Chapter 5: Meet the Team and Bad Luck.
The Agronauts returned back to bar and entered it. "Guys, I think we need an engineer for our ship" said Jason. "That guy over there looks like and engineer " said Wally. The guy who looked like icle Dane was sitting with a guy that looked like stock Demoman but had both eyes and no eyepatch.
Meanwhile a typical pink hanar was kicked out from a casino because he lost all money. "Protheans dam it I hate my luck" he said. Then ris phone rang and a picture of evil space ship appeared on his phone screen. "Hello, you hate your luck? Join me and I give you control over luck, but you will need to kill The Agronaits" said The Destroyer. "I agree hehehehehe". Then a flash happened and he turned half black half gold.
"Hey, mr Engineer, would you like free bear?" asked Jason as he and agronauts sat at the table with Engineer and Demoman and gave them 2 free bears and all have beer too. "Thanks, my name's Daniel, but you could call me Dane or uncle Dame eve thogh Im not your uncle". "We are The Agronauts and we need an engeineer on our crew" said Jason. "And what do I get" said Daniel. "You get friends and adventures". "Thanks, not interested".
Then a half black half gold hanar bursted through the door. "Jason and The Agronauts in the name of The Destroyer, I will kill you all". Then the hanar started pointing his tentacles at everyone in the bar. Panic started. A salarian tried to run, but falled and broke his neck. A turian tried to shoot but hes gun exploded and bullet flew back out of the gun backwards, and killed him. Randon tried to run and punch but tripped and hit himself, Rin tried to shoot magic, but spell exploded in her face and set her on fire and she run away trying to find water. Jason opened fire but all his bullets missed and then a chandelier fallen on him.
"I figured it out, his gold side grants him good luck and his black side grants others bad luck. shoot the black side" said Dane "I got it" said Demoman. The hanar pointed a black tentacle at him, but nothing happened and he shot a grenade, but the grenade missed and the hanar laughed, but then grenade ricoshetted and turned the hanar in jelly. "Free jelly sandwitches for everyone" said the barman.
"But how asked Jason as he was putting medigel at his injuries. "Oh, I have this four leaf clover that my irish friend gave to me before I left Erth to become Demoman". "But more importantly what was that?" asked engineer. "It was a villain said by The Destroyed, our evil enemy" said Jason. "I rethinked, Im join you to kick The Destroyer's ass". "Me too, my name is Scott by the way" said Demoman. "Welcome to the team said" Jason.
Then wet and burned Rin ran into the bar. "Did I miss something". And everyone laughed.