Last time on Total Drama Island. The contestants competed in the age old game of dodgeball, the Gophers dominated but once mvp Naruto left to tend to the beautiful Lindsay the Bass were able to make a comeback breaking their pathetic losing streak and it was Noah who was sent home but not before Naruto decided to teach the book worm a lesson in respect hehe...A painful lesson! Owch!" Chris laughed "this week another challenge will send one more camper on a cruise to loserville. Population: 4. Who will sink and who will stay afloat? fInd out right now on Total. Drama. Island!"
opening by Neostardustdragin101
Cameras and stage lights pop throughout the forest knocking a gopher out of the ground and squirrel out its tree. We zoom through the island passing Chris knocking over his coffee
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera reaches the mountain peak diving into the water as Owen swims by letting loose a fart just as Geoff is laying back on his surfer board before falling over from the stank with Bridgett surfing past him.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
A hawk swoops down picking up a dead fish from the water soaring into the sky accidentally dropping onto a peaceful Dj surrounded by adorable animals who soon bite him when they see the fish causing him to run off screaming in terror as Duncan laughs and Courtney rolls her eyes.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Heather and Leshwana slap fight on a raft unaware of the waterfall nearby as it falls downward as Harold is practicing karate. Izzy swings by on a vine crashing into Harold knocking them into the confession booth knocking Lindsay out. Eva and Tyler engage each other in arm wrestling. Chef sticks his arm into a pot of green soup smirking at a tied up and fearful Noah and Zeke, his unlucky taste testers.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Katie and Sadie swoon as Justin looks at himself in the mirror while Beth twirls around her batons tossing the flaming stick into the air. Gwen and Naruto look at each other before Cody gets between them smiling with an arm around each of them the campers Chef and Chris sit around the campfire whistling to the tune of the song
(with Naruto)
It had been a few days since Naruto and Izzy had well as the orange haired girl herself said, fucked like animals.
Naruto had thankfully convinced her to keep this to themselves but something told him that they'd be found out. Probably sooner rather than later.
It was now morning Naruto was walking out of the woods and towards camp after another night in the cave with Izzy. Luckily he was able to pass off his sweaty state as part of his morning workout routine.
"I swear that woman" Naruto thought as he rolled his arms
"Man you work out a lot don't you?" Leshawna asked Naruto as she spotted him approaching from what she assumed was his morning workout
"Need to stay in shape if I want to win titles down the line" Naruto said as he was very passionate about his craft
"Huh not a bad idea, got any tips?" Leshawna asked
"You wanna work out? Why?" He asked, confused. To him she seemed fine.
"A girl can always stand to lose some pounds here and there" She said simply
"... I recommend start small. A simple jog or run maybe 30 minutes before you'd normally wake up. Stretches are important as well before and after running. From there it depends on if you're looking for muscle or toning. Muscle I recommend heavy lifting of some kind. A log, Some thick branches, etc. Toning maybe better off for doing more cardio exercises at least while on the island. So push ups, sit ups, etc." he suggested
Leshawna paused at this as this was a lot to hear
"I could help you if you want that way you don't suffer alone and don't worry I'll go easy on you and help you work your way up" Naruto said as he smiled hoping to put her at ease and not scare her off
"I suppose it can't hurt…… no sharks though!" Leshawna told him quickly
"Of course" Naruto said as he chuckled before looking to see a shark in the water holding a baseball bat
"Another time Fang!" Naruto told the shark who sulked before heading under water
"Boy you crazy" Leshawna said as she chuckled at Naruto
"Like a fox my dear" Naruto grinned. He knew he was crazy and odd. He embraced that fact without hesitation.
"Attention campers! That's enough beauty sleep for you all! You're gonna show us what you're made of
Everyone groaned as they all piled out of their cabins. Lindsay in particular sulking as she exited the cabin.
"What's wrong with her?" Leshawana asked Gwen seeing the depressed blonde.
"Something about running out of fake tanner and how she'd have to actually suntan" Gwen deadpanned
"You're on a island during summer I would hope you would put in the work to get a tan" Naruto said simply as he valued hard work
"But it Ruins your Skin! Makes it all shriveled and wrinkly. Greta knows what I'm talking about" Lindsay pouted pointing to Gwen
"... I'm just gonna ignore this one" Gwen said flatly as she wrote in a little black book as the campers headed towards an amphitheater
"Ok campers, today's challenge is a talent show. A summer camp favorite!" Chris said
"Where did this even show up? This wasn't here yesterday" Naruto said confused at the amphitheater
"You would be surprised what gets done with interns and a a large check" Chris said with a smile
"And yet for my birthday you gave me a 5 dollar gift card to starbucks" Naruto deadpanned at the host
"Ok first of all I got you a game later and Just for that comment no wrestling allowed for your talent if you're picked!" Chris said
"Oh please you don't have a ring or an opponent, what was I going to wrestle? The air?" Naruto sarcastically asked
"Actually the interns did build a ring and I did have an opponent but too bad you won't do that today!" Chris grinned
"So what are the rules?" Cody asked wanting to get the show back on track
The rules are each team holds tryouts and picks 3 of their teammates to perform in 8 hours before our resident talent scout, former DJ, VJ, and rap legend Grand Master Chef!" Chris announced
"Talent? Only talent he had was screaming like a girl when mom glared at him" Naruto said with a smirk
This got laughs from everyone even Chris laughed at this as he knew it was the truth
"Your mother is a demon!" Chef yelled "you'd all be scared if she did the same to you!" He yelled at the laughing campers
"Considering shorty there is her favorite target and I live and was trained by her. You're just making yourself look more like a crybaby" Naruto deadpannedd
"Anyway you can use any talent as long as it's legal and not wrestling in Naruto's case" Chris told them after his laughing calmed down
Duncan snapped his fingers at this but izzy smirked
"And not that!" Chris yelled at Izzy as he didn't like her smirk
"Awwwww" Izzy pouted as she crossed her arms
"You have 8 hours. Decide who goes amongst yourselves" Chris said as he and Chef left to get some food.
"Alright so how should we do this?" Bridgette asked her team
"Well we could each show off a talent if we have one and then we can vote as a team" Naruto suggested with a shrug
"Sounds good to me" Cody nodded as one by one the team nodded. Even Heather after a long moment of considering it.
(Confessional static)
"I was originally gonna have Lindsay, myself, and Beth judge everyone but Naruto's basically doing this for me himself so if it fails he'll take the blame. I get my spotlight time and he gets the risk. A win for me either way, and if he leads us to victory maybe I'll thank him later" Heather said with a smirk at the idea
(With The bass)
"So Princess What's the plan here?" Duncan asked as he flicked his lighter on and off to kill the boredom.
"Well the wrestler from hell is holding tryouts so we should do the same" Courtney said as she gestured to Naruto who was getting everyone who was trying out ready to show their stuff.
"I think you're being a little harsh on the guy. He seems alright" Geoff said. Yeah Naruto was an opponent and a crazy tough one but he seemed like a cool dude to hang out with. And potentially party like crazy with.
"He is an enemy! We do not acknowledge the skills of the enemy!" Courtney growled out before she took a breath to compose herself "who wants to go first?" Courtney asked her team
"Ooh us!" Katie and Sadie yelled together
"Would them doing an act together count?" DJ asked curiously
"They share the same brain so probably" Duncan said with an eye roll
"Alright you two go ahead. What have you got?" Courtney asked before the bass were subjected to some terrible dancing by the best friends.
"….so who you voting off?" Duncan asked Dj and Geoff as he felt like they were fucked against the Gophers with Naruto around.
(With the gophers)
Cody had sat out as he had no real physical talents and even admitted as such.
"Well at least your self aware enough that you can admit it Cody" Heather said
"And it's not like you're doing the whole Noah thing with fake moral support" Naruto said with an eye roll
"I have some pride," Cody said as he chuckled sheepishly.
Naruto smiled at this and nodded
"I'll go next!" Owen yelled as he took out a big container of soda and downed it quickly before he started rapidly burp the alphabet in one go in seconds.
This got silence from everyone before Naruto and Cody stood up and clapped for him. In honest applause.
"... that was entertaining and talented to you two?" Heather asked with a deadpan tone
"Do you know how hard that is to do?" Naruto Asked "Even I can't do it. That takes practice and dedication to do it that fast" he said honestly
"let's put him on the maybe list" Bridgette suggested as they had people to still go
"I can also toot beethoven's fifth!" Owen offered as he bent over
"No!!!!" the girls and even Cody and Naruto all yelled in terror at this
A few moments later Heather was in a ballerina outfit doing a routine while the others looked on.
"Not bad Heather that kind of thing takes dedication" Naruto said with a smile "I say have her do a routine all for it?" Naruto asked the team
Everyone nodded at this
"Thank you everyone" Heather said with a smile
"Your up Gwen" Naruto said as he looked at the goth girl
"pass" Gwen said as she looked at her diary
"You sure? I'm sure your plenty talented" Naruto asked as he wanted to be sure
"Not interested" Gwen said resolutely as she wrote in the diary some more silently grateful Naruto was at least being kind about this
"Right then Bridgette what do you got?" Naruto asked the surfer
"Well I can stand on my hands for 20 minutes but I haven't done it in a while" Bridgette said as she ate some chips
"Let's not risk it unless we have to. Last thing we want is you getting sick while doing an attempt" Naruto said as you don't eat right before doing something with a lot of exercise or strain involved.
Bridgette paused at this and looked at the chips she was eating before she chuckled sheepishly as she hadn't considered that.
"Alright Beth?" Naruto asked curiously
Beth smiled brightly as she walked Over to a campfire and lit two sticks on fire and started to twirl and dance with them.
"…..Ok I'll admit it I'm impressed" Naruto said as he chuckled
"You sure you know what you're doing?" Leshawna asked curiously
"Yup I took a class on this!" Beth yelled as she threw her sticks up into the air…. And jumped out of the way as they came back down as she couldn't catch them
"Fire!" Owen and Cody yelled in a panic as Cody's pant leg was lit on fire
"On it" Naruto said flatly as he fired a fire extinguisher at Cody covering him in foam
"T-thanks" Cody Stuttered
"Oh jeez I'm so sorry Cody!" Beth yelled as she ran to check on him
"It's fine. I'm alive and not hurt…. May need Some New Pants Though" he said looking at his singed pants
"Go ahead Cody and Beth let me guess you missed the catching class?" Naruto asked with a chuckle as Cody walked off
"Yeah. I had a dentist appointment that day" Beth admitted as she rubbed the back of her h3wd
"No problem I can teach you easily" Naruto said
"In 7 hours?" Heather Asked with an eyebrow raised
"Please this won't take 2 hours if Beth is as good as she already is" Naruto said as he nodded
Beth smiled at this and nodded thanks big bro! she said determined to learn
"I'll even bet on her. If she doesn't learn it in 2 hours. I'll vote Myself off" Naruto said showing absolute faith in Beth.
Everyone looked surprised at this
Izzy glared at Beth as if to say 'fail and I'll gut you'
Beth chuckled nervously but nodded ready to prove herself
"Alright back to it Leshawna?" Naruto was saying
"I got nothing sadly" she admitted. While she could dance she didn't think all dancing if heather was doing ballet was a good idea
"Hmmmm I guess I'll have to do my talent Hey Chris! I'm. gonna need blocks of ice and rocks!" Naruto bellowed.
"Interns! You heard him! Bring out the ice blocks and stones!" Chris yelled at a group of interns who quickly ran away to do as they were told
"Ok we have our team Beth let's go practice" Naruto said
"But what about your talent?" Heather asked with a raised eyebrow
"Just trust me mine will be a shattering experience for you all to see" he smirked
"Well since that's done I'm out" Gwen said as she walked away
"Good I don't need a pretty girl distracting me" Naruto said with a teasing tone
Gwen scoffed at this but smiled a little despite herself as she walked away
Cody, who came back from changing his pants sighed a little. It was obvious the goth girl had a thing for Naruto and truthfully he liked the guy so he wasn't even mad. It was just a crush.
Besides, Naruto wrestled sharks daily. Barehanded…. Yeah he had no chance against that.
Heather on the other hand scowled and glared at the retreating goth girl before she grabbed Lindsay as she went to walk away.
"I need you to do something" she told the blonde
Lindsay tilted her head curiously at this
(confessional static)
"How dare weird goth girl infringe on my territory. No one messes with me and gets away with it! No one!" Heather declared with a scowl on her face
(2 hours later with Lindsay)
Lindsay was spying on Gwen with some binoculars as the goth girl sat on a log and wrote in her diary while looking up and watching Naruto who was helping Beth who was finally getting the hang of catching her flaming batons. Specifically her vision came upon Naruto's ass as he taught Beth.
"Hmmmm whiskers has a good body" Lindsay mused as she giggled
"Oh does he?" Izzy said announcing her presence behind her making the blond squeal in surprise and throw her binoculars which nailed a intern in the head knocking him out
"Oh god Bill are you okay!" Another intern yelled as he ran to check on his friend.
"Oh Ibby! Wh-what a surprise! What are you doing here?" Lindsay asked concerned the crazy girl saw her spying on Gwen
"It's Izzy blondie and were you spying on Naruto?" Izzy asked curiously
"What? No! Why would you think that?" Lindsay asked
"Well I just find it interesting the prom queen says you sucked him off and then I catch you spying on him in my personal stalking spot" Izzy told her
"... suck off? You mean my mouth present?" Lindsay asked confused
"Yes I mean that" Izzy said with a chuckle "so are you interested in Naruto?" Izzy asked
"You mean as a boyfriend?"Lindsay asked as she thought about it
"Yes. A boyfriend, lover, master, significant other etc" Izzy said with a grin
"Ooooo you mean like in those romance stories I read with one guy and lots of girls?" Lindsay asked as she smiled
"you read?" Izzy asked more shocked at that
"I can read! I may not be the brightest but I'm not stupid!" Lindsay defended herself
"Ok Ok sorry look. I'll let you in on a secret" Izzy said as she smiled at the opportunity she was seeing
"Ooh a secret. I love secrets!" Lindsay squealed
"You know the past couple nights you and the others have heard animals fighting in the woods?" Izzy asked
"oh yeah one of those animals sounds like they are being killed painfully" Lindsay said as she nodded
Izzy smirked at this what if I said it was me and Naruto having fun" she said with a lustful tone
"Oh…. What kind of fun?" Lindsay asked
Izzy's smirk got wider at this 'too easy' she thought
(confessional static)
"Soon, soon my whiskered master will have as many bitches as he wants to please him and his thick, juicy (beep) as his gallons of (beep) are swallowed by us (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) while he sits on a throne!" Izzy Cackled
(Confessional static)
"Ooooo I'm joining a harem! This will be fun!" Lindsay giggled
(Later with Naruto)
"Ok Beth you got it now. We have 2 hours before the show. Rest up till then" Naruto told her
"You got it big bro!" Beth said with a smile as she nodded and ran off to go talk to Cody
Naruto chuckled at this as he could do worse for a little sis before he was stopped by Izzy
"Hey whiskers the blonde needs your help with something" Izzy told him
"Lindsay? Sure where is she?" Naruto asked curiously
"Follow me" Izzy told him as she led Naruto away. To the cave.
"Izzy if you wanted to fuck you didn't need to use a friend's name to get that. " Naruto told her with a sigh
"Oh it's not me your gonna be playing with whiskers" Izzy smirked as she brought him into the cave
"Woman what did you-oh wow" Naruto was saying before he spotted Lindsay completely nude save for her boots and head scarf and on the makeshift bed made from fur him and Izzy used for their fun.
"Hiya Naruto! Izzy said she needed help with your crazy need for sex and asked me to join!" Lindsay chirped out happily
"... I'll reward you later for this" Naruto told Izzy
"Go play with her whiskers. I'll go make sure the others think it's animals killing each other but I want details later. You can tell me all about them as you cover my chest in your thick cum!" Izzy grinned as she whispered into his ear
"You're a good girl now go" Naruto said with a smirk at Izzy before he smacked her ass as she left the cave
"So you like?" Lindsay asked as she wiggled her hips into the bed and made her breasts jiggle for him
"Oh I definitely like" Naruto said with a smirk as he took off his shirt showing off his chiseled abs
"... mmm such big muscles" Lindsay moaned as a little drool came from her mouth at seeing his muscles
Naruto chuckled at this as he took off his pants and his boxers showing his large cock standing tall and hard. "So shall we continue from last time or do you want it somewhere else?" Naruto asked with a smirk
Izzy said you were in pain after we didn't continue last time. So it's your choice foxy. Do you wanna fuck me?" Lindsay asked with a sweet and innocent toned voice. Immediately after she asked that she felt Naruto pounce on her. Pushing her back onto the bed as he started to move his hands along her body. Her hips, her long legs, her breasts.
The second his hands made contact with her large breasts however she moaned loudly.
"I'm sensitive there" Lindsay moaned out at his touch. Her moans became even louder when, after she said that, he placed both his hands in her breasts and started to grope and fondle them. "Mmmmm!!" She moaned out loudly as Naruto twisted one of her nipples.
Naruto chuckled as he rubbed his cock on her wet pussy "you ready?" he asked
Lindsay smiled and nodded at th before she surprised Naruto and flipped them over so she was straddling him
"I wanna ride you" she told him before she slammed her hips onto his cock. Inserting it inside her tight pussy making her scream out
"Kinky" Naruto smirked at the blonde bombshell before he slapped her ass to make it jiggle.
"oooh I like that!" Lindsay moaned out as she giggled and started to bounce on his cock
Naruto moved one of his hands to her breasts to fondle as she did so while his other hand continued to slap her ass. Making her moans turn to screams of pleasure with every touch he gave her.
"Ah! I have never felt this good before!" Lindsay moaned out as she started to sweat from their activities
"Well get used to it Lindsay. After all you're mine now" Naruto told her with a grin
"Mmmm I'lI do whatever you want" Lindsay moaned out
"Call me daddy" Naruto growled out as he smacked her ass
"Ah! Yes daddy! Please suck on my tits daddy!" Lindsay cried out in pleasure as she bent forward to move her breasts in front of his face as they bounced erratically.
Naruto grunted in approval as he latched onto her breasts as he continued to thrust up into her
"Oh god!! So deep!! So good!! Something is happening!" Lindsay yelled with her tongue hanging out of her mouth on the verge of climaxing due to his actions.
"Let it happen" Naruto growled out as he felt his climax coming
"Yes daddy!" Lindsay yelled as her body Shook from her oncoming orgasm. Spraying her juices all over Naruto's chest from the pleasure.
"Fuck!" Naruto shouted as he climaxed hard inside her. Sending his load inside and overflowing out of her twat.
"Oh…. Wow….." Lindsay panted out
"... um Lindsay are you on birth control?" Naruto asked after a moment
"What's that?" Lindsay asked
"... ah crap" Naruto paled
"Oh! Is this what Ibby said I have to take or I can't be with you?" Lindsay asked holding up a round pill container
"Oh thank God!" Naruto sighed in relief
"You know I got your back whiskers!" izzy yelled from a nearby walkie talkie
"The hell?" Naruto said looking at the walkie talkie
"Oh she said she would alert us when we have a half hour left before the talent show" Lindsay said with a smile
"You have a hour whiskers so get your fill" Izzy told him
"That's the plan now get bouncing little girl" Naruto said with a smirk as he smacked Lindsay's ass hard enough to leave a red handprint
"eeeeeee! yes daddy!" Lindsay moaned as she started to bounce on his cock some more. Wildly thrusting herself up and down as her breasts jiggled and bounced for his viewing entertainment
Naruto grunted and smiled in approval at this
"You like my body daddy?" Lindsay panted out as she bounced
"Damn straight. It's hotter than hell itself." Naruto told her as he moved his hands to her hips and gripped them as she bounced to make her move faster on his dick.
"Ah! You're so good!" Lindsay yelled as she let herself be used by her new lover like a fleshlight. Pushed and pulled on his cock at his leisure.
Naruto grunted and grabbed Lindsay by the back of her head and pulled her down close, shoving his tongue down her throat as He thrusted harder and harder.
"Hehehe you kissed me" Lindsay giggled as she moaned
"Fuck! You're so sexy!" Naruto grunted as he felt his cock throb
"I know daddy just let it out" Lindsay moaned as she licked at his whisker mark making Naruto shudder from this "ooh daddy has a sensitive spot too huh?" Lindsay teased before she licked them again like a pet would.
After she licked them once again, Naruto roared as he let his release out and flood Lindsay's cunt once more which caused her to climax on his cock
Naruto panted for breath as he let Lindsay rest on him after her own climax "wow I didn't know I had a sensitive spot" he panted out as he chuckled
"So….. full" Lindsay panted out fucked out of her mind and not even sure where she was.
"Yeah you good to go again?" Naruto asked as he knew he could go for one more round at least
"Where are we going?" She panted out confused
"I mean I want to fuck you again my sexy blonde" Naruto said with a smile as he smacked her ass
"Ah! You wanna fuck my ass like ibby said you would?" Lindsay asked curiously
"Well it is a great ass" Naruto said before he Flipped her over onto her hands and knees and rubbed his cockhead against her asshole.
Lindsay shuddered from this as his tessing was sending her into overdrive but soon Naruto pushed his dick inside her slowly. Hilting his dick halfway inside her ass.
Lindsay yelled out and arched her back at this
"You ok?" Naruto asked concerned
"Yeah it feels weird but……good" Lindsay moaned out
"Well then let's get it fully in first before I pound your sexy ass" Naruto chuckled and pushed himself slowly inside her. Fully putting his cock inside her asshole.
"Ah! You feel so big!" Lindsay screamed out
"Do you want me to stop?" Naruto asked
"No! Fuck my ass daddy!' Lindsay yelled as she looked over her shoulder at Naruto with a pout
"Well how could I say no to that?" Naruto chuckled before he started to slowly thrust in and out of her tight asshole. Each thrust making Lindsay moan as he was letting her adjust still to his length inside her.
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Go faster! Smack my ass like I'm a bad girl!" The blonde bombshell demanded in her lustful haze
SMACK!!
Naruto slapped her ass "you don't order me around" He told her
"Ah! I'm sorry daddy! Please use my ass till you are happy!" She begged
"Oh I will little girl" Naruto growled as he gripped her ass roughly as he started to thrust savagely into her ass
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!" With each hard thrust Naruto sent inside her asshole Lindsay screamed in pure pleasure.
"I'm getting close!" Naruto grunted as he slapped her ass while his balls tightened ready to unload inside the blonde's asshole
"Give it to me daddy!" Lindsay yelled out as she right then and there from his thrusts.
"Fuck!" Naruto shouted as he let loose his seed inside her asshole. The two's juices coating the fur bed with the essences of their love making
Naruto pulled out and fell to the makeshift bed and laid next to Lindsay both of them panting for breath
"Did I do good?" Lindsay asked as she hugged his arm
"You did great. An A" he told her
Lindsay smiled at this before she started to kiss him starting with his cheek and slowly making her way down to his crotch
"H-hey we need to go to the talent show' Naruto said as Lindsay made her way down to his cock
"But Inga didn't call yet" Lindsay pouted
"You have enough time to suck him off but you better use your breasts!" Izzy said over the walkie
"How are you hearing us?" Naruto asked since if this walkie was set to only receive calls and neither of them had spoken into it yet
"Don't question the powers of Izzy foolish mortals" Izzy said again making him qjestion how the hell she heard him
"Woman don't Give me that- oh fuck" Naruto was saying before he groaned as Lindsay engulfed his cock between her massive breasts
"Do you like my breasts daddy?" Lindsay asked with a giggle as she licked at his cock
"Yes. They're so big and soft" Naruto moaned out
Lindsay giggled at this as she continued to please her lover
(Later at the Amphitheater)
everyone was sitting in their seats for their teams.
"Where were you?" Heather asked Lindsay with a glare. She tried calling the blonde numerous times via walkie talkie but when she got nothing Heather went and spied on Gwen herself.
….. and found where the goth hid her diary in the cabins.
"Sorry can't say" Lindsay said with a smile as she shook her head as Izzy had made it clear that if she told anyone she would be cut off from sex with Naruto.
And she liked being Fucked by daddy far too much to lose out on that.
"Ugh. Whatever" Heather said with an eyeroll figuring it was something stupid
"Ok campers it's time to start the TDI talent Extravaganza!" Chris announced as he held out his arms and smiled
everyone clapped at this
"That name sucks!" Naruto and Duncan yelled before they looked at each other
"Just for that, your last Naruto!" Chris yelled "as for you Duncan…… I'll think of something" Chris said as he hated being interrupted and heckled
"Just get in with it!" Duncan said with an eyeroll
"Ok let's get this started. First up for the Killer Bass give it up for DJ!" Chris announced as DJ came out in a unitard waving a ribbon in a ribbon dance… until the ribbon wrapped around his legs and sent him to the floor Face first.
A screen with a picture of chef that was above the stage lit up with a 3 at this
"Dainty Yet Masculine. You got a 3 out of 9 from Grandmaster chef. Next up we have from the Screaming Gophers Beth!" Chris announced as DJ dejectedly left the stage for messing up
Beth came out with two on fire sticks and performed her fire dance before tossing the two sticks into the air….
And catching them perfectly in her hands.
Chef's scoreboard lit up with an 8 out of 9 which got cheers from the Gophers side
"Nice one Beth and now Izzy can stop pointing that crossbow at you" Chris said as he looked at Izzy in the crowd holding a crossbow
"Izzy drop it!" Naruto yelled out firmly
"I was gonna!" Izzy yelled as she threw the crossbow away which caused it to go off and shoot an arrow which impaled the wall next to a interns head which caused said intern to faint in terror
"Oh god Craig! You ok" Another intern yelled checking on his fellow intern
"Ok next up is Courtney for the bass and her violin" Chris said as Courtney came out and started to play a classical composition.
Chef's scoreboard lit up with an 8 at this which got cheers from the bass side
"Not bad for the CIT. Alright its 11 to 8 in the basses favor, can Heather put her team over? Let's find out!" Chris said as Courtney left the stage and Heather approached in a ballet outfit…… and holding a black book
Gwen's eyes widened in shock at this "oh no. she wouldn't" she said in disbelief
"What is It Gwen?" Naruto asked curiously
"That little bitch took my diary" Gwen growled out but was also worried as hell on what she'd reveal
"I was originally gonna perform a dance for you all but I decided to do a little cooperative reading to you all instead. Words by Gwen told by me" Heather said with a smirk as she opened the book "ahem….. so I'm trying to ignore him but he's just so cute. Those muscles of his could make bodybuilders jealous. If he played the guitar I'm sure he'd be my perfect guy. We just totally connect! And i love his spiky blond hair and whisker marks" Heather said with a grin
Gwen groaned and sank in her seat at this looking like she wanted to crawl into a hole and die
Naruto scowled at this before he looked at Izzy and nodded at her before they got up
As Heather read more from gwen's diary Chef's scoreboard lit up with a 2
"Oh come on! this is worth a 4! Heather yelled before a tomato hit her in the head courtesy of Naruto and Izzy
"Get off the stage!" Naruto yelled as he threw another tomato
"This is the worst stripper I have ever seen!" Izzy yelled as she threw another tomato
"Grrr! You'll both pay for this!" Heather yelled before she got hit by another tomato in the face courtesy of Naruto
(confessional static)
"I warned her to keep the manipulative gameplay and mind games shit to the other team. She didn't listen. Now she dug her grave" Naruto said with a scowl
(confessional static)
"I just want to curl up and die!" Gwen groaned as she covered her face in embarrassment since Naruto pretty much now knew of her crush on him given what Heather read about liking his hair and whisker marks
(confessional static)
"Dude I can understand not getting along with Gwen but Heather took it too far. That was so messed up" Owen said still shocked
(confessional static)
"hmmmm maybe me and Lindsay should not ally with Heather" Beth said in thought as that was just horrible
(Confessional static)
"That was horrible. So messed up!" Bridgette said as what Heather did was really fucking evil.
(confessional static)
"If Gwen needs help with the body I'll help" Leshawna said with a scowl as she held a shovel
"Anyone seen my shovel?" An intern was heard from outside the stall
(With Kushina)
Kushina and Minato were watching the show and …..
"If that brat so much as touches that little cunt I'll kill him! Revive him, then kill him again and again till the fucking grim reaper tells me personally to stop!" Kushina yelled as what Heather pulled was fucked up beyond measure by her standards. fucked up standards but standards none the less
It's on thing in a pro wrestling storyline to do this since it's acting in that scenario. This was just for shits and giggles though.
(back at the event)
"Ok now that we have cleaned up the tomatoes it's time to bring out Geoff!" Chris said as Geoof was in the back getting ready.
"Sweet let's do this!" Geoff yelled as he jumped onto his skate board to go out there
…. And it snapped in half under his weight "aww that bites" He groaned out
"We need a fill in now!" Courtney yelled as she scanned her team. Sadie and Katie sucked, Duncan did only illegal talenta which weren't allowed. Her only options were Harold or Justin.
"Justin we need you!" Courtney said as there was no way she was trusting Harold with this
"It appears we have a fill-in attempt from the bass. Instead of Geoff we have Justin doing…. Something" Chris said as Justin came out and started to pose for the crowd with camera flashes
Chef's screen lit up with a 4 at this which got cheers from the bass side
"Boo! Pretty boy crap isn't a talent!" Naruto yelled as he threw another tomato
"Technically he's right but it's hot so we'll allow it" Chris said simply
Before a tomato nailed him in the head and splattered all over him
"Nailed him!" Beth yelled as she smiled and held up a 10 for Narutos throw
"Nice shot whiskers" Duncan smirked from the bass side as he also held up a 10 score card
Chef's scoreboard lit up to a 9 at this
"Oh c'mon!!" Chris groaned out as he wiped off tomato juice from his face and hair "whatever Naruto you're up. Can Naruto help his team overcome the basses score of 15 with their current score of 10?. Let's find out!"
"Go Naruto!" Owen yelled along with the other Gophers as he approached the stage
Naruto stood on the stage and gave a whistle and suddenly a few of the interns came in, shoving a large block of ice much to the shock of the cast.
Naruto cracked his knuckles, worked out his neck then took up his fighting stance, he then started unleashing a palm strike carving at the edge of the ice then moving on with a kick serving to further cut out chunks of ice, Naruto jumped into the air then kicked more chunks away from the ice, he moved on again and again send ice chunks flying large and small coating some of the campers in the water from the attack, the pace of Naruto's strikes became increasingly faster causing mist to build up from the ice. After about 5 minutes he stepped back as the mist vanished revealing a sculpture of an eastern dragon made of of shining ice
Naruto clapped his hands as the next object the interns pushed in was a large jagged boulder. Naruto worked the creaks out of his hands and then punched hard at the rock cracking into the rock. His palms smacked against the hard rocks surface slightly cutting his hands, he then moved on with his feet kicking off the rough chunks away, his fist then made impact with the center of the stock breaking away more or the stone, everyone looked on stunned silence as they watched the whiskered teen breaking apart and re sculpting the rough jagged stone. Naruto huffed wiping the sweat off his brow before showing his next sculptor this one of a large nine tailed fox
(confessional static)
"Wish they had brought in the third object like I wanted but two will have to do" Naruto shrugged
(Confessional static)
"Where were we gonna find giant chunks of metal for him to break and sculpt within an 8 hour timeframe?" An intern asked the camera sarcastically
(Confessional static)
"Oh we so lost. Guess I'll figure out who's getting booted" Duncan deadpanned as he knew there was no winning this now after seeing that.
(Back at the event)
Chef's scoreboard lit up with a 9 which caused the gophers to cheer, well except for Heather who was still trying to clean her hair
"With a final score of 19 to 15 the Screaming Gophers win!" Chris announced as Naruto took a bow while his team rushed him to celebrate
"Killer Bass I'll see you at the campfire" Chris told the losing team
"Should have let me try my talent. I have mad skills and could've won this" Harold said
Everyone else looked at Harold with unamused looks at him
"What? You know I'm right" he said not seeing he was digging his own grave
"Oh this will end well" Chris said with a chuckle
"What could you have Possibly Done?" Duncan asked boredly not believing the nerd
"Let me show you" Harold said before he went to the Mic and started to beatbox….. really well actually.
"Why didn't you say anything!?" Courtney yelled out in frustration at this reveal
"I did! When I went to Audition you Didn't give me a chance to remember?" Harold yelled back
"As much as it physically pains me to admit it he's right princess" Duncan said with a sigh as he couldn't dispute that. As much as he really wanted to.
"Ugh!" Courtney scowled
(Later at the campfire
"And remember if I do not call your name you'll be sent home on the boat of losers and unable to return" Chris said "Courtney, Duncan, DJ, Geoff, Katie, Sadie, Tyler" Chris said leaving only Justin and Harold
"Justin your hotness did give you a score but not a great one since it wasn't a talent which I think is totally dumb. And Harold you didn't reveal you had wicked beatboxing skills till after the talent show" Chris said as he held up a marshmallow "the final marshmallow goes to…… Harold" Chris said as he tossed it to the nerd
"Sorry, Justin hotness just wasn't enough to save you here. Adios brah" Chris told the pretty boy before they went on the boat and left
(1 hour later at the cabins)
After the Bass came back sans Justin, Gwen marched up to the Bass cabin and knocked on the door until Harold opened it
"What?" He asked
"You have a red ant farm right?" Gwen asked the nerd
"Yeah? Why?" He asked
"I need them for something" Gwen said
"And you think I'd just give you them?" Harold asked
"Perhaps we can persuade you" Gwen said simply
"We?" Harold asked confused
"Hello" Naruto said grinning as he walked up behind the goth girl
Harold paled at this and instantly went inside and came back out with the ant farm and placed it in the goth girl's arms
"So you're Ok with this?" Gwen asked Naruto
"Of course! I'm always ready for a prank especially if it's for payback" Naruto grinned maliciously once Harold went inside
"thanks" Gwen said with a nod
"No problem plus I'm kinda impressed you thought of something this hard-core. It's kind of hot" he admitted
Gwen paused at this and blushed a little but composed herself. Just because he knew of her crush on him now didn't mean now was the time to bring it up.
"Now let's go make a bitch miserable" Naruto grinned
(1 hour later)
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! GET THEM OFF!!" Heather yelled as she ran out of the cabin to the showers covered in red ants
Naruto and Gwen were sitting on the cabin rooftop nearby while Naruto recorded this with his phone that he stole from Chris's trailer while the host was out
"Sweet dreams Heather" Gwen grinned
"Oh her nightmares just starting" Naruto said still recording
"... what did you do?" Gwen asked as now she knew he added something to this
"Threw a live wasp nest in there. The second she closes the shower door she'll be in for a world of agony since I set it to lock from behind her" Naruto smirked as Heather's screams got louder
"…..you're hot" Gwen said without thinking before she blushed in embarrassment
"Oh am I?" Naruto asked teasingly with a grin
"um I gotta go!" Gwen yelled before she climbed down off the roof to go to bed
"Guess that was too much after the diary revealing her crush on me" Naruto admitted to himself
"Give goth love rival some time" Izzy's voice said as she sat in a nearby tree with binoculars watching them making Naruto jump in surprise
"Woman you need a bell" he said as he calmed down
"Ooh can it be attached to a collar with your name on it and a leash? Ooh can it be a shock collar too?" Izzy giggled crazily loving that idea
Naruto chuckled and shook his head at this
(a few days later)
"Last time on Total Drama Island! A talent contest brought out the worst in our campers. It was awesome. Despite Killer Basses attempts to bring in some talent, The screaming Gophers utterly dominated the talent show thanks to Beth's fire dance and Naruto's martial strength and prowess to carve ice and stone into statues with his bare hands! Meanwhile Heather read Gwen's diary on Tv for all to see. Outing her crush on our pro wrestling blond powerhouse. During the campfire ceremony the bass voted off Justin after his talent of being hot just wasn't enough to bring them victory. Who'll be the next camper to walk off this crappy dock? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Island!" Chris announced with a grin
(Campfire)
It had been a few days since the talent show. The remaining campers on both teams were currently sitting on the stumps or standing with their teammates as the host stood in front of them.
"Ok campers, today's challenge will test your outdoor survival skills. I'm not gonna lie some of you may not come back alive" Chris said Making Owen and Beth gasp
"Relax he's lying just like how he lies about his age" Naruto said with a smirk
"Screw you brat!" Chris yelled
"How old is he?" Gwen asked curiously
"He's- mpph!" Naruto was saying before Chris put a hand over his mouth
"Shut the fuck up and I'll pay off your ramen tab!" Chris told him
"score!" Naruto yelled as he smiled after Chris pulled away
This got laughs from some of the campers
"Anyways all you guys have to do is spend one night in the woods.
"But I already spend nights in the wo- mpph!" Lindsay was saying before Izzy covered her mouth
"Ignore her. Her hairspray has her high as a giraffes ass" Izzy said with a smile at everyone
"... okaaaay… anyways everything you need To Survive Is at your team's campsite in the forest. You just have to find it. Oh also watch out for bears. Lost a couple interns in pre production and several more that went on break. First team back for breakfast wins invincibility" Chris said as he tossed a map and compass to each team.
Heather went to catch the map that Chris tossed there way but Naruto blocked her way and caught it while the compass landed in Bridgette's hands.
"Hey! What's the deal?" Heather asked as she scowled at Naruto
"Cause you're not gonna be in charge of the map or compass. Not after The diary crap you pulled." Naruto told her while Gwen frowned and walked on ahead not wanting to be here for this after her crush was outed
"Oh please I'm sure I can convince you to give me the map" Heather said with a sultry look at Naruto
"…..not happening" Naruto told her after he considered it
"Ouch" Owen said with a wince
"Denied prom queen!" Leshawna said with a laugh
"Anyone else concerned about the bears?" Cody asked
"Nah. I say bring em on" Naruto said simply as he smiled as they all started to walk Into the woods
"if that's the case you're in charge of dealing with it" Heather told him
"You call that a punishment? Ha!" Naruto grinned
(Confessional static)
"So one of the reasons I agreed to this show was to wrestle or fight a bear. Mom Told me the Story of how she once hit a piledriver on a bear in a tornado. Ever since I've been wanting to see how they stack up as an opponent" Naruto Grinned at the camera
(Back with the Gophers)
"I once had a little encounter with a bear. Let's just say his head looks real nice up on the mantle" Owen said as he smiled
"Ooh this one time I saw a huge bear eating our garbage. He had old spaghetti Noodles hanging from his big huge teeth! It looked like blood and guts!" Izzy was saying making Cody and Lindsay turn green
"It was so gross. We thought he was eating the neighbor's cat Simba but it turns out he was just lost for a week. Uh you didn't eat spaghetti did you?" Izzy asked the two who didn't respond. "Good let's go!" Izzy yelled as she charged ahead
"It's gonna be a long walk" Bridgette said as she sighed as they all walked
(With the bass)
"Ok camp should be this way" Courtney said looking at the map as they walked. Leading her team through the woods until Katie and Sadie saw a blueberry bush.
"Ooh I love blueberries!" Sadie exclaimed
"Oh my gosh me too!!" Katie squealed as the two ate blueberries
…. And consequently became separated from their team
(later)
Everyone was walking while Naruto looked at the map
"I can't make heads or tails of this!" He exclaimed
"It's upside down" Bridgette said as she took the map so she could lead the way
"Oh…heh thanks Bridgette" Naruto said as he chuckled sheepishly
"No problem just stay there and look pretty" she teased him as she looked at the map "it's this way" she said pointing east.
"Hey I'm not useless like that pretty boy Justin!" Naruto said as they walked
"Of Course not. You're also real big and strong" Bridgette joked
"Your mean. I'm gonna go see how Gwen's doing" Naruto said with a pout as he ran ahead
"... A for effort. C for results" Izzy whispered in the surfer girls ear
Bridgette paused at this and looked at Izzy with a raised eyebrow as she more expected Izzy to threaten her for her attempt to flirt with Naruto
"I'll fill you in later" Izzy giggled as she walked ahead of the surfer girl
"Hey Gwen you doing ok?" Naruto asked as he approached the goth girl
"I don't want to talk about it right now Naruto" she told him hotly
Naruto frowned at this "Ok but if you need someone to talk to….." he said leaving it in the air before he headed back and let Gwen move on
"How is she?" Leshawna asked curiously
"Won't look me in the eye" Naruto said a she sighed
"Don't blame Yourself" Bridgette told him
"I don't I blame the yoko of the team" Naruto said as he gestured to Heather which got snorts of laughter from everyone
"That's the best you've got?" Heather asked boredly
"I could call you a (beep)but my mom would gut me like a fish" Naruto said with a glare Before he looked at the camera guy recording him "I called her a Catch U Next Tuesday people!" He told them with a vicious grin
Heather paused at this and she looked at Naruto with her mouth hanging open at this. Along with everyone else on their team.
Hell even Izzy looked shocked at him.
(With Kushina)
"Gahahahahaha!" Kushina laughed hysterically at this as she knew what he called Heather and it was well deserved
Minato sighed however "this is gonna end badly" he said
(back with Naruto)
""H-how dare You! You! You!" Heather said as she growled out too angry to form the words
"And with that scintillating wit of yours we can end this conversation. Good talk Heather but I get better conversations from my tapeworm" Naruto said as he walked off leaving many, many stunned campers
"... that was savage" Cody said in awe
"What's his problem?!" Heather yelled out as she glared at Naruto
"Girl you read Gwen's diary on live TV" Leshawna glared at her. While shocked with Naruto's language she wouldn't fault him. Hell Heather had it coming.
Heather scoffed at this and growled as they all continued to walk until they made it to the campsite.
"That's it? A tent and a fire pit?" Cody asked as they approached
"Where's the food?" Heather asked as she frowned
"It's called hunting Yoko. One or two of us will need to Get Food" Naruto Told her flatly
Gwen snorted at this as she didn't hear him call Heather this before "good one" she smirked
"Oh bite me weird goth girl" Heather scoffed
"I don't need rabies or whatever you've got" Gwen told her flatly
"my money is on HPV" Naruto said with a smirk
"Ha!" Gwen said as she burst out laughing at this while some of the others flinched but chuckled at Naruto's burn
"I'll go hunting! I'm great at finding food and if any bears are around I'll take them out" Owen said as he ran off
"Wait for me big man!" Naruto said as he ran after Owen
"That…… bastard….." Heather growled under her breath as her hands clenched into fists
(Confessional static)
"Memo to me either have Whiskers break Heather into an obedient slave or have her as far away from him as possible" Izzy mused
(confessional static)
"The more Naruto insults Heather the better I'm feeling" Gwen said with a smile at her crush defending her and ripping into Heather verbally
(Confessional static)
"How dare he insult me! Me!! Just cause he's attractive. And muscular. And rich. Forget it! I'll crush him for saying such things!!" Heather growled out
(confessional static)
"Wow Naruto goes for the throat verbally if you cross one of his friends. Good to know" Cody said as he was already fine with never pissing off Naruto.
He didn't want to be suplexed over and over again dammit
(Later back at the Gopher's camp)
Naruto and Owen returned to camp with several fishes
"Fish really?" Heather asked not really a fan of fish
"Well it's not like we can get pizza delivered Yoko" Naruto told her as he handed the fish to Leshawna and Cody
"Yo who ordered the pizza? Extra large with Pepperoni?" A random Delivery guy holding a pizza box asked
"That's for the camera Crew" a cameraman said gesturing to them to bring it to them
"... welp time to kill the camera crew and take their pizza" Naruto said cracking his neck and knuckles
"I'll help! I love pizza!" Izzy said with a grin as she pulled out a machete.
The camera crew looked at the glaring campers at this
(confessional static)
"We quit!" the crew yelled still holding the pizza box
"Get out here and face your deaths like men!" Izzy's voice yelled as a machete stabbed into the Confessional through the wall behind them before they ran out in fear
(back with the event)
Everyone watched as Izzy chased the camera crew into the woods
"... should we go bring her back?" Lashawn asked
"She will be back. I'm more worried about what attacks her" Naruto said as he chuckled as he went to help Bridgette set up the tent while Cody and Owen cooked the fish
(30 mins later)
"Alright fish is cooking. Tent is tenting." Owen said
"Good I'm starving" Lindsay said as she smiled as she waited patently
"So you really hunted a bear?" Cody asked Owen curiously as they all sat around the fire
"Yeah me and My grandpa went hunting one day when we came upon the great beast. I tell you he was ten feet high if he was a foot! And then he roared his terrible roar!" Owen said as he imitated a loud roar. "We grabbed our shotgun and with one blast Bam!! He fell. We took his blood and marked ourselves to honor him. It was a good death" Owen said as he finished his story
"Yeah right! No way you took down a ten Foot Bear" Heather said with an eye roll
"I did! I could take out a bear if it showed up!" Owen said before they heard rustling in the bushes
"Maybe Izzy's back with the pizza?" Cody suggested
Everyone get behind me" Naruto said firmly as he got up and started to bounce on his feet as if getting ready to fight while his hands were in fists.
"Guys I'm sure it's just Izzy!" Owen said as he moved the bushes "great pyramid of Giza!" He yelled as he stumbled back in shock at the sight of a bear
"Roar!!" The bear growled at Owen
"Run to the trees!!" Heather yelled as everyone but Naruto ran at the trees
The bear stomped towards Naruto who after looking at it sat back down on the log.
"Izzy knock it off, I know it's you." Naruto said as he went back to cooking the fish
"Aww you ruined my joke." Izzy pouted taking off her bear mask
"Izzy!" The gophers shouted in shock
"Yep I could see the zipper coming at the end of the tail." Naruto said checking to see if the fish was nearly done cooking
"Oh you are so gonna pay for this you psychopath." Heather growled stomping up to Izzy only to hear a loud growl and looked up to see another Bear standing behind her
"Oh and what's this, you got one of Chris's little interns to help you out with this prank too? Oooh so scary." Heather said kicking the bear in the shin
"Uh...Heather." Izzy said, Heather kicked the bear again
"Heather, I don't think that this is a prank." Gwen said, but Heather didn't listen and kicked the bear again
"Girl knock it off I think that's..." Leshwana warned but it was to late as the bear gave out a loud roar cover Heather is saliva, and terrifying the gophers as they screamed in terror
Naruto sighed, setting the fish back down just as it was ready to cook, pushing the others aside.
"Owen hold my jacket." Naruto said tossing his jacket to Owen who quickly caught it
"Naruto what are you doing!?" Beth cried with worry
"I got this. I've Been waiting for this moment!" Naruto said, kicking up speed as he ran at the bear slamming his elbow into it's gut ramming it into the tree.
The bear growled swiping at Naruto who ducked under it's claw retaliating with a strong uppercut, the bear roared lunging at Naruto who did the same paws clasping hands as they locked in a death grip. Naruto reared his head back slamming it into the bear's.
The others stood in shock with gaping jaws as they watched the fight going on between their teammate and the the wild bear
"First sharks and now I bear...what next a giant animatronic monster!" Cody shouted
"Or mutant animals?" Bridgett said
Naruto threw the bear to the ground before lifting it back up and unleashing a hard german suplex down on the big lug causing it to groan in pain as his head slammed into the dirt.
"You give up?" Naruto asked as the bear nodded
(Minutes later)
"oh great you had to go messing around with that stupid bear now our foods burnt." Heather shouted annoyed at both Naruto and the bear now named Grize as he was sitting next to him
"Hey don't yell at Grize." Naruto said suddenly a loud thumping sound was heard causing Grize to shiver with fear hiding behind Naruto as the teens heard the sounds of snapping twigs, falling trees, and a rank smell, but Naruto recognized it well...the smell of blood.
Suddenly a tree came crashing down nearly crushing the gophers but Owen quickly pushed his teammates out of the way in time as it came crashing down
"Owen!" Everyone but Heather screamed in horror running to their friend
"Owen, are you okay?" Bridgette asked seeing the large boy slightly bruised and scratched up from the debris of the tree
"Yeah nothing too bad." Owen said with a chuckle
"You saved us, big guy thanks." Leshwana said patting his back
"That's what friends do." Owen smiled
"Uh guys..." Beth said shaking
Emerging from the forest was a large dark almost black grizzly bear twice the size of Grize, its left ear chipped away, its eyes blood red, sharp claws ready to cleave into flesh a blood dripping from it's mouth.
"Oh damn..." Leshwana uttered
Naruto ran at the bear delivering a hard drop kick to the gut, the bear roared slashing at Naruto who reared back leaving the bear to cut open his shirt
"That was my favorite shirt asshole, it's on now!" Naruto shouted giving a roar as she charged at the large bear smashing into driving dozens of hard punches into the beast's chest causing it to cough up blood Naruto jumped up driving his knee into the bears chin knocking it down before he went along behind it and delivered a german suplex to it making it sprawl on the ground trying to get up.
"You know my teammates are pretty hungry. I wonder if they won't mind having some tasty bear meat." Naruto said his eyes red and a savage grin spreading over his face sending shiver of fear down the bear's back as it took off
"Oh no you don't!" Naruto shouted chasing after it
"Naruto get back here!" Bridgette yelled as she tried to go after him but was stopped by izzy
"relax he will be fine he does this kind of thing all the time" Izzy said as she smiled
"well I am still worried about him" Bridgette said as she frowned
"hmmmm how about I tell you about this club me and Lindsay are part of?" Izzy asked with a smirk
Bridgette raised a eyebrow at this unknown to her and izzy Gwen was behind a nearby tree listening in on them
(Meanwhile)
Katie and Sadie were walking lost through the woods trying to find their missing teammates when suddenly they saw a grizzly bear running at them
The bff's screamed in terror only for the bear to run right pass them much to their surprise suddenly they saw a strange yellow blur come pass causing them to spin.
At the Bass camp, the campers were simply resting by the campfire.
"Aw now this feels like camping just sitting out by the campfire, chillaxin without any worries, looking up at the stars." Geoff said
"True that my brother, true that." Dj said
Harold scoffed. "Says you, I want some action, did you know that I've trained in over 15 styles of kung-fu? My hands are lethal weapons." Harold said performing his fake kung-fu causing, Geoff, DJ, Duncan, Tyler and Courtney to roll their eyes
"The nerds got a point I could do for a little action." Ducnan said
Suddenly they heard some rustling over by the bushes when suddenly the massive bear burst from the forest giving out a loud roar which terrified the bass team
Tyler started foaming at the mouth before falling to the ground, DJ jumped into a shaking Geoff's arm,
Courtney clung to Duncan's arm for safety if not for the fear he was in the delinquent would be smirking, Harold let out a shrill girlish scream as wet his pants before jumping into a nearby bush to hide
The bear looked around frantically with fear it's eyes when something suddenly grabbed it back the back of its head much to the teen's shock.
"Holy..." Geoff started
"Shit..." Ducnan finished as they saw Naruto lightly cut up with claw marks a blood dripping down the corner of his mouth
"I'm not finished with you!!" He screamed dragging the roaring and kicking bear away leaving the bass team stunned they jumped as they heard the sound of beating flesh with small bits of blood landing on the grass and dirt.
(confessional static)
"Ok, note to self make allies with Naruto first chance I get" Duncan said wide eyed. Dude just ripped apart a fucking bear with no effort
(Confessional static)
"I could've done that if I wanted to….. I just didn't want to." Harold said with his pants still wet from fear
(Confessional static)
"That guy is crazy! He makes Duncan seem like an upstanding citizen" Courtney said wide eyed
(back with the Gophers)
Back at camp Bridgette and Beth were tending to Owen while the others sat around the fire worried about Naruto.
"Okay that's it, it's been two hours I'm going to look for him." Cody shouted finding some courage
"Cody you crazy?! It's too dangerous!" Leshwana said
"I gotta do it, I'm...I'm the only guy on this team who hasn't done anything, the others managed to get us food, Owen saved us from a falling tree, and Naruto took on bears! But what about me? I've been useless this entire time." Cody said slumping his shoulders and looking down at the ground frustrated by his own weakness
"Cody, you can't blame yourself." Beth said putting a hand on his shoulder
"She's right, little buddy." Owen said
"Yeah your time will come it's just not this one" a voice said catching everyone's attention as they all turned to see Naruto walking out from the forest smirking dragging something behind him
"Naruto!" The Gophers cheered, Gwen, Izzy, and Lindsey embracing him in a hug
"Yeah sorry for worrying you like that." Naruto said, rubbing the back of his head. "But hey I brought dinner!" He said holding up the dead bear it's head smashed into a bloody paste
"..." The gophers jaws crashed to the floor
"Ummm" Bridgette was saying before Naruto held up some leaves and berries
"I figured I'd find your food as well since your vegetarian" He told her with a smile as she smiled and blushed
"I call dibs on a leg!" Owen said raising his hand
Grize smiled at this and nodded in respect at Naruto before he ran off into the woods
"What do you think that was about? Ooh did you just get named king of the bears by killing their king?" Izzy asked
"I think this asshole was a bully of the forest" Naruto said as he ripped a leg out of the bear's corpse…. With his bare hands
(Later)
Bridgette was squirming in the tent wide awake unlike the others. Her movements however woke up Naruto
"Hey Bridgette you ok?" Naruto asked as he woke up
"Oh yeah I'm fine…." She lied not expecting him to be awake
"... you have to use the bathroom don't you" Naruto stated rather than asked
"... yes… like crazy but….." Bridgette was saying
"Don't worry I'll escort you" Naruto said
"Really?" she asked hopefully
"Don't worry your pretty head, I'll make sure you're safe. And I'll wait wherever you tell me to wait so you don't have to worry about me peeking on you" he told her as he got up and helped her out of the tent Before they took a little walk to some shrubs behind a tree.
"I'll wait right at this tree. If anything happens yell for me" Naruto told her with a smile as he turned his back to give her privacy
After Bridgette…. Relieved herself Naruro and her returned to the campsite where they saw Gwen awake and sitting on a log
"Gwen? What are you doing up?" Bridgette asked curiously
"I wanted To talk to Naruto…. Alone please" she said
"Oh…sure no problem" Bridgette said as she quickly went into the tent
Naruto walked over and sat on the log with Gwen and waited for her to speak.
"Look about what Heather read from my diary-" Gwen was saying before Naruto held up his hand to stop her from speaking
"It's fine Gwen. If anything I'm flattered. You're smart. You're funny. You're attractive and I love goths honestly" he said with a smile making her blush
"I just don't know if you'd really want to be with me with what I'm about to say" he said
"Is this about that club Izzy was telling Bridgette about while you were killing that bear?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow
"... goddammit Izzy" he groaned out as he pinched his nose
"Yeah you probably shouldn't have her be your hype woman" Gwen said with a chuckle
"So you know then?" Naruto sighed as he figured may as well ask
"Yeah I know. Bridgette knows too. Only girls on our team who don't are Beth, Heather, and Leshawna" Gwen explained
"Alright I'll just come out and say it. Do you want to join? I'm not Gonna Force You Into it. I Want You to Honestly Tell Me" Naruto told her as Whatever decision she chose was fine with him
"Does this answer your question?" Gwen asked before she shocked him with a kiss
After a few moments Naruto and Gwen pulled away from each other. A trail of saliva connecting their lips.
"Wow" Gwen said as she tried to catch her breath
Naruto chuckled at this feeling his ego boost from how Gwen was impressed with just a kiss
"Aww I was hoping you two would do more" Izzy said From a Tree Upside down watching them
"Woman I swear I'm gonna-" Naruto was saying
"Is that the Thanks I get for setting up a harem for you?" Izzy asked "cause if it is I'd prefer some hard, rough, bitch breaking, spike shattering, spank my ass and call me sally sex" she said
"Izzy if you wake up the others I swear" Gwen said as she made a neck cutting motion
"Oh relax the only ones awake are us and the surfer babe spying on us" Izzy said
"... Bridgette, are you spying on us?" Naruto asked as he looked at the tree Izzy pointed out
"... no…… maybe……. Yes" she said as she came into view from behind the tree pointed at
"Look I'm sorry about Izzy" Naruto told her as he figured he should apologize to her
"No no it's fine I'm just surprised she wasn't lying. I thought she was saying this stuff to give me false hope" Bridgette said as Izzy dropped down from the tree
"Hey I'm crazy, not cruel. Who do you think I am Yoko?" Izzy said with a pout
Bridgette and Gwen chuckled at this as Izzy had them there
"So you want to join our club of love surfer girl?" Izzy asked with a grin at Bridgette
"Ummmm" Bridgette thought on this
"She doesn't have to if she doesn't want to Izzy" Naruto said as he wanted to be clear there was no pressure
"Well I'm not against it. You like your girls all equally right?" Bridgette asked
"That's a good question" Gwen said as she raised a eyebrow
"Yes he does. Trust me I tried to establish myself as the alpha when I brought him blondie….. It didn't work" Izzy said
"What did you do?" Gwen asked Naruto curiously
"I made her watch me and Lindsay. I did nothing with Izzy that entire night And she wasn't allowed to touch herself in anyway" Naruto said as he chuckled sheepishly
"It was hell" Izzy shuddered remembering it vividly
"... why not I'm in" Bridgette said as she walked up to Naruto and kissed him.
"And you know my answer" Gwen sid as she kissed Naruto after Bridgette pulled away from him
"... I love my life." Naruto grinned
"Great only one thing left to do" Izzy said as she walked over towards Gwen.
"You know the rule none of that during events" Naruto told her
"Right right. I'll show you all our party cave after we win this" Izzy said with a ile smile
The goth and surfer girl blushed at this as Naruto chuckled "alright we should rest since we need to head back to camp tomorrow" Naruto said to his girls as they nodded before heading to sleep
(Early next morning)
The gophers were running through the woods back to the camp. When they arrived they saw the bass already there
"They beat us?!" Heather growled
"Not quite. The bass Are missing two fishies" Chris said as he shook his head
"Yea where are dumb and dumber?" Naruto asked
"Tweedle dumb and tweedle idiot? I think they were eaten by wolves or something" Duncan said simply
"A tragedy really" Courtney said in agreement with the punk
Immediately after that Katie and Sadie came running out of the woods running for their lives screaming
"You guys we're back! We got some berries then we got lost!" Katie said
"Then we ran from a huge blood covered bear and found shelter in a cave where we ran from a giant brown bear" Sadie said
"And we did it all while suffering our first ever fight! Oh sadie I'm sorry For saying your butt was too big for the bus seats" Katie said
"... when did you say that?" Sadie asked confused
"... I thought it" Katie admitted sheepishly
"Well that's wonderful…..but you morons cost us the challenge!" Courtney yelled as her and the other bass glared at the two
"Indeed they did Courtney since they got here late the Screaming Gophers win" Chris said with a chuckle "you'll be going on an all expense paid trip to the Tuck Shop! And yes there is ramen there Naruto" Chris said
"Woooooo!!" Owen and Naruto cheered while Izzy threw a bear skull in the air and caught in happily
"... where'd you find a bear skull?" Chris asked
"Whiskers killed this really Big one covered in blood and I decided to keep the skull!" Izzy said happily as she wore the skull like a helmet
"... well ok then. Killer bass one of you is going home tonight" Chris said ignoring this
The Killer Bass team glared at Katie and Sadie at this making the two best friends frown
(Campfire Ceremony)
Everyone of the killer bass was at the campfire ceremony and everyone but Katie and Sadie had a marshmallow
"You've all cast your votes and there's one marshmallow left." Chris said "the person staying on Total Drama Island is……… Katie" Chris said as He tossed the tanned girl the marshmallow
"No not Sadie!" Katie yelled in horror at her best friend being sent home
"... so does this count as having half a brain left or do we gain a full brain with one gone?" Duncan whispered to Geoff who chuckled
"Chef bring the butter and the crowbar!" Chris yelled as he knew separating the best friends would be quite a task. And virtually impossible
"I'll do it when I get a raise pretty boy!" Chef yelled in a lawnchair reading a book
"Fine I'll just get Naruto to do it"
"Fuck off! I'm busy!" Naruto yelled from the hot tub where he was sitting with Gwen, Izzy, Bridgette, and Lindsay
"... fine I'll do it myself" Chris said as he went off to grab the butter and crowbar
"Oh this oughta be good" Chef said putting down his book to watch Chris fail to separate the best friends
(2 hours later)
"How are you two this strong?!" Chris yelled as he had been failing at this for two hours straight
"This is just sad" Chef said as he shook his head
"But it's funny!" Naruto said as he cackled from the hot tub
"... one thousand dollars chef" Chris said as his pride was demolished
"Done!" Chef said as he walked over and easily pried them apart and threw Sadie on the boat "drive now before they try to fuse again!" Chef yelled before the boat took off
"Good luck Katie!!" Sadie yelled as she waved
"I'll miss you Sadie!!" Katie yelled from the docks
"I'll miss you more!!" Sadie yelled
"Not as much as I'll miss you!!" Katie yelled
"Is there a mute button for them?!" Naruto yelled as this was just pathetic and annoying
"If there was, we wouldn't have voted them off!" Duncan yelled at Naruto
"Touche!" Naruto yelled back
"Hush you're ruining the vibe" Gwen said as she fed Naruto some ramen while he grinned.
In a hot tub with four gorgeous women in bikinis being fed ramen? This was the dream baby!
Anyways here's the teams listing so you're aware of who's still in for each team each chapter
Screaming Gophers: Naruto, Izzy, Gwen, Bridgette, Heather, Lindsay, Leshawna, Cody, Beth, Owen,
Killer bass: Courtney, Duncan, Katie, Tyler, Harold, Geoff, DJ
Eliminations: Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, Sadie