"Oh shit Momo did you really had to give that guy a double tap"- Deku said as he saw the busty gun slinger start stripping in front of him in a mustang. While for I slowly recovered as I used the power that is plot to turn my self into a bug in sneaking out. "Plus shouldn't we take things slowly I mean we're in Rumi's car. She's going to kill us when she hear us."- the wuss said as this got my attention so I stayed to watch what was going to happen.
"I really don't care about my car as long as keep it quiet and think of this as a way to get some payback from all the time she's has been a bitch to you." A tan skin woman with diven legs said as she just wakeup every single person who was asleep. "Plus you really and I'm mean really to get laid you virgin!" She yelled out as the wuss started to stutter and I realized this was going to be the worst and uneventful thing to so I just left.
Miss Midoriya's Dragon Maid
Chapter three: How To Train Your Dragon Maid.
Midoriya residents
The scene now focused on Mitsuki as she and Tohru were in Inko's living room as the busty blond had a annoyed look as she was now in a bad mood because she just recently asked Tohru if she knew anything about being a maid with the dragon saying that she absolutely nothing about being a maid and also she was pissed that Tohru is older than her and looks very young.
"So let me get this straight you want to be a maid," Mitsuki asked the dragon as the dragon upright said that she gas no clue. "Then why are you wearing a maid's uniform if you don't know how to be a maid.?!" She said as her eyes were at Tohru's chest. "And also why the hell do you look like a teenager!"
"Well that because this isn't a maid uniform it's my scales you see." Tohru said as she answered the question from the blond mother. She was going to answer the second question but she stopped as she saw Mitsuki giving her a look.
The blond raised her brow as she asked with a deadpan expression. "What the hell does that mean," she said as a realization hit her. As stood up and said. "Wait a second does that mean you are naked!" The woman angrily yelled out as she was shocked that Tohru was walking around but naked the whole time.
Tohru tilted her head to the side as she was confused by the question. The dragon shook her hands profusely as she ilabretad on what she said earlier. "You see for humans what I just said is like being naked for you," she said as she saw that Mitsuki was giving her a ' no shit Sherlock Holmes', "bubut the truth is that I'm just using a simple transformation spell for us dragons that allows us to change our form from our true form to this form you see now. And the reason that I look like a teenager because in dragon years I'm actually a teenager but for you humans I'm a old hag. This form represents my personality as the way I'm. So just think of it as a spell that allows you to change your form, to a personality that you have." She said with Mitsuki silently thinking.
'What the literal fuck this old fucking hag is older than me but she's a bigger boob size than mine by a few inches of 1 longer!' She mentally yelled as a question rose about dragon boobs. "Than explain why do you have big boobs like that, do they actually work?" She asked pointing at Tohru's chest.
With the dragoness giving her cocky smirk that reminded her of her ungrateful asshole of a son. "Well you see the bigger the size of the dragon's boobs is a way of keeping the fire breathing sack it helps us keeping our flames in hear," she said as she made her chest bounce, "the bigger the boobs are shows that how strong are your flames." The blond dragoness said as she flexed her arm like a bodybuilder as she added. "Plus if you think mine are huge you should see Lucau's they are bigger than mine" she said as her arms were out stretched.
Mitsuki was seething as her chest was insulted by this youthful looking old hag. So clapping her hands together she did what Inko told her to do.
Flashback
It was after Tohru had made the circles I te the sky again as what happened next was the most awesomest thing the two mothers seen as instead of armageddon happening again. Thankfully. The clouds in the sky began to merge into one another as they were in the form of a see serpent and a dragon that looked like Tohru's dragon form fighting in the sky as they were breathing fire and water. Thankfully whenever a fireball or water stream hit a building or were about to hit civilians were they would turn into clouds. This only lasted for a 2 minutes as Tohru stopped the CLOUD DEATH BATTLE.
"Hey what the hell did you do that for, it was getting better!?" Mitsuki yelled out.
"Because miss Midoriya is going to be late for work." Tohru said as the dragon pointed at the woman. que panicking Inko,
The green haired mother started to panic that she's going to be late for work, she then started panicking more until Mitsuki gave the woman a ' Calm the fuck down' slap. As Inko recoiled from the pain but thanked Mitsuki for calming her, with Tohru asking if she can do it when Miss Midoriya starts panicking again. Inko politely said no because she didn't want to feel the strength of a blond dragon.
"What I'm going to do with the amount of time I have it won't be enough to get work." She said as Mitsuki grabbed her shoulders and said.
"Calm down Inko it's going to be late just say ai sorry ass excuse that you took the long way to work that the train tracks gof destroyed." The blond mother told the emerald woman, with Inko saying that's is literally the reason she was going to be late. Mitsuki just paled. "You know you could just move to a new apartment closer to work, but for being late I got nothing. Sorry." She said to her fellow mother.
cough* *cough*. "I may be able to assist with that." Tohru said with smile to her new mother and her mother's friend.
"Thanks Tohru but if you can I don't know make a portal in front of work place," the woman said unaware that Tohru was opening a magic portal in front of where Inko's works thanks to the information the woman gave her. Mitsuki saw this and her jaw dropped so hard it destroyed the concrete they were standing on but not the roof. "Then it would," Inko almost finished her sentence as the blond mother turned Inko's head to the open portal that was in front of her work place with the dragon on the other side of the portal, "be wonderful." She said as her jaw also dropped.
Seeing this Mitsuki cautiously walked to the portal and straight through it as she was now on the other side from where she was. The woman clapped her hands as she said. "Okay Inko I guess you won't be late for work." She said as she rubbed Tohru's hair with the dragon purring from the kind gesture.
"Thanks Tohru I owe you one." She said as she was going to head off to the inside when she remembered that she forgot to ask Mitsuki something. So turning her head to the blond mother she asked. "Hey Mitsuki can you take care of Tohru for me," she said as she saw the woman raise a brow, "You see I got work today and you're currently free so I was that you make sure that Tohru knows about me a maid." She said as she looked at her watch and hastily running into the building as she yells out. "Thanks and make sure that she doesn't do anything wrong!!" She yelled out as her figure entered the elevator with her colleagues asking her whose the blonde's and is the blond woman single.
Mitsuki yelled out. "I'm married and I have a son you dumbass!" The blond mother yelled out as she was sick and tired of people asking if she was single. Turning her head to the teenage dragon. Mitsuki asked. "So can you I don't know open a portal to place, she hasn't returned the comm I gave her two years ago so I was wondering if I can just go to her place to get it." She asked as the dragon girl replies.
"Sure why not," she said as she changed the location to Inko's and Izuku's home.The two blond entered the portal completely ignorant that people were watching and filming it.
Before the portal could close Mitsuki asked the dragoness a question. "I got ask something Tohru what do you know about being a maid?" She said.
Tohru's reply was. "I have no clue on being a maid." She said with a shrug as the portal closed. With people hearing Mitsuki yelling out ' NANI' from a distance.
End of flashback.
So calming herself she spoke to the female dragon. "So what type of do you want to be, because you it's obvious that you can't be a maid if you don't know nothing." She said half still pissed and half nice.
Tohru simply gave Mitsuki a flyer to a maid cafe called ' Maid Cafe Cozy'. "Maid cafe Cozy." She said standing up with a sign on a stick that had the maid's cafe name. Mitsuki just looked blankly at the flyer as she.
"Tohru this is a fucking flyer for a stupid maid cafe not a guide to being a maid!!" Mitsuki yelled out at the girl. She really had a lot to do to teach the way things works in this dimension and speaking of dimensions. Mitsuki sat down with Tohru following because the blond mother was taking her time to teach her the customs of this breed of humans. "Tohru I got a question to ask before I tell you what a maid is and the customs of this world," the woman said as she saw Tohru nodding. "As you can see in this world there's a fucked up hierarchy that just a big in the as." She said as she rubbed her neck. "We used to be one race then things took a shit storm for the worst and not for the best," she said as her arms were laying in her lap, as she looked directly at the dragon's golden eyes. "So I want to the things in your home dimension so I could help you with transitioning here. So can you ya tell me if both our worlds are fucked up?" The woman said with a an amused chuckle.
Tohru sat down to the pillow she was sitting before and clutched her dress as her hair shadowing her face. Mitsuki seeing this give her an idea that Tohru's world is similar to those fantasy games and the part of dragon's being slayed. So clapping her hands together she spoke up.
"It's obvious that both our worlds are truly fucked up," she said getting the dragoness attention, "if you want to tell me about your world just tell me when you're ready, so quiet sulking because your maid training starts today." The blond mother said to the girl who just gave the woman a grin with stars in her eyes.
"Thanks old hag let's start the training know!" The girl said making Mitsuki have multiple tic marks on her face.
"I will just ignore that comment since you new here." She said. "*cough* Anyway first let's see if you're a housemaid."
Tohru had a confused look on her face from the revelation that are many types of maid and que AYO face. "Wait are you telling me that there's different types of maids?" She said with her confused face becoming more confused.
"Yes there's more than one type of maid and we're going to start with a housemaid so that's mean cleaning." She said as she saw that Tohru's mouth became demonic and a fire ball was at the center. Mitsuki eyes went wide as dinner plates. "Tohru wait!" the blond mother tried to say but she was to late as everything that was in the living room/dining room and the kitchen was completely empty. No furniture's, TV, fridge, cabinets and sink were all gone. Mitsuki's face wasn't that of pure rage but she was thinking 'I swear to God Inko you truly have fucked up big time.' The blond tought.
"Tadaa, how do you think I did miss." Tohru said as she points at her work. This got her a back handed smack from Mitsuki, the female dragon rubbed her head from the slap she angrily turned her head to the blond mother. "Hey what was that for." She said with a pout.
Mitsuki gave her another back handed smack. "Well first of all a housemaid is a maid that cleans the house not incinerating everything!" She yelled at her until a realization hit her. "Crap what I'm going to tell Inko about this, man she's going to so angry." Mitsuki panicked, hearing that her new mom was going to be angry at her. Tohru acted quick.
"Don't worry miss I got this." Tohru said with panic as she out stretched her hands in front of her as two red magic circles appeared in front of them and brought back everything burned by Tohru as if it didn't happen. "Ta-" Tohru tried to say but she saw Mitsuki ready to back handed slap her, so gulping she asked. "So what's next, miss?" The dragoness said to the woman.
Still not letting her slapping hand down she spoke. "Next up is laundry maid." She said as she saw Tohru run into Inko and Izuku's room and brings out their dirty clothes. "Now let's go to the bathroom I thin-" Mitsuki tried to say as she saw Tohru put the Midoriya family's dirty clothes in her mouth. Mitsuki narrowed her eyes as she saw. "Tohru what are you doing?" She asked as she immediately slapped Tohru's head making the dragon teen spit the now clean clothes.
"I produce a saliva that can only removes stains so I thought why not use it." She said. "And can you please stop hitting me it's hurt." She said rubbing her head with a pout.
Mitsuki sighs this is the most weird thing she has done, she looks down at the clothes Tohru just cleaned with her saliva and the dragon was right. the clothes looks brand new well except for the weird smell. Mitsuki gives the dragon a thumbs up. "Great job Tohru on cleaning the clothes," she said as Tohru jumped in the air, "but next use a washing machine instead of eating Inko's clothes, just be mindful that not a lot of people like the clothes being eaten." She said as the dragon face faulted to the ground.
Tohru raised her head from the ground. "I only know you for a few hours now and I already don't like you human trash." She said bluntly to the woman as she realized what just said. "Sorry about that I'm still trying to being nice to humans instead of burning them alive, I won't make a mistake again I promise." She said
'Okay I should probably teach her to lose the puny human thing. The last thing the world's needs is a another blond cunt.' Mitsuki thought to herself as she wondered how she failed as a mother.
Mitsuki walks up to Tohru and pets her head. "Baka making mistakes is part of life," she said as picked up the dragon maid, with the dragon being confused seeing the confusion she elaborated, "when you make a mistake don't regret it, learn from it as it will help you down the line it all depends on your choices because some mistakes are meant to happen I'm pretty sure that Inko would say." She said as Tohru thought about it more.
' Learn from my mistakes,' she thought, as a realization hit her, ' hey what a second Miss Midoriya did get completely wasted and she met me. So her getting drunk was a mistake but in the end she admitted her mistake and she was okay with me being here.' Tohru thought to herself as a wipes away a tear from her eyes.
So with a new found determined look on her face she turned her head to the blond mother. "All right what's next Miss Mitsuki," she said with a burning will in her eyes, "I'm ready to learn more in the world of maids!" She said with as she pumps her hands in the air.
Mitsuki gives the dragon a cocky grin. "The next thing is a parole maid you entertain the guests." She said as the door bell ringed, Mitsuki smirks. "And there is your first opportunity Tohru knock me dead." She said as Tohru got excited, Mitsuki sweat dropped. "It's a saying here it doesn't mean you you can kill them." Mitsuki clarify what she actually meant.
Tohru wasn't detoured as she walks up to the door and opens it. When she opened the door she saw the landlord of the apartment building and she instantly knew she doesn't like this man. The man looked at the girl a few times and his eyes lingered at the dragon's chest.
" Oi, oi you worthless pile of shit my eyes are up here." The girl spoke in a demonic voice to the landlord as their eyes met.
So fake coughing into his hand. "Sorry about that dear I'm looking for Inko Midoriya and the actual worthless pile of shit she has for a sorry excuse of son lives here," he said as the whole entire country was shoraded with Tohru KI making the man quiver in fear.
Tohru's face became darkened as her ember eyes looks at the man's eyes. " You're right they do live here and what business do you have rather than insulting my little brother," she said as she crossed her now dragonic arms ," you to the count of three before I remove you from this mortal plain you call sad and pathetic life." She said as she grabs the man's neck with her left arm, not to hard to actually crush his neck but just enough for him to talk. " Don't even think of lying to me I will no that you're lying to me."she said as Mitsuki shakily walked to the very pissed dragon.
The obviously peed himself from the girl's KI and he didn't want to die today. "You see here miss Um." The man tried to say the girl's name but he didn't know it.
" My name is Tohru Midoriya and I just recently moved here so speak trash and don't insult my brother again." She said as she raised the man higher.
"You see my girlfriend recently dumped me because I said that would by her a food to fancy by raising Midoriya's rent." He said as he felt Tohru's KI spiked even higher as it was deathin.
" Did I tell you to stop." She said, " continue."
"She asked why I would do such a thing, so I said that because she has a worthless quirkless filth of a son," he said as he felt his soul slowly leaving his body, so not wanting to see if the girl would actually kill him even if he didn't say a word or finish it, " she slapped me and dumped me telling me that I'm a terrible person and a sorry excuse of a person that I would unfairly raise the rent because someone has a quirkless child than she left me and said that she would make a restraining order on me if I made contact with her again."
" She made the right choice leaving your pathetic ass." She said to the man.
"So in my rage I came here to leave a note that the rent has been increased to an amount that she couldn't pay for and it will ultimately leave her in financial trouble because my girlfriend was supportive of quirkless people." He finished his story.
Tohru was definitely going to snap the man's neck clean off but she was stopped as her strong and firm hand was on her shoulder. Tilting her head to her right she saw All Might in his golden age costume with his iconic smile on his as he didn't face All For One yet. " Oi old man what the hell are you smiling like a retarded clown of drug high." She said in a emotionless tone to the pro hero. While Mitsuki and the landlord's jaws dropped from the girl's boobs of steel to insult the #1 hero in front of his face.
Mitsuki was the one to react first. "Tohru do you who you just insulted?," she said as Tohru tilted her head towards her as face became confused as her KI disappeared.
"Actually I don't know whose this spandex wearing fool is, is he important?" She asked. "Because I can't take this fool with that stupid smile on his face." She pointed at the hero whose face faltered with Mitsuki doing the same.
"Tohru that is no ordinary fool, that is All Mighto," she said as she pointed at the hero. "The #1 hero of Japan and the symbol of peace. He is know as the world's greatest hero to ever lived." Mitsuki yelled at her.
"Yes it is true Tohru shonen, I'm indeed All Might" The hero, "and I'm here." He said with a smile but Tohru sensed that the smile was somewhere between heartwarming, false and was trying to intimidate her.
So not knowing what the hero was actually saying she retorted. "Yeah it's obvious that here you don't have to say it with your longs out, you blond fool." She said nonchalantly forgetting that she just insulted the number 1 hero, her gaze darkened again as she looked at the man in her hand, who was smiling that he was safe. " Oi what the hell are smiling at you fool." She said as she slammed the landlord to the nearest wall as she shifted her eyes to the hand of AM. " Oi baka stay out of this, this is a family affair not your theater of amusement so leave now it doesn't involve you." She said to the blond hero while Mitsuki just started to sweat buckets that was going to get the Midoriya family in so much trouble from the #1 hero himself.
AM looked at the girl with his bright blue eyes and her golden slited eyes meeting each other." I'm sorry Tohru Shonen but I can't just leave you here and let you harm this innocent man for no reason and you are illegally using your quirk too." The blond hero tried to say but he was interrupted by the dragoness.
" Innocent my ass," the girl said as she swats the hero's hand off her shoulder, as her gaze returned to the man with her right hand in front of the man's face, " this cunt thought it would be funny to increase the rent because his ex girlfriend dumped him from saying that he would increase mom's rent all because my little brother doesn't have a damn fucking quirk and he had insulted him multiple times," she said to the hero as she gazed the man in front of her as the hero took a step back and a realization dawned upon Tohru, " Oi baka is this the first time you had increased the rent from its original number just feed your glutenness pockets, with you you knowing full well that a single mother is raising a child that is going through daily abuse from the fools that are treating him unfairly because his quirkless," she said as the hero turned his head to the landlord.
"Um sir is this girl telling the truth have you been illegally increasing the rent for the family that lives here?" The hero said as he was secretly angry that this happening, seeing that the man won't talk he came up with an idea. "Well I see by your silence means that this is true do you have an argument to say it this is not true sir and if the claims the girl has made against is found true you will be serving jail time." The hero said with a raised brow.
The man knew that right here he was so screwed so he give his argument. "Come on AM you are being unreasonable for just a quirkless pile of shit I-" the man tried to say but Tohru's dragonic hand was now a few inches from his left side as it was now in the wall.
" Oi baka I said if you ever insult Izuku-kun I would erase you from this mortal plain," she said as her chest started to glow red and steam coming from her mouth. Tohru unhinged her mouth ready to burn the fool, but she was stopped by Mitsuki who gave her a back handed slap from the way she was going to end somebody's life. The dragon maid rubbed her head in pain as she glares at the blond mother. "Hey miss Bakugou what was that for it's hurt like hell." The girl wynd.
"Tohru if you haven't figured it the #1 hero is here," she pointed at AM, "and you were planning to kill this fucker," she pointed at the landlord who just said hey, "and get in a shit ton of trouble with Inko and Izuku worrying about you more." She said as she pointed at the dragon who let's go of the landlord and the crawlers away.
"Yeah so what," she yelled at Mitsuki, "he deserved to be incinerated for making mom and Izuku-kun in almost financial trouble. Aren't you angry at the baka for making mom have money problems!" She yelled at her as points at the landlord.
Mitsuki got pissed that she was told that she doesn't care about Inko. "Of course I'm you idiot don't you think that I just stand by let the cinnamon roll family be in trouble," she said as she grabs Tohru's maid uniform, "but it's no excuse to forget what I tought to you today about mistakes. Baka!" She said as she bonks the blond dragon on the head.
"Of course I didn't forget about learning from your mistakes and doing better the next time it happens!." She said, AM raised a brow from this weird interaction.
"Um am I missing something here?" He asked as the two blonde's turned their attention to him.
"Stay out of this!" They yelled at him, with the hero saying sorry.
"Listening to me well Tohru if your were to erased that fool you would have made it impossible to achieve your dream as the greatest maid in history if you were to ended that piece of shit," she said as the dragon's golden eyes widened, "like I said before learn from your mistakes and they will help you became a better person and what you just did by scaring the ever loving shit out of this sorry excuse of a landlord," she pointed at the man as everybody who was in the floor Inko and Izuku lived walked out of their houses to see where the KI was originating from and the loud yelling as they saw the three blonde's, "will make him think twice of repeating the same racist bullshit you know why!?" She half yelled and asked, the dragoness shooked her head. "Because you're here Tohru Midoriya and nobody is going to mess with the Midoriya family while you are here, don't let this idiot's get on your nerves because all they want is attention and they don't care on how they get it they just want it. And the only way to make sure they don't dothis again isby ignoring them do you hear me Tohru." She said as she just inspired Tohru again.
"Your right Miss Bakugou," Tohru said as she was let go from Mitsuki grip, "if I want to be the greatest maid of all time I need to learn from my mistakes and don't give baka's like him a attention." She said as she pumps her fist into the air as she looks determinedly at Mitsuki. "I know I just failed the parole maid test so what's next on the maid classification!" She determinedly asked the blond mother.
"The last thing on the maid classification is cooking maid so can you cook Tohru?!" She yelled and asked at the same time.
"Yes I know how to cook," she said as walks into the house, "let me get a butcher's knife and cut off my tail to serve you," she said as everybody's faces became green with disgust, before Tohru could enter she had a thoughtful expression on her face, "I should probably get all the poison out," she said as Mitsuki grabs her collar, closed the door to the Midoriya residence and drags Tohru away from the house, "hey what are you doing!" She asked with a pout.
"Getting you far away from the kitchen and getting some food to eat that doesn't comes from your scaly but." She said as she almost barfed from the mental image of Tohru cutting off her tail.
"I don't get it what's so wrong eating somebody's tail?" She asked as she added. "Hey are you a picky eater miss Bakugou?" She asked.
"Hell no, it's just to disgusting and so wrong on multiple levels to eat my bestfriend's daughter's tail off. So we're going to a cafe." She said as the Tohru had the maid cozy banner. "And it's not maid Cozy Tohru it's a cat cafe and no they don't sell cats on a silver platter." She said as she saw Tohru's pouts.
Everybody saw the forms of Mitsuki and Tohru disappeared as they walked down the stairs with the two blonds arguing about cafe's as they all sweat dropped. "Well this is the weirdest of my life." All Might said as he then realized that there were people looking at him, so from years of experience he jumped off the roof as he was still on patrol. With the people calling for his name and asking for autographs. Whilst running away from the fans he thought to himself but the dragon maid. ' Damn she's more scarier than Torino sensei,' he thought as a chill went through his spine, ' oh kami does two should never meet each other!' He fearfully as he remembered the scary old man.
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Inko's work place
A few hours later after Mitsuki and Tohru went to a cat cafe.
The place where Inko was working was a typical office building with many people working on their computers, chattering with each other at the water cooler, drinking coffee trying to get by the day. Inko's work spot was near a window with three more tables besides her, next to her was a new person who just recently moved here.
He had gray hair covering his right side, purple eyes, and pale skin tone. He was wearing a black suit, a white undershirt, business shoes ,a tie and his hair was combed back. His name is Hebunpiasā Yanagi.
And next to Inko was someone she knew all too well. It was a man with black hair, grey eyes and a fair skin tone. He was wearing a white tshirt, business shoes and pants, his name was Muzan Tayoko.
Inko let's out a yawn of tiredness as she looks at her watch, it was 10 minutes before lunch hour. So stretching her hands into the sky she sighs. "Damn it why can't it be lunch all ready I'm starving." She said as she slumps her arms.
"Yeah I know how you feel Inko," Muzan said as he looks at the new guy, "hey new guy me and Inko are going to get something to eat when lunch comes, do you need anything to eat because we're going to a nearby cafe." He said to the gray haired male who just looked at him with a raised brow.
"No thanks my wife already made me lunch." He said stoically, while Muzan just rolled his eyes.
"Man you're one lucky man to have someone to cook for you everyday," he said as he pats the man shoulders, "while poor old me just eat take outs every night alone." He said to man as he was hoping for him to tell him if his wife does have any single friends.
"Him, maybe you should get a girlfriend then sulking in your misery's about your sad home life." Yanagi said to Tayoko as the raven haired male face faltered while Inko laughs at him.
"Hey Inko it's not funny y'know." He said as the woman slowly starting to stop laughing.
"I'm sorry but you walk yourself into that one." She laughed at him.
"Hey what about we single people sticking together." He said with comical anime tears
The gray haired man looks at her with a raised brow. "Wait a second you're single," he said as Inko stops laughing and Tayoko just stiffened, "I thought you were married since there's a picture of you and son." He said as he points at the picture of Inko and Izuku.
Inko rubbed her head nervously as she didn't speak much about this. "Well you see it's a long story that I'm single." She tries to explain but the man continued that thought for her.
"Oh I see you're a divorced woman raising a child alone," he said as Inko stiffened, "by the way you stiffened means your ex was a deadbeat and was never there for you when you were raising your child and by the small burn mark that are on your son's means that he was abusive or your son is suffering do to bullying." He said nonchalantly as he continued his work.
"Yeah got it right on the first day ha," she said as returned to her ,"asshole made the most sorriest excuse everytime he was late home. He was busy hanging out with bimbos with everysingle STDS on the planet than spending time with his family. I don't remember what I ever saw in the bastard." She said as she was typing her keyboard hard.
"It's his loss for leaving you and not being their for the broccoli boy." Muzan said as he returned to working. Yanagi let's out an Hm.
"Indeed if you want to be in a committed marriage you should at least try to be loyal to your first partner than just deciding to have a harem." He said as Muzan let's out a laugh, he turned his head to the working woman. "I know from personal experience that it isn't easy raising a child when your partner is away but you did a good job raising him."
"Thanks I know, I had help raising him." She said with a smile to the newbie. "It's not raising a child alone but as long as he's okay I don't have to worry about anything." She said
"You're right the only thing you have to worry now is when he becomes a teenager than you're so screwed." he said as Inko groans.
"Yeah, Tohru is going to be a handful than Izuku since she's a teenager." Inko said as she realized what she just said. She claps her mouth shut so that her colleagues won't ask any questions.
Muzan was going to ask whose this Tohru girl is since he never met her. But Hebunpiasā answered the question for him unintentionally. "So this Tohru girl is adopted, am I right." He asked the woman who was sweating.
"Um yeah I just recently adopted her from a really bad place." She stuttered out, hoping that subject of Tohru would just drop.
"So how she like, is cute, is she okay with broccoli boy," he tried to say that Izuku was quirkless but he didn't how to say it since he didn't know that the newbie is against the quirkless, " y'know that." He said as this was his best way phrasing it.
"If you're trying to say that Midoriya-San son is quirkless and you're trying to phrase it right to see that if I have a thing against quirkless people," he said as his purple eye made contact with gray ones, "than you're wrong I don't have anything against them since my own mother is quirkless herself." He said as Inko and Muzan had shocked looks on their faces.
"NANI!?!" they yelled out in unison as all of the other employees turned their attention to them. Seeing that they accidentally caught the attention of their other colleagues with most of them having a thing against quirkless people and they didn't want the newbie have a first bad day at work.
"Nothing to see here folks just watching a funny video." Tayoko said as the employees returned to their work, seeing that the attention was gone from them they released a breath that they didn't know they were holding.
"So anyway um Hebunpiasā do you um y'know." Inko tried to say but the man answered her question.
"Yes I do indeed have a quirk and so does my daughter if you're trying to ask politely since this must be the longest conversation you had with someone who has a quirkless mother." He said.
As Inko deadpans from the man's way of speaking. "Yeah I'm just on edge since somebody recently almost caused the end of world just to flex," she said as she still was mentally recovering from seeing the world end on her TV, "and to answer your question from earlier Muzan Tohru is okay with Izuku being quirkless," she said as a sadistic smile appeared on her face as her male colleagues moved a little bit farther away from her creepy smile, "in fact when we were taking Izuku to school she scared the ever loving shit out of that explosion brat." She said with a evil cackle scaring the males.
"You're scary when you're like this." Yanagi said his and Muzan thought of the green haired woman.
"Yeah Inko please don't laugh like that it makes you look like a sociopath." He said.
"So on a scale of 1 to 10 how scared was the explosion quirk user?" Yanagi said to the woman who had a more evil smile on her face.
"He peed himself in public, almost got his head cracked wide open like a tuna can and Mitsuki asked Tohru to babysit Katsuki when she can't find a babysitter" she said as the males almost felt bad for the Bakugou spawn almost being the keyword, "and since Tohru just disciplined the pomeranian it's pretty obvious that she's going to knock that ego away." She said as she was going to laugh more but Yanagi stopped her.
"So where is she now?" He asked trying to stop the evil laughing.
Inko stopped her evil cackling and scratches her left cheek with her index finger. "Well you see I asked Mitsuki to look after for the day since I'm trying to find a school for Tohru." She said as Yanagi said.
"This isn't going to end well for everybody." He said as Inko and Muzan give him the what are you talking about look.
"Hey what do you mea-," Inko tried to say, but her phone ranged, "hey wait a second I got a call from," Inko said as she saw the # of her landlord as she was wondering if his was calling to increase the rent again, so regretfully answer the phone she spoke in a hidden annoyed voice, "hello there sir what can I do for you today?" She bitterly asked with venom in her voice. Not expecting the next words as her face was blank and devoid of emotions, scaring the males.
' Damn she's scary.' They thought.
"Hm, hm ,yes that is her, ahugh, okay, yes ,oh really, he did did he ,all right thank you for understanding and I hope that this doesn't happen again I promise," she said the last one with her fingers crossed as saying she was so going to let this happen again after a while the phone call ended with Inko face being covered by the shadows of her hair, "she actually did it." She spoke to herself as Tayoko was concerned for her.
"Hey Inko are you okay." He asked as Inko grabs his shoulders.
"I'm better than okay," she said as she lifted her head to him as she yelled out, "MY PIECE OF SHIT OF A LANDLORD IS GETTING SUED FOR ILLEGALLY INCREASING THE RENT FROM MY APARTMENT BUILDING AND THE OTHER APARTMENT BUILDINGS HE OWNS," she squealed out in joy as she gives the late thirty year old a bear hug crush the man's wind pipe, "AND NOT JUST THAT HIS GETTING ALL OF HIS APARTMENTS BOUGHT BY SOMEBODY ELSE WHO JUST DROPPED THE RENT PRICE TO A MANAGEABLE PRICE!!" She yelled out in joy.
"That's great for you," Tayoko said as he felt his ribs breaking, "now can you let go of me, your breaking my bones." He said as his face was blue with the miniature ghost coming out from his mouth.
Realizing she was going to kill her friend she let's go off him and quickly start to apologize. "I'm so sorry that I almost broke your spine." She said to the recovering man.
"Don't worry about it," he said with a comical sweat drop on his, "just remember your strength." He said as he looks at the clock. "Well you look at the time it's lunch time." he said as Inko looks at the clock.
"Your right it is lunch time." she said as her stomach growls at the mention of food
Yanagi spoke in a almost teasing tone. "It looks like someone stomach doesn't have any manners." He said as he takes his bento box out of his bag. It was a black box with red flame like pattern.
Tayoko whistles at the fancy bento box. "Damn you're truly a goth Yana-," he tried to say but he and Inko's jaws dropped from the very fancy food that was professionally made and sorted as the box split into three parts as it should appetizer, main course and deserts. The man had a small smile on his face.
"Hm at least she didn't over do it this time." He nonchalantly said as if this was normal to eat fancy as he takes a bite from a well deep fried healthy looking shrimp takoyaki. "Divine as always." He said as he saw his two new colleagues jaws dropped even further with saliva pouring out. "Do you guys want some this is just a light meal for me." He said as he saw that Muzan yelled at him.
"Dude that is not a light meal that is food made for rich people and you say it's light," he said as big head cliche happened to his head. "This is a three course meal made for a king." He said as he had a rain cloud on his head. "How am I going to compute with a 5-star meal eater like you." He said as he saw the man shrugs.
"Learn how to cook instead of buying cheap unhealthy food." He said nonchalantly to him.
"Show off much," he said as he turned his head to the Inko but his eyes widened like dinner plates when he saw that Inko wasn't next to but instead she was eating some takoyaki from the bento box. "Traiter!" He said but he was ignored by Inko moaning in delight.
"Hmmmm, your wife is a good cook." She complimented him, the man shook his head as Tayoko started to make a argument that good looking food like that was made with love shouldn't be insulted.
The man reply was. "My wife isn't a good cook, she's the greatest chef of all time." He said with passion in his voice.
"Damn what I guess I'm going to eat alone this time." He said as he was interrupted by a teenage girl's voice.
"Are you sure about that because we got some food." The voice said as it revealed it was Tohru and Mitsuki who had take out with them.
Inko chocks out her food as she saw Tohru and Mitsuki. "Tohru and Mitsuki what are you guys doing here?" She said to her friend and her adopted daughter.
Tohru had a confused look. "Um we brought food for you since that scrawny idiot," she points at Tayoko who said hey, "said that he doesn't like eating alone." She said with a smile.
"But it doesn't explain on how you got into the office without knowing the floor I was on and how did you guys even get here." She said with a deadpan.
"Oh yeah we came through that," Mitsuki pointed at the closing portal as it closed shut, "and also Tohru is banned from every single cat cafe in Japan." She said as Tayoko face faltered.
"Nani dafuq how do you get banned from every single cat cafe in Japan." He yelled at the girl as he realized who the girl was from her name. "Hey your Tohru right." He pointed at the blond dragon as she nods her with a her boobs jumping a little. Tayoko eyes fall upon Tohru's chest as he was now staring at her chest like a perv. ' Damn they're really big.' he thought to himself as he felt a sharp object pointing at his crotch so nervously turning his head he saw that Inko was the one pointing a very sharpened chopstick at his crotch with a ' I will castrate you right now if you start being a pervert to my daughter.'
"Um Tayoko-kun what are you looking at so interestingly." She asked in a sing song voice that wasn't even nice.
"Um, I'm looking at my shoes and nothing else." He stuttered out as he felt the sharp object leave his nether region.
"Good," she said with a fake smile as she turns her attention to Tohru and Mitsuki with an annoyed look on her face. "So can somebody tell me why landlord just got sent to jail, and the money he had raised all of the years me and Izuku lived in that apartment is now in my bank account?" She asked them looking at Mitsuki.
Mitsuki just rubbed her neck. "Well you see it happen like this," she then told them everything about Tohru's maid training, to Tohru threatening the landlord's life, calling All Might a fool in spandex and on how Tohru got banned from every single cat cafe inJapan, "and that is the whole story but leaving out that Tohru is a dragon." She finished as she, Tohru and Tayoko were eating the cafe food.
The black haired man looks at the girl. "So let me get this straight you wanted to cut off your tail and feed Mitsuki it." He said as he really intrested in that happening.
"Tayoko inko is looking at you with KI again." Yanagi said to the male who was sweating buckets. "And also Tohru is minor and Mitsuki-San is married and has a child," points his chopsticks to the two blonds, " so I suggest you stop thinking anything perverted before you lose your manhood." He said as he heard Tayoko silently muttered I do want to lose my manhood.
With Tohru hearing this. "If you want to lose your manhood I can help with that," she said as everyone heard a disc screeching, "by removing your reproductive organs." She said as her hands were now clutched it a fist.
"Now thanks I would like to have kids one day." He said as he saw Tohru pouting and saying something that she missed castrating perverts.
"If you want to have kids one day you have to be in a relationship first." Yanagi said to the man who comically cried tears.
"I'm working on it mister obvious much." He said with a annoyed look onhis face to the grey haired man.
"Your welcome." He said taking the insult like it was natural to hear it.
"It's not a compliment baka." Muzan said.
"I know it's not a compliment." He retorted back.
"You're insufferable, man." Tayoko said.
"And you're single and leaves alone." He pointed his chopsticks at him.
"Is that a compliment or an insult to the wound." He asked the man.
"It's both." He bluntly said to the single man who just groans in annoyance. The three women saw this and laughed at Tayoko's face much to his annoyance.
"HEY QUITE IT GUYS IT'S NOT FUNNY." he said as Tohru laughs at him.
"Yes it is more entertaining than watching something burn in front of your eyes like a headless chicken." She laughs at him.
XXX
Hours later.
After lunch had ended Mitsuki and Tohru left the building this time without using a portal. The three workers continued working until it was almost late in the afternoon as Inko and Yanagi had to leave to pick up their kids since the work day was shortened to 13:00 by their boss. The two parents packed their stuff and started to leave but Yanagi looked at the still sulking Tayoko.
"Hey Tayoko if you want to come I could at least try to ask my wife's friend's sister if she still single." He looked at the man who quickly put everything he had with him as he drags the two parents to the elevator and start pressing the door down button fast.
"Come on you stupid elevator close already," he yelled at the elevator, "I don't want to be single for ever!!" He yelled out loud with every single one of his colleagues sweat dropped at the man
"You have no hope Tayoko-San." Yanagi shacks his head at the man.
"My name is Muzan," he corrected him, "edge lord!" He yelled at the man with the man giving him a thumbs up.
"Try to think of a better nickname next time Muzan Kibutsuji." He said teasingly as Muzan had a nerdy smile on him.
"Don't worry I will try harder Giyu Tomioka." He said as he looks at Inko. "Come on in join in the teasing Nezuko-chan." He joked at Inko who rolled her eyes.
"At least I don't lose to a teenager who was entering puberty." She teased him as the door closed with a depressed Tayoko.
"You guys are no fun." He said.
XXX
Aldera pre-school
After school
The school bell ringed as all the kids rushed out of their classes to enjoy hanging out with their friends while some through insults at Izuku and Reiko. Izuku just ignored the insults as he went a full day without getting beaten by Bakugou and his goons, he would be lying that it wasn't funny seeing Bakugou getting his ego destroyed.
As the blond boy just ignored him in whole day and with some of his goons asking why he wasn't beating the quirkless loser, his reply was 'I don't have a death wish you idiot's or do you want to deal with dragon bitch.' This got the kids to stop bullying Izuku for today.
"Greeny what's with the weird smile on your face?" Reiko asked the boy whose became a deep shade of red. "Woah you're really bad at talking to girls." She bluntly said to him.
Izuku sighs. "Yeah I know." He said with a sad smile on his. "It's just that you're the first girl to be nice to me after I was diagnosed as quirkless." He stuttered out the girl.
"Well their loss, since you're better than the guys here." She complimented him.
"Yeah, thanks I guess since I am a nobody." He tried to finish that sentence but he was interrupted by a teenage voice.
"For the love that is anime brat stop belittling yourself is getting annoying." A moisturized version of one Tenko Shimura said as his hair was long with black junior high school uniform as he was leaning on the gates of the school
"Than stop making gaming references at a daily basis crusty." He said as he saw that the boy's normal almost dry skin is no longer dry but was an attractive moist."Um what happened to you?" He asked.
"I would rather not talk about it." The older boy said as he saw the pale girl who was looking at him. "Got something to say girly." he asks the girl.
"May the force be you, young Skywalker." She said as Tenko points at her.
"Foolish child the force isn't strong enough to beat the Sith empire." He said to the girl as they started to make Star Wars references.
Izuku rolls his eyes. "The world almost ended and you are making Star Wars references," he said as an idea went through his mind, "he wait a second did you moisturized when armageddon happened?" He asked the teen with the boy stiffening.
"I don't know what you mean brat." He said as Izuku had a raised brow.
"Is it because of that rabbit girl in your class?" He asked the teen who just turned away with a blush on his face.
"No it wasn't that." The boy said as he Izuku says.
"Then why do you look like just 30 baths in one day." He asks.
"Stupid Coolaid man got in a fight with the Kentucky Governor, and landed on a truck full of moisturizers." He said as he wanted this conversation to end.
"Right a refreshing drink fought the guy that made a chicken enterprise." Reiko sarcastically said to the boy.
"Anyway how's your day." He said as he knew that what was to be expected.
"Actually my day was great I watched a new episode of how it made, got a big sister and a maid in one and I met her." Izuku said as he pointed at the ghost girl who had a peace sign.
Okay the teen wasn't expecting that, as he was going to walk to the arcade with the brats as he stopped and looks at the emerald haired boy. "What do you mean you got a maid to today." He asks as he heard the explosion boy muttered something about bitching lizerd. But he heard Inko's voice.
"His talking about Tohru, Tenko." The woman said as the boy turns his head as he saw Tohru for the first time, with a man that looks like the girl, his rival in gaming Muzan Kibutsuji and the mother of the explosion spawn.
The boy looks at the Midoriya's a couple of times and looks at Tohru. "Hurt the brat than I will reduce you to dust dragon maid." He said protectively to the boy who was like a little brother to him.
The teenage dragon maid walks up to him and puts her right hand on the boy's shoulder and clutches it tight. "Say that I was thinking of hurting my little brother," she said with a emotionless tone to the boy, "than I will drop from the sky you dry cunt." She said as her wings were flapping and the teens slowly started to float a few inches from the ground.
"Protective older sister who is willing to kill." He deadpanned as he looked at the older woman. "Did I miss something important about this girl I should know about." He asks the woman as Muzan shrugs
"Other than the fact that she called All Might a blond fool in front of his face and she's currently banned from every single cat cafe in Japan because she thought that the cafe's actually served the cats on a tray." He said as he rubbed his head.
"Okay if she has the balls to call All Might an idiot in front of his than she's good in my book." He said as Tohru drops him gently. As a realization hit Tohru.
"Oh wait I almost forgot to give you this." Tohru said as she reached her hand into her chest to pull out a signed heroes analysis for the future from All Might himself. this shocked everyone who saw the #1 heroes autographe and Katsuki was obviously pissed that he didn't get the pro's signature.
She gives it to Izuku who checked the signatures to see if it was real and it was real. So with stars in his eyes he asked the girl. "Um Tohru nie how did you get All Might's autograph?" He asks the girl with Tohru explaining everything about the landlord thing and this shocked everybody what the girl did.
"Okay I'm never ever going pissing you off." Reiko Yanagi said as her father corrected her.
"Language young lady." He said.
"Japanese, English, French and German." She said nonchalantly to her father as the man replies.
"And you forget getting grounded from being a smart Alex." He said as he nonchalantly grounded the girl.
"I learned from the best." She said as the man had a small tear going down his visible eye. While Muzan just thinks that the snarkiness is genetic.
"I'm so proud of you." He said as he rubbed the tear away as he looked at the green haired boy. "I approve of you hanging out with my daughter." He said as he adds. "And food is in on me if you and your family wants to come to my wife's restaurant for dinner." He says as he saw that Tayoko was on his knees.
"STOP RUBBING YOUR SUCCESS IN FRONT OF US COMMONERS, KAKASHI!' he said as Yanagi looks at him as he pulls out an orange book from no where as he opens it and starts reading.
"Hm did you say something Gai?" He asks the man.
"You are the most unyouthfull person I know!" He retorted as he gets up and follows the Yanagi duo. He wasn't going to ignore a free meal with the Midoriya's with Tohru, Tenko and Bakugou's.
Mitsuki whispers something into Inko's ear. "And also All Might was the one to buy the apartment building because the landlord was illegally increasing the rent," she said to her friend who was taking in the revelation, "so if you want to ever call him his number is Izuku's notebook and you two can have some alone time." She said as for the second time that they falls unconscious with Tohru putting the on top off as she thinks.
'Maybe I was right in coming to this world than that dimension with those black symbiote.' She thought to herself as she follows the human with her new life as Tohru Midoriya begins.
End of chapter.