Sorry for the delay, I've been busy with other projects. But anyway, here's the latest chapter of my Equestria Girls and Tiny Toons Crossover.
Chapter 11: Prank Spree
Elmyra was bailed out by her parents, but like Fifi said, she was in ever bigger trouble than she already was. She once again had the house arrest boot strapped to her. "Young lady, we are very ashamed of you!" said Mrs. Duff.
"You broke into somebody's house with the intention of stealing another person's pets," said Mr. Duff.
"I was trying to save them Furrball and Fifi, not steal them! Fluttershy put evil spell on kitties!" objected Elmyra.
"Who told you that?" asked Mr. Duff. "Pink birdie did," said Elmyra.
"Elmyra, I think that bird is most likely lying to you. She's a very bad influence on you if you fell for a lie like that so easily," said Mrs. Duff. Tweety Bird was also scolding Sweetie Bird too.
"Sweetie Bird, I am very disappointed in you. How could you do something as foolish as breaking into Fluttershy's house to help Elmyra kidnap Fifi and Furrball?" scolded Tweety.
"I couldn't stand to see Elmyra looking miserable without her pets. I just wanted to help her," fibbed Sweetie.
"Well were you doing it for her or were you doing it so you can make Furrball miserable?" asked Tweety.
"Since when did you care for Furrball?" asked Sweetie.
"I could care less about a putty tat. But breaking in is still breaking in. Bugs says you are suspended for two weeks. I suggest you use this time to reflect on your actions and what you can do to straighten up," said Tweety.
"Yes, Tweety," said Sweetie, begrudgingly. She began to fly out of Tweety's office, sulking.
Elsewhere, Pinkie Pie hummed as she searched for Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash was trying to nap in her house. Pinkie's humming was loud, so Rainbow Dash put her pillow over her head. Pinkie approached some random people. "Hi, I'm looking for Rainbow Dash. Have you seen her?" asked Pinkie. Rainbow Dash then went to try to find a place to hide. "Hi there, have you seen Rainbow Dash? Okay, thanks anyway," said Pinkie. Pinkie approached Calamity Coyote. "Mr. Coyote, have you seen Rainbow Dash anywhere?" asked Pinkie. Calamity held a sign that read, "Wouldn't she be at her house?" Rainbow Dash was hiding in the closet of her room. "Rainbow Dash!" called Pinkie. Rainbow Dash gasped and then she dashed out of her house to get away from Pinkie. Pinkie then hopped after her friend. Rainbow Dash ran until she hid behind a barn.
"Phew. That was close," said Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash turned around, only to come face to face with Pinkie Pie.
"Hi!" said Pinkie.
"Aah!" cried Rainbow Dash as her hair spiked up. She ran once again, with Pinkie Pie following after her. Rainbow Dash then hid in a large tree. She panted as she looked for any sign of Pinkie. She then went back into the tree. But unbeknownst to her, she was standing on top of Pinkie Pie.
"Hi again," said Pinkie.
"Aah!" cried Rainbow Dash as she ran for the hills. And Pinkie once again followed after her. Rainbow Dash was hiding out near a lake. Suddenly, Pinkie emerged from the lake wearing scuba gear. She spat out water.
"I need a favor, Rainbow Dash," said Pinkie.
"Waaa . . . oh, forget it," said Rainbow Dash.
"I totally promise it'll be totally fun," said Pinkie. Rainbow Dash sighed.
"Okay," said Rainbow Dash. The two were going to pull a little prank on Plucky Duck. They ordered an Acme Storm Cloud maker. Rainbow Dash was trying to position the cloud they created as she stood on the roof of Plucky's house.
"Over to the right. No no, a little to the left. Oh wait, back to the right. Now a little leftish while staying rightly. Stop. Hmm. Maybe a few inches to the south. Now a couple centimeters north. Okay. One more smidgimeter to the . . . ," said Pinkie.
"Pinkie Pie!" said Rainbow Dash, getting impatient.
"Uh, I mean, perfect. Now wait for my signal," said Pinkie. Plucky Duck was walking out of his house, humming the Tiny Toon Adventures theme. Pinkie then did a thumbs up. Rainbow Dash then kicked the cloud, causing lightning to strike. The sound of the lightning scared Plucky, causing him to scream. He then began to hiccup. Pinkie Pie began to laugh at the hiccuping Duck. "Oh Rainbow Dash, we startled Plucky into getting the hiccups," said Pinkie. Rainbow Dash chuckled.
"Oh ha, ha, ha. (Hiccup!) Very (hiccup) funny," said Plucky sarcastically. He began to walk away, still hiccuping, with Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash laughing at him.
"Have you ever seen anything more hilarious?" asked Pinkie. She continued laughing.
"I can think of one thing," said Rainbow. She kicked the cloud again causing Pinkie Pie to shriek. Pinkie then began to hiccup, laughing in between hiccups. Rainbow Dash grinned. "I didn't take you for a prankster, Pinkie Pie," said Rainbow Dash as she climbed down from the roof.
"Are you (hiccup) kidding? (hiccup) I love to pull pranks. It's all (hiccup) in good fun, and Pinkie Pie lo . . . (hiccup) . . . oves to have (hiccup) fun! (hiccup)," hiccuped Pinkie Pie.
"You know Pinkie Pie, you're not as annoying as I thought," said Rainbow Dash. Pinkie Pie hiccuped gain. "You wanna hang out?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"(hiccup) That'd be (hiccup) I'd really (hiccup) When do (hiccup) I mean (hiccup) When would you (hiccup) . . . ," hiccuped Pinkie until Rainbow Dash put a hand to her mouth.
"A simple nod would do," said Rainbow Dash.
"Mmm-hmm," said Pinkie. And so, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie went to the Acme Acres Prank Store to buy some stuff to use in their pranks. They went to Fluttershy's home with a bouquet of flowers. Pinkie rang the door bell before she and Rainbow Dash hid behind the bushes.
"Is she even home?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"I don't know. This is gonna be gold!" said Pinkie. The two friends snickered as the door opened. The one who opened it was Fifi La Fume.
"There she is!" said Rainbow Dash. Fifi then saw the bouquet of flowers.
"Ooh la la!" cried Fifi happily. She then picked up the flowers and sniffed them. But then, Fifi's nose began to twitch. The purple skunkette then sneezed three times. Fifi then heard Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie laughing. Fifi then saw Rainbow Dash holding a jar of sneezing powder. It didn't take her long to figure out that they laced the flowers with sneezing powder. Fifi growled angrily and cocked her tail like a gun. She fired a stink missile at the two. When the stink missile hit the ground, it exploded into stink fumes.
"EEEEEEEEWWWWW!" cried Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie. Rainbow Dash ran for it and dropped the sneezing powder jar onto Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie got a whiff of the powder and let out a big sneeze that sent her flying backwards. She also sneezed confetti in the process too.
"Hmph," said Fifi, closing the door behind her.
Calamity Coyote was writing down a new plan to catch Little Beeper. He wrote it down on paper with a feather pen with ink. When his back was turned, the ink writing disappeared. Calamity mixed up some chemicals. As the chemical beaker bubbled, he turned back to the instructions and saw the writing was gone. "Hmm?" asked Calamity. He turned back to the bubbling beaker before turning back to the instructions. Suddenly, the beaker exploded and Calmaity was caught in a fiery explosion. When the explosion cleared, Calamity was black as soot. Calamity then began to hear some giggling. He looked out the window and saw Rainbow Dash holding a jar of disappearing ink. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash laughed hysterically due to the prank they pulled. Calamity growled angrily before he grinned as he took out a stick of dynamite. He lit the fuse and rolled it toward the two while they were still giggling. BOOM! The dynamite exploded and Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were fried by the dynamite. The two stood there, blinking, black as soot. Calamity chuckled.
Elmyra was walking back to her room sadly. When she opened the door, she let out a scream of horror. For in her room were lots and lots of pigs and slugs. "AAAAAAAAUGH! Dirty piggy wiggies and slugs!" cried Elmyra. She then began to hear Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie laughing at her. Elmyra then began to throw the pigs and slugs out the window toward the two. But the two friends just continued laughing as they ran.
At the river, Fluttershy was feeding some fish some food. Furrball was with her too. The two then saw two fish and a turtle approach her. Next to them, was another turtle. But it wasn't a real turtle. It was a fake turtle attached to a hose, which was attached to a squirter being held by Pinkie Pie. Rainbow Dash was looking through a telescope. "Is someone over there? Who're we gonna squirt? Who're we gonna squirt?" asked Pinkie. Rainbow Dash chuckled.
"Fluttershy and Furrball," said Rainbow Dash.
"WHAT?" asked Pinkie. She put the squirter down. "Nononononono, we can't prank Fluttershy, I mean, she's so sensitive. It'll hurt her feelings, even our most harmless prank. And Furrball already has enough problems with people tormenting him," said Pinkie Pie.
"Yeah, you're right," said Rainbow Dash. She let out a disappointed wet razz berry. "Huh. We need another victim who's made of tougher stuff," said Rainbow Dash. Pinkie Pie began to chuckle. For the telescope had ink that gave Rainbow Dash a black eye. "So, who's it gonna be?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Oh. Heh, heh, heh. I've got someone in mind," said Pinkie. She chuckled again. "The toughest around," said Pinkie.
"Oh, awesome. Who? Who? Do I know them?" asked Rainbow Dash. Pinkie giggled.
"Oh, yes," said Pinkie. She giggled as Rainbow Dash looked at her reflection and saw her black eye stain. "You're very close," said Pinkie. Rainbow Dash chuckled.
"Good one, Pinkie Pie," said Rainbow Dash. The two friends laughed. Rainbow Dash held out her hand to do a high five. Pinkie tried to do one, but Rainbow Dash pulled out at the last minute, twice. The two continued laughing. "Ridiculous," said Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy stared at the fake turtle. She poked at the fake turtle's head, causing it to wobble, much to her surprise.
I couldn't resist doing a chapter that's based on the prank spree at the beginning of "Griffon the Brush Off", with some of the toons filling in for some of the ponies. Next chapter, Furrball will get chased by Fifi once again . . .