TW: Swearing, Blood? School fight? Mentions of drugs ig, no one's actually taking any for now.
-Dream pov-
I was just walking across the halls with Sapnap until I heard something from the music room. "Who's singing?" I asked
"I wouldn't know," Sapnap said, trying to take a peek into the room.
Is that Wilbur? And Quackity?
" It's drug dealer and tall ass lover boy." I told Sapnap, this would be interesting.
We both stood quietly near the window thingy where you can see through the door and tried to eavesdrop.
"Quackity totally likes him." I whispered to Sapnap.
"He's staring." Sapnap whispers back.
"Is it weird that we're just looking at them like a psycho ex or something?"
"Eh. It's not like we're stalking him, we just so happened to walk by and were curious so we peeked through a door that he just so happened to be in."
They look like a tomato from the market, what are they doing, wait, are they fucking kissing? Nawhh, no, I'm going in.
Sapnap was obviously thinking the same thing as me since he didn't hesitate to just barge in like that, at least do it with manners geeze Sapnap.
-George pov-
Me and Karl were just strolling through the school hallway minding our own business and then we heard a very loud Dream and Sapnap screaming from the Music room, well, I can only pray that they didn't blow it up or bash a guitar onto the drums just because it feels tempting, again.
So obviously I went in to complain to them about being louder than the fire alarm at 11. Some might say it's late but anytime before 3pm is early in my opinion.
"Why are you two so loud?" I asked not hesitating to barge in, no one yelles this early while I'm in the same building as them. Not even if there's a hurricane here.
"Oh hey Sapnap and Dream, and Quackity and Wilbur? Why is there yelling?" Karl said curiously following me into the room.
"You won't believe it! Dream and I caught big Q kissing Wilbur was it?" Sapnap said with Dream's wheezing in the background.
"Wait WHAT? Quackity, I thought you were straight." I said, out of all people Wilbur? I mean love is love ig? And does this mean Wilbur's also not straight?
"Well not anymore." Karl said, " welcome to the gay club Quackity, wait are you gay?"
"Uhhhhhh, no? Why are you guys here?"
"Ok c'mon let's go, Quackity obviously needs his privacy. We can interrogate him later. What about finding Bad and Skeppy for some muffins? I heard they made some yesterday." I said, dragging the three out. He obviously didn't want the two idiots to just storm in while he's having his moment, they obviously were standing there waiting for the perfect moment to cut in. You can't convince me otherwise.
"So, we aren't forgetting that now, are we?" Dream said.
"Nope," I replied, "no, we are not forgetting it and we would probably tell everyone about it at his funeral, what could he do, stop us? With what? A conscious body?"
Dream wheezed like a tea kettle at my statement.
"Or we could just play the video and photo I took." Sapnap said, showing us his phone.
"HOW DID YOU TAKE THAT?" Dream asked.
"Took some without anyone knowing." Sapnap replied proudly.
"Now I NEED that photo, what do you want for it? His weird photos from 6th grade?" I asked.
"YESSS, by the end of the year, we should have everything that we need to blackmail him for some alcohol, or some drugs." Sapnap said, quieting down his tone at the end.
"Alcohol, sure I don't care enough, drugs, no, you don't want to owe your life to Quackity's drugs." I told Sapnap.
"C'mon I thought we are getting Bad and Skeppy's muffins?"
Well, time to watch them flirt again.
- time skip to when they find Bad and Skeppy in the field -
"Haiya bad!" I said seeing bad and skeppy holding a basket of muffins each.
"Hey George, we just baked these this morning before school." Bad said smiling.
"Why couldn't we just bake them last night, I don't want to get up at 5 in the morning to make muffins." Skeppy whined.
5am? TO MAKE MUFFINS? HOW?
"C'mon Skeppy, it was fun!" Bad said.
"Can we get a muffin?" Dream asked.
"Sure, " Bad replied, looking through his basket of muffins, "gimme a second, I'll try to find a muffin with more crust for you." Still digging through his basket to find a nearly perfect muffin.
"ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH DREAM, BAD?" Skeppy asked jokingly and very loudly.
"Wha- no Geppy, I'm just trying to find a good muffin for our friends."
"Why do you care so much Skeppy?" Sapnap asked curiously.
"Well you probably don't know yet but me and Bad are-"
"NOPE, BAD MUFFIN '' Bad said, stuffing Skeppy's mouth with a muffin to shut him up.
"Wait, are you two dating?" Karl asked innocently.
"Well, we erm," Bad said, stuttering.
"I'll take that as a yes," I said.
"Did I miss something here?" Dream asked, "I was just trying to get a muffin."
"Finally!" Sapnap squealed like a child finally getting their i-pad back.
"Where's Quackity?" Skeppy asked, looking around trying to change the subject.
"Fucking Wilbur probably." Dream said.
"LANGUAGE MUFFINHEAD." Bad yelled, how can a muffin loving highschooler be so scary, especially when he doesn't do or accept to acknowledge anything illegal that we do.
"Wilbur? Like the tall dude?" Skeppy asked, confused on why we would make a statement like that.
"Mhm," Karl confirmed.
"Are they dating?" Skeppy asked, getting more and more confused by the second.
"Well ask them yourself, it's not for us to say." Sapnap answered.
"Here you go, a muffin for you, a muffin for you, a muffin for you, and you." Bad said, handing us each a muffin.
"Ooo, chocolate chips." Karl asid taking a bite at the muffin.
- timeskip till lunch -
"QUACKITY, WILBUR OVER HERE!" I yelled out to the two when I saw them walking into the cafeteria.
"Hayia." Quackity said as he sat down on the table next to us that we saved for them.
"Sooo, Quackity, what did you do with Wilbur after we left?" Sapnap asked teasingly.
"Hello gogy, now, what did Quackity do with Wilbur?" Tommy asked, standing at our tables.
"Hello Tommy." I said.
"Piss off you three, don't you have better things to do?" Wilbur said, not even looking at Tommy.
"Nah, so Wilbur, what did you do with Quackity?"
"Nothing."
"You sure you two didn't fu-"
"Shut up Dream." Wilbur said, cutting off Dream's sentence.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH QUACKITY? WHAT THE HELL, YOUR GAE? YOUR DATING QUACKITY?" Tommy yelled.
"Oh my god Tommy, the whole cafeteria can hear you idiot." Quackity said, sinking into his chair.
"Wait, Tommy, you didn't say that your brother is gay." Tubbo added.
"Oh my god will you two just shut up?" Wilbur snapped.
"Only if you tell us if you're dating big Q here." Tommy said, gesturing to Quackity.
Why am I here? Why isn't anyone else talking?
"Yes Tommy, now will you shut up and leave me alone?"
"Did you two have sex?" Tommy asked, again.
"NO!" Quackity said, looking like he's about to throw up.
"You're still a virgin Wilbur, unlike me, I get all the ladies." Tommy said with a wink. He can be weird sometimes, no like most of the time.
"C'mon, stop bothering Wilbur and Quackity and go to the field or something, you know, to touch grass." Ranboo said.
"Ok BYE GOGY!" Tommy and Tubbo said as the three exited the cafeteria.
"Is Tommy always like that?" Karl asked.
"Mhm, that's what I have to deal with everyday." Wilbur said annoyed.
"But, like, are you two together or not?" Bad asked, confused.
"Can someone tell Bad and Skeppy what's happening?" I said.
"So basically me and Wilbur are dating, that's literally it, oh and those four just barged in."
"I am forever traumatised." Sapnap said dramatically while placing his hand on his chest.
"Not in front of the children you two." Dream said, covering Sapnap's eyes.
-Wilbur pov-
We were just eating our lunch until -
"THERE'S A FIGHT IN THE FIELD, SCHLATT, THE WEIRD BLOND GUY, THE TALL ONE AND THE RANDOM KID THAT'S OBSESSED WITH BEES."
No, it better not be Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo, though there's a 99% chance that it is.
I rush to the field to find them and the others follow behind.
- the field -
-Tommy pov-
Me, Tubbo and Ranboo were just minding our own business, then that Schlatt guy with horns just threatened us to give him our money. Obviously I said no, I can't have him walk all over me like that. I'm a big man! Then the bitch just grabbed me by my shirt and threatened me again, the audacity. We said no again, then he started beating us up, like what the fuck, do you have nothing better to do?
That is until Wilby and his little friends and boyfriend I guess, just came out of nowhere. I don't need him saving me, I can save myself. Schlatt punched me again, maybe I do need some help.
"HEY I'M FRIENDS WITH GEORGE NOT FOUND!" I told the Schlatt guy. I see Gogy and his friends coming over looking embarrassed.
"Who is George not found?" He asks.
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO GOGY IS?
I look at him offended.
"Can you just leave us alone before I kill you?" Tubbo asks.
"HAH YOU KILL ME? I'd like to see you try short stuff." Schlatt said.
God, he could be so annoying. Ranboo just looks like he doesn't want to be Schlatt punches him in the face. I looked at him, then punched him in self defence. Tubbo grabs a badminton racket near him and starts attacking Schlatt, we were the people beating him up now, how the turns have tabled. It was great, but Schlatt's gang had to show up, imagine being such a pussy that you need your friends to save you, no one defeats the bench trio.
-Wilbur pov-
I ran towards the field and saw the three of them getting beaten up by Schlatt, oh god, why did I even date that guy?
There was a big crowd around them, so it was hard to get to them, though it seemed like they were actually winning the fight.
"One of you go get Techno." I told them.
"I'll get him." Dream said running to get Techno.
Those three might be ok. Nvm.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS SCHLATT?" I yelled, finally getting to the front.
"AWWW, WILBY'S HERE TO GET YOU." Schlatt said, growling with laughter.
"SHUT UP SCHLATT!" Tubbo yelled.
"Make me, you pathetic bitch." He sneered.
"LANGUAGE"
I ran over and tackled Schlatt and started attacking him. Techno better get here soon.
-Dream pov-
I ran to get Techno, where could he be? Nope not there, not the cafeteria. I ran around the whole place and still can't find him. I should probably check Mr. Minecraft's classroom, he is his dad, maybe he would know where Techno is.
"Hey Mr. Minecraft, do you know where Techno is-." I walked into his classroom, well there's Techno.
"What do you want Dream?" Techno asked.
"Schlatt's beating up Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo! Wilbur told me to come get you."
"Give me a second Phil. Now where are they?" He asked.
"The field." I told him. Without missing a beat, Techno ran straight to the field, while Mr. Mincraft and I followed behind.
"Leave them alone Schlatt." Techno said in a monotone voice. Why are Wilbur, George, Sapnap, Quackity and Skeppy also in there? And Bad is on the side trying to break the fight as usual.
"You're lucky that your friends came to save your ass. Next time it will be way worse." Schlatt said, looking at us one last time before storming off with his gang.
"What tf happened?" Wilbur and Techno asked.
"LANGUAGE"
"So we were just chilling, and then Schlatt just asked us for our lunch money, and we said no, then he just started beating us up." Ranboo said.
"That bastard." I heard Techno mutter under his breath.
"Are you guys alright?" Mr. Minecraft asked them.
"We're fine dad." Tommy told him.
"I'll definitely tell the principal about it, though it's not like he cares." Mr, Minecraft said.
"Well I'll just go back." Techno said walking back to the building.
"Tell me if you need anything." Mr. Minecraft said, "And try to stay away from Schlatt."
"Ok dad, can you go now?" Tommy said.
"Ok."
-Wilbur pov-
"You scared the shit out of me." I told the three.
"WELL IT'S NOT OUR FUCKING FAULT THAT SCHLATT DECIDED TO PICK ON US TODAY!" Tommy defended.
"LANGUAGE!"
No one said anything, why is this so awkward.
"Uhm, lunch is almost over." George said, trying to break the silence.
"Well, I have to go to my next class now, bye guys!" Tubbo said, dragging Tommy and Ranboo to class.
"Well I guess we should go too?" Bad suggested.
We all nod our heads and walk to our next class.
A/N
That's it, I was getting unmotivated in the middle of the chapter but I got through it. That's probably why it's not as well written, and the fact that I've never seen a school fight before.
-Author