"What the fuck, you buffoons actually did it!" announced Squidward. The startled octopus found it hard to imagine that the two bikini bottom menaces would fuck in intense homo fashion, well... in public that is. Everybody knows that SpongeBob and Patrick anally violate themselves in private, especially that yellow twink SpongeBob. Knowing Squidward, he won't allow his obnoxious neighbors to get the better of him. He then clamped his gaped mouth shut and persisted to challenge the sponge and star.

"Bravo, homos!" Squidward clapped mockingly, "But it's common knowledge that both side in a gay relationship should do at least one blowjob," he added.

"Didn't we just do that, Squiddy?" Spongebob inquired, cum squirting out of his asshole.

"Are you deaf, cheeseboy!? I said both side... " Squidward clarified, a sly grin emerging from his bald face as he moved his gaze to Patrick, who quickly lowered his brows in concern.

Patrick, who leaned more toward the masculine end of the sexuality spectrum, had every right to be worried. He hoped Squidward would be so uninformed as to ignore that one rule. However, there he was giving him counsel for not swallowing SpongeBob's penis. Fellatio was a somewhat degrading action to take, SpongeBob had no trouble performing it obviously, but it's himself he was criticizing. Yes, he recently engaged in anal sex, But that's normal; dicks always pierce assholes, whether they belong to men or women; it's what dicks do.

"On it, Squidward!" nervously, Patrick obeyed. He knelt before SpongeBob's iconic yellow nematode; Close, he an almost taste it. It was three inches short. It has innumerable holes that could freak a Trypophobe to death, and don't forget that it has square dimensions and perfectly squared perimeters.

"Neptune! That's the square root they talk about in math class!" Patrick anxiously elongated his tongue to taste-test the dick. Even a light touch quickly disintegrated his tongue; no tongue action happening this time. Squidward laughs at that, which pisses off SpongeBob.

"Pat, you're jeopardizing the moment, Goddammit!" SpongeBob yelled. The irate one grabbed Patrick's head with both hands and dragged him toward his awaiting phallus.

For the first time, Patrick relished the flavor of penis, he gaggled. He can taste the tangy dick cheese that he wasn't able to detect before because it was camouflaged from SpongeBob's cheesy anatomy. He coughed up stomach acid from disgust, which was absorbed into the spongey cock along with waterpark volumes of his saliva. This caused the chode's expansion.

"UrrkkfghPpfft" the starfish's eyes popped all veiny and shit. The growing absorbent groin serpent filled-in his esophagus. He felt he had swallowed whole Coney dog, blocking air for his heart's functionality.

SpongeBob cries like the sissy crybaby he is. The fellation sensation brought feelings he never thought he'd receive cuz you know, he normally gets the sucking end of a blowjob. Today he learned It's rapture when you're the benefactor.

"Oh yeah, choke on it, Pat! Bob on this sponge! Feel the debauchery!" humped SpongeBob as he spoke that. Throughout the sodomy, the yellow power bottom added humping to his limited sex skills, pounding Patrick's uvula. It's too good, SpongeBob loses his ability for speech, "Nehoy Menoy!"

Patrick was able to bear with the discomfort but it lasted right after he felt a slight rip of his esophageal tissue, a painful shock that made him pull out wailing like a birthing dog.

"AARRGH! Okay! BJ's over, SpongeBob" Patrick massages his broken throat "That shit hurt! And you call yourself Good noodle"

"Damn, Pat! Forgive me, I failed to detect you were hurting" Apologized the sponge, dick hanging all tumorous of aubergine monstrosity.

"Whatever! just get this over with and nut on my face!" Patrick said before gaping his mouth, "Make me look like that meme where I sleep with my mouth full of spit"

"But, Patrick, I cannot!" SpongeBob hid his cock with both palms in shyness, "I-I-I'm sterile..."

"What the fuck! All that choke work for nothing!" complained the angered starfish. Squidward's silent snickering at the back only made him even pissed.

"Do not worry, Pat!" in attempt to keep their spirits up, SpongeBob formulated an idea. "That mouth of yours will be filled I assure you!"

SpongeBob begun to squat above Patrick's mouth. After that, SpongeBob wrung his entire body, forcing the torrents of semen Patrick had ejaculated out and back into the star's throat, forcing him to taste his own testicular ice cream product. However, the cum was red because of all the bloody smoothie that were the melted organs.

"Fucking hell, this is so heavenly!" As SpongeBob empty himself from jizz, he failed to stop since it felt so good, It felt like nutting after years of no wanking. His liquidized internal organs eventually emerged from him, dropping down on Patrick like chum being fed to a shark. It was a bloody mess. Some of the parts, such the kidneys and a little portion of SpongeBob's uterus, that were not completely melted smacked onto Patrick's cheeks, humorously sliding down like a turd on the side of a toilet. Goopy diarrhea noises filled the Krusty Krab as fresh chili sauce right from the chum bucket ass pocket splattered all over Patrick's face. Everyone felt like they got Kid's choice award off of wish or at a slaughter house.

"Oh Yeah, WOO WOO, Oh Yeaah Yeah.. the colors!" SpongeBob moaned as he slowly shit out everything he got.

With great joy, Patrick inhaled the entire batch of chum and chewed the hard bits that got stuck in his teeth. He loved the flavor of raw fleshy materials, savoring every red explosion dropped inside him like Vietnam bombarded with napalms. "Mhmm! Blood soup! this is pretty Asian! I dig it!" remarked Patrick the bottom feeder before his stomach started to react to his consumption. His guts couldn't handle it... it isn't Asian enough to take all the bacteria of raw flesh and so he started to vomit blood, his own mixed with SpongeBob's waste. "Oh God! What the hell!" The star puked like a faucet; non-stop he did it, the vomit's coloration shifted from red to black from fast multiplying necrosis cells. The constant vomiting made his eyes tear up and soon popped like a water balloon.

SpongeBob runs over and cradles Patrick's pointed head, saying, "What have I done? Patrick baby!" Patrick was in the final moments of his life. Despite the futility of the endeavor, SpongeBob attempted to let his cock absorb back the contaminated fluids from the starfish's system by shoving his whole noodle in his mouth. It appeared to be working at first, with a red tint rising up his penis like a thermometer, but SpongeBob was already dead when that happened due to blood loss. Patrick, who was previously dying, followed him to Atlantis.

The audience gasped and then abruptly went about their own business. Since SpongeBob and Patrick weren't present, Squidward chuckled when he was given the premium patties. It turns out that he had planned for this to occur all along and was aware of its possibility. The Octopus then engaged in oral sex with his squirrel partner to celebrate. Sandy sucked Squiward's nose and got a cumshot in her throat, or better yet, a snot shot.

THE END