We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If
Volume 5:
Chapter 9: How I Met Your Father
A few hours ago….
"Alright, here's the story…."
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Several years ago….
We see Sam and Alastor walking down a street.
Alastor was carrying in his arms a very sick looking Ani.
Ani groaned in pain as Sam said, "it's okay, Ani. We're almost at the doctors."
"I think…. I'm going…. To throw up", Ani groaned.
Alastor said, "oh, my poor baby boy."
Ani cried in pain.
Soon, they finally made it to the doctor.
Sam called out, "hello?"
A medical droid was sitting at the front desk and asked, "yes? May I help you?"
"Yes, please, our son is very sick", Alastor said.
The droid said, "ah, I see. I shall call in Dr. Horde."
The droid then pressed a button.
They said, "Dr. Horde. You have a patient. A sick child."
"I'll be there in a few minutes", Dr. Horde said.
The droid said, "very well, doctor."
"Just sit over there in the meantime", the droid said.
The worried parents nodded.
Sam and Alastor then sat down on the chairs.
Ani kept whimpering in pain.
Sam rubbed his back.
"Go get some water for Ani", Alastor said.
"Sure honey", Sam said.
Sam ran off to get some water.
Soon he came back with a glass of water.
Sam helped Ani drink a few sips.
Alastor rubbed Ani's back.
He whispered, "it'll be okay."
Ani kept sobbing in pain as he felt so tired.
But soon, the droid came over and said, "the doctor will see you now."
Sam and Alastor then stood up.
They quickly followed the droid.
The droid led them to an office room.
The door opened and they finally saw the doctor.
The doctor was a Twi'lek with white skin and green eyes.
Sam and Alastor suddenly felt their hearts skip a beat.
Dr. Horde looked so…. Handsome!
Sam and Alastor both thought, 'must…. Not…. Get…. Arou- too late.'
They were now both aroused.
Ani began to cough violently.
Dr. Horde said, "oh dear. Please get him on the table. I'll need to take a look at him."
The two parents nod their heads.
Alastor then lays Ani down on the table
Dr. Horde begins looking over the boy, muttering, "let's see here…."
Ani groaned in pain and sobbed as he felt so weak and tired.
Dr. Horde said, "I think I see the problem. Your son has a mild cold. He needs the proper medocone to take every morning, noon and night until he gets better. He needs plenty of bed rest and water."
"Okay, we'll make sure he takes his medicine", Sam said.
Dr. Horde handed Sam a prescription and the medicine.
"Thank you Dr. Horde", Sam said.
Dr. Horde said, "oh please, just call me Prime."
"Okay…. Prime", Sam said.
Alastor then picked up Ani.
Ani groaned lightly.
"Shhhhh", Alastor said softly as he rubbed Ani's back.
Prime said, "poor little guy."
"It just breaks my heart to see my little baby boy in pain", Sam said.
Prime said, "that's why I became a doctor. So I could help kids with that pain."
"That's really fascinating", Sam said.
Prime smiled at that.
"Let's get Ani home", Alastor said as held his son close to him.
Sam nodded and said, "thank you, Prime."
"No problem", Prime said.
Sam and Alastor then left with Ani.
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We then see the couple arrive back home.
Alastor placed Ani on the bed.
"Get some rest little one", Alastor said softly.
Ani nodded weakly.
Sam then covered Ani with the blanket.
Alastor gave Ani his stuffed animal.
Ani slowly fell asleep.
Sam and Alastor gave small smiles as they saw their son sleep.
The two then walked out of the room.
Sam was looking at the card Prime gave them.
And his eyes widened at what was written at the bottom.
"My love, come and see this", Sam said.
Alastor walked over.
His eyes went wide as well.
They saw what was written on the note.
"If you wanna come talk some more, call this number or meet me after work at the local cantina. Love, Prime."
Sam and Alastor looked at each other.
"We're doing this", the two said.
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Several hours later….
Sam and Alastor arrived at the local cantina.
Sam was dressed in a tight leather outfit as Alastor was dressed in his nicest red suit.
They had gotten the droids to watch the kids.
"Over here!"
Sam and Alastor saw Prime waving at them.
He was dressed in a gray jacket and pants and a green shirt.
Sam and Alastor blushed as they walked over to where Prime was.
Prime smiled and said, "please, have a seat."
The two men then sat down.
They all smiled at one another.
Prime asked, "how is your son?"
"Well he is still feeling sick, but he took one of the medicines and he seems to be getting better", Alastor said.
Prime said, "well, I'm glad he's getting better."
"Thanks", Sam said.
Prime smiled and nodded.
Soon, a waiter came and brought the three men a few drinks.
Sam drank water, since he couldn't stand the taste of alcohol.
Alastor and Prime drank sparkling water.
Prime asked, "I was wondering…. Would you two like to get to know me a little better?"
That nearly made the couple spit take.
Prime asked, "well?"
"We'd love to", the couple said.
Prime smiled and said, "great!"
Sam and Alastor spent the next few hours getting to know Prime. They had a lot to talk about.
They got to know about Prime's life and he in turn got to know more about Sam and Alastor's life.
It was quite interesting.
Sam and Alastor were staring at Prime with blushes on their face.
The two looked at each other and they decided to take the risk.
The two men then leaned in and kissed Prime on the cheeks.
Prime went wide-eyed as his face turned a deep red.
Sam and Alastor blushed as they waited for Prime to say something.
The first thing he said was….
"My place or yours?"
Sam and Alastor went wide
"Your place", the two quickly said.
Prime smiled as he said, "then follow me…."
Sam and Alastor grinned as they followed Prime...
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Some time later….
The three men arrive at Prime's apartment.
It was a cozy little place.
"Nice place you got", Sam said.
Prime said, "thanks. Being a doctor helps pay the bills."
"Interesting", Alastor said.
"Follow me to my room", Prime said.
Sam and Alastor nodded in excitement.
The couple followed Prime to his bedroom.
Their hearts were racing.
The three then made it to Prime's bedroom.
The bedroom looked fancy.
A big bed sat in the middle.
Prime then closed the door to the room.
He turned and smiled at Sam and Alastor.
Sam and Alastor blushed and smiled at Prime.
Prime approached the two.
He slowly began to remove his clothes.
Sam and Alastor followed his lead.
Warning!
Warning!
Lemon starts here!
Soon all three men were naked.
They looked at each other lustfully.
Prime pulled Alastor and Sam close to him.
They then entered a three-way kiss.
Alastor and Sam wrapped their arms around Prime as they kept kissing one another.
It felt like magic.
The three men then crashed onto the bed as they kept making out.
Prime moaned in bliss.
The three then broke the kiss.
Alastor said, "ya know…. We have some special talents…."
Prime asked, "talents? What kinds of talents?"
Alastor smirked as they were engulfed in a puff of smoke.
Prime then drooled at the sight in front of him.
Alastor was in his female form.
Sam said to Prime, "hot looking, right?"
Prime nods his head.
Sam said, "well then you'll love this!"
Sam transformed via a puff of smoke into a futa version of their female form.
Prime's tongue hangs out of their mouth.
Sam and Alastor giggled lustfully.
Alastor asked, "so who do you wanna do first?"
Prime easily answered, "I want Sam in my butt as I push inside of your pussy."
Sam and Alastor smirked.
Prime then got on top of Alastor.
He slowly slid his cock inside of their pussy.
Alastor moaned and giggled in pleasure.
Sam then lined up their cock to Prime's asshole. They made sure it was lubed up.
They then pushed their cock inside his ass.
Prime let out a moan.
Sam giggled as they began to thrust into Prime's ass.
Prime felt pleasure from both ends. He began to pound Alastor's pussy.
Alastor giggled and moaned in pleasure.
Sam and Alastor thrust their hips in unison.
Prime groaned in pleasure as he clutched Alastor's hips.
The room was filled with the sound of moaning and skin slapping.
Prime then kissed Alastor on the lips.
Sam kissed Prime's neck.
Alastor extended their tongue and shoved it down Prime's throat.
Prime's eyes rolled into the back of his head.
Sam then moaned as they came inside Prime!
This made Prime cum inside of Alastor.
Alastor moaned and giggled.
So did Sam.
"That felt so amazing", Prime breathed out.
Sam and Alastor giggled as they kissed Prime.
Prime smiled.
Alastor asked, "so…. Any more ideas?"
Sam then got one idea and he whispered into Alastor's ears.
Alastor smirked at the idea and transformed back into his male form.
He then whispered the idea into Prime's ear.
Prime's eyes went wide and he nodded his head.
Alastor snapped his fingers.
He and Prime merged together!
Sam then drooled at the sight
Alarime made a come hither gesture.
Sam then pounced towards them.
They moaned, "kriff me with that monster between your legs!"
"With pleasure", Alarime growled lustfully.
Alarime slid their large cock into Sam's pussy while stroking their cock.
Sam moaned in pure pleasure.
They made an ahegao face.
Alarime chuckled as they clutched Sam's hips and started to pound into them.
Sam then fell forward onto Alarime's chest.
They had a look of drunken pleasure on their face.
Alarime then extended their long tongue.
Sam opened their mouth wide.
Alarime's long tongue then entered Sam's mouth and went down their throat.
Sam gagged in pleasure.
Alarime squeezed Sam's asscheeks as they kept thrusting into Sam.
Sam squeaked in joy.
The tongue kept going down their throat and Sam gagged in pleasure.
He was loving this!
Soon Alarime came inside Sam!
Sam moaned in ecstasy.
They felt their stomach bloat.
Alarime growled, "ready to spend the whole night being stuffed?"
"Yesh",Sam moaned.
….
A few hours later….
Sam's stomach was bloated like a beach ball.
Alastor and Prime were on either side of Sam. The two rubbed his bloated stomach.
Sam smiled blissfully.
Alastor asked, "so Prime…. You want to join our relationship and be part of our family?"
Prime smiled with some tears in his eyes and said, "I'd love to…."
Sam and Alastor smiled as they kissed Prime.
Prime felt so happy at that moment.
Following that, Prime would marry Sam and Alastor.
Then a year later, Sam would give birth to Angela.
Amazing additions to the family.
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"And that's how my dads met my father", Ani said to Rey.
Rey smiled at the story as she sat in the cockpit with Ani on their way to find Luke.
"That all sounds so sweet", Rey said.
Ani chuckled and said, "thanks."
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Meanwhile with the First Order….
Hux was sitting in his office, stewing in his anger.
He was still trying to plot a way to get revenge on Sam Skywalker.
He absolutely loathed the Grand Master.
And we see through a flashback the reason why…..
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Many years ago….
A younger Hux was in a meeting with various other imperial officers.
He was the youngest man in the room, barely 17.
Hux and the officers were sitting around a table.
At the other end was Emperor Vader….
Holding a baby Sam.
Sam had a plushie in his arms as he was chewing on it.
Vader was asking, "and how goes the memorial for soldiers lost in the clone wars?"
"It's all going well, your majesty", an officer said.
Sam cooed in awe as he tugged his father's arm.
Vader chuckled and said, "good."
Sam whined as he began to tug his father's arm again.
Vader sighed and let his son do so as he said, "and, is there anything else to talk about?"
Sam then began to hit his father's chest plate as he cooed.
Vader chuckled and patted his head.
Sam squealed in joy.
A few of the officers, even Hux, were getting annoyed at the baby's presence.
Vader said, "we should wrap this meeting up soon. My son is getting fussy."
An officer asked, "then why did you bring him to the meeting in the first place, if he is going to be so annoying?"
Sam frowned and began to tear up before crying.
Vader then stood up and began to try to calm Sam down.
He whispered, "it's okay Sam. It's okay."
Sam sniffled as he hugged his father.
Vader then turned to glare angrily at the officer.
The officer gulped in fear.
"How dare you make my son cry", Vader growled.
Vader was beyond enraged!
Sam kept whimpering as Vader rubbed his son's back.
He whispered, "it's okay."
The officers stared at the sight before them with slight shock and annoyance
Vader looked at the officers and growled, "my son is not to be mocked. Understood?"
The officers nod their heads in fear.
"And besides….", Vader said as he turned Sam around to face the officers, "who would call this adorable face ugly?"
Sam gave the most adorable of toothless smiles.
The officers forced smiles on their faces.
Hux could barely hide his disdain.
Sam cooed as he hugged his father's face.
Well, mask, technically. Still, the sentiment was there.
"Now if you'll excuse me", Vader said as he left the room with Sam in tow.
Sam gave an adorable little wave goodbye.
Hux began to grit his teeth.
He growled under his breath.
That little brat was going to be a problem for sure…. And boy was Hux right about that….
End of flashback….
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Hux growled at the memory.
He was going to get his revenge on Sam no matter what…. Little did he know of what the future would hold….
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Reviews:
SuperSentai199: same here. It's such a great moment.
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Decided to take a break in-between the films to show how Sam and Alastor met Prime.