Prophesied child

"Divine/large beings speaking"

'Divine/large beings thinking'

"Normal talking"

'Normal thinking'

" Action"

Disclaimer: This work is not me trying to offend someone. And Naruto isn't mine.

Sakura

I have a problem. Admittedly the problem should have been beneficial for me as it means I don't have to worry about my own safety. What's the problem you might ask? Well, my teammates are too fucking strong! Now, you may say oh sakura why did you have to swear ooh I'm annoying ooh. Because I can, that's why you c#nt… ok that's too far. But the problem still stands. I'm too weak compared to them. So, I decided to train which led me to another problem.

"Please train me!!" I pleaded with Kakashi-sensei for more training but it proved to be… uhh, hard. "I'm too weak to be on this team!"

"Sakura, you're inside a team. If one wants extra training then all of you will get one." He lazily flipped another page.

"No, you don't understand! If all three of us gained strength at the same time, I'm going to be forever left behind. It's obvious that in the future we're going to be used a lot by the village to do dangerous missions! I'm going to be underclass just like last " C-rank" mission!" I tried to explain the possible dangers in my life. No, the imminent danger in my life.

"What makes you think that we will only do important missions in the future? It's not like every mission in the future will have great consequences." Is he out of his mind?

"Our first fucking C-rank mission made us fight a fucking Kage-level shinobi and free a whole Nation, while also negotiating two alliances with the nation we are freeing and the ninja that attacked us as a fucking genin, AS A FUCKING GENIN!!!" That doesn't even count the trouble magnet that is Naruto and Satsuki! Both of them are oozing with Mc energy. Naruto with his self-righteous bullshit and Satsuki with the avenger energy. Both of them are textbook couples in teen novels!!

"Yeah, but I was there to help you, and in the end everything is fine." He smiled reassuringly at me.

"What if I'm on a solo mission and because of our team reputation people will think that I'm also at the same level as Naruto and Satsuki?!" The main danger for my life right now is not enemy shinobi, but my fucking team reputation. Kakashi seemed to ponder something and then nodded. 'Finally, he understands my predicament.'

"Not my fucking problem," he lazily flipped another page. 'I'm dead, im fucking dead!!'

"But I do know someone that can help you," he shut his porn book. 'Hope, I can see hope at the end of the tunnel.'

"Do you want me to introduce the both of you?" He offered it to me.

"Yes!!! What's his name?" At this point, I'll accept anyone, even a drunkard that is suffering from PTSD.

"HER name is Mitarashi Anko."

1 week later

Hiruzen

"Can you repeat that Homura?" I asked my former teammate as I am not sure I heard correctly what he just said to me. It's Saturday and we're preparing for the chunin exam that will be held next week. Homura And I are discussing the plan for how to conduct the event, who we should invite, who's going to be the event organizer and exam planner, etc.

Tomorrow we're going to announce to the Jonin leaders whether to give their approval or not to the team they are leading to join the exam. Everything is going smoothly until those two mail comes around.

"Iwa and Kumo are Joining the Chunin exam." He said it again but more loudly this time. 'Well, that's not in my bingo card.' Iwa and Kumo never joined a chunin exam that is held in Konoha and we never joined in their village either. So seeing not one but two of them joining at the same time is… surprising to say the least. 'Maybe I should write that on my bingo card next year knowing Naruto.'

"Hiruzen what did you and Danzo do this time," he shot a glare at me.

"What makes you think this was mine and Danzo Handyworks?" He just straight accused me without any doubt in his mind. I'm his Kage for God's sake. 'Danzo is slowly rubbing me with his monotheism.' He's been going to church a lot lately after Naruto showed that he can make a Rasengan. How he manages that is unknown to me.

"Because the letter said that they are "excited" to see Naruto's performance in the exam." I flinched when Homura made me read the part where both of the letters make Naruto's surname Namikaze. 'Huh, now his baseless accusations directed at me are justified and have more grounds. shit.'

(A/N: I'm not going to change Naruto's name.)

"Well, to be fair; I didn't expect that the plan I made with Danzo would lead to Iwa and Kumo joining the exam." Like really you're just going to walk into enemy territory just because you want to see your future competition? 'There's a reason why Konoha would always win the shinobi world war. We have common sense.'

"You forgot that they're not like us and do not have common sense, do you?" He facepalmed after guessing correctly.

"Yes." Homura groaned hearing my response.

"There's a reason why Sensei told us to look after you two. Now, what are we going to do? We didn't plan for the new influx of participants to join the exam. We don't have the accommodation and troops to properly guard the village. Not with the 1st special mobile core alone defending the village. They'll be massively understaffed to guard the whole event." In this kind of situation, I'm glad we have Naruto as a Konoha Shinobi.

"We could always take a small percentage of troops in the other army groups to help defend the chunin exam." There was silence in the room as Homura processed what I'd just said.

"Why didn't I think of that," he said in the realization of my genius.

"There's a reason why I'm Hokage and you're not Homura."

Same day

Naruto

"Now, Satsuki, do you understand why there is an appropriate time to not be blunt?" I and Satsuki are walking in the village's residential area with her listening to my lesson about how to interact with people. Satsuki nodded furiously while also writing what I had just said into her notebook.

"Huh," I heard Satsuki and she turned back to see a box with two eye holes moving behind us. "Naruto, I think someone is following us. Rather poorly."

"Just ignore them, Satsuki," she raised an eyebrow after hearing my response.

"What if it's an enemy?" She asked.

"It's not trust me, just ignore them." A pebble was thrown at me. I lazily caught it with one hand.

"Niisan don't ignore us!!" A familiar pipsqueak sound can be heard behind me. Letting out a sigh. I turned my back to see three brats looking at me expectedly. 'Oh God, the chunin exam is about to start.'

"Naruto, why are the Hokage and the elders' grandchildren following you?" So it's Satsuki instead of Sakura this time. What's next; Is Sakura going to be a rogue Shinobi instead of Satsuki?

"Satsuki, meet Konohamaru, Udon, and Moegi. Konohamaru, Udon, and Moegi meet Satsuki." I lazily introduced both parties. "And no she's not my girlfriend so don't insult her." I don't want to attract Gaara's attention even if I can safely say that I can defeat him easily.

"Don't worry Niisan, I never think you'll date her anyway. No way you'll date an Emo girl!" Konohamaru innocently said as if it was not an insult. 'It seems it was fate for me to meet Gaara.'

Surprisingly Satsuki isn't mad after hearing Konohamaru's insult to her. "Besides you don't have a dick." My head snapped into Konohamaru and my blood boiled. 'What did he just say?'

"I'll give you 10 seconds to run." I use a little bit of my chakra to say it and maybe pour a tinge of killing intent. Predictably, Konohamaru and his gang ran into a familiar corner. Realizing what just happened, I groaned. 'So it was frickin me.'

"C'mon Satsuki, let's go after them before they hurt themselves." Satsuki pats me on the back while we are walking to cheer me up.

"Don't worry Naruto, I know yours are big." She said as if it was the appropriate thing to say. 'Does she have any shame? At all?'

"That hurt you little piece of shit!" Kankuro's voice can be heard on the left street corner as we approach the scene of the crime.

"Thanks, I guess." When we look to the left we see Kankuro holding Konohamaru in the air with Temari behind him holding her hips as if she was so done seeing what Kankuro is doing. Kono's gang tried to save him, but they were too short to do anything. When the two of them saw me they ran at me to get behind my back.

"Can you release him?" I could just say that the kid he's holding is the grandson of the Hokage. It would be faster. But that would make Konohamaru sad that he is saved because of his grandfather's position.

"No. I think I'm going to leave him somewhere in a ditch." Konohamaru paled, hearing what was going to happen to him.

"Niisan! help!" Rubbing my eyes I let out another tired sigh. 'Hardlight release: Chains of light.'

With speed, multiple golden chains come out the back of my shoulder, quickly wrapped around Konohamaru with my chains and pulling him to my side, while Kankuro is ensnared and made immobile by my chains.

Temari, seeing this, quickly pulled out her fan in a battle position. She was about to weave a Jutsu, but another chain caught her from moving her hand. She was surprised, having those eyes of someone analyzing something; this time I was the one being analyzed. You know, analyzing in their mind like it was a shonen manga eye.

"That was a stupid move, preparing to weave a Jutsu even though it was for intimidation in enemy territory. Don't you realize there's Anbu everywhere here? And you in the bush come out now before you say another generic villain "like I'm going to kill you." Or that kind of bullshit." I'm not in the mood right now. The food I saved before the wave mission was all spoiled because I forgot to put them in the fridge. Now I have to clean all of them. 'I'm having a bad day today.'

Gaara materialized with a sand shunshin hanging upside down with his feet holding from a tree branch with the help of Chakra.

"Ga…Gaara," Kankuro said with cold sweat.

"When did he…" I heard Satsuki mutter.

"Losing a fight. How pathetic. Why do you think we came to Konoha?... Kankuro?" He said it while pouring some killing intent. Kankuro, Temari, and Kono's gang are sweating bullets. While Satsuki is wary of him.

"Shut up. I'll kill you!" Wow, Temari and Kankuro sweated so much that their clothes were soaked. Or maybe it was because of standing in the middle of the day with the sun in full view. Both of them apologized to Gaara.

Gaara jumped from his branch where he was standing to the middle of Kankuro's and Temari's position with sand moving all over him. '9 for style points.'

"Can you release the two of them?" He asked surprisingly politely for a psychotic mass murderer. I made the seal and the chains disappeared on Kankuro and Temari.

Sensing that the tension is dissipating, Satsuki asks a question. "Why is Suna's shinobi here anyway? I mean I know that we're allies, but I doubt that the village custom would let the three of you in willy-nilly."

"We're here to take the chunin exam. My brothers and I are sent to represent Sunagakure." Temari answered Satsuki's question.

"I'm surprised the three of you aren't being watched." I snorted while listening to Satsuki. "What's wrong, Naruto?"

"Naive for you to think that the village needs Anbu to watch these three." I pointed at the nearest security camera. "Big Brother is always watching."

"You don't have to insult me you know," yeah she's right. "Why didn't they respond if they saw that the Hokage grandchild was being threatened?" Kankuro, after listening to Satsuki's question, paled, while Temari had the 'huh' face, Gaara is just being Gaara.

"Simple, they know that I'm here," I said laconically. Satsuki seemed to agree with my observation. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Gaara of the sand. Well, we'll get going then. Cmon Satsuki, Konohamaru, Udon, Moegi." All of us want to bug out of the place as fast as we can.

"Nice to meet you too Naruto Namikaze," I stopped walking and instantly turned my head to Gaara. "I'll take joy in killing you," he said with psychotic glee. Gaara's statement made Kankuro's and Temari's mouths agape. 'Damn it Jiji!'

"It's Naruto Uzumaki. I don't use my father's surname. How did you know my father's identity? I'm not taking silence or secret bullshit as an answer." Now the tension that was dissipating just cranked up to 100.

"Is that a threat? You dare to threaten me!" Sand started swirling around Gaara's body. I responded by summoning the gate of heaven that this time can spew out swords and chains at hypersonic speed.

" Yes," angel wings started to appear on my back, blinding the surroundings with holy light. And Excalibur materialized in my right hand.

Konohamaru gang is hugging each other while Satsuki pulls out a kunai but surprise can be seen on her face after knowing my dad's identity. Kankuro readied his puppet to fight yet was stopped mesmerized by the sight of holy light and muttered something about the prophet that was promised.

"Woah, Woah. Let's all just calm down and talk this out, no need for violence." Gaara glared at Temari. "We knew about your parentage because our father told us about them. By this point, all of the elemental Nation knows about you." Temari tried to calm the situation down desperately. Hearing her explanation I immediately dissipated the Gate of Heaven, my wings, and Excalibur.

"Oh. Well, thanks for the information Temari," Temari was surprised by the change of attitude and muttered something about: how did he know my name?! "Let's go get some ramen guys." Konohamaru and his gang had stars in their eyes after seeing my wings and other cool Jutsu. When we left the sand siblings, I felt Satsuki holding my shoulder.

"You're the child of the 4th Hokage!" She screamed.

'Well, now the whole village will know. Huh, I forgot to take care of Dosu and his teammates…. Whatever they're not a threat.'

Meanwhile

"You're the child of the 4th Hokage!" We heard the scream of a girl at the village entrance. Looking at Kurotsuchi I can see an exciting glee written all over her face.

"So the rumors are true. That bastard sired an heir! I'm going to enjoy this. Hm hm hm hi hi hi He He HAHAHAHA." She laughed maniacally.

'God, please help us fight him.' I prayed.

Next day

Kakashi

You've been assembled here for only one reason. It should be obvious. By the members here." The Hokage sits on what looks to be a folded futon cross-legged and his army laying on his leg.

"When will the event start sir?" Shiranui Genma asked.

"In about a week." The hokage huffed a smoke. "Now, first we'll ask those who watch over the new genins: Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma, well? Are there any genin that you would like to take the chunin exam? Kakashi you first." Straight to business aren't we; Starting from the more obvious candidate.

"Under the name Hatake Kakashi I would like to nominate: Naruto Uzumaki, Satsuki Uchiha, and Haruno Sakura. To take the chunin exam." No complaints; good.

"Under the name Yuuhi Kurenai: Aburame Shino, Hinata Hyuga, and Inuzuka Kiba to join the exam." Some murmurs.

"Under the name Sarutobi Asuma I would also like to nominate: Shikamaru Nara, Yamanaka Ino, and Choji Akimichi." Now there was full-on conversation. 'All of the newest batch genin that isn't subjected to the Genin corpse-I mean core is nominated, huh, interesting.'

"That's a first," the hokage pulls down his hat.

"Now hold on a second!" Someone from the back is shouting. 'A Chunin, how brave of him.'

"What is it Iruka?" The Hokage seemed not annoyed by this Iruka interruption. 'Must be close with the Hokage.'

"Hokage-sama, please let me have a word. I may be speaking out of line but these nines were students of mine in the academy. Of course, they are all very talented, but it's too early for them to take the exam. They need more experience!" Must be really close to the Hokage that he can scream in a room full of jonins.

"I became a chunin 6 years younger than Naruto. Experience doesn't matter here." I said rather annoyed by him.

"I can understand Naruto, but the other newly minted genin I simply can't understand the other Jonin's reasoning. Are you trying to kill them!" I chuckled when I heard him.

"Well, that's a good idea. Recently they've been complaining about mission difficulty." I joked.

"What!" Iruka seemed horrified by what I just said.

"Relax, that was just a joke, Iruka. I can understand your feeling, it must upset you BUT stay out of this they are no longer your students right now they are my soldiers."

Naruto

"Sakura, why are you wearing a fishnet under your clothing?" I asked her. She looks very tired and bruises are everywhere on her body.

"That is a very very long story. In short, snakes can't pierce metal that easily." Huh, that doesn't even make sense.

"Yo, sorry for being late," at this point Satsuki and Sakura just accept that Niisan will always be late. "No reaction. Sigh. I was hoping for a reaction." Did he just say, sigh?

"Is it about the chunin exam?"

"Yep, and I've nominated you guys to join the chunin selection exam." He handed us the application for the exam.

"The what?!" We heard Sakura shout. "What happened when I was gone for a week when I was training?" So that's why we couldn't find her.

"Nothing really interesting happened except Naruto is the son of the 4th Hokage." Kakashi seemed to panic when Satsuki mentioned my parentage.

"Well that's obvious, I mean really what happened when I was gone?" I and Kakashi just stared at Sakura. "What?! It's obvious from the start. With all the Naruto being trained to become a Hokage, his intellect, and the most obvious his blond hair and blue eyes are similar to the 4th's." When she put it that way. It is surprising, not many people realize it yet.

"Naruto has angel wings, "Satsuki said. That made Sakura stop to think, and her eyes darted to me.

"Fucking mary sue."

Next day

We arrived at the Academy as per my recommendation. We arrived in full gear, storing most of our equipment with a seal I bought from the Local shinobi store that is friendly to me. Looking at the scroll that is in my front shirt pocket, I can only sigh at the subpar quality compared to the homemade one Niisan uses. With Naruto's brain, I'm a genius, but even I'm not smart enough to try sealing Jutsu on my own with or without a clone. I don't want to feel the same sensation when my clones slowly suffocate, lown up, or just chopped off their limbs because of a seal malfunction. 'I need Jiraiya to teach me.'

Contrary to the fandom's belief, there is no such thing as a book that is dedicated to sealing. If there is, then the guy that writes it is beyond genius for managing to write seal formulas without making them blown up or being functional. You only need a small amount of Chakra to activate one and people who are learning how to be a fuinjutsu specialist tend to be more careless. And no there is no such thing as specialized seal ink.

The reason why the Uzumaki is so dominant in fuinjutsu is not because of their chakra or the way they think, but because their secret can not be stolen as most of them are remembered orally. If we can write fuinjutsu without care then Ninjutsu will not be the primary weapon of Ninjas. The promise of literally bending reality itself with symbols you can write with or on everything is too great to resist. 'It's poetic that a power that is made because of written language must be learned verbally.'

You don't need genetics to learn fuinjutsu. An example is Dad, everyone can learn fuinjutsu and be proficient, on par, or surpassing an Uzumaki. But not everyone has the resources to have the education to learn. Finding a teacher is hard, even in Konoha, a sister village to Uzu.

In short: writing so many ninjutsu formulas in a book is dangerous and volatile.

"Now Naruto there's nothing we can do about the quality of the seal, there's nothing we can do but accept it and move on." Satsuki patted me on the back. 'Is it just me, or Satsuki is slowly being my support beacon for me to not kill myself?'

"Damn it's crowded here, I wonder how many people joined the exam and how many villages participate." Sakura looked at the crowd with a calculating eye. "Let's just get inside. The less we're out of prying eyes the better." She advised us.

Entering the Academy and making our way upstairs I can feel people's gaze directed at me. I can see the symbols of the Suna, Oto, Kusa, Iwa, and Kumo. "Wait Iwa and Kumo." I think out loud. The one that I'd called suddenly glared at me, specifically my hair. 'Huh, they know.'

We're on the second floor when there was a crowd of people trying to enter room 301. "Please let us through." A female voice can be heard in the crowd.

"But this is the second flo-" I put my hands on Satsuki's lips to shut her off.

"Shh, let's thin out the competition," I whispered. We made our way to the third floor quietly, not trying to gain the attention of the other applicants. That proved hard when you have blond hair and apparently a halo on top of my head. Satsuki told me about the Halo part.

"Wait, you're Naruto Uzumaki right?" Lee called for me. I turned my back and saw a guy wearing a green latex training suit. 'Surprisingly not that bad.'

"You guys go ahead, I'll catch up to you," I said to my team. "Yes, how can I help you?" I tried to be polite to Lee.

My name is Rock Lee. Will you fight me right here?" He said with enthusiasm.

"No," I also said with enthusiasm and a smile adorned on my face "but thanks for the offer."

"Can you at least tell me the reason or are you just that arrogant to not fight me?!" He clenched his hand in frustration.

"No. I just want to hide my capability just a little bit longer. I'm not underestimating you because I know who your teacher is." He was surprised by my reasonable reason why I don't want to fight him. "Did you expect me to be egotistical or arrogant?"

"I'm sorry I had bad presumptions about you. Most people with talents are so full of themselves that I didn't realize not all of them are like that." He said with embarrassment. "They've never had to do hard work for themselves."

"It's ok I understand, but you're wrong when talented people never work hard. Well, then goodbye Rock lee." He seemed to ponder the thing I'd just said. Catching up to Sakura and Satsui, I can see both of them talking with team 10. well, to be more exact, Sakura is talking with Ino. She seemed happy meeting her best friend.

The other member of the chunin applicant looks at me with shonen calculating eyes as if im a major thread in the exam. And a strange woman just stare at me with maniacal glee. 'Ok, that's Orochimaru.' And a girl from Iwa also looking at me with Maniacal glee. 'Huh, Kurotsuchi is here.' And Kankuro is still muttering about me being the promised prophet. 'Maybe I should check on that when I have free time.'

"Yo, Shikamaru what's up." I approach them with a smile. Choji is holding a bacon and looking at me like I was prey, and Ino is looking at me with a fangirl eye. 'Why is Sakura glaring at me?'

"Oh, the usual I just found out that my friend has fucking angels wing!! Oh and he's the son of the 4th so the usual." He said lazily at the last part. 'So there ks other people that know about my dad's identity.'

"Hey all of us are here." Kiba greed us with Akamaru barking on top of his head. Hinata is still as shy, and Shino still being the most emo of the group. "Looks like all of the 9 rookies are here!" I can't help by smile seeing Kiba's enthusiasm. 'He's a great guy and fun to hang out with.'

"Hey, you guys should be quieter." Kabuto is walking toward us. " You guys are just out of the academy right? Screaming like school children jeez."

"Oh hi Kabuto mother Keiri is looking for you, she was really sad when you were gone." That made Kabuto stop and his eyes went wide he was about to prepare a Jutsu but was stopped by my chains. "Anbu!!" A group of Anbu with blank masked appeared near me. "A Konoha traitor, take him to T and tell Jiji about him." They quickly followed my order and left the room with Kabuto still in chains. Orochimaru seems intrigued by what just happened and the sound ninja that was about to attack us freezes on the spot.

"What was that?" Sakura asked. "Did you just arrest a Konoha Ninja and since when can you order Anbu?! Like I know you are the heir of The Hokage, but this is ridiculous."

"That is a state secret of highest order I can tell you but you have to join it or I have to kill you." I put a reassuring smile at her. That just made everyone in the room label me as a threat and avoid me at all costs.

"Uhm, you know what, keep your secret," Sakura said nervously.

"See, his attitude can change so fast that it's scary. You've never believed me Sakura," Satsuki said with a smirk.

"Find you win! Fucking weirdo." Sakura muttered. 'Not, this again.'

"What's that you banshee?!" Imaginary lightning can be seen in their eyes. Ino tried to calm Sakura down it prove effective.

"Quiet down you bitches!" A smoke can be seen in the middle of the room revealing Morino Ibiki and the rest of the examiners.

"Language!!" I said instinctively only to shut my mouth when he glared at me. 'I need to control that.'

"My name is Morino Ibiki and ill be the examiner of the first exam. There will be no fight without the permission of the examiners. Even if permission is granted killing your opponents is not tolerated. Those pigs that disobey me will be failed immediately. Do I make myself clear!!" Huh, he just took control of the room in that short amount of time T ninjas are amazing."The first test will be a paper test…" he then explained the rules and blah blah you get it.

"This will be easy," I said with a grin.

And done.the chunin arc is started damn I wrote it so fast.

I just use logic to write this kind of fic

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Im bored you guys have any recommendations for a fic? I've already finished my backlog.

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