Welcome, everybody to the newest update for "Beautiful and Dangerous". In our prologue, we got o see our main antagonists, a French poodle named Le Fifi and a Spanish-accented roadrunner prevent police officers from arresting them by putting them under a spell that makes them attracted to the robber duo's beauty. Now, it is time we continued with the story and see The Good Guys start their mission. Now just sit back, relax, and enjoy today's update! Enjoy!


Down the road, Le Fifi is riding on the Roadrunner. "Oh, Senior Lar-ry, this is a red latter day, oui? The Polici were like putty in our hands, no?"

The roadrunner named Senior Larry laughs. "Actually, dear Senorita, I have wings. But yes, I do agree to your statement."

"So where should we go next?"

"Hold'a momento! We have company!" The Good Guys drive up in a car driven by Diane. "It's those Good Guys we've been hearing about! We must retreat! HYA!" Larry picks up the pace.

"They're speeding up!" Diane exclaimed.

"Well, don't just stand there!" Mr. Snake yelled.

The fox speeds up the car and chases the duo, then takes out a megaphone and shouts into it, "STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO ACT WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!"

Senior Larry sticks out his tongue like Road Runner from "Looney Tunes". "MEEP MEEP yourselves, you incessant enemigos!" He speeds up.

"It's a good thing we can't see them very good." Mr. Piranha said. "LET'S FLOOR IT EVEN HARDER!"

"This is as hard as we can go." Diane replied.

"OH, GIMME THAT!" Mr. Shark exclaimed as he throws Diane out of the driver's seat.

"You know, you could at least ASK a lady before you throw her out of the driver's seat."

"Never mind. We're NOT gonna let those crooks get away!" Shark pushes down on the gas and the car goes into hypersonic speeds.

"Sacre bleu, Lar-ry!" Le Fifi exclaimed. "Their car actually puts your speed to shame!"

"Carumba!" Larry interjected. "If only I still had my old car from el glory days!"

"Then I guess it's time for plan B. Surrender.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SURRE—" The Mexican roadrunner started to yell but remembers his 'skill'. Oooooohhhhhhhhhh! I gotcha!" They both stop and the car goes right past them.

"WHAT THE-?!" Mr. Shark yelled. He stops the car and goes back to them. "Alright, everyone. Avert your eyes!" Everyone does that.

"Alright!" Mr. Wolf interjected as takes out a gun and covers his eyes, then kicks the door open. "REACH FOR THE SKY, DIRTBAGS!" Senior Larry uses one of his feathers to tickle him. "STOP THAT!" Wolf yelled through laughter and opens his eyes.

"HELLO THERE, HANDSOME!" Le Fifi exclaimed loudly.

Wolf suddenly gets lovestruck. "WHOOEY! LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF A**!"

Mr. Piranha covers his eyes very hastily! "I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend!" A gunshot is heard. "WHAT?!" He opens his eyes, but then finds out Senior Larry fired a gun in the air to get their attention.

"Hello there." Le Fifi cooed.

Piranha does attractive whistles.

"ANYONE WHO'S GOT A GUN START FIRING RANDOMLY!" Mr. Snake yelled. They do that and miss every time. "Did we get them?" He opens his eyes and sees nothing. "I… I think we got them."

"YOU GOT US ALRIGHT!" Le Fifi shouted from the car's roof.

Snake gasps upon seeing the attractive French poodle. "SO SEXY!"

"How're we gonna stop them?" Mr. Shark asked. "One glance and we're in a trance!" He laughs. "That rhymes! But seriously, we're doomed. We'll never catch them."

"Allow me." Ms. Tarantula replied and tried to get them with webs, but they both dodge each attack and manage to knock her out. "Ouch!"

"You're SO pathetic!" Senior Larry laughed. "ANYONE ELSE WANT SOME?!"

"I'll take care of them." Diane spoke up. "We're good at wits and cunning." She goes outside and searches for any sign of the duo. "Where'd they go? Where'd they go?"

Suddenly, Le Fifi and Senior Larry appear. "Right here, mi amigo." Larry said, surprising the fox.

"NO! Don't look at them! Don't move a muscle!"

"Are you serious? Come on, Le Fifi! Let's kick these animals enemigo's derrieres tango style!" Tango music is heard as the male members of The Good Guys are entranced by the robbers' attractiveness while Diane is the only one unaffected. "They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat.When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom! Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.When I start to dance,everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom. The senoritas they sing, and they swing with terampero-It's very nice, so full of spice.And when they dance in they bring a happy ring that era keros-Singin' a song, all day long.So, if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Peteand I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom."

The robbers dance.

"Guys, snap out of it!" Diane pleaded, but her pleas fall on deaf ears.

"He's really a modest guy, although he's the hottest guyin Havana, in Havana." Le Fifi sang as she knocks out Diane.

"Si, sinorita I know that you would like to chicky-boom-chick. It's very nice, so full of spice. I'll place my hand on your hip, and if you will just give me your hand. Then we shall try - just you and I. I-yi-yi! So, if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete and I'll teach you chick-chicky-boom,
Chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom Shake Your Booty, Daddy, Wow! See ya!"

The Good Guys found themselves humiliated while Le Fifi hugged Senior Larry! A far distance laughing was heard! A police officer is seen wearing special glasses. "I must admit, you guys showed those smug vigilantes! But the party's over! You see, these here are special anti-charm glasses I bought from a roped stranger will protect from your charms. It's a hundred percent guaranteed, or my money back! How's about those—"

"We're not giving up, Misty!" Mr. Snake spoke up.

"And by the way, what was that thing about those anti-charm glasses?" Ms. Tarantula asked.

"Well, I told you, I got them from a roped stranger." The cop answered.

"Who was this guy you bought those glasses from?" Mr. Piranha asked.

"I have no idea! But why should I help you guys? You had your chance to catch them, and you failed, so I guess it's up to ME to catch them since I have the only anti-charm glasses in stock."

Ms. Tarantula uses an electronic scanner to scan the glasses. "Well, not anymore. We'll just have to make some ourselves."

The officer zaps the scanner, destroying it. "I'm afraid that's not gonna happen!"

"What?" Mr. Shark asked in shock.

"Duplicating someone else's creations without permission is against the law and is punishable by five years of jailtime. No exceptions."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Ms. Tarantula exclaimed. "Who said we weren't gonna ask for permission?"

"What?"

"We were gonna ask for this guy's permission before we duplicate their glasses." Mr. Wolf answered.

"Oh, crap."

"You owe us an apology, officer." Mr. Snake declared.

"And who's gonna make me do that?"

"Axle?" A stern voice is heard. Officer Axle sees Officer Misty staring grudgingly at him. "You destroyed their device without paying attention, and it is your responsibility to make it right. Now, you are gonna apologize to them right now, and that's an order."

Axle shrugs. "Fine, I'm sorry. But can we at least—"

Senior Larry and Le Fifi are getting away. "THANKS FOR THE HEADSTART, ESTUPIDOS!" Larry shouted.

"NOT SO FAST!" Axle tries zapping them, but Larry was too fast and Fifi wasn't zapped at all due to riding Senior Larry. "DANG IT!"

"I guess we're even now." Mr. Piranha said.

Ms. Tarantula scans Axle's glasses again. "Now if you'll excuse us, we'll continue our mission, find who this roped stranger is, find out how to duplicate your glasses, and take these guys out. Now, what did this guy look like?"

"Fine." Axle sighed. "He was skinny. His robe looked black, and it had some weird cobra symbolism. I didn't see his face thanks to that giant hood of his, but his hands were always folded together like when a Chinese guy does when he has a rope with sleeves. When he did reveal his hands when he handed over the glasses, it looked like his hands look unnatural and he had some freaky-looking fingernails like he had a mad petti. Weird, cause, I think he was a guy."

"Hmm, who do we know who looks like that?" Mr. Shark asked.

"We don't know." Diane answered. "What I do know is we need to find him if we're ever gonna stop these guys."

"I'm just saying, why would some stranger want to help me if he or she had something to do with those two?" Axle asked.

"Maybe the glasses are more than just blessed with anti-charm magic." Mr. Wolf guessed. "Maybe there's also spy magic in those things!"

"Then let's go." Mr. Snake said. "We need to find out where these glasses came from, who owns them, and how we can use them to our advantage, and stop these two lovebirds. The fate of many banks in our hands. Actually, not all of us have hands."

"Nevertheless, we need to get to the bottom of why these two are very attractive." Mr. Piranha declared.

"I wish I could've seen your face when you were looking at that hot lady, Piranha." Shark said. "It would've been a bit funny."

"Yeah, that wasn't funny. What WAS funny was when you were stuck in the Funnel of Love.

"THAT WASN'T FUNNY EITHER!"

"Guys, stop arguing." Diane stopped the fight between the two fish. "Don't we have a mission to do?"

"I thought we WERE doing it."


Whew, now wasn't that an awesome chapter? We even got to see our heroes get charmed by the attractive robbers! The female members are the only ones to not get affected. The song that Le Fifi and Senior Larry sung is "Cuban Pete". Le Fifi will be voiced by Cate Blanchett, and Senior Larry will be voiced by Gael Garcia Bernal, who voiced Hector from "Coco". Prepare for the next update. Please review, thanks!