I consider myself a man of great tolerance. I've put up with the likes of dunderheads such as Frank Burns and countless others. But having to share my tent with Major Charles Winchester when we both caught unfortunate cases of the mumps was the absolute worst! The man was completely intolerable! I don't know how BJ and Hawkeye managed to stand living with him, but I give them both a lot of credit. Our new surgeon, Newsome, was very good, but with a dark secret. When I saw him sitting in my tent, I forgot all about Charles. Thank God for Sidney.