A\N; Hey guys, what's up? i'm hoping your enjoying this story so far. I hope you guys love the story as much as i do, now on with Chapter 4! I am SO sorry that i hadn't been doing this story. I had writers block for a year, but i'm back and i'm going to post whenever i can instead of two times a week!
Chapter 4
June 4th 2010
The Jelly Beans and the Warner's were at leaky lake again. then a certain Platypus 'Toon was seen giving his Scoutmaster a back massage. he groaned as he saw the other campers playing and having fun—But it was better then taking care of a kid from Hollywood for the rest of the summer.
"Hey, Edward are you coming in?" Yakko asked.
"Wakko threw a large ball at Lumpus.
"Who threw that at me!" he asked. the campers all looked at each other. Yakko grinned nervously and laughed.
"Um…. sorry?" Scoutmaster Lumpus growled and clenched his fists. he was about to punch him. Yakko then swam to the other side of the lake. Wakko then swam to Sampson. the Gunna Pig 'Toon saw him and smiled.
"Hi, Wakko!" he said, taking off his glasses and putting them back on. Wakko smiled with his tongue hanging out.
"Hey Wakko!" Lazlo said. swimming to him.
Wakko smiled and waved.
"Hello!" he said.
"Hi, Wakko!" both Chip and Skip said.
"Hi, guys!" he smiled his goofy smile. Patsy, Nina, Gretchen and the rest of Acorn Flats were swimming too.
Dot swam to them.
"Hey, guys!" their sister said.
"Hey Dot!" Yakko swam to her and smiled.
"Hey guys! hi, Lazlo!" Patsy said, getting close to the orange spider monkey 'Toon, Lazlo smiled. "Hi, Patsy." he said, smiling.
"Hi, Patsy." Yakko said as he swam around both her and Lazlo. The spider monkey 'Toon watched as he had a smile on her face the whole time. The Mongoose 'Toon had one on her face as well.
"Hi, Yakko. what's up?" Patsy asked.
"I'm okay!" he said.
"well, bye. i'm gonna hang out with Clam and Raj!" he said as he swam to the other side of the lake.
The Jellies were in their cabin after they'd showered and got changed. Wakko got out his Macbook Pro from his Hammerspace. The middle Warner opened it and turned it on.
"What are you doing?" Yakko asked his little brother.
"I'm playing a game." he said. Yakko smiled and sat on his bed.
"Can i play too?" the oldest asked. Wakko nodded. "It's a two player game." he said, Yakko got his MacBook Pro out of his Hammerspace also and they started playing. Star Wars; Knights of the Old Republic.
Then Wakko started remembering something.
"Hey, Yakko?" he asked as the loading screen was on his screen.
"Yeah, sib?" he asked. "Remember when we filmed "Pinky and the Brain; Star Warners?" Wakko asked, Yakko smiled and nodded. "I loved doing that movie!" he said
"Plotz being Darth Vader was genus! Spealberg did an amazing job!" Yakko said, smiling at his brother. "He, did and i loved it that Chicken Boo was Chewbacca!" the eldest Warner started making Chewbacca noises. they both laughed. then they got back to the game
A camper walks by their cabin and sees what they're doing. It was Ignatious, the Hedgehog 'Toon. he looks into their cabin and sees the new campers on laptops. Ignatious walks away from the cabin as he saw nothing.
In the Mess Hall the Warner Brothers were talking with Lazlo, Clam and Raj "I never had this much fun at camp before." Yakko said.
"Yes, I enjoyed it here as well for the last six years!" Lazlo said.
"Six years!" Clam repeated. Yakko smiles. he loved it here since he'd arrived here four days ago. "Hey guys!" Sampson said as he sprayed his nasal spray up his nose so he can breathe better.
"Oh, hi Sampson!" Wakko said, then ate his food witch was veggie soup. "Hi, Warner's." Sampson said taking another squeeze of his nasal spray up his nose. "Wanna sit with us?" Wakko asked.
"Sure…" Sampson was unsure with sitting with the Animaniacs, but he remembered that they were very friendly people. he sat with them then all the Bean Scouts sat next to them, except Edward. who now sat by himself. he growled.
"What is it with these brats from Hollywood! what do they have thai i don't?!" Edward asked out loud. then he walked over to them.
"Hey, Yakko. can I ask you and your bother a question?" Yakko already didn't trust him after pranking him two days ago by hiding Wakko.
"Well?" Wakko said, taking his mallet from his Hammerspace, thankfully, Chef McMuesli wasn't in the Mess Hall at the time. Edward gulped. he didn't have time to react. he gulped as the eldest hit him with a mallet—again.
The next day, the Jellies were all scaling their cabin.
"We're almost to the top, guys." Lazlo said optimistically. Yakko reached the top of the mountain, which was they cabin.
"We did it!" Yakko said happily, looking down to see no not there. When he looks over; He saw Clam, Raj, Lazlo and Wakko, standing next to him.
"We climbed the mountain too!" Wakko said, his tongue poking out of his mouth.
"us too!" the quiet Rhinoceros 'Toon repeated. Wakko smiles. then The eldest Warner got an idea.
The Jellies all see the Camp's bus parked by the scoutmaster's cabin. Then Wakko got a zany idea.
"Hey guys, I know what we should do. Why won't we drive the camp's bus!"
Wait… he can't be serious. Was he nuts?! Raj thought. we will definitely get kicked out of camp for sure!
"Guys! this is a VERY bad idea, don't you guys think so?" Raj asked his friends.
"Oh, come on Raj! these are there Warner's! the Zaniest kids in the whole camp! don't you trust them?" Lazlo asked as Raj looks at him with worry in his eyes.
Lazlo put a hand on the Indian Elephant 'Toon's shoulder. "They're known for this kind of stuff Raj." Lazlo reassured his friend.
Raj was still unsure, but his gut said yes; "Okay… let's do it." he said. the 'Toons cheered as they ran to the bus. Yakko broke the doors open and they went inside Yakko sat in the Driver's seat and hot-wired the bus to start the engine. They got it started and warmed up.
"Hit it, Wakko!" Yakko said. Lazlo, Clam and Raj all sat behind the driver's seat. then Wakko floored it. Yakko stood on the seat as they were driving.
Wakko's hand slipped as they drove too fast, but Yakko was enjoying it, so they drove the bus into Leaky Lake. it all happened so fast, Raj opened his eyes slowly.
Then he saw it! The Camp Kidney bus was on the edge of Leaky Lake!
"Yakko!" Raj said. Yakko had a worried look on his face as he tried to go back but he was so nervous that he told him to step on it and he forgot to put the bus in reverse, but instead of doing that. he pushed the gas and it went forward into the lake!
"YAKKO!" Wakko yelled out. Yakko acted fast and put the bus on 'R' then he pressed the gas. the bus then went nowhere.
"AHHHHH!" Raj screamed out as they were driving farther into the lake.
Lumpus woke up from his nap on his beach chair, then he saw the Camp's bus in Leaky Lake! and he knows. who did it! He walks to the bus and saw the Jelly cabin inside the bus. then he saw the Jelly Cabin scouts exit the bus. Yakko stopped i his tracks.
"Uh oh, this isn't good." he said. Wakko waved awkwardly, Lazlo was looking at the ground, Clam was smiling nervously and Raj was scared out of his mind.
A green jeep pulled into camp a few minutes later. and a Bison 'Toon walked out he was large and muscular. but his legs were skinny. he wore a green army uniform with medials on the left side of his shirt. and another metal pinned on his right side. he wore a black belt around his waist and brown combat bots.
"Um, Wak. it's Commander Hoo-Haw!" he whispered to little brother.
"This is very bad.." Wakko said, hugging his big brother tightly. Yakko wrapped his arms around him as he buried his head into his brother's Bean Scout uniform. Commander Hoo-Haw looks at the 'Toon boys standing in a line and saluting him, except Yakko and Wakko.
"Slug! who are these spineless, excuses for Bean Scouts?!" The large Bison 'Toon yells. in his gruff voice.
"Well, they are the Warner Brothers sir." The Banana Slug 'Toon told the head of Camp Kidney and Acorn Flats.
"Warner Brothers eh?" Commander Hoo-Haw asked. looking at the Banana Slug 'Toon salutes him.
"What are your names!" Commander Hoo-Haw asked them. Yakko went first. still smiling widely.
"I am Yakko Warner, Sir! and this is my birther, Wakko Warner!" he said saluting him. Wakko did the same—feeling a lot better he thought of it like that skit he and his sibs did back in Anaminacs titled; Boot Camping.
Commander Hoo-Haw stared them down. As the Warner's still stood there. "Well, Slinkman read me your file and…. your from."
—Commander Hoo-Haw looked at a clipboard and read it off.
"Burbank California?" he asked They both nodded proudly. The commander sighed to himself. Great. a couple of wussies. he thought.
"Who else was behind it slug?" the commander asked
"Lazlo, Clam and Raj!" Scoutmaster Lumpus said as Edward was giving him a leg rub. Come on. get these brats from Hollywood out of Camp! Edward thought. Commander Hoo-Haw then said this, upsetting them but mostly Yakko; "If you buys don't shape up and stop being 'zany to the max' or whatever like in your prissy little cartoons, you will be going back to your land of fake people, stupid actors TMZ and Starbucks Coffee. Commander Hoo-Haw glared and scoffed,
"more like the sissy state of america." he finally said.
Yakko tried his hardest not to get his mallet out to whack the commander of the two camps. Yakko and Yakko looked at each other, but that didn't work out so well. Yakko grabbed his mallet out of his Hammerspace and he whacked him with it,
"What a big jerk!" Yakko said, after doing that. Both brothers laughed their heads off.
"Ohhhhhh!" the campers said, the Warner's kept laughing. Scoutmaster Lumpus growled at them, the Commander was knocked out on the ground, unresponsive.
"That takes care of that!" Yakko said. smiling and receiving high fives from the other Campers.
"Commander Hoo-Haw will be fine," Nurse Leslie said as he examined his head. the Shark 'Toon took a sip from his coffee as he rolled in his char, he wore green scrubs, a stethoscope and a green cap.
When Yakko and Wakko herd their Scoutmaster say that they were going to visit Nurse Leslie, they were very exited because their was going to be one girl at camp. but they remembered there show—Yakko and wWakko missed Hello Nurse back at the studio with Dr. Scratchnsniff.
"He just has a bump on his head. he'll be up walking very soon. What caused this?" the Nurse looked at the Moose 'Toon.
"It was THEM!" the old Moose 'Toon said, pointing to the Warner Brothers. Nurse Leslie looked as the two 'Toons looks at them innocently.
Scoutmaster growled and crossed his arms. Wow. he's just like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants. Yakko thought. as he grinned to himself and can't help but giggle a little bit. Wakko did the same.
When both Warner's walked out, Yakko's mood changed. Wakko and Lazlo noticed this.
"What's wrong, Yakko?" Wakko asked "I'm still upset, guys!"
"Why?" his brother asked.
"Wak, he said something about California, our home for crying out loud!" Yakko said. "Aren't you upset abut that?" Yakko asked. "No, lots of people have opinions, Yakko, they can either, A; love California. Or B; don't like it. you can't change anyone else opinions." Wakko said, Lazlo, Clam and Raj stood there.
"Was that really you Wakko?" Lazlo asked his friend. Wakko nodded. his tongue still out of his mouth. Yakko smiled. "Your right Wakko, I shouldn't be mad, I should be happy and I hope we get to stay in Camp Kidney!" Yakko smiled.
"Bean Scouts, forever!" Yakko shouted.
"Bean Scouts, forever!" the four Jellies repeated.
Yakko calls Dot on his laptop.
"Hello?" she smiled cutely.
"Hey, Dot." he said, smiling.
"Hey! What's up!" Dot asked.
"Oh, Yakko hit Commander Hoo-Haw with his mallet!" Wakko said, Yakko smiled proudly as he sat there with his laptop on his lap.
"And I wanted to hit him with my anvil!" Wakko said. Yakko smiled and ruffled his fur. Wakko looks at his big brother and laughed. Dot smiles. Patsy walked to her and saw her brothers.
"Hi guys!" Patsy said.
"Heloooooo, nurse!" they both said. Dot rolled her eyes. Things never change; especially for my brothers…. she thought.
After their talk, Yakko was playing with his friends. Edward growled "I thought you were gone!" he said.
"Nope!" Yakko smiled widely and put his arms out.
"I'm still here, baby!" he said,
"And i'm not going anywhere, our butts are staying here in Camp Kidney!" Yakko smiled proudly. The Platypus 'Toon growled and clenched his fists. He walked to him and punched him across the face. The campers stood there in shock. Yakko stood there holding his cheek. Wakko got mad and was about to reach into his Hammerspace. But then—"Edward!" Slinkman said.
"Oh beebee babbaaaa! Edward's in trouble!" Both Warner Brothers said. "You bet he is."
"What! what about him?!" Edward said, Yakko looks at his friends "Well." the Banana slug 'Toon said, thinking.
"He doesn't get in trouble."
"WHAT!" Edward said
"Yes, he didn't do anything wrong." he said.
"ARE YOU BLIND?! HE DID!" he said. Slinkman looked at Edward and glared at him.
"He's a stupid actor! of course your gonna believe him!" Edward scowled and crossed his arms.
Lazlo was worried for both the Warner Brothers. Lazlo thinks that they were going to get kicked out of camp, Raj thinks so too Wakko was worried also, he was hoping—no, praying that he and Yakko wouldn't get kicked out.
The Banana Slug 'Toon grabs Edward's arm and took him to the Scoutmaster's cabin.
From all the stuff he's been doing on the show and now, it's revenge!" Yakko rubbed his hands together and laughed.
"Dude." Wakko said.
"Chill." Yakko looked and smiled at his brother. Wakko looked at his friends. "He did deserve it." Yakko said.
"Does it still hurt?" Wakko asked.
"No, not really. now it's like a throbbing pain." he said.
"Well, that's good." Raj said. Yakko nodded silently.
The eldest Warner was in their cabin, All he wanted to do was sit in his cabin and not come out until the end of summer. yakko's ears perked up as he saw Lazlo open the door to their cabin. the orange Spider Monkey 'Toon looked at him.
"Hey, Yakko is something wrong?" Lazlo asked. Yakko nodded his head. Lazlo walked over to him.
Yakko reached into his Hammerspace and took out his iPhone 3G he out his earbuds into the headphone jack and he was listening to his music that he downloaded two weeks ago when he got to camp from LA. Lazlo walked over to him and sat beside him.
Lazlo looked at his phone he was listening to Stay together for the kids, by Blink-182. He put a hand on his back with was very warm. Lazlo rubbed his back in comfort for his friend. Yakko looks and put his head on the boy's shoulder and started sniffling.
"Yakko, you are not going home. your staying here at Camp Kidney." He said as he sighed.
"Well, the studio is paying a lot of money for all three of us to be here." he
explained to the monkey.
"How much?"
"Well, Plotz did have to pay extra so it's….. five-thousand dollars." Yakko said, doing the math in his head, Lazlo was astounded, his parents doesn't pay that much! Squidward is very greedy. Yakko thought.
After Yakko vents out his frustrations to Lazlo. the Cartoon Star felt much better, he walked to the Mess Hall with Lazlo for lunch, Wakko was already inside the mescal with Clam and Raj, sitting at their table and taking.
"Hey guys, I have a question. What kind of Pokémon would you guys have?" Wakko asked.
"Mmmmmmm, i'd have…. a Charmander." Lazlo said.
"Oh, I thought you'd pick Braivary." Wakko said. Lazlo smiled.
"What Pokémon would you pick, Yakko?"
"Uhhhhh." Yakko said
"Ohhh!" Raj said.
"I'd have a Charmander!" he said
"Rydon!" Clam said simply.
"Ohhhh, cool! i'll have a Plusle." Wakko said.
"I'd have a Minum!" Wakko said. "That's cool." The Spider monkey 'Toon said.
After lunch, Wakko was now worried that they might get kicked out of camp. All five 'Toons all walked back to their cabin.
"Guys. i'm scared. what if we do get kicked out of camp? and we don't get to come back?!" Wakko said, going to the tiki head and plopping down on his bed. Yakko took his iPhone 3G out again from his Hammerspace and put on his earbuds to listen to some Rihanna.
He closed his eyes and listened to the song which was Umbrella. Wakko went into his hammerspace and grabbed his iPhone 3G….. I thought i left this at home. he thought, he shrugged it off and he did the same and decided to play games on his.
Lazlo, Clam and Raj were concerned. this was very out of character for a Warner to do. so they decided to help them get back to their old selves. "I know what we can do!" the Brazilian spider monkey 'Toon said, Yakko sat up and listened to his friend.
The former Cartoon Star looked at him as he carried on.
"You guys can't leave. it's not fair what Scoutmaster Lumpus is doing to you guys! so what if you guys came from Hollywood. so what if you guys live the good life. so what, you guys are still kids!" he said.
"He does have a point." Wakko said, taking off his Bean Scout hat off his head and put on his red one that he wears on the show. Lazlo stood up. "Come on guys! Let's play!" he said.
The Warner's heads perked up as they heard the word 'play.' They loved playing in the movie lot!
"What do you guys wanna play?" Yakko asked "I know," Lazlo started. "We can race canoes." Wakko said.
Yakko grinned, "Yeah! and I can be Nurse Joy from that on episode they filmed in Pokémon; Adventures on the Orange Islands." Yakko said then he rolled his arms in a curls motion like Nurse Joy traveling from island to island helping any injured Pokémon on the island. they all laughed at Yakko was doing that.
"Let's do it!" they said. Lazlo, Clam, Raj, Yakko and Wakko all changed into their bathing suits and went to Leaky Lake.
All four 'Toons went to Leaky Lake and, grabbed canoes—but then, Yakko got an idea. "Guys i have an idea!" the eldest Warner said. "What is it?" Wakko said, setting his canoe down.
"Maybe we have some kayak's in mine and Wakko's Hammerspace!" Yakko said. "Yeah! we can fritz some!" Wakko said.
"What is 'fritzing?' I'm confused." Raj asked. "Oh, fritzing is like Hammerspace, but you have to think of the object, then pull it out of thin air." Yakko explained. Raj understood.
Yakko was in the water with his kayak. as the Jelly's. Yakko was in a yellow one, Wakko was in a blue one, Lazlo was in a red one, Clam was in a green one and Raj was in a purple one.
"Okay, guys. where racing to the end of Leaky Lake. ready. set. GO!" Yakko said as they raced.
Yakko did what Nurse Joy did in Pokémon. but it was painful to do. but Yakko was getting a good workout in and it was a lot of fun to do. Lazlo watched in shock as he was paddling. Yakko was having so much fun, he stared laughing as he did that.
Wakko got up and tackled Yakko on his kayak, Yakko fell in the water as they both laughed and played in the lake. Yakko was surprised that he, nor his brother got kicked out of camp kidney. with the weight gone off their shoulders, they all went to bed.
Yakko was tossing and turning in bed; he was having a nightmare.
Yakko and Wakko was standing beside the bus as they were getting ready to leave Camp Kidney to go back home. they were wearing their original clothes astray came in with.
Yakko has never felt so sad before. Wakko's ears were down as he had his arms inside of his shirt. Yakko wrapped an arm around his little brother's waist, hugging him. Wakko had his ears hanging down as the 'Toon hugged his brother tighter. Yakko wore his brown pants as Slinkman walked outside. The Banana Slug 'Toon sighed.
"I'm very disappointed in you Warner's. you couldn't behave for just a month…. one month. and now you guys are going home…." he sighed. "Well, come on guys. Let's go to the airport." Slinkman said. "Wait! what about Dot?" Yakko asked.
"I'm sorry Yakko, Dot has to stay here in Prickly Pines." he said, solemnly. The two 'Toons sighed as they walked up onto the bus and sat down, their backpacks on the seat next to them.
Yakko woke up and breathed heavily now he's never going to go back to sleep.
Yakko awoke the next day, he was tired from the lack of sleep he got the previous night. Wakko noticed this and walked up to him.
"Yakko?" Wakko asked
"Yeah? what's up?" he asked
"Are you airtight?"
Yakko nodded, Wakko could tell that something was bothering him.
"Yakko, are you okay?"
"No… i had a dream that we were being sent back to Los Angles because were too 'Zany' but… we can't just stop, it's in our DNA." He sighed. Wakko hugged his brother tightly.
