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(Author's Note: I know I said last year that I was done with this story, but I had gotten bored one weekend, and that boredom led to another new chapter in this story, so here it is, enjoy it).
Chapter Three:
Back at the bar, our two favorite hecklers are still at their booth.
Waldorf - Another chapter in this story?, the writer must be getting desperate.
Statler - Desperation is a good sign, soon he'll panic and run away.
The both of them laugh.
Meanwhile, in the booth next door. the remaining cast, minus James Earl Jones and Mark Hamill, is still there, they're a little bruised up from their brawl, this time they're joined by Leonard, Raj, and Howard.
Howard - I wish I'd been there to see that.
Hayden Christensen - We recorded it, should be online by morning.
Howard - I can't believe I'm actually here with these great actors.
Hayden Christensen - Thanks, it's always great to meet a fan.
Howard - It's rare that we meet any celebrities.
Wil Wheaton - You see me every week.
Howard - Shut up, Wesley. This isn't about you.
He returns to Hayden.
Howard - So tell me, do any of the girls you hooked up with look good naked?
Leonard - Howard!
Howard - I'm asking an important question.
Hayden Christensen - No comment.
He turns to Leonard.
Hayden Christensen - Is your friend always this way?
Leonard - You have no idea.
While that is going on, Raj talks to Jake.
Raj - So, what was it like working with Arnold?
Jake Lloyd - It was awesome.
Raj - Can I ask you a question?
Jake Lloyd - Sure.
Raj - It's about the Phantom Menace, was there a better script prior to filming?
Jake Lloyd - Somewhere. George works better when he has a collaborator.
Raj - I agree, look at Empire Strikes Back. That was awesome.
Jake Lloyd - True that.
Raj - I thought it was a good introduction to your character, plus, like Anakin Skywalker, I too know what it's like to come from a hot climate, and humble beginnings.
Howard - No you don't, your family is rich.
Raj - Howard!
Howard - Your Dad drives a Bentley.
Raj - That's not the point I'm trying to make.
He returns to Jake.
Raj - Anyways, I don't care what critics and fanboys say, I think you were good in Phantom Menace.
Jake Lloyd - Thanks, Raj.
Raj - You should work with Quentin Tarantino, he saves careers, just look at John Travolta.
Howard - Yeah. Until he did Battlefield Earth.
Everyone shudders at the mention of that movie.
Raj - I don't get it, why does everyone hate that film?
Howard - Look it up on google, thank me later.
Raj - If it was starring Tom Cruise, you'd be praising it.
Howard - That because Tom Cruise is awesome in every single thing that he's in.
Raj - You got that right.
Howard - Plus, he got to see Katie Homes naked.
Leonard - Oh, come on, Howard. Do you really have to say that?
Howard - Just saying, he has good taste in women.
Raj - You got that right.
Sheldon arrives at the bar, he's in a wheelchair, that's being pushed by Amy. He has bandages on his head and arms, and is wearing a neck brace, he does not look happy.
Leonard - Hey, buddy. How are you?
Sheldon looks at him, and whispers in Amy's ear.
Amy - Sheldon says that because of tonight's events, he's gonna make some changes to the roommate agreement.
He whispers in her ear again.
Amy - And that Leonard is liable for damages.
Leonard - Me!? What did I do?!
Once again, he whispers in her ear.
Amy - He says we'll talk about this tomorrow. Good day, gentlemen.
Leonard - But he answered the door!
They turn around, and leave.
Leonard - I hate that stupid agreement.
Jake Lloyd - Want us to rough him up again?
Leonard - That won't be necessary. Either way, it always comes back to bite me in the ass.
Wil Wheaton - Sucks being you.
Leonard - Oh, shut up, Wheaton.
Leonard returns to his beer, meanwhile, back in the booth next door, our two favorite hecklers are still observing.
Waldorf - Well, they say all good things come to an end.
Statler - What's that got to do with this fanfic?
The both of them laugh.
The End…..for real this time.
(Author's Note: Please read and review, this is the last chapter, I promise).