Phoenix Wright pressed a button on the wall of his office and the floor closed back up. The only trace left of the poor detective was his service weapon. Phoenix chuckled and tucked it into his waistband.
"I might need this later... to kill people," he smirked evily, and one of his spikes came loose and fell over his face and obscured one of his eyes. This signifies that he is evil.
Meanwhile, Gumshoe was in the bottom of the hole. He looked around for a way to escape but he was in a hole a million miles underground.
"Ugh, pal, I'm going to starve unless I eat soon," he thought, so he started eating dirt. Dirt is actually healthy, which is why pregnant women crave it. Suddenly he got a good idea. He ate all the dirt until he made his way to China and then he took a plane back to LA.
"All right, pal, that was a good idea, pal," said Gumshoe. But he noticed someone who looked like Phoenix sitting ahead of him.
Gumshoe grabbed him and was about to strangle him but the man said: "No, wait, I'm not Phoenix, I'm his twin brother Evil Phoenix!"
Gumshoe loosened his powerful grip around Evil Phoenix's neck. "Evil Phoenix? Are you his evil twin?"
"No," said the man, glowering. "I was actually the good twin but my evil brother switched our cribs in the hospital and I was raised as the Evil Twin even though I'm actually the Good Phoenix."
"Wow, pal," said Gumshoe, sitting down and setting Evil Phoenix on his lap. "So you're telling me the Phoenix Wright we know and love is actually evil? No! I can't believe it! He saved Mr. Edgeworth from the darkness pal!"
Evil Phoenix shook his head sadly. "I wish that was the case. You see, my Evil Brother fell into a coma while he was in college, and I didn't want him to get kicked out of college just for being in a coma so I impersonated him for the events of the original Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy, but at the end of Apollo Justice (just after the post-credits scenes) he revived from his coma, ripped his IV drips out, and thrust himself out of the hospital bed, frenzied, mad, hunting, hunting for me. He found me and trapped me on a satellite orbiting the Earth so I couldn't interfere with his evil plans. But the important thing is I escaped."
"But how?" asked Gumshoe.
"That's not important right now. The important thing is I escaped. Now, Mr. Gumshoe... tell me. Are you willing to help me stop Good Phoenix AKA the real Evil Phoenix and rescue Maya, Edgeworth, and probably Trucy too?"
Gumshoe bit his lip. Could he really trust this strange man with the bad haircut? He decided he had no choice, he had to take a chance.
"Okay sure"
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!