Potty Training

(special chapter)

Arturus was at the age to be toilet trained. Both his mother and father had decided this. Kirsty figured that Pinhead could try and get the young boy ready for using the toilet like a "Big Boy." Kirsty figured the gentle easy approach would work best. Pinhead had other thoughts. He decided the direct approach would be the best course.

He approached his young son. "Arcturus, today is the day you get to use the toilet like a Big Boy. No more diapers.

Arcturus looked at his father curiously. As much as he wanted to be a big boy, he wasn't so sure about this whole "potty business." For one thing, the toilet made a dreadful noise whenever they flushed it. He figured that if the toilet flushed smaller things, then he may get flushed as well.

And he while he wasn't small, he wasn't exactly huge as well. Arcturus approached his father and the toilet. He had to go yes, but he was frightened as well.

"What you do is take down your pants. Do you have to go 1 or 2?' Pinhead asked. Arcturus said he needed to do a 2. He pulled down down his pants and climbed up the small stepstool set for his use.

He sat on the toilet and before Pinhead left, he said "When you are finished, climb down, wipe then flush the toilet." Arcturus nodded. He sat on the toilet for a couple of minutes then got off. He wiped then flushed the toilet. He carried the tissue with him to his room.

The sound of the toilet flushing brought a grin to his parents' faces. Finally. No more diapers. Then they heared another flush followed by a giggle. "Uh,oh. That doesn't sound good." Kirsty said. She glanced at her husband who looked back at her. "Ill go check." He sighed when he realized that Kirsty was not getting off her seat.

Pinhead saw an Arcturus laughing hysterically as he flushed the toilet. So far the things that went down were, some bath toys, mommy's bath bombs, daddy's bath soap, and some condoms his mother and father had. (they were not planning another child for a while, they loved their son, but they felt that one child was enough for a while. At least until he got older.

By the time Pinhead got to the bathroom, Arcturus ran screeching to his room. Using the toilet was great fun. By the time Pinhead got the items pulled out of the toilet he was not too happy. He wasn't angry per se, but he wasn't happy about the situation.

A while later he was relaxing on the couch when his son came up to him. "Daddy, is my finger stinky?" he asked. Pinhead glanced at his son.

"Why would your finger stink?" he asked curiously. He shrank back when Arcturus brought his finger to his father's face to sniff. Pinhead shrank further back. "Arcturus, why is your finger stinky? Did you poke your butt with it?" He asked.

Arcturus giggled. "No, I poked the doggy's butt. See?" He asked showing his father.

Pinhead jumped up yelling in disgust causing Arcturus to run away laughing hysterically to his mother and aunt Angelique who had stopped by to say hello.

"Hey Angelique." Pinhead said regaining his calm demeanor. Angelique returned the greeting trying to hide a grin that was trying to reveal itself.

"Hey hon" Pinhead started. "Smell Arcturus's finger. He has such a wonderful smell to it." Pinhead continued.

"And I must be leaving now…." Angelique replied knowing what Pinhead meant. If she had stayed she would have laughed herself into a fit.

Kirsty called her son to her and asked to smell his finger. She recoiled and asked if he "doo-doo'd in his pants or didn't wipe. "No I poked the doggy in his butt."

Angelique didn't make it out in time unfortunately. She started to laugh hysterically at Kirsty's reaction. This only caused Arcturus to laugh in response. After she left, both parents sat him down and had a talk with him.

"You must not poke the doggy in his butt. Its not nice and it makes your finger stinky which isn't healthy." Kirsty explained as gently as possible to her confused son.

Pinhead was irritated. "Simply put, when the dog is using the bathroom, you leave him alone. You do not stick anything in the dog's anus…Kirsty don't even start laughing." Pinhead said sternly. He knew his wife was trying not to smirk.

"And you do not stick your finger in your butt either. You use the toilet like a big boy. Do you see Uncle Frank or Uncle Piston…never mind. You just do not do that."

Arcturus was squirming in his seat. He wanted to go. "You will go when I am done discussing this with you young man." Pinhead said sharply. Kirsty recognized the signs. "Uh, Xipe, hon, you should let him go now. Seriously." She suggested.

Pinhead turned to his wife. "He needs to learn that he must listen to the both of us. I am his father and I need him to heed me as well." He replied. "But you really should—" Pinhead cut her off. "Please let me handle this." He responded.

Kirsty shrugged and let it continue. "Furthermore young man, if you ever…" Pinhead stopped midsentence as a sudden foul smell came out of nowhere. Pinhead stared at his son. "Did you just soil yourself?"He asked.

Arcturus smiled. "Yes daddy. I had to go potty. But I couldn't leave until you were done talking to me about the doggy's butt." Kirsty hid a grin.

"Did you stool or urinate?" Pinhead asked. Arcturus looked at his father. "I didn't stool. I pooped the stool is over there by the door. See? and I'm not eight yet." He added.

"Well, that's…yeah. But not to worry son. Because your mother's here to help get you all cleaned up." Pinhead responded leaving quickly.

"Wait…what the hell?!" Kirsty asked. This time Pinhead did the grinning. "Ohh. Come now Kirsty….you really must clean your son." He giggled.

Kirsty said nothing as she helped Arcturus clean up and get into fresh clothes. She then grabbed the soiled ones he had.

"Oh honey, throw these in the wash for me?" she asked as she threw the feces filled clothing at Pinhead with an evil smile."

Pinhead's eyes narrowed down at his wife's back. 'Ok, you really want to do this Kirsty, we'll do this." He thought as a cruel smile played out on his lips.