At the Fenton household, Maddie looked through a photo album of Danny in the living room and sadly sighed. Her husband walked in and saw her sad.
"What's wrong, honey?" said Jack
"Oh I'm just looking at old photos of Danny, and I just realized that we were not as close we used to be," said Maddie
"Maddie, that's what happens to most parents with teenagers at a certain age."
"Yeah, but this is different with Danny, especially him working part-time where the boss calls out of the blue."
Then there was a knock on the front door. Jack opened the door to see an envelope on the ground. He opened it up to see a letter from Maddie. He handed it to her, and she read it and then smiled.
This is just what the doctor ordered, Maddie thought
Meanwhile, Danny was relaxing in his room with no call from Bltizo about any jobs he needed and no homework to do or study for a test. All he could do this weekend was just relax and do nothing at all.
"Danny can you come down," said Maddie
Danny left his room and walked down to his mom, grinning with a letter in her hand.
"Danny I got news," said Maddie
"What's that?" said Danny
"We're going on a camping trip in Colorado?"
"How?"
"I got an invite for a mother and son all-paid camping trip."
"Um, okay," he then thought that sounded suspicious
"We're leaving tomorrow. Pack your things." Maddie, as she walked off
Later that night, Danny called Blitzo and told him that he wouldn't be available for this weekend because of the camping trip with his mom.
"It's fine go on with your camping trip," said Blitzo
"Are you alright with this?" said Danny
"Yeah, there's nothing too big we could handle without you."
Danny thought Blitzo was acting too calm and chilled, even for him.
"Blitz, what are you up to?"
"What do you mean?"
"Blitz, I swear this is some crazy and ridiculous attempt to sleep with mom; I'll freeze your ass off."
"Danny, I would never do such a thing. I'm hurt. Anyway, gotta go, I'm going to get some birdy ass." Blitzo hang up
Danny groaned. There goes my relaxing weekend.
The next day, Danny and Maddie arrived at the airport early in the morning. They found their private jet with their pilot already in the plane. Danny was dressed in camping clothes like cargo shorts and a red flannel shirt, while Maddie wore a blue-collar shirt, blue denim shorts, and brown hiking boots. The plane took off and headed toward the west. While on the plane, Danny was reading some random magazine, and Maddie tried to start a conversation with him.
"So Danny made any friends at work?" said Maddie
Danny put down his magazine. "Yeah, a girl named Loona."
"Loona, that pretty name. Does she go to your school?"
"No, she goes to another school."
"Hey, maybe you can bring her over so your dad and I can meet her."
Danny blushed a little. "I'll see if I can."
Maddie noticed the blush. Did something happen between him and this Loona girl?
Before she could ask another question, the pilot told the two on the intercom.
"We'll be arriving toward Colorado, but there is a problem and that is I'm jumping out."
Maddie and Danny looked to see the pilot out of the plane with his parachute. Maddie ran into the cockpit and tried to fly the plane, but the controls wouldn't work. As the plane plunged toward the gun, she grabbed two parachutes and ran to Danny.
"Danny, we have to jump." Maddie handed him a parachute
"What?"
"There is no time to lose."
Danny put on his parachute, and so did his mom, and they jumped out of the plane before it crashed. They landed in the forest. Danny and his mom walked around the woods for a while, trying to find some civilization.
"This is just great," said Danny
"Look on the bright side Danny," said Maddie
"And what would that be?"
"That we're alive and well."
How could this get more complicated? Oh wait, why did I think that?!
Then Danny noticed a familiar red tail poking out of a tree a few feet from them. He went to investigate as Maddie was busy looking in the right direction. What he found behind the tree was Blitzo with binoculars looking at Maddie's ass.
"God damn she got a great ass," said Blitzo, who then got picked up by the collar and turned to an angry Danny "sup."
"Blitz, what are you doing here?"
"Well, Loona and I were on a camping trip with a father and daughter."
Danny turned to see Loona, who was not happy to be leaning on a tree, crossing her arms.
"Yeah, I was dragged here."
"And it so happens to be the same state, same woods where my mom and I were supposed to be camping?" said Danny
"Ain't it a fucking convent." Blitzo grinned
"Danny, where are you!" Maddie yelled out
"Ah fuck," said Loona
"Blitz hide and Loona disguise," said Danny
Surprisingly enough, the two did what Danny said with no backtalk. When Maddie found Danny, she saw him next to an interesting girl with red eyes and goth clothing that reminded her of Sam.
"Um, Danny, who is this?" said Maddie
"This Loona from work," said Danny
"Hi," said Loona
"Why are you in the middle of the forest all alone?"
"I'm not, my dad is busy setting up a camp and I got lost."
"Huh."
"Look I'm sure Loona got to go, right Luna?" said Danny
"Yeah." said Loona
Then Maddie saw something in the distance that caught her eye.
"Look in, think I see a building."
"Huh," both Danny and Loona said
"Let's see if there is someone in there."
Maddie went into the building as Danny and Loona followed, with Blitz sneaking behind them. When Maddie knocked on the door, the building turned out to be a large house. It opened to reveal to be Vlad, and Danny immediately frowned at the sight of him.
"Maddie, what surprise to see you here," said Vlad
"You too, what are you doing out here?" said Maddie
"Oh, sometimes I just have to be out alone in nature from time to time."
That's not hard to believe. Danny thought
Then Vlad noticed Loona, "and who is this young girl?"
"This is Danny's colleague, Loona."
"Nice to meet you."
"Hello," Loona said with a sour tone.
"Well Vlad, Danny, and I stuck for a moment could you help us out."
"Of course come inside."
Danny, Loona, and Maddie walked inside, and Vlad closed the door behind them. Blitzo tried to get in, but the door was locked.
Dammit Blitzo thought
Danny and Loona looked around Vlad's home to see that it had various stuffed animals, creepy paintings, and a long bear rug skin near the stairs.
"Maddie, why don't you relax in the study while Danny and I talk alone."
"Um, okay," Maddie raised an eyebrow.
She left Danny and Loona there with Vlad, as she didn't go to the living room, but she tried to look for a phone. Meanwhile, Vlad tried to get rid of Loona.
"Why don't you dare go to the kitchen to get something to eat."
"Yeah, not going to happen cock sucker," said Loona
Vlad turned to Danny and said, "You sure know how to pick them."
"What do you want,Vlad?"
"Something to humiliate or kill your dad and marry your mom. But I want payback for foiling my plan with your coworkers."
I'm guessing you're the one who cooked up the whole camping thing?"
"Yes I did and I brought a few friends of mine."
Vlad snapped his finger, and a bunch of ghost animals from mountain lions, a bear, a hawk, and a two head rabbit. Then he turned into his ghost form.
"So you are trying to kill me with my mom present?" Danny crossed his arms
"Naw, she'll be locked in the studies while you and your friend will die. Unless you join me."
"I'll speak for him and say fuck no," said Loona
"Exactly," said Danny
"Alright then die," said Vlad
When she returned, Maddie didn't find any working phone and saw the ghost animals getting ready to attack Danny and Loona. She quickly pulled a small button and transformed it into a double-barrel ghost rifle. Maddie started to blast the ghost back, and Vlad disappeared. The ghost ran from Maddie away.
Maddie asked Danny and Loona, "are you kids okay?"
"We're fine mom." said Danny
"Good, now, let's get out of here."
"Yeah we can't the door lock," said Loona
Sigh "where is Vlad?"
"No idea," said Danny
"Let's just find a way out of here."
Meanwhile, Vlad got upstairs and was frustrated that Maddie got in the way. Then he heard a smashing of glasses and saw Blitzo breaking into his home.
"What are you doing my house pest," said Vlad
"Trying to get my daughter, employee and his milf mom."
"Of course that wretched girl downstairs is my daughter."
Blitzo pulled out his flintlock pistol and tried to shoot him, but Vlad phased through the bullert and laughed.
"You think you can beat me? You're just an imp."
"True, but at least I don't have pissed off animals behind me."
Vlad turned to see the ghost animals with burns from Maddie's gun, and they weren't too happy with Vlad.
"Listen, I am your master, you foul beast."
They didn't listen, and they attacked Vlad. As he fought them, Blitzo sneaked away. Maddie, Loona, and Danny got out of the house through the backdoor to find two SUVs. Danny saw the keys to one of them on a hook.
"I don't think would like taking one of his SUV Danny," said Maddie
"I think Vlad wouldn't mind," said Danny
Maddie turned to Loona "well, it was nice to meet you Loona,"
"Same I should probably go before my dad freaks out," Loona walked off
"This isn't how wanted the weekend to be like Danny," said Maddie
"Well at least it was sort of fun," said Danny who smiled
Maddie smiled back. "I'll take that."
The two got into the SUV and drove off from the house, putting this crazy day behind them.