My KarmaGisa ass was screaming bout it so haha
I HOPE I DONT GET BASHED BC ISTG—
Also, this is crack, and clearly a shitpost lmao
"Before we continue," Tenma spoke up in front of the class, behind him is the blackboard with his classmates' different writings, just another plan they have created, to do another class assassination on Koro-sensei who is currently tanning in Hawaii. "Let's recall that one rule that we should all remember."
Immediately, the whole class, minus a few, said at the same time, "Remember to always act surprised when Karma and Nagisa reveals that they are dating."
Nagisa sputters as he whips his head to his classmates in disbelief. "WHAT?!"
Even Karma was surprised, choking on his strawberry milk he was sipping on through a straw.
They both didn't expect that, that's a score in Tenma's book. Hiding a grin from behind his calm façade, he continues with a shake of his head, "No, no, the other one."
"Remember to not bring or wear anything scent catching." They all said, equally hiding their grins.
"Right, because Koro-sensei has a very keen and strong sense of smell," Tenma explains further before pulling out a spray bottle. "That's why I asked Okuda-san to make a formula that blocks your scent." He shoots a genuine smile to the purple twin braided girl's way. "They work wonderfully, by the way."
Okuda blushes at the praise before beaming.
"Tenma~"
Tenma remains smiling, but a droplet of sweat appears on the side of his cheek, the all too familiar aura coming close from beside him.
"Haaaaiii~?" He turns to Karma with an equally sugary tone along with an innocent smile. The red-haired boy's smile is clearly restrained, the juicebox in hand already squished from his hard grip.
Every being in Tenma tells him to fuCKING RUN ALREADY DUMBASS but another side of him, probably his pent up spite said, no, keep on going. Mess with him.
Karma pulls out his wassabi paste.
Tenma pulls out his black and white colored eraser.
The two stares each other down, equally wearing smiles.
"Class E one on one civil war, take two, Karma vs. Tenma edition." Mimura chuckles as he pulls out his phone to record.
"Go Tenma!" Kayano cheers, jumping up and down, pumping her fisted hands upwards repeatedly as she does so whilst Itona beside her holds up a mini whiteboard with Tenma's name on it.
Nagisa has his face buried into his hands, feeling mortified and embarrassed as he shouts, "RIO, IT'S NOT TRUE, YOU KNOW THIS!" when the blonde asked (read: teasing) him about it only for Rio to cackle.
Let's just say, the duel only lasted for a good few minutes, both were unharmed, which is a miracle in Tenma's case, as he got away without being wassabi'd in the nose.
As for Karma, he only received a light red eraser mark on the forehead.
As payback, Karma has Tenma on a headlock as he furiously rubs his knuckles on the latter's head on the next day.
The ending absolutely sucks in my opinion, especially with the way I worded it, but I was feeling a little lazy today.
And I may or may not added a little hint here that contains spoilers, which I find it funny really, I don't think I'll be planning writing a fic about this soon haha
The only warnings I can give is, as usual, OOC-ness and it's been a while since I last watched IEG so I am particularly not sure if Gouenji is a former emperor of fifth sector after the events of GO.
I forgor (intended).
"He looks familiar." Okano states to which Meg nodded in agreement as Class E turns to stare at the curious Gouenji.
With permission from the current principal of Kunigaoka, Raimon and Class E are at the satellite campus with the latters all wearing their military uniforms.
Tenma, who also wore the military pe uniform since this morning, hides a grin from behind his palm.
"Just add a bit of highlights and he looks like..." When Sugino trails off, Fuwa snaps her fingers. "Aha! The former emperor of Fifth Sector!"
After a few dramatic gasps of realization, the air around them turns back to casual and neutral.
"He hasn't changed much except for the dramatic hair change which only consisted of highlights." Came a comment from Rio as she looks at the stunned Gouenji with her eyebrows raised.
"He looks plain."
"ITONA, YOU CALL THAT PLAIN?" Okajima shrieks in disbelief, whipping his head to face the said teen.
"Unless he wore a suit." Itona casually adds with a shrug as if he said a comment about the weather.
"Ara~ Itona, I didn't know you're into those." Maehara chuckled, earning another shrug from the former tentacle user as he mutters, "I'm just saying..."
Then, Karma, with his hand inside his pocket, walks up to Gouenji with a laidback smile. "Oh? So, you're the former emperor?"
Gouenji furrows his brows a little, skeptical with the boy's sudden action. He knows mischief when he sees one. "Yes, I am," He answers eventually, no use in denying now.
Karma's smile widens as he closes his eyes. "I see, just confirming! You seem to be glowing since the last time I saw you, I take it that you enjoyed the McDonalds we ordered for you?"
Gouenji blinks, looking at Karma in confusion before his eyes widens in realization. "What are they talking about?" He looks at Endou who approaches him, the latter's confusion is shared with the rest of Raimon.
With a sigh, Gouenji began explaining. "During my time with Fifth as the emperor, I received a call from an anonymous number saying that the place where Fifth's Headquarters is, used to be an area where cultists use to perform their rituals. It was nonsense, and ended up hanging up after politely telling them to stop.
"Days later, agents of Fifth Sector came running around the place saying that they saw a ghost from a big screen. Paranormal events continued such as the cliché flickering of lights and errors among the devices. It got a little wild with reports of whisperings were heard during late at night. On the very same night, there was an announcement that there's an intruder who came inside."
Raimon, at this point, was spooked. "A- And then what?" Hayami spoke nervously as Rinka beside him tries her best to fight back a smile threatening to come out.
"Turns out it's a delivery guy from McDonalds." Gouenji answers, deadpan. "Somehow he had managed to get inside and all he said was, 'Sir, your chicken nuggets and big mac are a little cold.'"
That did it for Tenma who broke down in laughter. "Man—" he takes a moment to wheeze, hugging his stomach as he uses Isogai's shoulder beside him for support. "You have to admit though, it was funny."
Poor Gouenji sighed after taking a few moments to scrutinize Tenma, "So it was you kids."
At that, Karma grins.
"Hai!~" Okuda giggles and that confirmation made Gouenji sigh again. "How?" He practically demands, "How'd you do it?"
After wiping away the tears, Tenma said, "Oh, you know... just a little bit of hacking-"
"An understatement." Nagisa deadpans, earning a wave of dismissal from Tenma. "Hush, I just asked Ritsu to get in the system and mess with the lights and programmings, including the speakers." He pulls out his phone, revealing the giggling AI who waves to all of them.
At Gouenji's arched brow, Tenma responded to his silent question. "One of Fifth's agents carelessly left their phone and since it is connected to Fifth Sector's network, I humbly asked for Ritsu's assistance." He smiles oh so innocently, calling upon the power of lovely effects.
"Anyway... the anonymous call? It was me." Tenma reveals with a grin. "The ghost?" He jabs his finger behind him. "Kayano."
The now black-haired girl bows gracefully with a smile.
"The whisperings? Hazama." Tenma continues and on cue, Raimon looks around, trying to find who Hazama is since the brunette did not point at anyone.
"Where..." Kurama mumbles and just then, colorful screams and shrieks were heard when he along his friends hears someone say from behind them, "Here."
Heads whipped behind them, they see a dark haired girl, Hazama, grinning at them darkly.
After calming themselves down, Tenma laughs once more.
"The delivery guy is Mimura." He lastly added and Mimura smiles to all of them and waves cheerily.
Gouenji, meeting Mimura's gaze, blinks once more. He wonders why he wasn't able to recognize him now.
Mimura just... smiles.
The man sighed.
"Was the McDonalds delicious though?"
At Kanzaki's innocent question, Class E immediately looks at Gouenji, waiting for his response. Gouenji stares at them until he feels his hands being cupped together, looking down he sees a short oranged hair girl with green eyes holding his hands together, looking up at him with hopeful eyes-oh god why do they look so sad-and a small pout. "We really worked so hard ordering the food for you! Neh, neh, was it up to your liking? We were worried that it doesn't match your tastes..."
The honeypot club members (Maehara, Yada and Tenma) simply smiled at how Gouenji's resistance is physically crumbling.
Gouenji ended up nodding, giving in causing Kurahashi to visibly brighten. "Yay, guys, he liked it!" She cheers, letting go of the man's hands and jumps.
"You pranked the holy emperor."
Tenma looks up from his gun and magazine, seeing Tsurugi and along his friends from behind him, deadpanning at him. Either that, or they stared at him in disbelief.
"That I did." Tenma smiles, and he doesn't have to verbally say out loud that he was the one who planned it.
It was kinda obvious.
He gazes back to his pistol, inserts the newly BB-ed magazine before aiming it to the targets. Under a minute he was able to shoot bullseye five times.
"And why did you pranked the emperor?" Sangoku questioned, holding back a sigh.
Tenma hums longly in thought. "I was bored."
"You pranked the—former—holy emperor because you were bored." Shindou blankly repeats.
"Mostly, part of it was petty revenge."
They were taken aback when Tenma admitted that.
"The true mind of Tenma can be terrifying." Sugaya spoke, walking up towards Raimon. "But that prank? That wasn't even the full extent of it."
"Oh, the full extent was terrifying." Maehara chuckles, blocking Isogai's swing of his anti-sensei knife.
Tenma only sheepishly smiled.
Class E pranking Fifth Sector?
Class E pranking Fifth Sector.
I don't have any ideas how to end it so have that instead. ;w;
I may or may not added another hint.
