Deadly Diana
Summary: A drabble written for the Tumblr hurt/comfort dialogue prompt: "Where did those bruises come from."
The White Collar team building day leaves Neal bruised
Wearing only sleep pants, Neal was enjoying the cool summer breeze coming through the balcony doors as he stood at his easel, capturing the evening New York skyline.
Entering the apartment, Mozzie stopped short on his way to Neal's wine collection.
"Neal! Where did those bruises come from?"
"White Collar team building day."
"So what, they took turns at hitting the leashed felon? I'll kill the Suit!"
"Calm down Moz. It was just a game of paint ball."
"With you the only target!"
"No, this is mainly Diana. She seemed to enjoy having the opportunity to finally kill me. Repeatedly."