rolled off Lucius. "You have an ass obsession Sev. Did you know that?"

Severus smirked and watched the both of his husbands hungrily. Lucius laid out on his bed looking very content and very much still naked. Harry sliding off the bed and stretching. Giving both his husbands a show of his naked body.

"Are you sure a quicky is out of the question." Lucius asked as he eyed Harry. Severus swallowed hard as Harry smirked over his shoulder at them. He was clearly ready for a round two.

"There is no quicky with us." Severus said as he tried to adjust himself without the other two noticing.

"So no shower sex?" Harry asked as he sauntered towards the bathroom. "Pitty. Guess I'll just have to take care of this myself."

Lucius and Severus exchange glances before they were quickly racing after a giggling Harry. All three of them were definitely late.

Harry sat down at the Gryffindor table between Hermione and Neville. There was a permanent smile on his face that had his fellow Gryffindors looking at him a bit nervously. They had never seen him smile like that before.

"What has gotten into you?" Hermione asked with a knowing smile on her face as she sent a glance down at his ringed finger. Harry blushed, sent her a wink and hid his hand under his robe sleeve.

"Does that have to do with the reason Snape keeps looking over here?" Hermione asked and snickered when Harry's mouth dropped open in surprise. "Oh please, that man has had a thing for you since you turned seventeen."

"Shhh. Hermione. We are trying to see how long it takes before someone catches on." Harry said as he turned and stuck his tongue out at his Headmaster husband. The man raised an elegant eyebrow as he took a sip from his goblet. Harry seemed to sense that look was a warning for later that night. He nearly shivered in anticipation. He then saw Severus glance towards the Slytherin table. Harry's face paled as he turned and caught Draco's glare.

When the blonde saw he had grabbed Harry's attention he elegantly raised to his feet.

"Oh look at the time." Harry said as he started to get to his feet. "I'm a bit late to be running from a pissed of Slytherin."

Harry took one more glance towards the Slytherin table and quickly rushed for the exit.

"Oh no you don't you annoying little ass!" Draco said as he took off after the Gryffindor.

"Respect your elders!" Harry called over his shoulder as he flung the great hall doors open.

"You're younger than me, you prat!" Draco growled as he raced around other students as Harry seemed to have had no obstacles. Harry may have gotten a head start, but Draco knew he would catch up to the boy eventually. He didn't even stop as father called out to him from the teachers entrance.

Lucius raised an eyebrow and then turned to look at Severus. The man was hiding an amused smile behind his tea cup. He walked up to the teachers table and placed a hand on Severus's shoulder as he sat next to him.

"Do I want to know what has my son running out of the great hall like an uncultured heathen?" Lucius asked as he whispered into his husband's ear. He felt the slight pleasant shutter that ran through the man. He couldn't help but smirk.

"Would it help to know that Harry ran out right before that." Severus asked with a knowing smirk. He could feel a room full of students had set their attention on the two of them. "I believe your son is about make us a widower."

Lucius snorted. "Our little Minx can candle Draco. I'm just glad they aren't more hostile."

Severus smiled and he heard the gasps around the room. "You are ruining my reputation. And here I thought I had to worry about Harry."

Lucius sent him a wink and went to eating his breakfast. Unaware of a bushy haired girl eyeing him and her Headmaster. She had been sure by Harry's reaction that he had married the Headmaster. But the way Lucius and he were interacting, they looked way too friendly. She huffed and rubbed her temples, wondering what the hell Harry had gotten himself into.

"Damn it Potter!" Draco said as he watched the other man slip into the kitchen. The portrait quickly closed behind him. Draco huffed and folded his arms across his chest. Wondering if it was even worth trying to get in. The portrait opened once again to see Harry smiling back at him.

"You coming?" Harry asked as he gestured for Draco to enter. "What kind of step dad would I be if I made you miss lunch?"

Draco groaned as he walked into the kitchen. "Please refrain from such talk. I am glad you have made my father and Godfather happy. But I'm still not over the trauma."

Harry snickered and sat down at a table. They were soon bombarded by house elves as they figured out what both boys wanted to eat. Winky had made both hot chocolate. The other elves placed many of Harry and Draco's foods down in front of them. Draco's eyes widened in delight.

"I may be able to get used to this." Draco said as he easily dug into his meal.

Harry smiled brightly. "So… Pater?"

Draco rolled his eyes and snorted. "If you can last a whole month with out the school knowing about you, father and Severus… I'll call you Pater."

Harry looked at the Slytherin in complete shock. "You serious?"

Draco shrugged and looked embarrassed down at the table. "The law requires children. You are going to be the father of one of my siblings. I might as well set an example to them."

Draco's blush took on a deeper shade when he saw the smile on Harry's face. "Stop it. Your making this weird."

Harry snickered. "So have you thought about the marriage law? Who would you like to send a contact to?"

Draco rolled his eyes. "With the contract sent to you without my knowledge… you honestly think I have a say?"

"Well now you have someone not afraid to tell your father to sod off. " Harry said with a very Slytherin looking smirk. "So give me a few hints."

Draco blushed and shook his head. "I can't exactly marry the person I'm attracted to."

Harry huffed. "Try me?"

Draco seemed to think about it for a moment then huffed. "The eldest Weasley."

Harry's mouth dropped open in shock. "You mean Charlie? The dragon tamer?"

Draco blushed and shook his head. "No… the one who married that veela chick from the Triwizard Tournament. Not only is he married. He is a pureblood."

Harry smiled and shook his head. "I would have found it odd if it had been Charlie. He is a good kisser though. If not for that kiss I'd still believe I was straight. Bill is a terrible flirt. Percy is dating Oliver Wood last I heard. The twins are single… not sure if they are actually into men… but they sure flirt a lot."

"Are you seriously trying to sell me on a different Weasley?" Draco said with a groan. "Harry… we are still purebloods. The law states purebloods have to marry halfbloods or muggleborns."

Harry just waved off his concern. "Draco… I just married two men… and got away with it because I gave Kingsley puppy eyes. Don't think I won't use these emerald greens to make my step son happy."

Draco snorted and shook his head. The two of them finished their meals then rushed to their classes.

Lucius was a bit surprised when he felt Harry slip into his lap as he tried to work on paper work. Sitting on the side of the desk were Marriage contracts written in Draco's name. Harry quickly went through them. When he finished he turned on Lucius.

"Are you trying to make your son absolutely miserable?" Harry asked with a huff as he took out his wand and declined every single contract. Lucius attempted to grab at them but Harry held them out of his reach.

"What in Merlin do you think you are doing?" Lucius growled as Severus walked into his office with a raised eyebrow.

"Saving my step son from a horrible marriage of your choice. Have you even asked him what he wants?" Harry asked as he got to his feet and glared at his blonde husband. Lucius sneered and looked away. "That is what I thought. Now you listen here Lucius Abraxas Potter-Snape- Malfoy! I am going to write down one name. And you are going to thing long and hard about your son's happiness. Then contemplate a sexless marriage if you make Draco miserable. And don't even think of getting any from Severus. I'll make his life absolutely miserable if he takes your side on this."

Lucius looked at his young husband and gulped at the fire in his green eyes. Lucius just nodded. Harry smiled and with a nod wrote down a name on a spare piece of parchment.

Lucius sneered at the name, but quickly put up his mask at his husband's glare.

"He is married." Severus said as he read the name over Lucius's shoulder.

Harry shook his head. "Not as of a month ago. Contract was actually annulled. Someone gave proof that his partner was after someone else. Not to mention currently pregnant with another man's child."

Lucius glared at Harry. "He is still a pureblood."

"Not when he has enough lycanthropy in his blood to be considered tainted but not turn." Harry said with a knowing smile on his face. "Draco has no clue that it is possible. He doesn't believe I have enough sway apparently."

Lucius snorted and shook his head. "And what makes you think Bill would even consider my son?"

Harry shrugged. "He does have a thing for Blondes. He is also bi. Something that his ex couldn't get passed. Honestly I think she went after Bill knowing I was close to him. He and Molly were the ones to show up as my family during the Triwizard Tournament."

His husbands looked at him with narrowed eyes, but Harry just shrugged. "I'd write that contract quickly. Bill will have a few contracts sent his way. He is kinda a good looking bloke. I'm not surprised he caught Draco's eyes."

Severus chuckled and pat Lucius on his shoulder. "All you can do is try Lucius. There is still the chance that Bill will not accept."

Lucius huffed and wrote out the contract. Harry was right. He hadn't asked Draco what he had wanted. He thought he had known Draco well enough to just handle things. But he was clearly wrong. He just hoped Draco had a back up if this one fell through.