I do not own Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir.
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"Wow. So nosey" said the Collector and Ashley agreed with him.
The world wide news had declared the house as the most magical house in existence and trying to break in.
But who could blame them?
The world of magic had been very lackluster until now and now, a house had a magical barrier around it and clearly, from all the flashing sparks coming from it once in a while, there's was clearly some magical stuff going on behind the doors.
A fresh new player had entered the fold and nobody knew if they were good or evil.
People were actually taking turns trying to break down the barrier and see how this worked.
Cameras zoomed in and were positioned to record 24-7.
If it wasn't for the sound blocking spelling, nobody would find peace in that house.
In the meantime, Ashley products continue to be legendary and the world was begging for magic class to happen.
Seeing this, Ashley approved of the class and the wording on door and windows changed to reflect it.
They were hosting magic class.
The message showed time, date for the class and told the world that they will the nearby stadium and security or no deal.
If they didn't see this, they wont even show up.
And yes, they could plaster cameras everywhere.
The world approve this.
The class became the most look forward event as the world went nuts and people bit the bullet to come to Paris out of sheer curiousity.
Paris took these people money while also enjoying the advertisement and media royaltys.
There was lots of speculation and there was even reports that the Mayor of Paris would attend.
On the day, there were so many cameras, that it was a wonder how people can fit in the stadium at all.
It was defiantly the most watched event right now.
The time began approaching and people wondered if they would even show up at all and if they did, they could defiantly be a hoax.
Well, imagine the world shock when a magic symbol suddenly began appearing on the stage and out of it, came a cube that stood upright before unfolding, itself before their very eyes.
It revealed itself to be the most mysterious looking magical door they all had ever seen in their lives.
It even had an cat's eyeball on it.
Everybody woahed worldwide.
Then the door opened and they all got to see what looked like space itself but not the Collector.
They didn't have the eyes for that.
And then out stepped a man and woman with the most average looking face they all had ever seen.
The doors vanished behind them once they were both through.
And with it, left the most interesting part of everybody day so far.
Everybody had to focus on the uninsteresting pair and discovered that neither of them gave off the feeling of being shy as they saw the crowd and cameras before them.
The two stood proudly in fact but were relaxed and then the woman turned off her glamour charm revealing the amazing looking young woman underneath.
Her witch bunny hat on her head.
The world became silent immediantly seeing her real form.
Then the man took off his, revealing the sexy hunk of a man underneath with his familiar on his shoulder.
Silence.
And then Ruan summoned a guitar, ignored the surprise and began playing it, well.
And Lorena opened her mouth and began singing in a voice that was just honey to the ears.
It was a magical song.
Ashley knew it a magical sobg because she was the one who wrote it and sung it to them every night when they were babies and kids, to ensure calmness.
It was a bedtime song.
She didn't expect to hear it here.
Meanwhile as Lorena sang, the grass underneath the stage began to look more lush and appealing in front of the worlds very eyes.
And then Ruan took over in a voice that was so fine, it should be illegal and the sky and lighting began to look really nice.
Then the two combined their voices and the entire world saw they weren't imagining it as the sky became nice again and the grass bloomed and went up the side of the stands, blooming beautifully on it.
The song and the scenery was gorgous.
And now, both of them were quietly singing as the song draw to a close.
It finished and the weather went back to normal and so did the plants.
It was like the world said 'Did you honestly think I will allow this beautiful scenery to perimentaly exist? No. Your world will continue to suck'.
There was silence.
Lorena said, as Ruan put the guitar away. "What you just heard was a magical bedtime song called 'Morena'. You got our permission to us it"
Silence.
She said. "My name is Lorena" her hat turned back into a bunny and she said. "This little guy is called Coco"
The bunny waved at them.
Everybody face became commerical.
Ruan said. "My name is Ruan and the cat on my back is named Cafe."
The cat looked proud.
Again everybody face became commerical.
Lorena said, loudly. "Welcome to the first Real Magical Class!" With jazz hands.
However, nobody said anything.
Ruan said. "What the hell is wrong with you people?"
And hearing this everybody face changed hard.
Ashley and the Collector burst out laughing at the same time.
Lorena said. "Give them time."
Ruan shruggled and snap his fingers and behind them came a huge magic circle and out of it came a nice green bench which he sat down.
The worlds jaw hit the floor.
Lorena joined him and snuggled next to him.
The woman saw everybody face and said. "You guys ready for class now?"
And everybody struggled but they all managed to say. "Y-Yes"
The two of them then got up and faced the world.
Lorena said. "Okay, first off. I'm sure we are familiar with what magic is"
And everybody slowly nodded.
Lorena said. "First let's go into theory. Because one day, Magic will slap you with it"
And everybody was wide eyed.
And a magical circle showed up and out came a hovering white board with a pyramid.
Everybody exploded seeing this.
The two waited for everybody to calm the hell down.
They did five minutes later.
Ruan said. "When it comes to Magic. Like everything else, there is a ranking system. Rank D. Which is the lowest. Its the tinniest amount of magic that is housed in your enviroment. From a simple brick to even your clothes. Everything has magic in it. The trouble is, the magic is so small that your going to need a lot of it, to truly do something with it. This is why potions are never made out of more then one ingrediant"
And everybody looked at him in amazement.
Lorena said. "Rank C. Are the places and objects that have an unusual amount of magic in them. Weither, it's an old reliec of some kind, things that have an unusual history or a spiritual place. If you can afford to collect such items, you most likely have a Grade C item in your house"
People face changed, especially those who can afford.
Really?
Point them out.
Ruan said. "Grade B. Now here's where we're going to shock you"
Everybody was ready.
Ruan announced. "Grade B. The miraculous holders and akumatised people"
Silence.
What?
Everybody exploded.
And just like that, they got the world attention, every holder turned their head.
Everybody was demanding explanation for this ranking.
They waited them to calm down.
They did so.
Ruan said. "The reason why we ranked them as B. Is because, the power they have isn't theres"
Everybody was silent.
Lorena said. "What separates the common man and Ladybug is one thing. She has a miraculous"
And everybody shook.
Ruan said. "The same goes for Akumatised people. Do you think Stormy Weather would be able to reek such havoc, if Hawk Moth miraculous wasn't giving her the juice?"
Everybody face changed.
Lorena said. "Everybody knows by now that if you managed to get yourself a miraculous. You get superpowers. And the reverse is for superheroes. Its easy to forget this when these people look like gods to the common man"
And everybody opened their mouths.
Ruan said. "Which brings us, to A grade."
Lorena said. "The source of the Miraculous and all magical beings"
What?
Everybody exploded.
The miraculous holders opened their mouths.
Ruan said. "The source, is what powers the miraculous items. The items you see is marely a shell that can be altered. A good example of this is Monarch actually. He found a way to make each miraculous a ring. The certainly werent rings when Ladybug had them. And yet they still work"
And everybody opened their mouths, as they really made them think.
Lorena said. "Now we're going to talk to you about the rules of reality because this is the only reason why your all alive"
And everybody shook hearing this.
Ruan said. "This world is made out of rules."
Lorena said. "What goes up, must come down"
And everybody looked surprised.
Ruan said. "You have to take a breather when you run"
Lorena said. "As long as there is a need to trade. Currency will eventually exist."
Ruan said. "Too much of a good thing will eventually become a bad thing"
Lorena said. "There are lots of rules making up the world we all live in. Some are so well known, they have become common sense while others only get the spotlight when you truly think about it"
Everybody opened their mouths.
Ruan said. "A grades magical beings have those too and how do we know? The incident in Shanghai taught us there was a magical guardien in the city and yet. Why has nobody heard from him since?"
And just like that everybody was silent, as he reminded them what happened.
Lorena said. "Were going to drop a bomb on you, now"
They were ready.
Ruan said. "That guy, who almost destroyed Shanghai? He's an A grade and if he was in his right mind on that day. Shanghai and the heroes would be dead"
And everybody lost it.
The heroes shook.
Lorena said. "We're not joking. Lady dragon didn't win because of strength. No, she won, because she used the fact he was out of his mind to deal that blow. If the guardien was sane, everybody would have been dead the moment he saw them. The guardien is ancient. Anybody sane would tell you sending a newbie to fight a grandmaster is suicide. If Shadow Moth didn't cloud his mind, Lady dragon would have had the shortest miraculous run in history."
Ans everybody looked at her in pure horror, especially Shanghai people and the girl herself.
Ruan said. "This is why the rules exist because humanity will never be strong enough to go toe to toe with them. However, even amongst them, there are tairs. We rank Senti-Nino Lahiffe as the weakest"
And a certain boy face became commerical while certain people looked amused.
Lorena said. "We know about this stuff because we actually met some A ranks."
Everybody face changed.
Wait?
Really?
Ruan said. "But if we tell you. Well be spilling too much"
Everybody looked like a kicked puppy.
Lorena said. "Now, let's teach you a simple light spell so we can solve your darkness problem with the poor parts of the world."
And everybody lost their shit again.
The two of them were too amazing!
They showed them and provided everybody with paper and pencil.
Lorena said. "The great thing about this spell, is that it can be drawn anywhere and with anything. You can draw it in the sand and it would work. Just touch it"
And they did and little lights began showing up out of the paper.
People woahed and looked feverishly.
Ruan said. "The size and duration of the light can be increased by consumption and if you get it wrong. It would just light itself on fire harmlessly until its all gone. Making it the perfect spell for those who don't have a lot of magic."
Lorena said. "You can use it as a street light"
Ruan said, while scratching his familiar bell and chin with a sexy smile. "Or use it as a flashlight at ungodly hours of the night. I've done so many time before."
Cheeks turned red.
He noticed the smile and looked.
Lorena said. "It looks like they like you better out of the two of us"
And Ruan said, with a smile that was too attractive for this world. "You don't say..."
Oh, sweet Jesus. Thought everybody.
Lorena said, facing the crowd. "So any questions?"
People rose their hand and they picked one.
Somebody said. "Who and what are you two? Your far more knowledgeable about magic then us and you move differently to us. Is it a spell?"
So they've noticed. Thought Ashley.
The two of them looked at each other with matching mysterious looks.
They said nothing as they teleported using flames.
It took a moment for people to realise they were gone.
They only knew their names.
The Mayor and many others yelled. "Find them!"
#At the house#
Ashley said in the mirror. "Good job you two. Couldn't have done it better myself." As the Collectors door opened.
And they both said. "Thank you, your majesty."
Ashley said. "Let's make them sweat a bit for a few days. I'll call upon you again"
And all of them went through the door and to the world where they could breath and nobody could reach.
Ashley thought she had come a long way.
She started off as a normal woman now she was the mysterious figure behihd the two most mysterious people the world had ever met.
She had truly come along way.
She sipped her herbal tea as the world decended into choas because of what she had done.
The choas...
Who knew that one day she would be soothed by it?