I followed Alice to the table, my mom had already arrived, she was all sweaty and tired... just the way I love it.

(Lisa: Hey Mom, How was work today?)

(Ann: Wonderful~)

(Ann: I met my new superior who works in the same office as me.)

(Alice: How is this new superior of yours? a fat and stinky?)

(Ann: No! no... he is an real man~ So charming, kind and interesting...) what?...What is she talking about? I was in a trance here by these "mountains".

(Ann: I feel like I've waited my whole life for Eric to arrive.) ok this romantic shit was starting to get on my nerves.

(Ann: Hmmm... This food is very good, Alice, in a few years you will be able to be a great wife.)

(Alice: Thank you but I do not wish to have children.) ahh I will never be an uncle

(Ann: Well, that's not what I meant... changing the subject, how was your day, Lisa?)

(Lisa: It was exciting and amazing, I met new friends and teachers, today was an extraordinary day.) With that emotion, I could deliver a Hitler-level political speech in Germany.

(Alice: What kinds of friends did you meet, LL?)

(Lisa: Ah, An normal girl...) Lisa was still trying to hide her existence, why would Lisa care so much about a boy she just met?

(Alice: Looks like LL is hiding something~)

One of Alice's skills is also teasing.

(Lisa: Please let's stop, it's just a boy I met on the first day.) She is sad? I don't understand why something so silly would make her so down.

(Ann: No problem, my child. That's how I met your father, so I can't judge you.) Daddy killed many yellow monkeys in Asia to demonstrate to pagan people, which is the real God.

Why do peoples blame us for the mistakes of others?~

(Lisa: Okay, mom. I am fine.)

Silence dominated most of my dinner after this conversation... it almost ended my hunger.

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As today was Wednesday, so it was Lisa's day to clean the slate. So it gave me time to think of some way to approach Alice.

Alice was lying on the couch while watching some crude Korean series. I sat beside her feet, she didn't even look at me but she already knew of my existence.

(Max: How are you?)

(Alice: Normal) Okay, it's too hard to try to talk to my sister.

(Max: I hear you are creating a blog...)

(Alice: Of course you know, I talked to you about this at lunch, Max.)

Maybe it wasn't a good time to try to talk.

(Max: yep, our conversation in lunch was a little fervent...)

(Alice: Hmmm)

(Max: I used the words a little hasty and wrong... and-) Before I tried to finish my sentence, I felt a light kick against my thigh.

(Alice: HAHAHA, You really can't say a simple apology without having to take that dramatic pause? HA HA) Alice was tearing up with joy from the uncomfortable situation.

(Max: This attitude scares me, sis~) The laughter deepened even further through the living room.

(Alice: Speak again with that child's voice and I'll give you another kick~) Her smile was so precious to me, like a reddish gem.

(Max: I wanted to apologize for badmouthing you about your "work".) Blogging is not work, this is something that will never change for me, I hope Alice didn't see my sarcasm.

(Alice: Ah... well, I wasn't such a friendly person in conversation either...) This is not possible.

(Max: Ha ha, You're worse than me apologizing.) The difficulty of apologizing was hereditary haha.

(Alice: Aya, Didn't know you could be a decent person, Max.) maybe she likes...

(Max:... I know I got off on the wrong foot with you, but why do you let me try to seriously apologize?)

(Alice: This is not necessary! but what do you want to do?)

(Max: Help you with your little blog as a family business.)

(Alice: Haha, this is funny, Do you know what my blog is about?) It was a rhetorical question, I didn't even know what blog itself was, but what a mess I got myself into.

(Max: An blog about reviews of romance?)

(Alice: ah nope.)

(Alice: It's a fashion blog where I use my body as a model for clothes and sell some old clothes of mine.)

(Max: S-so how can I help you?)

(Alice: Well, I don't have any fancy dresses to wear...) I already know where she was going with that kind of talk.

(Max: Okay, No need to finish. I'll give you a dress as a gift.) If she just wanted an early gift, it was just that she told me before making a mystery.

(Alice: Ah.. thanks.) I was tired physically and also from this stupid conversation, so I decided leave for my room, When I went to get up from the couch, I felt a small hand pulling me down. It was Alice, why was she pulling me?

(Alice: Please come watch tv with me.) This was strange on her part, since she was insisting, deciding to stay a little longer...

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(Max: Ahh~) I yawned as I lay in my bed after marathoning a horror movie franchise with Alice. Its is great.

As I lay in bed, I tried to sleep, But even that simple task became difficult with a small person poking my face.

Ah...who else could it be besides my little sister who accused me this morning. I kept my eyes closed to look like I was sleeping, but little bitch kept nudging me.

(Max: What you want? Lisa.) I tried as low as possible not to show the anger.

(Lisa: Tell me how to please a man?) WTF?! I got up quickly to see if what I'd heard was true. My sister sat on the bed while waiting for my confusion to dissipate.

(Max: What did you say?) That day was starting to be the craziest day of my life.

(Lisa: You hear me.) Lisa made a shit face as she waited for an answer from me, but I wouldn't give it up until an explanation.

(Lisa: I talked about Alex today and you already forgot?!) '-'

(Max: Ah... no, you never told that liked he.) Even though I already had the suspicion of something like that.

(Lisa: Shhhh! don't talk so loud.)

(Max: We're the only ones awake in this house.) stranger girl

(Lisa: It doesn't matter, Can you tell me how I can get close to Alexandre.)

(Max: In the morning I tell you, now turn off the light.) I didn't have time for that kind of shy girl from American movies.

(Lisa: But Max-)

(Max: I need to sleep, we'll talk later.) Lisa finally had me obey and turns off the flashlight.

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tu...tu...tu...tu...tu...tu...tu...tu...

An irritating noise rippled through my room, the sound of something flexible hitting my wall several times.

I got up to find out what was the cause of this sound that interrupted my sleep.

(Max: AHHH! FUCK!) I felt an object hitting me, my head was spinning with pain.

(Lisa: Keep your voice down, otherwise mommy will hear us.) Lisa was sitting cross-legged with a small tennis ball in her left hand.

(Max: What the hell do you want?)

(Lisa: Answers.)

(Max: Do you want to chat now?! at night?)

(Lisa: It's morning, Mommy has already up.)

(Max: Okay, Why do you want to know how to "please" someone?) My sister probably doesn't even know what sex is, what the fuck she's talking about.

(Lisa: I love Alex...but he has a girlfriend.) So that was it.

(Max: Didn't know my sister was a homewrecker, but ok, I'll help you seduce the boy.)

(Lisa: No! no, no! I don't want their relationship, I just want to be around when their love is gone.) WTF What does that mean?

(Max: I can't work miracles Lisa, sometimes in life you have to step over others to get what you want.)

(Lisa: I don't want to be hated by Olivia.)

(Max: Who the fuck is Olivia?! you put names in the middle of the conversation and want us to guess who it is?)

(Lisa: It's his girlfriend! idiot!)

(Max: Hm... let's stop yelling at each other and think of a plan.) I walked around the bed several times, wondering what to do next.

(Max: You wanted to know how to please Alex, right? A man likes a beautiful girl.) This is a generic thing to say, but these first year kids only think about one thing so it doesn't matter.

Lisa started to look at the floor thoughtfully, that didn't look like a good thing.

(Author: Take this knowledge into your lives, The woman is the most dangerous creature to come from planet earth.)

(Lisa: I don't think I can be this... Olivia is the sexiest girl in the whole school, all the boys are " after" her.)

(Max: To me you are the most beautiful girl ever.) It's not really the prettiest, but it's way better than saying she's tenth.

(Lisa: ah...)

(Readers: At least create a main character who can lie!)

(Author: Fuck you, assholes)

(Lisa: I appreciate the compliment, But, but I wish Alex felt the same way.)

(Max: look...we are not going to destroy their relationship, but make them break up with their romance. Let's show them that their relationship isn't that great.)

(Lisa: How this?)

(Max: You try to seduce Alex while I take care of Olivia.)

(Lisa: "Care?" The way you said it is very suspicious.)

(Max: And the way you acted with me yesterday was even more suspicious.)

(Lisa: What do you mean by that?) Lisa was in genuine doubt, I could tell by the change in her tone.

(Max: Your little scandal for a morning wood.)

(Lisa: Morning wood? That was your fault for doing this.)

(Max: What part does this happen to all mens don't you understand?!)

(Lisa: Even Alex?)

(Max: YES!)

(Lisa:... oh sorry)

(Max: Just this?! "sorry"?)

(Lisa: I-im r-really sorry.) I'd better stop before that weepy voice turned into something more.

(Max: It doesn't matter now, Lisa, try to be subtle with Alex.)

(Lisa: what should I do?)

(Max: Start by first becoming friends with Olivia until you find your target.)

(Lisa: Okay, this is understand. How do I become friends with a person I don't even know?)

(Max: I don't have all the answers in the world, Lisa, try to do something.)

Before I could continue my rant about how lazy Lisa was for asking me for all the answers. Lisa gave me a hug... as she was smaller than me so her small breasts started to grow they were rubbing against my shoulders.

(Lisa: thanks, you were better brother.) I was starting to get a little uncomfortable with that moment. In fact I'd rather it be Alice saying those words to me and hugging me so tightly.

(Lisa: Are you going to sleep again?) I still wanted to sleep a little more, I broke the hug and lay down

(Max: Of course.)

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The scene switches to a huge mansion with a small television. It was an old television that still used the VHS system. The bedroom was a place that screamed lust.

The whole place was full of paintings that seemed to have more life than a single object. A voice that was both feminine and masculine at the same time emerged from the complete silence.

(Isn't it a beauty? would you agree? A story told from another perspective... wonderful, Sex and incest will be added in this little story, but I intend to make it not just a normal story with lemons, I want to make romance. If any adventure quest fans are trying this one, don't, I just used this category because not have another.

This story will continue until I give it a dignified ending or I die. I don't intend to end this story, it may take longer I'll always release each chapter in a month.