Cody Fanatic: I see Heather's gonna try and gain Cody on her side. This'll be fun.
Trent doesn't seem to being doing much tbh.
Me: Since she's got 3 people against her, she needs all the help she can get.
True, but you never know. He could pull a stopper.
Jss2141: This has been great to read. I can't wait for the next chapter
Also, something four your what if stories, What if Samey/Sammy was in Total Drama Island? (I pair her with DJ.)
Me: Yay! Glad you enjoyed it!
Pls keep what if requests to the Total Drama what if story.
That's a weird one. I'll consider it, but not 100%.
Guest: I am interested in Heather's plan now that she knows who she could team with. To be fair he is the only one she can truly trust so I can't wait.
Me: Heather is indeed making an excellent choice. Like I said, she got 3 people against her. Cody is the best way to even the odds. IS Cody willing to trust her is the question.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama... the contestants experienced every pitfall Peru put forward. They visited some ancient landmarks, hung out with the locals, and DJ kept so many animals to see their family by whacking some wee-wee monkeys. Someone's feelings were hurt, and something really weird happened. Team Pyro had a victory. Still thirteen contestants, one million dollars, loads more exotic locales to destroy, right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!
[Theme song]
In first class, Lindsay and Tyler are then seen relaxing with each other.
Lindsay: Wow, I'm so relaxed. I think my brain is even asleep. This is great.
Tyler: Yeah, babe.
They were about to make out, but Chef then arrives.
Chef: Ticket inspection!
Lindsay and DJ hand Chef their tickets. Tyler looks at him embarrassed as he doesn't have a ticket.
Chef: Get out of here!
Tyler quickly leaves.
DJ: Now hold on. Chris said it was ok-
Chef: I don't care what Chris said. No ticket. No first class!
He then leaves in a huff. DJ was about to comfort Lindsay, but Lindsay interrupts him by hugging him.
Lindsay: Thanks for trying anyway.
DJ: You're welcome.
Tyler then sneaks back into first class to be with Lindsay, but he then sees the Pyro twins hugging. He then turns back to go to economy angrily. He then quickly goes from angry to bored.
Tyler: I'm glad that Lindsay's team won the last challenge and everything, but her being up in first class and me being back here? Oh, it sucks.
Owen: Um, yeah. I know exactly what you mean. When I was, uh, away from Izzy for too long, heh, I get really-
Noah: Happy because your girlfriend is a complete and total nut job? And I'm not talking tiny peanuts. That girl is a Brazil nut-sized nut job.
Owen was about to reply, but then the plane started rumbling.
Trent: Wait a minute.
Trent then looks out the window and sees the Eiffel Tower.
Trent: Are we landing in Paris?!
(Confessional: Trent)
Trent: Great. Another reminder of how much of a great boyfriend I was. /s
(Confessional: Off)
It's revealed that Ezekiel was in the cockpit. He looks for something, but he accidentally turns off auto pilot. He gasps as he realizes what he has done. He then disappears off-screen. Chef then arrives as he realizes that they aren't getting a smooth landing.
Chef: Hold on to your butts!
The plane starts shaking. Thankfully, no holes were created, but the people in economy class are knocked around the place. Being the only ones ok, Heather makes an overconfident remark to Alejandro.
Heather: Having some trouble controlling your team, Alejandro?
He then looks around to see what his teammates are doing. Owen is stuck inside a small compartment sucking his thumb. Noah has his head stuck inside a bird cage. Tyler is stuck headfirst inside a small compartment. Trent is under the seat, unconscious.
Alejandro: Your attempts to insult my team are cute.
Heather: Whatever. My girl power team is going to win. We don't get distracted by anything. Especially boys.
All Alejandro had to do was point at a crying Sierra who was stuffing her face with vanilla ice cream.
Heather: Get it together!
Sierra doesn't listen so Heather then drags Sierra out of the section.
Alejandro: (whispers) All clear!
Cody then jumps out of his hiding spot inside another small compartment above Alejandro.
(Confessional: Alejandro with Cody)
Cody: Chris is the one who played the video of me trying to vote her off. So why do I feel like such a schmuck? All I did was vote, which I had to do.
Alejandro: How long are you gonna keep this up?
Cody: I'm done. Did you know you have a little rip on the seam there just a-
Alejandro: Out, Cody!
(Confessional: Off)
Chef manages to make a semi bumpy landing. The contestants then leave the plane to see what Chris has in store for them.
Chris: Welcome to France! City of Love! People really love the art gallery! Like the Mona Lisa! People love each other! Now that sightseeing is over-
Lindsay: (squeals) Paris! (gasps) There's only one guy I wanna share this with. Because us being in Paris together means only one thing.
Tyler: I know. I love-
Lindsay: Shopping! (gasps) I can pick out new clothes for you. (squeals)
Chris then interrupts her by grabbing her lips.
Chris: There's no time for shopping. The first challenge is about to start! Everyone, inside the Loavre!
Courtney: Uh, I believe you mean Louvre?
Chris: Whatever. Go already!
Inside the Louvre. Chef is seen wheeling a big box.
Chris: Challenge time, kids! Each team gets their very own famous sculpture.
Chris then gives the team's respective statues.
Chris: Team Pyro, yours is Rodin's The Thinker. Ferocious Tigers, you guys get The Venus de Milo.
Alejandro: Ah, Venus. Such beauty.
Chris: Calm down, lover boy. Amazons, you ladies get The Statue of David. Here's how it works. It's up to you guys to find your statue hidden somewhere in the Loaver-uh-riu.
Courtney: Well, that shouldn't be too hard, the statues are big. Plus, I'm amazing at reading brochure maps.
Chris: About that... Chef has broken the statues into pieces and hidden them. First team to find their pieces, race to the Pyramid Court, and reassemble them wins.
Alejandro: But The Thinker isn't located in the Louvre. And The Statue of David isn't even in France.
Chris: Well, we're not using the actual statues. Those are priceless. Chef made some fake ones, right?
Chef looks at the camera with a worried expression and runs off-screen.
Chris: I almost forgot the twist twist. Here's your motivation.
Chris presses a button on a remote. The box that Chef wheeled in opens. Inside the box is Sasquatchanakwa, A bear with a chainsaw, and the baby seal that Lindsay hit in the Yukon. Lindsay doesn't look happy to see it. The seal growls at her clearly not liking her. Lindsay screams and jumps into DJ's arms in response much to Tyler's annoyance.
Chris: I'd start running.
The contestants run away. The seal chases Team Pyro, the bear chases Team Amazon, and Sasquatchanakwa chases Team Tigers.
Owen: I don't wanna be yeti poop!
Noah: I got your ginormous back, big boy! Watch this! Totally works on my dog! (Sweet talk) Who wants the ball?
Sasquatchanakwa acts like a dog and thinks that Noah has a ball.
Noah: Who wants it? You want it, don't you? Go get it!
Sasquatchanakwa then runs to get the imaginary ball.
Alejandro: Well played, Noah. Now onwards!
Meanwhile with Team Amazon. Heather has acquired their first piece.
Heather: Come on, guys. There's no way I'm gonna let the boys beat us to the Pyramid Court. We have to find the rest of these things fast.
The bear arrives then gets their chainsaw ready. Cody is the most scarred. Meanwhile with Team Pyro. Lindsay has acquired a lot of pieces while DJ just walks cautiously with a tiny piece.
Lindsay: These are heavy. DJ, do you think, uh, could you maybe uh... You're just so big and strong, and...
DJ: What? Oh, sorry. I'll carry 'em for you.
Lindsay: Oh, good. Because after we win, I was also going to ask you about carrying all those shopping bags you get when you go shopping in Paris!
Meanwhile with Team Amazon. Everyone except Courtney and Sierra screams as the bear gets ready to slice them. Cody is seen in Heather's arms. Gwen is hugging Courtney, but Courtney is unfazed.
Courtney: (Scoffs) If I can take 3 sharks on, then I can take a bear. Bring it!
The bear and Courtney face off. The fight isn't shown, but punches can be heard. Duncan is watching in awe.
Gwen: Wow. Ok, let's keep going.
Cody: What about Courtney?
Heather: She seems to be handling it well.
Cody is still in Heather's arms. They both realize this. Cody chuckles. Heather drops him. The Amazons minus Courtney try to locate another piece, but they get distracted by Sierra crying.
Heather: Cody, you got her into this mess, so you have to get her out.
Cody then pats her shoulder, but it doesn't work.
Cody: Um... there, there.
Gwen: I can't stand anymore crying, we can do this challenge without you. Deal with Sierra.
Meanwhile with Team Tigers. One of their pieces is blocked by lasers.
Alejandro: How do we get our last piece from behind those security lasers?
Tyler: Guess who was captain of his gymnastics team at kinder gym? It's Tyler time!
Tyler tries to run in but hits the wall beside it.
Alejandro: Noah, you will have to move through the lasers. Owen's girth, and my muscled chest will not fit. And you're thinner than Trent.
Growling can be heard from the background.
Noah: Fine, let's just get this done! I don't think my imaginary ball trick will stop the Yeti a second time. Okay, I just move and- OW!
Noah touches a Lazer which electrocutes him.
Chris: (chuckles) Looks like things have taken a shocking turn for our contestants. Electrifying, wouldn't you say?
Chef: Uh...
Chris: Too cheesy?
Chef: Mais oui.
Chris: We'll be right back.
[Commercial Break]
Back with the Amazons. Duncan pulls Cody aside much to his surprise.
Cody: What? Don't tell me that you're gonna cry about me, too.
Duncan: No. Zip it and listen. You need to get her to stop crying!
Cody: Don't you think I tried?!
Duncan: Have you tried to be honest?
Cody: … No...
Duncan: Then DO IT! And make sure to be firm. Show some spine.
Cody then looks at the crying Sierra.
Cody: I'll try...
He then walks to Sierra.
Cody: The thing is, I only voted for you because I couldn't keep pretending not to be annoyed by- okay. That's coming out wrong. Forget the apology. I'll get you whatever you want.
Sierra then stops crying and covers her ears.
Sierra: La la la la la, is somebody talking?
Chris then appears out of nowhere.
Chris: Hi. My name is Chris, and I'm the host of the show. Hey, did you know you're on it... right now? And supposed to be doing a challenge?
Cody: Sierra's mad at me.
Chris: Aww... don't care.
Cody: I have to get her to stop crying.
Chris: Still not caring.
[musical ding]
Chris: Hey. Know what that means? Time to sing. Or you're off my show!
Cody: (Sigh) Fine. Come on Sierra. We should enjoy the city of love as long as we can!
Sierra doesn't acknowledge him as he starts the song.
Cody: We could share a crêpe sucrée
At this Parisian café.
He then shows Sierra a dish that looks like a pancake, but she still doesn't acknowledge him.
Cody: Take a break and stop being sour
Underneath the Eiffel Tower.
He is then seen near the Eiffel Tower, but it's reveled to be fake as they're still inside the Louve. Sierra does look at the fake Eiffel Tower, but she still doesn't acknowledge him.
Cody: Oh Sierra...
Won't you share a crème brûlée with me?
He then shows her a picture of a desert. Sierra looks at it, but she goes back to ignoring Cody.
Cody: How perfect could this be
In the City of Love?
Courtney and Duncan: In the City of Love.
Cody: In the City of Love.
As Noah is avoiding the Lazars, Owen and Noah sing at a different melody of the song.
Owen: Oui, my friend, you are going to make it through!
Noah: Um, non, my friend, that thing just burnt off my shoe.
A Lazer then almost hits Noah's crotch much to his horror. The song goes back to the original melody.
Cody: We could try some fancy cheese
Or peruse the galleries.
He then shows her some cheese and motions to the Mona Lisa. She briefly stops being mad but goes back to ignoring Cody.
Cody: Isn't this a perfect night?
Heather: To win, am I right?
Sierra smirks, but she quickly hides it to continue ignoring Cody.
Cody: Well, aren't you my biggest fan?
Don't you want to back to this man?
He makes two thumbs ups towards his face. Sierra smiles which Cody notices, and he smiles back. Sierra does appear mad again, but Cody continues.
Cody: In the City of Love.
The Amazons excluding Cody and Sierra: In the City of Love?
Cody: In the City of Love.
The Ferocious Tigers: In the City of Love
Cody: In the City of Love...
Sierra then interrupts the song with the same melody Noah and Owen had.
Sierra: Oui, my frends. (inhales)
If you fall in love with a boy on TV
And then audition to get on his show and then audition again
And finally get on his show and be nice to him
And do nothing but kiss up, you will still...!
We end up in Paris.
Oui, feeling despair-us.
And the boy won't even take you outside!
Heather: All she wants to do is go outside? Do it, Cody!
Cody: Okay, she didn't tell me. Let's go, Sierra.
He holds her hand, but she slaps it away from him. The Amazons, now with Courtney who has bruises and scratches, continue the challenge without Cody and Sierra.
Alejandro: All right, quickly now! Put all our pieces here!
Heather: Let's move it, girls! Those boys won't know what hit them!
Alejandro and Heather then bump into each other which causes
Courtney: Hey! You got some of your Venus in our David!
Noah: That sounds wrong.
Heather: Ah! You did that on purpose.
They argue, but then realize that they're wasting time, so they grab their respective team pieces and leave.
Tyler: Put the middle piece under the wide part, then rotate the thingy straightwise. No no no, under-over.
Noah: Those aren't even words!
Cody then does what Sierra said and sets up a dinner with her. Under the Eiffle Tower and everything.
Cody: Look. Isn't this romantic? Great view, all your favorite foods. Well, my favorites, but I saw you eating this stuff off my plate before.
Turns out that once again, the view of the Eiffle Tower was fake. Cody pops open a drink, but the cork hits Sierra's closed eye.
Cody: Ooh... sorry.
Sierra: It's no fun 'cause you're only doing it 'cause you have to.
Cody: Well, I, um... gah! How am I gonna fix this?
Back with the Tigers. Owen looks at a painting with pictures of fruit.
Owen: Ooh, would you look at that! Oh, looks yummy. (eats) Mm, acrylic.
The Amazons finished, but something is wrong...
Courtney: I don't think this is right.
The Tigers finish, but Alejandro realizes something is wrong...
Noah: Perfect.
Alejandro: Noah, I think you might wanna look at the photo. You have a few too many limbs.
Turns out that they got their pieces mixed up. They regroup and get the right pieces, but Team Pyro is too fast for them.
Lindsay: DJ, we're totally going to win!
DJ: Yes!
They then put the final piece of the sculpture meaning that they win.
Chris: And Team Pyro have it! Coming in a close second is Team Ferocious Tigers. And this week's losers are, once again, The Amazons.
The Amazons groan at their 2nd loss in a row. For some reason, Sierra is still crying.
Gwen: I thought the song fixed her!
Duncan: Cody! Do it! Now!
Cody: ENOUGH! SIERRA! PUT A SOCK IN IT!
Sierra stops crying and is in awe at Cody's anger.
Cody: Look. You need to get over it. You got a vote against you. Big deal! That's what this game's about! I know it hurts when the someone you love votes for you...
He glances at Gwen who tries to hide her face.
Cody: But I understood why. I was being a creep to her. Now I'm getting a taste of what I did to her. I guess that's why I don't like you.
Sierra: You... You...
Cody: I am willing to be your friend as long as you lay off! Invading my personal space, touching my things, smelling my hair. All annoying.
Sierra: Are you sure we can't be more than friends? Maybe?
Cody: Maybe best friends?
Sierra: (Gasp) YES!
(Confessional: Sierra)
Sierra: I was never really mad at Cody, but I kind of liked him paying attention. I guess playing hard to get doesn't work... At least we're friends now.
(Confessional: Off)
The Amazons then sit in the carbon TDI copy of the elimination ceremony. Both Heather and Courtney are smirking.
Flashback On
As the teams were walking back to the plane, Heather pulls Cody and Sierra away without the rest of the Amazons knowing.
Heather: Ok. Want to form an Alliance?
Cody: Uh... what?
Heather: You guys wanna win right?
Heather then whispers in Cody's ear.
Heather: (Whispering) If my plan works, we'll get rid of Sierra next.
Cody then ponders this.
(Confessional: Cody)
Cody: Ok. Don't judge me! Heather was surprisingly good to me overall. I shouldn't trust her, but she wants to ally with me so...
(Confessional: Off)
Cody: Yes.
Sierra: Sure.
Heather: Really? Wow. Ok then. So, here's who we're voting off.
Courtney then realizes that Heather isn't with the group. She doesn't question it since she wanted to talk without her.
Courtney: Ok. We should discuss who we're voting off.
Gwen: Heather. No question.
Courtney: No. I have a better idea...
Duncan: Well, lay it on us, princess.
Flashback Off
Chris: Alright Amazon's time to vote!
(Voting Confessionals: Team Amazon)
The Amazons are shown voting for someone. Only Heather and Courtney are smirking. Gwen has a sad expression on her face. Everyone else has a neutral expression. Their votes aren't shown.
(Voting Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Following contestants are safe: Gwen. Sierra. Courtney.
He throws the pretzels to the 3.
Chris: the last two bags go to...
Heather stares intensely at the bag. Cody is sweeting bullets. Duncan is nervous, but not as much as Cody.
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Chris: Just Heather because we have a tie!
Cody and Duncan: What?!
Chris: Be right back.
Chris then walks in the plane.
Chris: (Through PA) Attention Team Pyro and Team Tigers. Please exit the plane immediately. We have a tiebreaker, and we need everyone.
The teams then leave the plane to wonder who was in said tiebreaker.
Chris: Since we're in the fashion capital of the world, I declare that the tiebreaker is a walk-off, people! It's a walk-off!
Owen: Aw, man, I hate walking.
Chris: Each of you will pick a model to-
Cody then looks at his options and immediately picks-
Cody: Heather!
Heather: What?!
Chris: I second that. What?
Cody: Don't judge me...
Chris: Duncan?
Duncan: Hmm. I'll go with...
He then looks at his options again. Courtney poses for him, but he picks-
Duncan: Lindsay.
Courtney: WHAT?!
Duncan: I have my reasons...
Chris: All right. Each designer has to come up with a costume for their models to wear. Then yours truly plus one member from each of the non-losing teams will do the judging. The designer with the best design stays for another episode.
For Cody, he's currently freaking out.
Cody: I-I don't know anything about fashion! I was hoping you could help.
Heather: Hmm... Well, we are in Paris. I know what to do.
Meanwhile with Duncan, Lindsay looks like his punk rock girlfriend. Her face has a picture of a dragon. She's wearing a red wig. And Duncan hasn't even gotten to the clothing.
Lindsay: Are you sure this is gonna make you win?
Duncan: They want fashion, they're gonna get it!
Scene Transition to on the walkway.
Chris: All right fashion cats! Give me something good. (French accent) First on stage, Duncan Couture, as worn by that poor sucker, Lindsay.
Lindsay walks out to show the world what Duncan has done to her. She's wearing multiple piece rings, black pants, and a skintight red and black shirt. Everyone except Gwen and Duncan is shocked.
Chris: And here comes Heather, wearing … the rage in France?
Heather is wearing a marron dress. She has a gold chain around her neck. Her hair is loose as it's not in a ponytail.
Chris: Okay. Wow. What do you think, judges? Starting with Duncan.
It's revealed that the TDI finalist are the judges.
Gwen: I mean it's awesome, but it kinda seemed obvious. 8/10.
Duncan: (Off-Screen) Thanks pasty. /s
Owen: I have to say that Duncan's design kinda creped me out, but I understand why he did it. 7/10.
Duncan: (Off-Screen) What the hell Owen?!
Chris: I can't picture myself wearing ear piercings. I mean, ha ha, I've worn them, but I don't like it. 4/10.
Duncan: (Off-Screen) Oh, come on!
Chris: And what about Cody's work?
Gwen: Dry, dull, uninspiring, not a hint of effort with the presentation. But enough about Heather, the outfit was a ten.
Chris: I agree. Model sucked; attire good.
Owen: Well, I would have to say that I didn't realize there would be two models, so I wasn't paying attention. Although I did like Cody's design. 9/10. Owen out.
Chris: Victory for Cody!
Duncan: This was rigged!
The contestants then head inside the plane. Only Gwen, Courtney, and Duncan are unhappy with the results. The plane then takes off as Duncan gets ready to leave. The Amazons watch as he gets ready.
[elimination music]
Courtney: Those judges wouldn't know fashion if it smacked 'em in the head!
Duncan: Thanks, princess. (To Gwen) Try not to miss me too much, doll face.
Gwen: Try not to hit your head on the way out.
Duncan then wiggles his unibrow at Heather who scoffs at him.
Heather: Just get out of here already!
Cody: (To Duncan) Thank you...
Duncan: No problem. Now you owe me one. (Cody gulps)
Duncan then jumps off the plane while screaming.
Chris: That's one more teen off the plane. Will next week be this insane? Find out next time on Total. Drama...
World Tour!
And that was Paris! As you can see, some things are different. Instead of, "Oui My Friends," it's "Oui My City of Aimer." Aimer is love in French. Which means that the song is, "Yes, My City Of Love." I wanted everyone to sing this time. Instead of Team Pyro losing, it's the Amazons losing again! With Duncan being eliminated! Heather has an alliance going as she has eliminated her first threat. How long can this alliance last? Also, I wanted to focus on the Amazons since they were gonna vote someone off.
Votes:
Cody- Voted for Duncan
Courtney- Voted for Cody
Duncan- Voted for Cody
Gwen- Voted for Cody
Heather- Voted or Duncan
Sierra- Voted for Duncan
(3 Duncan and Heather)
I was hesitant to eliminate Duncan, but it had to be done. I wanted him to have a legit elimination since his return isn't fair since he missed out on potential elimination ceremonies. The first victim of Heather's new alliance... Anyway, he ranks 3rd. The only ranking that he hasn't earned in the whole series. Get ready for Newfoundland!